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Don’t shoot me, Butlerholics, but I’m not feeling it in these photos. Gerard Butler was photographed in LA, filming that surf movie Of Men and Mavericks. He’s been preparing for it for months now, losing weight, learning how to surf (he plays a surfer), and basically, he’s been looking too thin. Much like my love for chubby Vincent D’Onofrio, I like my men with more meat on their bones. Unfortunately, Gerard has not gotten my memos. In a recent interview with Piers Morgan, Gerard talked about his weight gain a few years ago, and those paparazzi photos of him playing in the ocean, with the sunlight glistening off of his moist, jiggling belly and moobs. I said at the time that I still loved him and I would still hit it, but here’s Gerry’s take on that moment:
“I saw those photos and that changed me. I changed my life actually. I was on holiday with a buddy down in Barbados… I was taking some time off and I was eating more and more and I kept thinking I should be careful. I was getting in the water and I looked over and I saw a boat in the distance (with photographers on), and I thought ‘Oh no’. Even I didn’t realize how awful it was going to look. In truth, it didn’t look great, it didn’t kill me… it did lead me to be a little more (aware) of what I was eating.”
Noooo! You bitches were so mean about his moobs!!! He looked fine. Start eating again, Gerry!
Anyway, he’s skinny now. And while I’m a self-confessed Butlerholic, why aren’t these photos doing anything for me? He’s shirtless in some of the pics, and God knows, I love him shirtless. But he’s also wearing a wetsuit and… it’s not a turn on. Something about a confined wetsuit and whatever it’s doing to his “thunder”. It’s not sexy. Some men just can’t pull off a wetsuit.
I do like that photo of him tweaking his nip, though.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Written by Kaiser
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still doing it for ME!
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Yeah, he’s definitely hot…what’s with the ring, I know he’s not hitched.
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I feel like only extremely lonely middle aged white women like Gerard Butler.
That’s true of many actors’ fanbases, but especially his.
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GB is back and hot off the press. I get the charm. He looks good in a wet suit and would look better in my bed.
Enjoying the nipple touching pic above.
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@ sara
No, young twenty-something males like him aswell.
He is a bit to cleancut right now. He needs to be scruffier.
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his best bod was “300″ but…wetsuit is very very lucky to be huggin’ him like that *sigh*
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I saw the Piers Morgan interview. The most shocking part when was Piers said he was in 2 long-term relationships that went under the radar. I figured it was a blantant lie.
I think Gerard’s shoulders are too narrow. His body somehow doesn’t fit his face. KWIM?
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He’s in Santa Cruz filming Mavericks, not L.A. Big scene today off Pleasure Point. Dude is looking rough.
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@Brin — he’s acting in a movie where he’s playing surfer Jay Moriarity, who was married.
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Woot! A Butler sighting! Love it, love it! In the wetsuit, out of the wetsuit…doesn’t matter. My Friday has been made!
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@jelynn…whew, thanks!
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That is one lucky wetsuit. He looks so much better now.
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He’s not playing Jay Moirarty, he’s playing Rick “Frosty” Hesson, Jay’s mentor and surfing coach. Frosty is also married in the film and that is why Gerry has on a wedding ring. Jay was 17-years-old when Frosty Hesson coached him, and Jay died when he was 21-22 in a diving accident. But Gerry’s character in the movie is also married, but he is NOT playing Jay Moriarty, but Frosty Hesson.
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He’s right handed!
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Ick.
He looks bad. I have a thing against droopy double chin looking things.
Also, the wet suit isn’t doing him any favors in the “junk” department. Maybe the water is cold, lol.
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What-ever Kaiser! You totes said he had let himself go after those photos came out. I believe you said that you’d still hit it, but you’d be disappointed. I know, I clicked your link and I read the post when it originally came out.
Having said that, I agree that he is substantially hotter with a little polar in his bear.
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Ewwww, Gerard Butler has always seemed so nasty to me, like he carries around at least 3 common diseases and one he just made up himself.
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some of you guys are so mean.This man is the most beautiful leading man that Hollywood has ever had.You must like the girlie looking guys.This is what a handsome manly looking man looks like.He is a gorgeous leading man.No other can compare.To bad there isn’t a spare.I would taKE gERARD
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