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Whoever decided to get Dita Von Teese and Scarlet Johansson together in this erotic photoshoot was a genius. I can’t stand Dita because she thinks she’s better than everyone else, but Scarlet looking dom is quite sexy, and even with that bad attitude you can’t deny that Dita looks good. The cigarette was an unnecessary addition, but the rest of the props are good enough to make up for it.
Dita and Scarlet appear in this sexy spread in in Flaunt magazine, and I’m not sure yet who took the pictures. Once higher-res versions come out, I’ll update this post. Please let there be a video too.
Pictures from Hollywood Gossip Whores via JJB.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Dita Von Teese, Magazines, Photos, Scarlett Johansson, Sexy
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eh.. dita is the attention grabber. Scarlette in that first pic is trying a little too hard.
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Oh my gawd. This is the best thing I’ve seen in days!!!!! Granted that I haven’t seen anything in days, but wow. Scarlett looks fabulous. Dita, not so much.
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Dita is the attention grabber, because she’s naked. Scarlett looks hotter to me!
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i would definitely deem this NSFW celebitchy! dita is naked!
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Ok I will change the title Jess. I was judging based on nipple exposure. You are cracking me up.
Those NSFW posts are the only ones my husband ever reads.
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Dita is hot. The breasts look real. Great photography. I love your copy as of late celebitchy. Your site is a must visit! keep up the good work
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It looks like she’s had buttwork done and definitely implants.
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Thanks Gavin! That is really nice to hear. Fleegle – Dita has admitted to implants, and even though she’s usually full of shit I have to give her credit for that.
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I think that Scarlett looks like an El Salvadorian bull fighter in that fluffy blouse. Or some pissed off she pirate.
Dita makes me feel dirty in an un-good way. I’m going to crawl in fetal now.
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DITA well – kind of sexy but clearly a knock off of Betty Page no? I am getting maxed out on Scarlett but at least she can act….I love SnM homage…a bit Madonna’s book SEX meets Helmut Newton…
I would have preferred something more insane – Renee Zwelleger spanking Meryl Streep LOL
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i never understood either of their appeal. its kind of an overrated situation for me.
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Johannson is really believable as a serious young lesbian.
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i think that dita is fantastic and she is not stuck up at all she is still the quiet shy little girl she was although i agree that when she copyrights her shows that is stupid because she has gotten the ideas from other people and places the martini glass is derived from catherine d’lish’s champange glass and the bath tub is from lily st cyr, the fan dance and bubble show is from sally rand. so there fore she should not be allowed to copyright them?
but she is a beautiful lady and far better looking and has more class the scarlett johansson who is a right diva and lloyd webbber cancelled her from most of his shoes for her diva demands if i had to chose definatly dita anyday
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I’d choose Dita anyday- she makes Scarlet Johansson look like a confused, pre-pubescent boy.
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Dita is a prissy little missy who is only famous because she married a rich husband. She brags about making $20, 000 for a 10 min show. As a burlesque performer myself I have to scrape to afford costumes. Real burlesque girls are not rich or have rich husbands. The costumes alone cost anywhere from $1000 – $4000, and thats not mentioning props! Your average burlesque performer is paid $50 – $75 per show. Id like to see what she would be doing without Manson. Its just not fair to the rest of us who feel we have to live up to DITA. Another thing she mentioned once in a GQ article, is that she feels she created the martini glass show, BULLSHIT! Ive been a stripper for years and THAT is nothing I havent seen before.
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