I’m just going to start this post off with Katie Price fully clothed because I want you to take a moment to prepare your eyes for the oncoming assault. These are pics of Katie promoting her new television series in the UK, “Signed: By Katie Price”. Guess what it is? It’s a “talent search” where the winner becomes “the new Katie Price”. As in, a celebrity who does nothing, really. Katie actually had the audacity to say:
“A lot of people that came through, you could see that they just want the fame, they’re not really interesting anything else, ’cause I could tell by the questions I was asking them. So they wouldn’t have a chance anyway. I would listen to what people are saying. They have to say the right thing. Anyone can come along to an audition and say ‘I wanna be famous, I wanna do this and that’ but then you say ‘OK, but famous for what?’ You’ll see in the show they’ve got to be smart, shrewd, hungry and really want it. Looks helps. You can’t be pig ugly, let’s be honest. You’re not going to buy a pig ugly person on a calendar are you? Well I wouldn’t. They’ve got to have looks, they’ve got to have an aura about them, a bit of star quality.”
[From The Press Association]
She’s so oblivious. She might even be worse than Paris Hilton, and I know how rough that is. Did you notice that Katie can’t even answer her own “But famous for what?” question? Ugh.
Anyway, prepare your eyes. Katie started out in a suit that I guess included a stripper’s tear-away skirt (??), and then she just did the rest of the photo call in her panties and garter… and a blazer! She’s RIDIC.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Completely ridiculous and tacky, tacky, tacky as always. She does have great legs though.
She looks like a bad drag queen. I wish I could unsee this.
I like it.
Too tan.
Too made up.
Too busty.
Too cheap.
She has the Jenna Jameson porno look going on. Not a good look.
LOL. Whatever it takes to get attention I guess.
She is an airhead, a lucky famewhoring airhead.
Huh.
Well, while I wouldn’t “style” myself that way, gotta say, it wouldn’t suck to walk around with her body for a few days.
Ugh gross. What is she doing with her panties in the 4th picture. Heaven help her and me cause I think i can see her razor bumps
Its a shame she wears all that makeup and dresses like that cos she s actually a very pretty girl.
She ain’t never gonna go away ‘cuz she’s making a fortune with her looks and over-the-top everything else. As long as people are buying, she’s selling.
*shakes head and rolls eyes*
I wore this outfit to bed last night.
I should have read the warning before scrolling down…
$2.00 streetwalker
She wore that outfit in PUBLIC? Say I am wrong, please.
What a slut.
She always had a bit of a tacky – back alley vibe, kind of like Pamela Anderson…
“It cost a lot of money to look this cheap” – Pamela Anderson on David Letterman
Oh! Her outfit answered the question: famous for her vagina!
Why is there a QUESTION MARK after the word TACKY – that should always be an EXCLAMATION POINT!
I can’t help but like her it seems like she doesn’t take herself or life too seriously. But her huge boobs and skinny legs/no hips make it look like her upper body and lower body are mismatched–at least in these pics.
It’s interesting that she says “famous for what” and that contestants have to be shrewd/ hungry because she is absolutely right. To be as succesful as she is you have to be smart about what you are doing and ruthless enough to stay ahead of the rest of the big-tittied horde. She’s had successful books, clothing lines, tv shows etc. She can’t be that dumb. And she knows her market.
@ Jane Wonderfalls
Dolly Parton said that.
she lost so much weight right? any brits here? shes looking extra fit
She is sleazy and is staying true to her character i guess. Her poor kids =(
she’s always been really thin though – you tend to overlook it because you can’t take your eyes off the tits
I don’t hate KP – she’s tacky and jaw-droppingly vulgar but when you see those that copy her you realise she has something they don’t
what this article doesn’t say is that she went round shopping centres, etc. for this new show and hardly anyone turned up, so will be interesting to see what they make of the footage…
bottom line – she started in porn, wonder if any of these bright-eyed young starlets want to do that
Ew. Whorish. Like, rough whorish. Can I say it, or is it too rude to actually say it?
The only way I can understand this woman’s fame is that she has an amazing marketing machine behind her. I mean, she is dumb as a box of (Barbie) hair, and any one of her interviews proves that. She isn’t any prettier or charismatic than any of the other Page 6 hos, so it has to be genius marketing.
Wow, it’s this rather cheap even for her?
Damn. Those look like razor bumps. Just. No. Girl.
i don’t why i really like her… she is the only reality celeb i like!!!! but what she wears… -_- ahhh no comment!!!
It looks like she has a hotel towel wrapped around her waist in the first pic!
Hilariously trashy and tacky.
Only in England could something like THAT be made. And then actually considered to be a celebrity.