So the issues with the site being slow came back even after moving to the new server, but my hosts moved me to a faster, better model by the end of the day so all is well. There was more drama this week with my server than there was on the celebrity front. I mean who really gives a shit if Eva and Tony break up and Paris gets punched out? Lindsay seems to be on a downward spiral, though, and that’s something.

Here are today’s gossip links. It’s good to be back.

- Dane Cook is an annoying dumbass and “Employee of the Month” has a predictable, boring plot. [Pajiba]
(Hey, I said it would be boring after watching the trailer.)
- Are Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook back together? [Celebrity Mound]
- Brad and Angelina tried to shut down an entire gym in LA so they could work out alone and were denied! [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]
- Sienna Miller calls Pittsburgh “Shitsburgh” and disses it, then issues dumb apology [Mollygood]
- Dita Von Teese is not normal. [The Bastardly]
- Pregnant Tori Spelling doesn’t always look fug [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- The Slimfast Photoshop Diet (warning) [Agent Bedhead]
- David Hasselhoff says his car Kit in “Knight Rider” was gay [Best Week Ever]
- Evangeline Lilly used to be a phonesex model. Ok, it was a dating line but that’s close enough [Seriouslyly? OMG! WTF?]
- Gwen Stefani confirms new album. [ICYDK]
- Love it or hate it: Katie Holmes’ new mature Paris looks [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Andy Dick says his son is so handsome he has to tell people they’re not lovers. Uh, okay. [Derek Hail]
- Katie Holmes is into bondage [CityRag]
- Ashlee Simpson looks like Mary-Kate Olsen [yeeeah]
- Jimmy Buffet busted at the airport with ecstasy [Spank Cheeks]
- Britney Spears wants Annie Liebowitz to photograph her dysfunctional family [Gossip or Truth]
- Billy Bush is responsible for Eva Longoria’s accident [Socialite's Life]
- Kim Bassinger to go on trial for denying her ex, Alec Baldwin, custody rights to their daughter, Ireland [The Shallow End]
- What the hell is Mariah Carey wearing? [Gabsmash]