Rachel Uchitel, 36, marries 26-yr-old businessman in a quickie Vegas wedding

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Every now and then, it’s nice to check in with Rachel Uchitel, one of America’s most famous hookers. What’s that, you say? She’s not really a hooker? I beg to differ. She boned Tiger Woods for months and then accepted a multi-million-dollar payoff to keep her mouth shut about their affair. Before Tiger, she boned David Boreanaz and then publicly blackmailed him, likely for some money. Anyway, somebody bought the cow when the they were getting the milk on layaway. Rachel Uchitel, 36, married Matt Hahn, 26 (pictured above). He’s a former football player (Penn State) and now a businessman in San Francisco. I guess we can say that he’s also pretty dumb too, right? Or can we just say that he has awful taste in women?

Rachel Uchitel has gone from mistress to married woman! The 36-year-old nightclub hostess — whose claim to fame was her multiple affairs with golfer Tiger Woods and actor David Boreanz — tied the knot with businessman Matt Hahn on Sunday, TMZ reports.

“We are really happy and feel extremely fortunate to have one another,” Uchitel tells Us Weekly in a statement. The pair exchanged vows in front of 12 friends at Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas — the same venue where Britney Spears married Jason Alexander in 2004.

The couple obtained a marriage license in Clark County, Nevada, Sunday night and filed it with the court the next morning at 8:58 a.m.

Hahn, 26, was a football player at Penn State. He and Uchitel have been living together in San Francisco for several months.

Prior to her relationship with Hahn, Uchitel had been engaged to investment banker James Andrew O’Grady, who was killed on September 11, 2001 during the World Trade Center attacks; she spoke frequently of O’Grady’s death during her 2010-2011 appearance on VH1′s Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Uchitel, a University of New Hampshire graduate, wed Wall Street trader and childhood friend Steven Ehrenkranz in 2004. Their union lasted just four months.

[From Us Weekly]

This poor dude. Well, at least Rachel has all of that money, right? I hope to God she hasn’t blown through $10 million in a year and a half. So maybe Rachel is the one getting played by this young hustler? Doubtful. CB thinks Rachel is working some angle that we haven’t figured out yet. Maybe some reality show deal or something. Maybe it’s a long con.

By the way, I was just thinking about Rachel the other day when I was looking through some Linnocent photos. Both Lohan and Uchitel have that “hard” working-girl look, but to give Rachel some credit, I honestly think she looks less busted than Linnocent.

UPDATE: Thanks to all of you who pointed out the discrepancy with the $10 million figure – other sites were referencing the money like Rachel still has it, but TMZ reported that Rachel had to give it back to Tiger. Maybe Rachel has more money than we know, or maybe this marriage really is a long con.

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Photos courtesy of Uchitel’s Twitter and Fame.

 

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  1. MacScore says:

    First reaction: “who is she and why should we care?” Now I know. I still don’t care.
    “he has awful taste in women” – and in clothes, by the look of it.
    Next!

  2. gee says:

    I remember hearing she had to pay the 10 million back for going on celebrity rehab.. is that true? That might explain the marriage.. money’s done gone.

  3. bigchili says:

    I thought she had to give back most of the 10 million from Tiger??

  4. Mrs K says:

    Why are you writing that she has all the money? She had to repay the hush money and is currently suing G. Allred due to the attorney fees…

  5. C.Lynn says:

    Rachel no longer has any of Tiger’s money. She had to give it all back to Tiger when she violated the confidentiality clause by discussing Tiger on Celebrity Rehab. The last I heard Rachel was threatening to sue Gloria Allred because of this. TMZ had an article about it.

    http://www.tmz.com/2011/07/17/gloria-allred-rachel-uchitel-tiger-woods-10-million-dollar-settlement-confidentiality-agreement-jay-lavely-violated-tmz-celebrity-rehab/

  6. atlantapug says:

    Why is this news?

    Yuk.

  7. bigchili says:

    “whose claim to fame was her multiple affairs with golfer Tiger Woods and actor David Boreanz”

    Pretty disgusting when your claim to fame is having affairs with multiple married men. sickening.

  8. lucy2 says:

    Wow, that guy looks so much like a friend of mine from college (Penn State!) that I did a double take and nearly had a heart attack.
    She’s gross, inside and out. He’s an idiot if he thinks it’s for real and she’ll only have eyes for him.

  9. tapioca says:

    I can see what’s in it for him – he’s now husband to a wife who has no problem with husbands cheating on their wives. What man wouldn’t want a steady relationship AND free licence to go after fresh vagina whenever he feels like it?

    Unless she’s hypocritical about this kinda stuff, obvs…

  10. Tierra says:

    I think she might have money from the 9/11 fund or something like that.

    Either way, I can’t wait for Karma to take a big bite out of this bitch. I give it 2 years before she’s on the other end of a cheating scandal.

  11. CG says:

    She looks like she got some (more) work done on her face for the big occasion! :p

  12. carrie says:

    1/ who cares?
    2/he looks good
    3/congrats!

  13. Kelly says:

    So she’s stopped whoring! Mazel tov.

    I wish the pictures really brought out her wonky eye – she’s even wonkier than Parasite Hilton (TM Michael K). Also, I wish you’d posted that picture of her crying and holding her 9/11 dead fiance’s picture – that was priceless. Face scrunched up and eyebrows WAY overtweezed in that ’90s tadpole-brow fashion.

  14. Jezi says:

    Wow, she had to give the money back….hahahahahahaha!!!! That’s great shit.

  15. seVen says:

    Whos starting the poll on how long this shit fest will last?

    1 year, i give it a 1 year

  16. Roxy750 says:

    he is hot. Too bad it’s all wasted.

  17. Kimbob says:

    LMAO….these two look to be very vain people, to say the least. They both looked like they fought over who had more “mirror time.”

    Nevertheless, it would certainly make my day if this dude turns out to be out-hustling Rachel….and he makes off w/some of her money, & she catches him running around on her. No one would be more deserving than Rachel “you can tell she’s a whore,” as Joy Behar put it.

  18. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    I really hope that the stole is faux fur.

  19. thinkaboutit says:

    He’s a con too. Why else would a 26 year old hottie marry a known hooker who is 10 years older and busted looking?

  20. Original Tiffany says:

    That would be real fur. Sorry. Just got done living in uber-cold climates for two years where fur is common and that’s definitely real. It has fluff and loft, and you can tell.
    Maybe it’s vintage, but I doubt it.

  21. the original bellaluna says:

    May her husband do to her what she’s done to other wives! Mazel tov!

    And seriously? SF? That’s way too close to me. Go back to NY.

  22. Firecracker says:

    Her 15 minutes are up. And that’s how long I give this marriage too.

  23. Enny says:

    I wonder if she’ll still be into sleeping with a married man when she’s the one married to him?

  24. Dani says:

    He’s hot. It won’t last.

  25. Turtle Dove says:

    My prediction:

    1) Reality show
    2) Drama for ratings
    3) He cheats on her
    4) Rachel famewhores drama into a nice little cash grab to recoup lost Tiger money.
    5) Divorce

  26. crtb says:

    He must be rich and she needs the money.

  27. Original Bee says:

    I’m surprised she got married at all, considering the fact that she basically said it was a good thing her fiance died on 9/11 so she didn’t end up marrying him and becoming, in her words, “a fat housewife.” She is a straight up hooka’, as Lafayette would say.

  28. Heavenbound says:

    Well… all I can say is that he is HOT!

  29. Turd Fergussen says:

    I can only hope that some skank comes along and breaks up her marriage like she did to Elin Woods.

  30. Patricia says:

    Awww she looks so wholesome.

    How nice to bring a hooker home to momma.

  31. Thea says:

    Dude is from Penn State. And yes he is a idiot.

  32. poodlemom says:

    Good looking guy! But she is bad news!

  33. Jenn says:

    I actually did a double take when I heard she lost her fiance on 9/11. It slowly came back to me- so many people were stapling up photos and flyers of loved ones they couldn’t find at the time. She seemed to be in genuine pain, both hysterical and frantic. What she has become (or always was but masked better) is pathetic.

  34. The Bobster says:

    That ho has more miles on her than an interstate. Why marry her?

  35. willworkforfood says:

    She probably simply fell in love with the idea of marrying a normal guy. Him, being so young, got caught up in it. But she came from $$, way before she did the high profile mistress thing. Only way she can make it work is if she gets out of REALITY world, and go quietly concentrate on being married. Not sure if she can, or if Stud Boy signed up for that.