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In the October 2006 issue of Allure magazine, Jessica Simpson proclaimed that the way to her heart was through accepting her father, Creepy Pa Joe.
When asked by the interviewer if she thought her father’s overarching role in her life contributed to the end of her marriage, and if any man could compete with her father, Jessica simply had this to say:
“I think any man who is intimidated by that
relationship, I don’t want to be with.”
She further went on to say that she’s not the type of girl who sleeps around.
I’m not the woman who’ll just sleep with you. I’ll sleep next to you – with my clothes on!”
“That’s called a tease,” (says the interviewer.)
“I’ve been told before that’s what I am,” she says laughing.
“Seriously, I do think it’s important to have an
emotional connection first before you have a
connection sexually. I believe there is no other way to have great sex.” She grabs the rooster hanging around her neck. “This is my cock!” she jokes. “This is about as raunchy as I get these days. I don’t have a cock at the moment, so I wear one around my neck. I found this when I went antiquing. I saw it and said to myself, I’ve found my cock! I’ve found my man!”
Whoah, Ken Paves’ hairspray seems to have permanently killed the brain cells in poor Jessica’s head. How this girl goes from talking about her father, to being a tease, and then going gaga for cock is just crazy.
Does she really think we are going to believe she is sleeping with her clothes on next to John Mayer? Also, does Creepy Pa Joe approve of her relationship with John? Because if he doesn’t, John’s going be out of Jessica’s life faster than you can say “Lachey”.
Written by Chic Mommy
Posted in Family, Jessica Simpson, Joe Simpson, Sex, Uncategorized
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Disgusting! This woman has no respect for herself anymore. Nick Lachey was lucky to get rid of her!
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Her dad has always struck me as a child molester. He’s just plain creepy and their whole family dynamic is very DISTURBING!
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I’m so glad they left Dallas. We’re so much better off without them. Texas doesn’t love the Simpsons.
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She needs to stop speaking now.
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