Jessica Biel, Uma Thurman at Paris Fashion Week: who looked better?

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This year’s Paris Fashion Week seems like it’s under-attended. Maybe that’s my American bias speaking – usually, there are lots of American “fashion girls” who end up doing the rounds all week, but there has only been a handful of Americans this year. Maybe it’s because Linnocent is haunting the City of Lights like the Crackhead of Notre Dame. Maybe it’s because French designers just invited more European celebrities this year. I don’t know.

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Anyway, these are some photos of a few of the Americans fashion girls who did make it to Paris. There’s Jessica Biel making her way into the Valentino show, and Uma Thurman going into the Chanel show. Biel was out and about in Paris yesterday, wearing Giambattista Valli and looking puffy and slightly pregnant. So Biel must be relieved to be wearing this figure-hugging dress, showing off her distinct lack of baby bump. Sidenote: I really, really hate Biel’s shoes. As for Uma… she always looks pregnant to me these days, but beyond that, she looks gorgeous in Chanel. If you’d like to see a slideshow of Chanel’s show, go here.

So, which one of these girls worked Paris Fashion Week harder? Uma looks gorgeous, and she got to sit front-row at Chanel, the must-have position for any “fashion girl” worth her salt. But Jessica Biel achieved something too – she’s still got a career, she’s still considered a fashion girl, and she still gets invited to these events, all with little to no talent as a clothes hanger or as an actress. I don’t know who to choose!

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

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53 Responses to “Jessica Biel, Uma Thurman at Paris Fashion Week: who looked better?”

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  1. Lisa says:

    Well knowing the hate for JB on this website the vote would undoubtly go to Uma.

  2. Diane says:

    Jessica who? Uma is a goddess who has aged gracefully and beautifully. Uma has never looked better.

  3. your mama says:

    what the heck is around Biel’s ankles?

  4. jolie says:

    J.Biel is loving the new found attention now that she is “back” with Justin Timberlake. Would she even be invited if she wasn’t still associated with him?

  5. Cheyenne says:

    Props to Uma. She looks great in that outfit.

  6. layla says:

    I used to really like Jessica… not for her awesome acting capabilities but for the healthy, fit role model she stood for. Too many tweaks of the face and the pathetic-ness of the whole JT thing has simply turned my like into blah. I could not care less.

    Uma will always be a unique, shinning, goddess.

  7. Sue says:

    Uma hands down and I’m not even a fan.

  8. jamie says:

    NOT a fan of Jessica as an actress/celebrity/person but she looks amazing here. Uma looks great too but I just love the color of Jessica’s coat and her shoes. Plus the fabric of the dress, I don’t know, it looks like it even feels amazing.

  9. N.D. says:

    They both look good.
    I’d love to have JB dress.

  10. ladybert62 says:

    Gosh, Jessica has good teeth! But to me, she has a horsey face.

    Her dress looks lovely from what I can see of it – her shoes are the wrong color.

  11. esikazemese says:

    I don’t think you can compare. I mean Uma is a major actress, but Jessica is much younger and im liking her outfit more of course because its more fresh. Even though Uma is really elegant.

  12. Turtle Dove says:

    Uma wins hands down. Biel looks like she’s trying to hard and her dress… ensemble in general… is very bland and generic.

  13. Poison Ivy says:

    JB shoes are f*ckin ugly! What’s that supposed to be, a half ankleboot with a nude strap?

  14. whome says:

    they are two diff women wearing two diff outfits in two diff age ranges how can you compare the two… please spare me!

  15. workerbee says:

    I never noticed the similarities between Uma & Princess Charlene! Except Uma doesn’t look on the verge of tears all the time.

  16. danielle says:

    I’ll give this round to Biel, she looks gorgeous here.

  17. serena says:

    I just LOVE Jessica’s outfit and coat! I want them badly!!

    As for Uma…meh, I don’t really like or dislike her outfit. Just boring.

  18. k says:

    Come on, guys. Uma is clearly getting some help with her face.

  19. DarkEmpress says:

    Jessica! I love her booties! Is that her mom?

    Uma needs Victoria secret! Sag makes you a hag!

  20. cmc says:

    My vote’s for Jessica, although I’m really not a fan of the hair. Beautiful clothes and they look perfect on her.

  21. Violet says:

    Uma’s face and hair look great, but I don’t like the rags she’s wearing. Jessica’s outfit is just as bad — it’s downright matronly, complete with hideous grandma shoes.

    I think both of them could be wearing much, much nicer outfits. So I’m going to ignore the awful clothes and vote for Uma.

  22. Chloe (not chloe) says:

    Uma.

  23. the other mel says:

    I can’t believe you wrote piece this without commenting on Uma’s face. She looks like she’s had a ton of work done — far more than Kate Winslet and right up there with Madonna before hers went south. Particularly her eyes, neck and mouth. She’s gorgeous, but she’s had major work done.

  24. J O'C says:

    Uma. Definitely.

  25. Micah says:

    Uma.

  26. Emma says:

    Love Jessica’s hair. Hate her shoes.

    As for Uma, she is gorgeous. Does she look plastic-y to anyone else? I think she’s a case of classy-Botox.

  27. Kim says:

    Love Jessicas dress, hate the shoes w the dress. She is to thin lately. Uma’s face work looks good/somewhat natural. A little waxy but decent.

  28. neelyo says:

    Biel has always had a hard look about her face. Love that dress but she needs a lot more make-up. Uma looks much classier.

  29. Alejandro says:

    Remember when she used to be pretty muscular but then started starving herself to appease public commentators on blogs and such.

  30. lucy2 says:

    Uma looks good, but I agree there’s something…different. I think she may have been freshened up, or has on some amazing makeup.
    If those photos are supposed to be Biel looking pregnant, then most women seem to be carrying twins!

  31. Mew says:

    Uma’s makeup looks fabulous! Has she got things tweeked? She hasn’t looked that fresh and amazing for ages!

  32. Mikki says:

    I do like Jessica’s dress, but she needs more accessories and less messy hair. The shoes just…no…not good at all.

  33. Stacia says:

    WTH….Medieval granny-peasant shoes. UGHH!

  34. Sara says:

    Uma looks so lovely. Everything about her look is perfect 🙂

    Biel looks like a corpse as always.

  35. Ron says:

    i was going to say jessica, until I got to the shot of the damn shoes. Christ. Uma wins.

  36. Jordan says:

    Uma wins, definitely (elegant, classy, beautiful). I liked Jessica “Teefs”‘s dress but she needed a bra that didn’t show her nips, and the witch shoes and support hose needs to go. I love the sunglasses but she needs to keep them on b/c her eyes look tired in that pic. She always looks ‘almost there’ in her style, some of it ok but then the other mess just ruins the whole look.

  37. Camille says:

    Uma looks stunning.

    JB’s lips look like a couple of sausages that are about to split and I can’t see past that. She needs to stop with the lip injections.

  38. Canuck says:

    Is Biel wearing knee high nylons rolled down to her ankles with those hideous shoes? It sure looks like it.

  39. chris says:

    I actually love the shoes.

  40. Darlene says:

    Uma’s face, Biel’s body.

    Throw Biel’s shoes in the trash first though.

  41. lrm says:

    uma doeos not look that tweaked to me…
    even the candids w/o makeup, she looks good-great skin, does not look like an alien.

    i’m not saying she’s has nothing, but i just dont see major surgery here…

  42. Bermuda Blues says:

    The acne on Biel’s chest is distracting.

  43. gab says:

    Biel’s face is … not attractive. I’ll leave it at that.
    Her outfit? Meh.

    Uma on the other hand is so beautiful. Face, hair, outfit – she wins hands down.

  44. sandy#1 says:

    uma hands down,she looks radiant, but i like Jessica dress also.

  45. Miranda says:

    Uma, hands down.

    The design of JB’s shoes actually make her legs look short. All they do is draw your attention to the taupe ankle straps which makes her look like she’s either wearing Leggs ankle socks or ankle length Spanx. What a difference when you look at Uma’s shoes.

  46. Anna says:

    Uma is a goddess. I’ve seen her in person with her family, she is just gorgeous, a natural beauty.

    That said, jennifer looks much more real and relaxed. But those shoes……

  47. JaneWonderfalls says:

    Let me first say I think both ladies looked very elegant but I have to give it to Jessica, I love her hair and the color and fit of her outfit, Very in season with the color and coat.

  48. taxi says:

    Uma is groomed. Biel looks messy. Is she with her mother? Biel’s shoes are not becoming.

  49. foozy says:

    i must say, it’s hard to hate biel. after all she’s really pretty and has a great figure…

  50. Maritza says:

    They both look beautiful. I’m curious to know who is that with Jessica Biel,her mom? If she is her mom than she has an elegant mother.

  51. Amy says:

    I think the color palette Jessica Biel went with is so blehhghh. It would wash anyone out. Uma looks pretty fabulous, but I don’t really care for the jacket.

  52. smh says:

    tbh Jessica Biel’s outfit is better… Uma makes it a point to dress unconventionally all the time… or at least in the past few years she started with that. earlier in her career she dressed very cautiously, no colour, just black &/or white, simple designs. and now she just seems out of it.