Kim Kardashian shuts down the baby rumors: “give us a year” to have kids

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I taped Kim Kardashian’s two hour wedding extravaganza last night and I had aspirations of watching it to at least get a perspective on the phenomenon that is this ubiquitously annoying family. So far I’ve only seen one episode of any of their shows and their baby voices and the stupid plot lines just bugged me so much I didn’t want to bother ever watching it again. I should have known I wouldn’t be able to actually sit down and watch the wedding yet. Plus there are two MORE hours of this sh*t, for real. It is airing over two nights and there’s more to come tonight. I feel confident in my decision to let Kim’s heavily sponsored wedding sit idly on my DVR and get deleted after 14 days by default.

Anyway the tabloids were claiming that Kim was pregnant a couple of weeks ago, then this week they’re claiming that she’s having trouble in her marriage since neither Kim nor husband Kris have been wearing their rings. It looks like the tabloids may have gotten it right more recently. Kim gave an interview to Ryan Seacrest in which she backtracks on her constant claims that she wants to have babies right away and then complains about how little her husband did to help her plan the wedding. The E! wedding special will end up lasting longer than this marriage. Here’s more:

Newlywed reality star Kim Kardashian has said she’s ready for kids – and now she’s put a specific timeframe on the project.

“I think we want to figure out where he’s going to play an where we’re going to live [first],” Kardashian, 30, told Ryan Seacrest Friday on his KIIS-FM radio show of her plans to start a family with husband Kris Humphries, who is unsure which basketball team he’ll play for while the NBA lockout is in effect.

But, she added cryptically, they will be thinking about the prospected date soon: “Give us a year.”

She also says their lives are so entwined that she’d slow down her glamorous Los Angeles-New York lifestyle without a second thought if necessary.

Asked what she would do if Humphries was picked up by the Oklahoma Thunder basketball team, for example, Kardashian replied, “I would go to Oklahoma City. We’re not going to live a separate life.”

And while the couple – who is now based in New York – is frenetically busy, they still find married life blissful.

“We are six or seven weeks in … his is six and a half,” she said. “I feel good. It was kind of crazy to go right from our wedding straight to New York.”

She added, “It’s been work non-stop, and I think [Kris] finally appreciates all the hard work we do. It’s like, ‘I’m running off here to do this’ … there’s so much going on. He finally gets it.”

Of course, things aren’t always perfect. She explained what was behind a pre-wedding spat with her husband over wedding-planning duties.

“I asked him to do a few things,” she said. “And he kept on being so opinionated … but when I asked him to do something, nothing would happen … It would take him forever to do something. So I think I finally just lost it and was like, ‘I can’t do his seating chart, I can’t do any of the things on his side of the family.’ It was just really frustrating because all of my things were done. So I just lost it.”

More will be revealed about the wedding on Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event, airing Sunday at 8/7 central and Monday at 9/8 central on E!

[From People]

Over the summer I got a blowout at a salon at a city I was visiting and the hairdresser and I totally bonded over celebrities. Usually when someone asks me what I do I’ll just say “I run a website from my house,” but sometimes I’ll say “I run a celebrity gossip website.” There are people who have looked at me like I’m a like I’m a pornographer or something so I have to approach it tentatively. Anyway this hairdresser loved The Kardashians and she loved Jessica Simpson and she knew all the gossip. It was so much fun to talk to her, and I rarely run into people who are as into gossip as I am. (And my hair looked gorgeous afterwards, BTW. If I already told you this story I’m sorry!)

My long rambling point is that Kim Kardashian has fans who totally love her and think she’s awesome, and they’re not bad people. She serves a purpose in our society, as Kaiser is often saying. But Kim has just as many detractors, probably more so, than she has fans. And we love to hate her. Hence the triple-K wedding spectacular, spread out over two nights and longer than the best movies that have ever been made. You would say it’s so presumptuous of anyone to think we would find that interesting for such a long period of time, but that basically sums up this whole Kardashian phenomenon.

Kim and Kris are shown out Saturday in New York. She had an outfit change. Look at her, she thinks she’s royalty. Credit: Fame Pictures

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  1. Chris says:

    Better yet….how about never! Yuck!

  2. jc126 says:

    I don’t know how anyone can stand watching these dips anymore, especially Kim. Totally insufferable even trying to watch it as a goof.

    I don’t think Kim is necessarily that into having kids; she might be more into just having a pro athlete rich guy around. I believe if she bought into the idea of getting pregnant to attempt to keep a guy around, she’d have done it with Reggie Bush.

  3. Cindy says:

    They need a year, that’ll be the length of the marriage and then Kim will be off club and athlete hopping.

  4. Quest says:

    The Kardashian Klan annoys the friggin’ hell out of me.

  5. Skinnybetch says:

    Lurch looks so freakishly large in every picture. They look highlarious together. I feel like they should be an attraction at ring side circus or something.

  6. lucy2 says:

    Her face looks painful! What is she doing to herself?
    She probably needs to schedule a baby for a ratings sweeps period. This whole thing seems like such a farce. It’s sad.

    I truly don’t understand why anyone would be a “fan” of hers, but whatever.

  7. francesca says:

    They are such a strange pair. He looks like such an overgrown dumb kid and she looks like some miniature show pony. I can’t get my head around.

  8. Cherry Rose says:

    @jc126 – Except Kris Humphries isn’t exactly rich. Most he makes a year is $2 million. Of course, to us normal people, that’s pretty rich, but compared to the Kardashians, Kim is definitely the richer one.

    And good. Kim is much too vapid and self-absorbed to be a mother. Not to mention the kid will be handed off to nannies.

  9. imabrat says:

    The common people are waiting in anticipation for an inbred prince to be born.

  10. cmc says:

    Pfff…I’m not ashamed to say I love the Kardashians. They’re fluff, 100%…they’re like the family version of America’s Next Top Model. We all know how freaking ridiculous the show is, but that’s the whole point of watching it. I mean, there was a plot point about Khloe saying Kim & Kris didn’t know each other well enough to get married. Bitch- you knew Lamar for 9 days before y’all got engaged. Sit down.

  11. ladybert62 says:

    In those pictures above, all she cares about is the camera – it is as if hubby is not even there.

    And I agree, Lurch and Barbie-Doll look silly together.

  12. JaneWonderfalls says:

    God no….

  13. Ogechi says:

    Please don’t hate me, but i love Kim so much. I pray she enjoys her marriage but anyhow it goes, I wl support her.

  14. Ogechi says:

    BTW Khloe irritates me. She is envious and too judgemental.

  15. MellaYellow says:

    Did people watch that wedding? because I didn’t. Just wondering

  16. Savannah says:

    I remember reading somewhere that Kris H’s family has money of their own. I’m sure it’s pennies compared to the Lardashions, but he more than likely grew up privileged .

  17. Emma says:

    I watched part 1 of “Kim’s Fairytale Wedding” last night. Only about 10% of the show was about the wedding and nothing about it was fairytale-like. Of course, the regular bickering/slamming doors. It was mostly about the mom getting plastic surgery, the brother (Rob) eating too much, and Khloe b*tching about Kris (Kim’s fiance’). That was it. *yawn*

  18. MellaYellow says:

    @Emma See, that why I didn’t watch. lol!

  19. Truthful says:

    for the folks that do not know AND E channel, the Trashians have played out.

    we’re moving on to other things in the media, its overdone and their show is the same ole fake scripted stuff it always was.

    I’d rather give my time to watch someone that is talented, not a clan greedy FAKE attention whores.

    LOL, Peepee, the mini show horse.

    her lacefront is crooked in the 3rd pic.

  20. bee says:

    Kim for now will not give up her career and she is not going to be living in Minnesota with Kris Humphries. Kim said on The Today Show Friday with Hoda that Los Angeles is her home. Kim would have never thought when she met Kris Humphries that the NBA lockout was around the corner and that he would be a free agent. Kim’s attraction to Kris was that he was an NBA player and played for a team around NYC (Brooklyn Nets). The thought of Kris being signed to a team in a crappy city bothers Kim, of course she will not admit it.

  21. jc126 says:

    Just saw some (silent and brief, mercifully) stills from this show on Today, and Kris H. has that look that a lot of NBAers have, like he has acromegaly. Like Kevyn Aucoin had.

  22. bee says:

    @Savannah – Kris Humphries and his father William Humphries own a chain of Five Guys Burgers and Fries. Kris Humphries is not a multi-millionaire NBA player. His salary in the NBA is pennies compared to what NBA stars make. Kris Humphries is not an NBA star.

  23. luls says:

    Sounds like the honeymoon period is wearing off….

  24. Firecracker says:

    Ladybert, that’s what I noticed too! All she’s doing is looking at the cameras while hubby is talking to her.

    And Kim, shhhhhhhhhhhhh. It’s quiet time now. No more talking.

  25. Savannah says:

    @ bee My comment was a response to an earlier comment about Kris not being “rich.” To me, someone with a net worth of around $8 million dollars is rich. I know that compared to NBA stars with max contracts and the Kardashian klan, that $8 million is chump change, but to me it isn’t.

  26. MellaYellow says:

    @Truthful I always thought it was just a weave not a wig? Wow she is so fake

  27. the original bellaluna says:

    “Give us a year…” should be continued 1) “to find a surrogate, because we all know Ima blow up like nobody’s business” or 2) “to see if we’re actually still married in a year.” (Lardassian Kartrashian-ese, people; put your thinking-weaves on!)

  28. Unbeweavable says:

    First off, if I were Kim, I wouldn’t wear my rings all the time because those things are awful. They would get caught on everything. Kris could have used that money to buy a better looking engagement and wedding ring. I mean- come on. The 2 rings don’t even match and are so god awful and big. Sheesh.

    I think she’s already getting tired of his “duh” look and is back to being all about Kim. They definitely didn’t get married for any of the right reasons. If any of you guys watched last night, you saw when he was talking about how she has been planning this since she was a little girl he said “then you can just put any guy in my spot” or something to that effect. He’s not AS dumb as he looks.

    Also, she is totally forgetting that she was married before. She’s making it sound like Kris is the only guy she’s ever been with. Bitch please.

  29. snappy81 says:

    I hate these photos of her — she just looks so obnoxious and self-important. I honestly don’t have any negative feelings about Kim or her clan — these photos are just hitting me the wrong way, I guess. 🙁

  30. Sassy says:

    The outfit with the hat – it’s a Halloween costume, right? Unbelievable!

  31. Norma says:

    Great photo. Kris reads like a modern day stan laurel. He might surprise us yet! he’s quite good at poking fun at Kim ohmygahd kardashian. Not as green as he’s cabbage looking after all…

  32. palermo says:

    I watched part one of the wedding show last night, she is ridiculous and why on earth is Pimp Mama Kris in every scene, picking out their china etc? What the hell does it have to do with her? Why does Rob still live with his sisters, time to grow up. When did Lamar tattoo his head, it looks absurd. The funniest part is when Kris (man) says he doesn’t want to be nutless like the rest of the Kardashian males, especially Bruce

  33. Norma says:

    @sassy, shriek! Just point the hat a bit and give her a broomstick. LMFAO

  34. sandra says:

    He’s looking at her and she’s looking at the cameras! That says a lot about their connection.

  35. melanie says:

    I agree that Khloe is jealous and judgemental. she should just lose 30 lbs and she would become a much happier person. She is bitter about her fatness, and makes a fool of herself thinking we all cannot see her envy and frustration disguised as sisterly concern

  36. Firecracker says:

    What’s with these stupid looking floppy hats? Is she trying to start a trend, like she tried with the jumpsuits?

  37. Cali says:

    Why does this person look like a wax figure? Why does she always wear so much make-up that she looks like a tranny? Why does her husband look like he is missing a chromosome?

  38. lisa says:

    Is he able to remove that particular hat or is it stuck.

    I just noticed he is wearing the same hat all the time.

    I don’t think she will move anywhere with him for a long period of time. Look at that Kendra girl. Kim needs LA or NYC. and without them there is no KIM.. plus her mother will not allow it.

    so there..Kris better start thinking of what he will do after basketball.

  39. trh says:

    “I would go to Oklahoma City.”

    BWAHAHAHAHA

    *pant* *pant* *pant*

    BAHAHAHAHA

    And is Kris even good enough to play for the Thunder? Also he is not rich by OKC standards either. There is oil money there. Doesn’t matter what us poor people think, a few million in assets doesn’t make you rich these days. For one, the dollar isn’t worth as much,and for another,the rich are getting richer. Sure I wish I earned that much but I wouldn’t think I was rich.
    Fortunate and comfortable, but not rich. Rich has yachts, jets, villas, vineyards, and racehorses. Not just a McMansion and a sportscar.

    The entitled lifestyles of these twits is despicable. Spence & Heidi are the canaries in this coal mine.

  40. dorothy says:

    We’ve had the wedding shoved down our throats for a month now, enough already!! Haven’t we suffered enough? Go away already!

  41. Dani D says:

    Had only seen like 1 episode the whole season. I stopped to take a look at part 1 & got sucked in. I actually enjoyed part 1. Khloe was off the chain! Tried part 2 yesterday & was reminded why I stopped watching the show 3 years ago. I give the marriage 2 years.

  42. Dani D says:

    Favorite part of part 2. Kris told Kim she use to work as a clerk in a clothing store 4 years ago, what makes her think she’s a princess? Classic!

  43. NancyPants says:

    It’s like watching a really bad sitcom. This NBA lockout is definitely going to be a deal breaker for KK. She’s all about the flash — and this dumb lug has zero flash!

  44. trh says:

    “WE poor people” rather

  45. Riz says:

    I think kim is the best thing that ever happened to America, and if you ask me she is the best, very hard working,and only wants what all women want to always feel loved and to give it back! good luck kim i wish you all the best.xxx

  46. The Count says:

    There are some adult Kardaashian fans, but the majority of K. fans are gullible young girls. These girls who will buy anything Kardashian is what is keeping the K’s alive. I just wonder where these kids get their money from. If their money source could be controlled, then maybe we could be relieved of the K. disease.