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Trashy, slutty blondes of America: Your prince has come! Seriously, if you are an American blonde with nice legs, decent boobs, and a willingness and desire to bone a prince, you’re in luck! Prince Harry has arrived on our shores, and he’s looking for a good time. Harry is in California, where he’ll be undergoing Apache helicopter training, which could take as long as two months. In that time-span, you know he’s going to have a few weekends off. Everybody has been saying “Las Vegas” – but Harry surprised everyone by making his first roadtrip, not to Vegas but to San Diego-ish. Coronado, actually.
He had just landed in California, ready to undertake the final stage of his Apache helicopter training. So when Prince Harry decided he fancied a beer and a burger before getting down to business, he and three friends drove to the nearest watering hole… a mere 120 miles away.
The 27-year-old Royal and his colleagues from RAF Wattisham arrived at the Naval Air Facility in El Centro on Thursday.
The next day, the four friends – plus Harry’s Royal protection officers – headed off to the famed McP’s Irish Pub on the island of Coronado, near San Diego.
The Prince relaxed and chatted happily to locals, even taking a photograph for a couple due to marry yesterday. Harry, who had asked to be seated at an outside table, was served by 32-year-old waitress Leah Bentley, from San Diego.
She said: ‘Harry and his friends were really nice. It took me a minute before I realised who he was. I bantered with him and tried to treat him like any other customer. He and his friends were very good-looking and were nice tippers. He didn’t flirt with me – but I wouldn’t have minded if he had.’
The Prince and his friends enjoyed an hour-long meal and when fellow diners recognised him, some asked for a photo.
Harry obliged and also got behind the camera to take a snap of Victor Swircz and his fiancée Laurie on the eve of their wedding. Victor later tweeted: ‘Seriously I’m not joking. I just met Prince Harry and shook his hand @ McP’s in Coronado!!’
McP’s is the only Irish pub on the island of Coronado, which is the home of the US Navy SEALs. The bar is owned by a former SEAL and so was an ideal venue for Harry, who was enjoying time out before he starts his two-month training programme, known as Exercise Crimson Eagle.
His time will be split between El Centro, close to the border of Mexico, and Gila Bend in Arizona – and he will then become a fully qualified Apache pilot.
A spokesman for the Prince said yesterday: ‘Harry has a bit of down-time on the course, which he will spend privately with his course mates.’
[From The Mail]
Harry is going to really enjoy his time in America, don’t you think? He likes to party and have fun, but he’ll buckle down when he has to. He’s already making new friends, and Americans won’t get our knickers in a twist about him – for the most part, I think people will be like, “Oh, Princess Diana’s son. Cool.”
And all of the American girls will be overcome by his lovely accent – he seriously has an incredible voice, and as a slutty American girl, let me just say: he could have it just with his voice alone. Yes, Harry will do very, very well here. And no, I don’t see him having a celebrity hookup. I do see him romancing a series of waitresses and female bartenders and party girls, though.
Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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Yes! Two months of Hot Ginger on this side of the pond!
Is that girl wearing a satellite dish on her head in the second pic? lol
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Michael K is already travelling to San Diego.Just for Prince Hot Ginge.
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Why, why, WHY do the hot guys (NOT Asston) come to San Diego after I moved? It’s not fair, I tell you! It’s JUST. NOT. FAIR!
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Just out of curiosity: If someone did fall pregnant by Harry now, would the baby be an heir to anything, or even recognized as a royal?
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I find him and William to be massive tools. He has and continues to do stupid crap and it seems to get a pass for his accent. Come on! Yeah, he is involved in charity, well so am I, not of his magitude but still. Yeah, this will be his playground and I hope he respects it.
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Addie: No, the child would not be in line to the throne or considered royal, unless Harry married the mother.
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No, Addie.
No.5 Tiffany – Well, Harry is generally considered to be the thickest boy to come out of Eton. The only thing he has going for him is his royal status.
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In that first pic he looks middle aged and too much like his dad. Either way though will always have a soft spot for Princess Diana’s sons.
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I don’t see how he’ll make it to his 30s without getting a girl pregnant. He seems sloppy/stupid to me.
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Harry is sexy, I’ll gladly offer my services
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Thank you Tiffany and Acorn Paste.
I thought he was going to Arizon which would have been the perfect place for him.
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We are all commoners and not good enough for royalty, lol.
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@mel: I think Duchess Kate might have something to say about commoners!
As to Harry, he might be thick as a plank, but he’s royal cuteness more than makes up for it. Love him!
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Best headline EVER! Combined with first pic: priceless.
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Acorn Paste – to be fair to him he never really had a chance. According to a few biographers if they failed any course, they were ushered along or given too many chances for makeups. There was no pressure on him to be smart. And William too, isn’t very bright. Their were rumors Waity did his coursework for him (she is a science geek and only took Art history because of him). When he wanted to drop out St. Andrews “convinced” him to say and let him change course (to Geology), which is highly unusual and he didn’t even have to put in the extra year.
There was no way these boys were going to be braniacs when they’re given so many passes and their only worry at that age is protocol and vacations. And I’m sure when Diana passed they were given even more leniency.
That said he is thick, which is sad to hear him to speak. Gorgeous voice but what comes out of it is kind of hard on killer. Still good looking though. Sucks that he only looks at blondes. I hate guys like that, skeeves me out (like dudes who only date asians).
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Sorry to bust the bubble of so many american women but harry is about to get back with chelsy, they had dinner at her place before his trip.Its on the daily mail.
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@ the original bellaluna…don’t worry doll…I am right here in San Diego County & will be glad to keep an eye on him for you. WEEEEEEEE!!!
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@ Annie , i doubt that its true , because if it was it would be all over the news and it isn’t.Chelsy is dating Jamie Richards according to ….the Daily Mail!!I think the Daily Mail just wanted some extra visitors on their website and decided to create a fluff piece.
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@ spinner – Ah, you’re a peach! Enjoy, so I can enjoy vicariously.
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FYI to all the blonde slutty chicks out there. Watch your backs! MichaelK will hurt someone for Prince Hot Ginge.
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Heheh. When you guys kept saying “thick”, I was thinking of something other than his intelligence.
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@Sassy…that was my first thought as well. Then I read the rest of the comments and went…”oh!”
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Life can be good for a second son.
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YAY! This is so great! I’m on the right coast and everything. The boob-situation could be a bit bigger, but I am blonde and totally willing haha
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PHWOAAARRR. That is all.
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For all the brunettes out there , Harry was seen kissing/making out with a brunette !!!!No need to go bottle blonde!!!!
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The Original Ashley
Unfortunately that is true (aside from the Kate doing his work for him, I don’t have any clue about that one) .
And it wasn’t Geology but Geography, which is fair to say is a course that isn’t looked upon very highly. There was also that art teacher at Harry’s school who allegedly did his work for him.
They were given exceptions because they were royals. But you’re right, school work is probably the least of their concern what with being a royal and all.
sassy & The Original Mia: HAHA!
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Original Ashley and Acorn Paste: That’s the way I understood their intellectual level too. Harry is “thick” (good one, sassy) as a brick and had to be “hand held” from Eton through flight school. William is not that much brighter. A geography major? I always wondered what that was exactly. If Waity did his coursework and chose her major to be near him, both of which I think are plausable, it further proves that she went to St. Andrew’s for one reason only; to bag him. No wonder all the other girls he dated rejected him. Dim bulb, regardless of social status and fat bank account. Waity knew exactly what she was doing. Now what?
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