Ali Lohan “vamps” it up for her first magazine cover: poor, poor Ali?

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Yesterday, I noted that in photos from the past week, Ali Lohan was no longer looking as jacked as she was during NY Fashion Week. I was surprised by how little you bitches cared. Don’t you want to SAVE ALI? Please? She’s only 17 years old. She’s spent the last seven years watching (court-side) as her older sister deteriorates into a crack-addled mess. She’s barely educated, and her mother and sister have only encouraged her to seek FAME at all costs. It’s truly a wonder she’s still alive. Pay attention!

Anyway, these are new photos of Ali. I know! In some of the pics, you can’t even tell. She just got her first magazine cover – she’s the cover girl for the winter issue of Fault Magazine, a magazine I’ve never heard of. It’s probably one of those “Lovecat Magazine” deals.

She’s come under fire for her recent weight loss, but the fashion industry doesn’t appear to think Ali Lohan is too thin. Lindsay Lohan’s 17-year-old sister has landed her first double cover since signing a contract with NEXT Model Management in August.

The teenager is reasonably covered up in most of her Fault photographs, clad in a variety of figure-concealing pieces. She is shot in black and white for the winter 2011 issue, which will become available this November.

The pictures belie a maturity far beyond Ali’s tender years; with her black bob, heavy brows and strongly applied makeup, she looks at least ten years older.

It has been suggested that her new look is the result of plastic surgery, though her sister has defended her against criticism.

‘I love how haters pick on my sister yet every runway model is just as thin! My sister is gorgeous and I’m so proud of her and her career!!!!’ Lindsay Lohan tweeted recently. She denied rumors that Ali had work done on her face, after a plastic surgeon offered his opinion that her new look was the result of botox and fillers, and is vehement that her 5 foot 8 sibling isn’t underweight.

The NEXT agency has also denied the reports. Alexis Bores, the agency director of the modelling firm, told E! News: ‘Contrary to recent reports, I can confirm that Aliana Lohan has not had any surgery. As a young girl who is growing up, it’s natural for her facial features to change slightly, and we see this with many of the younger models we represent. Aliana is a beautiful 17-year-old girl who is growing into her face and body, as is the norm for someone of her age. We take pastoral care of our models very seriously and encourage the models to maintain a healthy lifestyle and body shape.’

[From The Mail]

“We take pastoral care of our models very seriously and encourage the models to maintain a healthy lifestyle and body shape.” Not is Mother Crackhead has anything to say about it. Also, I know it’s totally wrong to talk about a 17-year-old’s rack, but seriously, Ali used to have breast implants and now she doesn’t. That speaks volumes (to me) about Dina Lohan’s parenting. First, she let her teenage daughter get implants at God knows what age (15? 16?), and then Dina let Ali take out the implants to get work as a “model.”

One last thing – it’s interesting that this photo shoot came out on the day that Linnocent’s probation was revoked. It’s like Dina employs a “one in, one out” philosophy to child-rearing/pimping. Linnocent is all used up, so Ali’s time has come.

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Photos courtesy of Fault, via The Mail.

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  1. brin says:

    It’s Prince Valiant!

  2. Dibba says:

    The whole thing is ridiculous. The only reason this girl is getting any work is because her sister is Crackie. What a joke.

  3. Muffy says:

    So sad, one down, next. These poor young woman don’t stand a chance, their parents are incapable of parenting and seem to simply use their children as a paycheck. I feel sorry for Lindsay and her sister.

  4. AcornPaste says:

    Oh my word, that last picture! Those freckles! They probably wouldn’t look half as bad if the picture wasn’t in black-and-white…

  5. kazoo says:

    she’s actually an interesting looking model. better than the jenner sisters.

  6. RocketMerry says:

    I hope Ali cuts her mother (and rest of the family) the hell out.
    I know it sounds like a horrible thing to say to a daughter, but Dina seems a terrible and avid user who sucks everything she can from her children and then abandons them dry and f*cked up.
    Ali, you don’t need that. God knows what people already did to you (unneeded plastic surgery, possibly already introduced to drugs and don’t get me started with pervert-filled-club going at a very early age): stop all of it now and cut the bad influences OUT.

  7. Shelb says:

    I don’t think Ali had implants, she was just a healthy weight once upon a time. Now she’s a real life stick figure.

  8. atlantapug says:

    Holy cr@p.
    At first I thought I’d hate the photos, but 2 are not bad.
    The first one is horrible, that angle is not flattering to her face.
    The third one, she’s giving the bird.
    The second one is actually quite striking, as is the fourth one (minus those hideous talons).
    But I agree, the b&w freckles are HIDEOUS. I like freckles, I have freckles, my daughter is a redhead so I know freckles. But at such a young age to have so many??? They should have moved the photoshop tool from her face to her chest/arms.

  9. Ashley says:

    The photos arent that bad. We are only ragging on her because of her sister.
    If she can get away from her family she might be able to carve out a living as a model. (I am not talking supermodel, just a working one.)

  10. gee says:

    I think she looks good. But dem Lohans do something well, then self destruct.. sooooooooo no dice.

  11. StephanieMarie says:

    Okay, the freckle-hate is so unnecessary. And lame. And rude! I’m sure there are some freckly bitches that come on here and they don’t need to read that freckle-hate first thing in the morning.

  12. poof says:

    @StephanieMarie. Lololol

  13. Hakura says:

    It really is f-ed up timing for Ali’s career debut. I find these photos to be unflattering to her… Too high contrast (giving her a ‘pointy’ look all over).

    Plus that hair… God, that hair….

    (Did anyone else else find that “but the fashion industry doesn’t seem to think she’s too thin…” thing at once both terribly amusing & concerning? They’re the group that always jumps on the ‘too thin’ bandwagon last, so their opinion means nothing.

    @AtlantaPug“I like freckles, I have freckles, my daughter is a redhead so I know freckles. But at such a young age to have so many??”

    Someone’s age has nothing to do with how many freckles they have, are you sure you aren’t thinking about ‘moles’?

    @StephanieMarie” I’m sure there are some freckly bitches that come on here and they don’t need to read that freckle-hate first thing in the morning.”

    As a freckly bitch myself, I didn’t take any real offense to the comments, but to each their own. I think B&W pics are unforgiving where freckles are concerned.

  14. Mourning the Death of Music says:

    I like the freckles. I would never want to see them covered up. But those eyebrows? Good lord they need thinned out, in my opinion.

    Speaking of freckles – the first time I saw a photo of Bob Saget, outside of what I saw of him on Full House, was a real shocker. I didn’t recognize him at first, all those freckles! They must have really had to layer on the foundation to cover up those on the show.

    I’d no more see Ali cover her freckles than Padma Lakshmi cover her scar or Jay Leno hide his chin. Those “imperfections” are apart of what makes that person who they are.

  15. Dawning Red says:

    That’s Ali Lohan? I thought it was a department-store mannequin! o.o

  16. tapioca says:

    She looks like any other “high-fashion” model – too skinny and striking, rather than pretty, like model-of-the-moment Chloe Memisevic or Erins Wasson & O’Connor – but I can’t hate on anyone who has Michael Lohan, Dina Lohan AND Lindsay Lohan in their life, because she’s already been through enough.

    And freckles are SO Autumn/Winter 11-12!

  17. sasa says:

    I quite like the photos and agree Ali has a way more interesting face for modeling then the young Kardashian girl.

  18. ShanKat says:

    This poor kid has almost no shot.

    She looks good. I hope she saves her money. I find it difficult to believe she had breast surgery.

    The part about her having no education is pretty terrifying. May she outrun her DNA.

  19. searching4grace says:

    At first glance I thought the magazine cover said “Fail.” A couple of the photo’s are all right, but she’s too sharp all over. She looked better with a little more weight. I hope she does escape from her family, but it looks doubtful. Poor girl.

  20. Samigirl says:

    The freckles are cute. Of course, I’m freckly, so I share the freckle face/chest love. Some of the pictures really aren’t terrible, but that hair/wig thing is awful. Also, I never thought she had implants, because Lindsay is really top heavy, but when she lost a lot of weight, she still had big breasts. Ali has never been big, but I don’t think her breasts would have gone down just from losing 10, 15 pounds…

  21. LeeLoo says:

    What pisses me off more is that Dina thinks it’s totally okay to exploit her children the way she does. She should be more concerned about making sure Ali is going to school and not turning out like her f-up sister. There will be a special place in hell for women like Dina.

  22. serena says:

    Poor girl. I watched some episode of that terrible reality-show the Lohans did, and even then little Ali was a complete mess.
    Now..she’s just a result of plastic surgery (botox, filler, blah blah), crack lies and famewhore.
    It’s just sad.

  23. Tierra says:

    Im not digging the pics at all, especially the last one.
    I do think Ali would have a better chance at a successful life and career (in whatever field, not necessarily modeling) if she would publicly denounce her family and get away from them. No matter what she does, she is tainted by the Lohan name. Even if she was just remotely successful with modeling, her attention addicted sister would to do something to screw it up for her. I wont even get into her mother, that nut case should shot be shot on the spot.

  24. Jackie says:

    she has no chance unless she can manage to escape from her sick family. her mother and father are beyond dysfunctional. poor kid.

  25. AcornPaste says:

    No don’t get me wrong, I like freckles. I just think that her freckles here were shown in an unflattering light.

  26. Zelda says:

    I like the photos.
    Super New-agey.

  27. missie says:

    I thought the magazine was called “Fail”, too. I like her in the pictures, particularly the one in the white sweater. I just think that it is so sad that her mother is going to ride her for financial gain until this one breaks, too. 🙁

  28. atlantapug says:

    @AtlantaPug – “I like freckles, I have freckles, my daughter is a redhead so I know freckles. But at such a young age to have so many??”

    Someone’s age has nothing to do with how many freckles they have, are you sure you aren’t thinking about ‘moles’?

    *************************************8
    @Hakura, no I mean freckles. The only way to get freckles is sun exposure. You are not born with freckles. Being only 15 and having THAT many freckles means she has massive amounts of skin damage at a young age. Sunscreen. It’s your friend.

  29. celine says:

    looks high fashion.

  30. the original bellaluna says:

    Kaiser, I’ve been saying that for a long, long time.

    Since Lindsanity’s career is down the tubes, and Ali’s “movie career” didn’t work out (see failed Lohan “reality” show), WO “allowed” Ali to remove the implants to pimp her out as a model.

    (One down, one in the works, two to go. But they are both boys: one is like 27 years old; so unless she Beiber-ises Cody, she’ll be collecting on Linnocent’s life insurance policy and draining Ali for all she’s worth.)

  31. djork says:

    Mouth breather. There’s never anything going on in this poor girl’s face.

  32. Delta Juliet says:

    Freckles or not, Ali is not an attractive girl AT ALL.

  33. NM9005 says:

    She is not a good model. Looks have nothing to do with it (Agyness Deyn is good because she’s “different”). She doesn’t have what it takes to keep looking at her just because she has something. She’s not even into fashion if you look at her casual outfits. Real models always look like models. She’s just a plain girl with a stagemother. I think she would be gorgeous if she didn’t have a family like the Lohans, that burden must be so heavy to carry and makes her age so fast. Sadness…

  34. Jessica says:

    omg.. last picture.. 2 words.. chest hair?

  35. Darlene says:

    I think she looks surprisingly good. I’d buy her as a real model.

    I know b/w photos are hell on freckles, so I hope they’re exaggerated in the last pic, otherwise, she’s looking at major skin damage in her older age. My friends and I call it “Vegas chest”.

    Oh, and I’m PRO FRECKLES, btw. I think they’re sexy, especially on shoulders and thighs.

  36. Pyewacket says:

    She does NOT look like a high fashion model! She looks like a girl TRYING to pretend she is high fashion material, but fails miserably.

  37. Hakura says:

    @AtlantaPug – “@Hakura, no I mean freckles. The only way to get freckles is sun exposure. You are not born with freckles. Being only 15 and having THAT many freckles means she has massive amounts of skin damage at a young age. Sunscreen. It’s your friend.

    While it’s true that some freckles are *caused* by sun damage, that isn’t the case with *all* freckles. Some people just (genetically) have them, as their skin naturally (automatically) creates more melanin/pigment in those spots, without exposure to sunlight. The same way that not *all* moles are a result of sun damage.

    I have super dark hair, & majorly fair skin (to the point of having trouble finding foundation light enough, as a redhead would). I’ve had both freckles & moles my whole life, which you can see in pictures of me as a newborn. (& if there’s ever been a kid who was ‘anti-outdoors’, it’s me).

    So having a lot of freckles doesn’t always mean that someone has suffered sun-damage/over-exposure.

  38. Samigirl says:

    @atlantapug, sorry to play devil’s advocate, but I was born with freckles. I’ve seen the baby pictures. It really is hereditary also. I’m half Irish, so I guess that’s where it came from.

  39. i.want.shoes says:

    I don’t get the pity for this girl. What makes you guys think she isn’t a completely willing participant in this Lohan madness?

  40. judyjudy says:

    I have always found this girl difficult to look at.

  41. Lindsey G. says:

    They’re not bad, actually.

  42. atlantapug says:

    I’m sorry, but you cannot be born with freckles. yes the ABILITY to have freckles is genetic, but they are caused by the sun. age spots are similar to, but are not freckles.
    On my phone so I can’t link websites. …

  43. Samigirl says:

    I was born with freckles on my arms and my chest. It’s skin pigmentation. I’m only 25, so it’s not like the pictures are really bad quality. Now, it isn’t like I had as many as I do now, but I had a small smattering across my chest and a few on both arms.

    And I don’t care what websites you can or cannot link me to. There have not been pictures of every child ever born, ever, so nobody can definitely say nobody is born without freckles.

    Since you’re talking websites:
    http://www.babyworld.co.uk/information/baby/newborn/appearance/birthmarks.asp

    http://imagingj10.imascientist.org.uk/2010/06/can-babies-be-born-with-freckles

    ” It is possible for a baby to be born with simple lentigines (non-sun related freckles)”

    So, non sun related freckles exist on newbies.

  44. kazoo says:

    aww, i love freckles. but i also love redheads and naturally pale skin, so maybe i’m weird. LOL

  45. Nina says:

    You guys are both right. Freckles are genetic; the appearance of them is triggered by exposure to sunlight. That doesn’t mean OMG SUNBURN; it just means being out in the sun for a bit. Some people can be out in the sun for a while and have no freckles appear; then there are people like me who look out the window and suddenly have a handful of new freckles.

    As far as saving Ali Lohan? It’s not possible. If she displayed any indication that she disapproved of her mother and sister’s shenanigans, then maybe we could all hope that someday she would break things off with them. But she adores her mother and idolizes her sister — no good can come of that.

  46. mamabird says:

    She looks stunning. Wish her the best.

  47. ROM says:

    Freckles are such a turn off.

  48. ladybert62 says:

    Are those freckles all over her skin or just dirt? Looks gross – I am not a fan of freckles – have never seen freckles before in a modeling shot.

    @Brin called her Prince Valiant – that hits the nail on the head with that first picture!

    Sorry about the freckle hating but it is distracting on a model.

  49. jdao says:

    I like this shoot.

  50. RocketMerry says:

    Ladies, ladies, let’s not fight over freckles…LOL!

  51. Christine says:

    All models look older than they are. I don’t think these are half bad. I’m not a fashionista though so I don’t know. She looks like she could go pretty far in ANTM.

  52. The Truth Fairy says:

    No. NO. NO!

  53. Justaposter says:

    what are we in highschool? Whats up with the hate on the freckles?! Seriously?

    I actually like these photos. I think the 1st and 3rd are the best.

  54. Justaposter says:

    Crap! I meant to say

    What is up with the freckle hate?!

  55. pwal says:

    Her freckles don’t look bad, but it doesn’t gel with the image she’s trying to project, is it? Freckles haven’t equaled edgy, or Ron Howard would’ve been pegged bad-ass, right?

  56. POOPIE says:

    IT’S EDDIE MUNSTER’S little sister !

  57. Jane says:

    I hate to see such a young person so stick thin just to show off clothes. However, I will admit that if she becomes popular in modeling, she will make freckles popular, and it is high time. I am so sick of the stereotype of tanned skin with no “landmarks” so to speak.

  58. Samigirl says:

    Not fighting. Promise 🙂 I play nice.

  59. Ogechi says:

    I wish her the best. Such a disorderly & an unfortunate family. I will not comment on any update about the entire family again. *Sad*

  60. hottathanholywatta says:

    slap a shit load of make up and couture on a homless skinny crackhead and you have the exact same result, get an education and you MIGHT have a future

  61. gab says:

    I’m tired of Dina pushing her less than average daughters on the world. There are so many more beautiful, talented and smart young women around who are willing to work. I resent this entitled bunch of mouth breathers.

  62. Eleonor says:

    25%photoshop
    25%plastic surgery
    25%weightloss
    25% what remains of Ali Lohan.
    I’m so sorry for this girl.

  63. Happy21 says:

    She is sooo not model material to me. Not attractive in the slightest. Yuck!

    Note to Ali: Go to school, get a college degree and run for the hills. You deserve better than to follow in your big sister’s footsteps.

  64. Chickie Baby says:

    I’m totally with you, Gab–I just don’t get what the deal is with her, and why she warrants all the attention. She’s very “harsh” looking in the face and strikes me as someone who has absolutely no personality or charm whatsoever.

    Just…yuck, no.

  65. MS says:

    Although I detest the Lohan family, that last photo is a stunner. So interesting. I love freckles and think they make the pic.

  66. Faye says:

    I actually kinda like this shoot. I hope that Ali is able to break free of Dina, or at the very least, not become the trainwreck that her sister has become. But the modeling, though I think she’s good at it and it will bring her income to hopefully make an escape, is concerning because if I recall correctly, Lindsay had an eating problem before all the drug problems. I think one sort of fed into another.

  67. blonde on the dock says:

    I dont pay any attention to the Lohan saga. But I do find this girl beautiful and the photos edgy.
    Freckles can also be caused by the wind. I’m a redhead and when I go out on a windy day I get freckles on my face. The next day they are gone.

  68. Ana says:

    She can be a good high fashion model if her mother does not ruin it.

  69. Ana says:

    *model* sorry

  70. dorothy says:

    She looks beautiful in the first picture. Sad reality of all of this is, is that her mother has found another child to pimp out for money. If Ali is smart she will get away from her mom before she destroys her as well.

  71. Aly says:

    Based on her reality show, I’ve no doubt she is an eager participant and will do what ever it takes to achieve fame. She also has the elitist attitude of her sister.

  72. francesca says:

    Count me in as a freckle fan!

  73. Frieda says:

    Yay! Freckles are in style!

    Now, when will double chins be in vogue? Please?

  74. lairen says:

    HATE the hair, but LOVE the freckles. I know, I’m in the minority for that one. I think they make her unique.

  75. Blueiris_ZA says:

    Nope, still dont care.

  76. imabrat says:

    She definitely is the prettier of the sisters but we can all see how far pretty got Lindsay. When pretty is all you have, all you are, it leads to what Lindsay has become; a self absorbed shallow twit. Ali needs an education, which it seems mama doesn’t stress.

  77. G says:

    I can’t rag on a minor that’s held hostage by the Lohan drama.

    Wish her well.

  78. msmischief says:

    dude looks like a lady .. a very freckled lady. ugh. not attractive. sorry, just my opinion.

  79. I Choose Me says:

    Don’t like the wig but I find her rather striking in these photos. Oh and no hate on the freckles here. I love freckles.

  80. Alexis says:

    She doesn’t have much charisma as a model. I’ve watched enough ANTM to know what makes a good picture, and these aren’t quite there. amateurish.

    The freckles are a problem, but I blame the art director. It is awkward that she has lots of freckles in a black and white shoot. That could have been used in a interesting way. But the problem is that they appear to be incidental rather than deliberately highlighted.

  81. Kimberly says:

    The hair(wig) is a little too old school meets Chicago for me. It’s overdone to alls hell.

    Clothes? Boring but not bad.

    Model? not the shit or anything, but she photographs really really old.

    It must be genetic

  82. Shannon says:

    I actually think the freckles are the only thing that makes her interesting. The fashion industry loves weird. Without the freckles she’d just be another gangly 17 year old. Maybe she’d get some work, but it would be very short-lived and forgettable. Since she has something unique about her, she may actually have a chance at a career if her family doesn’t screw it up for her.

  83. ZenB!tch says:

    Those freckles are photoshopped or filtered to look really bad right? Like with one of those sun damage cameras they use at they Olay booths.

  84. Lia says:

    Those Brezhnev eyebrows have to go. Such an unfortunate girl, with a dolt for a mother and a twit for a sister…she is doomed. Can’t anyone rescue her before they ruin her life as well?

  85. ella says:

    The first thing I thought when I saw the freckles was ‘wow’! I think they look amazing.

    Shame on the person who said they sould’ve Photoshopped her freckles out. The hypocrisy on these sites is disgusting. It’s all about complaining about how womens’ magazines cause body issues and self hatred, yet, when someone looks a little different it’s all about “eww, they should’ve airbrushed that!”

    Good luck teaching your daughter to love herself for who she is…

  86. skeptical says:

    black & white pics do not flatter freckles. Show the freckles off in color pics. In B&W the freckles look like dirt or hair or something.
    I’m meh about Ali… she clearly wants fame very very badly, but she does seem to have a different definition of “fame” than blohan does.. so good luck to her. But i don’t think she’s anything special and I won’t be watching for her.

  87. Sydneygirl says:

    She looks so much like Kate Bosworth in a wig its frightening.

  88. Kelly says:

    Wow. She used to be pretty, and now she just looks cold, hard, rigid, and miserable. I feel sorry for the poor girl. It’s such a shame what fame does to young people.

  89. RobN says:

    You can argue yes or no on hair, clothes, freckles, whatever, but what remains is that she reeks desperation and that looks like hell on everybody.

  90. Mourning the Death of Music says:

    @ ladybert62 – Gisele Bundchen has freckles and if you do a web search, you can see plenty of professional photos shoots where her freckles are very visible. So does:
    Bar Refeli
    Kate Moss (though more on her chest/shoulders than her face)
    Pania Rose
    Lily Cole
    Lilly Evangeline (spokes model for L’Oreal)

    That list can go on forever. So yes, there have been plenty of freckles appearing in professional photo shoots.

  91. smh says:

    fuggity mcphuggerson
    oh and she and the nasty sister of ick need to cover those horrid,- vomit inducing freckled shit thighs already
    you don’t have good legs girls
    it’s hard to even call them girls anymore
    they look like beasts from hell to me

  92. Ramona Q says:

    Hello! You are bashing a 17 year old kid whose mom ha been pushing her down a BAD road for years. I saw an episode of that Lohan reality show a couple years back – the one where Ali is left alone with that creepy, sleazy horrible producer in a studio, back when she was trying to be a singer. I couldn’t believe a 14-15 year old girl would be left without her mother to face that dirt bag by herself. The whole thing just looked and felt really wrong. Have some compassion for Ali.

  93. Original Chloe ) says:

    Truth be told, if I hadn’t seen those older pictures of her, I wouldn’t be very shocked by those above. I’d probably consider her simply one of those very frail, very young models you see every day in fashion magazines and ads.

    Which is a very bitter realization, because it probably means that many more of those girls went through disturbing physical transformations and I’m already so desensitized that I barely notice it.

    /shakes head

  94. Hakura says:

    @Ella – I agree that saying the freckles should’ve been “photoshopped out” could come off as a bit much, but to atlantapug‘s credit, she said: “But I agree, the b&w freckles are HIDEOUS….They should have moved the photoshop tool from her face to her chest/arms.” I believe she was saying what I (& a few others) were saying, pointing out that *B&W photography* can sometimes be aesthetically unforgiving where freckles are concerned. I didn’t get the impression *at all* that her comment was any insult to freckles in general.

    So I think the comment implying she couldn’t teach her daughter to ‘love herself as she is’ was a bit of a low-blow.

  95. Ranga says:

    I love the freckle shots! She looks like Cheetara 😀 (in a good way).

  96. Peanut says:

    I was expecting to hate the photos but was actually pleasantly surprised. She looks like a model. And I know she’s too thin and her weight loss in the pap photos is striking, but the sad truth is she just looks like a regular magazine model in these pics. Shows how accustomed we are to seeing frighteningly thin women.

    As to the freckle debate – I saw the photo and thought her freckles looked beautiful and unique. Let’s put the photoshop brush away once in awhile, how about? Real people have real freckles, and they are beautiful too.

  97. A~ says:

    People, I have freckles on my *eyelids.* There is no amount of sunscreen that could have prevented my freckles. Seriously, my body wants them. I’m really taken aback. You mean to say that everyone is looking at me thinking I’m hideous for being covered in freckles?

  98. smh says:

    no offense to other people with freckles! i honestly, truly mean it when i say that freckles only look hideous on the hohans. but that’s because they already look like shit. i don’t mind freckles on other people, but on these shitfaced siblings it just looks… horrifying like i said could be the negative energy stemming from within them lol

  99. Madisyn says:

    Fault Magazine. Is that like Vogue, Elle, W? Didn’t think so. Nuff said.

  100. Green_Eyes says:

    Too bad Child Services has never stepped in and monitored Dino’s parenting /pimping of Ali. At the rate Dino goes thru her daughters and $$$$ signs flash in her minuscule brain …won’t be long before Ali is pimped off on a World coke sniffing by open window & meth smoking “prostitution”.. I mean “modeling” tour of Europe to support Dino’s lifestyle!

  101. Sara says:

    I don’t like her as a model, she looks old. I find nothing interesting about her features. She’s a pretty girl but I don’t see her finding success in the modeling world I actually think the Jenner girls look fresher.

    Do you guys really think she could hold her own against the likes of Miranda Kerr or Agyness Deyn? I really doubt it.

    I feel really sorry for her though. What a life.

  102. atlantapug says:

    @Hakura,
    Thanks for being the only one who’s able to read what I wrote!
    They deliberately used a special filter to highlight the freckles in b&w while at the same time removing them from her face. THAT was my point. It looks hideous.

  103. SolitaryAngel says:

    I feel sorry for her because she’s still just a girl but has the most skewed-into-unreality view on life & the day she “wakes up” (IF that day comes before she dies–and I quit waiting & hoping for that with the other sister LONG ago) will be a shocker. With regard to these photos…GROSS, OMG & Fug City. 

  104. midnightmoon says:

    If I didn’t know who she was, I’d think nothing but-oh, nice. The last photo w/freckles on her chest is icky but I love her in b&w. Now I kinda get why she would get a gig. A big problem is, we as a society seem to tolerate the exploitation of children (not to mention, women, animals, and other living things). Anyway, she looks way better than her candids. Can WO now die a tragic death so we are done w/her user manipulating momster ways? She is the one I want to die a horrific way. Her daughters are just the symptom of her insanity, and we all are in the way of the fallout.

  105. midnightmoon says:

    If I didn’t know who she was, I’d think nothing but-oh, nice. The last photo w/freckles on her chest is icky but I love her in b&w. Now I kinda get why she would get a gig. A big problem is, we as a society seem to tolerate the exploitation of children (not to mention, women, animals, and other living things). Anyway, she looks way better than her candids. Can WO now expire tragically so we can be done w/her user manipulating momster ways? Her daughters are just the symptom of her insanity, and we all are in the way of the fallout.

  106. Victoria says:

    She was definitely channeling the 90s quirky models like Tennant and Quock. Hmmm. Interesting. She does give good model face, but I was always bored with the late 90s models who were quirky or utility so…meh.

  107. Pandora says:

    Shes freaking gorgeous. What a lucky kid she is to have such beauty that she can use it to ride her way out of the hell that lohanland

  108. Nahbuts says:

    MAN… what an ugly lookin b*tch. I mean seriously? Freckles? ug-a-ly. I would prefer it if she took a long walk off a short pier…