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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 23:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dita is a prissy little missy who is only famous because she married a rich husband.  She brags about making $20, 000 for a 10 min show.  As a burlesque performer myself I have to scrape to afford costumes.  Real burlesque girls are not rich or have rich husbands.  The costumes alone cost anywhere from $1000 - $4000, and thats not mentioning props!  Your average burlesque performer is paid $50 - $75 per show.  Id like to see what she would be doing without Manson.  Its just not fair to the rest of us who feel we have to live up to DITA.  Another thing she mentioned once in a GQ article, is that she feels she created the martini glass show, BULLSHIT!  Ive been a stripper for years and THAT is nothing I havent seen before.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dita is a prissy little missy who is only famous because she married a rich husband.  She brags about making $20, 000 for a 10 min show.  As a burlesque performer myself I have to scrape to afford costumes.  Real burlesque girls are not rich or have rich husbands.  The costumes alone cost anywhere from $1000 &#8211; $4000, and thats not mentioning props!  Your average burlesque performer is paid $50 &#8211; $75 per show.  Id like to see what she would be doing without Manson.  Its just not fair to the rest of us who feel we have to live up to DITA.  Another thing she mentioned once in a GQ article, is that she feels she created the martini glass show, BULLSHIT!  Ive been a stripper for years and THAT is nothing I havent seen before.
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 16:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;d choose Dita anyday- she makes Scarlet Johansson look like a confused, pre-pubescent boy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d choose Dita anyday- she makes Scarlet Johansson look like a confused, pre-pubescent boy.
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		<title>By: miss_b_haven</title>
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		<dc:creator>miss_b_haven</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 13:59:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i think that dita is fantastic and she is not stuck up at all she is still the quiet shy little girl she was although i agree that when she copyrights her shows that is stupid because she has gotten the ideas from other people and places the martini glass is derived from catherine d&#039;lish&#039;s champange glass and the bath tub is from lily st cyr, the fan dance and bubble show is from sally rand. so there fore she should not be allowed to copyright them?
but she is a beautiful lady and far better looking and has more class the scarlett johansson who is a right diva and lloyd webbber cancelled her from most of his shoes for her diva demands if i had to chose definatly dita anyday</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i think that dita is fantastic and she is not stuck up at all she is still the quiet shy little girl she was although i agree that when she copyrights her shows that is stupid because she has gotten the ideas from other people and places the martini glass is derived from catherine d&#8217;lish&#8217;s champange glass and the bath tub is from lily st cyr, the fan dance and bubble show is from sally rand. so there fore she should not be allowed to copyright them?<br />
but she is a beautiful lady and far better looking and has more class the scarlett johansson who is a right diva and lloyd webbber cancelled her from most of his shoes for her diva demands if i had to chose definatly dita anyday
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		<title>By: BessTudor</title>
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		<dc:creator>BessTudor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 22:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Johannson is really believable as a serious young lesbian.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Johannson is really believable as a serious young lesbian.
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		<title>By: jess</title>
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		<dc:creator>jess</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2006 01:28:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i never understood either of their appeal. its kind of an overrated situation for me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i never understood either of their appeal. its kind of an overrated situation for me.
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		<title>By: Alexi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alexi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2006 00:14:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>DITA well - kind of sexy but clearly a knock off of Betty Page no? I am getting maxed out on Scarlett but at least she can act....I love SnM homage...a bit Madonna&#039;s book SEX meets Helmut Newton...

I would have preferred something more insane - Renee Zwelleger spanking Meryl Streep LOL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DITA well &#8211; kind of sexy but clearly a knock off of Betty Page no? I am getting maxed out on Scarlett but at least she can act&#8230;.I love SnM homage&#8230;a bit Madonna&#8217;s book SEX meets Helmut Newton&#8230;</p>
<p>I would have preferred something more insane &#8211; Renee Zwelleger spanking Meryl Streep LOL
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		<title>By: Viv</title>
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		<dc:creator>Viv</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Oct 2006 14:25:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think that Scarlett looks like an El Salvadorian bull fighter in that fluffy blouse. Or some pissed off she pirate. 

Dita makes me feel dirty in an un-good way. I&#039;m going to crawl in fetal now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think that Scarlett looks like an El Salvadorian bull fighter in that fluffy blouse. Or some pissed off she pirate. </p>
<p>Dita makes me feel dirty in an un-good way. I&#8217;m going to crawl in fetal now.
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		<title>By: Celebitchy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:06:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks Gavin! That is really nice to hear. Fleegle - Dita has admitted to implants, and even though she&#039;s usually full of shit I have to give her credit for that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks Gavin! That is really nice to hear. Fleegle &#8211; Dita has admitted to implants, and even though she&#8217;s usually full of shit I have to give her credit for that.
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		<title>By: Fleegle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fleegle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:58:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It looks like she&#039;s had buttwork done and definitely implants.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It looks like she&#8217;s had buttwork done and definitely implants.
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		<title>By: gavin</title>
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		<dc:creator>gavin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:44:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dita is hot. The breasts look real.  Great photography.  I love your copy as of late celebitchy.  Your site is a must visit! keep up the good work</description>
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