“Katherine Heigl is just a mess, from head to toe” links

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Katherine Heigl is such a mess. LOOK AT HER HAIR. [LaineyGossip]
I don‘t fault Kim Kardashian for talking about cake here. [Gawker]
Mother Crackhead‘s memoir of crack shenanigans will be “positive”. [Dlisted]
Liz Hurley in pink satin. It‘s better than you think. [Yeeeah]
Hot dudes with their on-screen children. Aw… [Pajiba]
Michael Buble and his wife look nice together. [Pop Sugar]
Sarah Hyland, I like you but you‘re getting over-exposed, honey. [Celebuzz]
AnnaLynne McCord looks 40 years old. [Moe Jackson]
People are dressing as Lisbeth Salander for Halloween? [The Frisky]
Or, you know, you could just GOOGLE. [Evil Beet]
Sofia Vergara in a bikini! HOT. [The Blemish]
Who names their kid “Daethan”?!? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Ronald Reagan had sex with a 16 year old when he was 41. [CDAN]
Ashton Kutcher needs to STFU. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kelly Clarkson loves the “good food” side of celebrity. [Celebslam]
Happy b-day, Zac Efron. [A Socialite Life]
Bradley Cooper replacing Clooney as The Man from U.N.C.L.E.? [The Celebrity Café]

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  1. Elleh says:

    Oh geez. Where to start? At the top, I suppose.

    Her hair is a wreck. She desperately needs to have her roots done. Short hair is great and it’s actually cute on her, but the thing is with short hair, unless you have it styled, it looks like crap.

    The camel/black cape isn’t bad, but not with bike shorts and a bright yellow ruffly shirt underneath. Maybe a black pencil skirt and black turtleneck? Then the leopard-print booties would work.

    And finally…girlfriend SERIOUSLY needs to get herself a smaller pair of sunglasses. I love me some big Jackie-O shades, but when they mostly seem to be keeping the sun off your eyebrows and forehead, it’s time to go with smaller frames.

  2. Ramona Q says:

    In Heigl’s defense, growing out very short hair looks pretty horrible for awhile. I’ve done it 3 times, and never again.

  3. mary simon says:

    young hag.

  4. Franny says:

    why does she insist on wearing those sunglasses?

  5. brin says:

    Looks like she’s been in her mother’s closet again.

  6. Cheyenne says:

    I don’t mind the hair but what the hell is she wearing?

  7. mia girl says:

    Heigl completely mystifies me! I don’t know what to make of her. Her look seems so “out of time” like maybe she actually lived in the swinging 70s in Boca Raton and through a time warp ended up in present day – but she has not adjusted her thinking/style to be with the times. I mean how else can you explain her?

  8. RocketMerry says:

    The coat is horrible. And for the love of God, somebody tell her that haircut makes her look old. Like, Grandma-old.

  9. Obvious says:

    ….can we send this to the girls at GoFugYourself? I’d love their take, because I can’t wrap my poor poor brain around this monstrosity….

  10. Incredulous says:

    Why is she wearing a suitcase cover?

  11. mssnarnd says:

    I’d like to blame it on the fact that she has a toddler daughter . . . which usually translates to an extra harried day for so many of us. However, I’m sure she has “help” . . . not to mention a stylist. If she doesn’t have a stylist – she needs to get thee to one asap! If she does have a stylist – time for a change (of style AND stylist).

    She can look soooo pretty at times. Things that make you go, “Hmmmmm . . . . “

  12. gee says:

    She should have never quit Greys. No one cares about her anymore!

  13. UKHels says:

    god she looks about 50 style-wise, what happened Izzy??

  14. Stonegoddess says:

    She looks like that Mike Meyers character from SNL (can’t remeber the name) that did the Coffee Talk lol

  15. Denise says:

    Kaiser, I saw these photos on another site and I was hoping that you would post them. This is head to toe fug, and those granny glasses. She needs to stop pulling clothes from her Mom’s closet.

  16. Beatrix says:

    Why, why WHY does she do this to herself!? And every time!!! Anyone, please style this woman, she is her very own undermining.

  17. Alarmjaguar says:

    whoa, scroll down fug (I mean the hair and the coat are bad, but the bicycle shorts and the shoes, ack!)

  18. the original bellaluna says:

    Please, for the love of all that’s Holy, tell me she’s on a movie set. That hair is just…phenomenally bad. (I’ve grown out hair from short to long, but this is an amazing look. And not in a good way.)

    (I would wear those shoes, if they weren’t those stupid bootie things. I REFUSE to get on board with the lame-ass bootie trend. And don’t even get me started on the peep-toe booties. I am NOT in the mood.)

  19. ShanKat says:

    That’s one of the greatest bad outfits ever. She just will NOT give up on her overall vision of wacktastic fashion.

    It doesn’t even seem like she has difficult hair! It does seem like she does it herself, though.

  20. Ron says:

    She’s auditioning for the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

  21. lucy2 says:

    Hey Ron, don’t insult us Jersey Girls! 😀

    Seriously, what happened to her? When Grey’s started she was sort of the breakout, it girl, and now she looks like an it girl’s crazy grandma.

  22. Kelly says:

    Oh leave her alone. The first 2 pics were taken when she wasn’t exactly posing and the last is a really good one. It even looks like there is some wind or something in the first 2. She is very pretty.

  23. i.want.shoes says:

    I’m also growing out a short haircut so I can’t bitch at her about the state of her hair (although a bit of conditioner and staying away from her mom’s rollers might help).

    Ashton needs to STFU and worry about writing a brief commentary on the state of honesty in a marriage.

  24. Shelly says:

    She is a very pretty woman, but I don’t know WHY she always dresses so terribly!!! It makes her look awful. She looks great in her movies. She needs to not dress herself, EVER.

  25. madpoe says:

    My hair would be as messy if a house landed on me too. That coat is outta control! Bet it doubles as a tent!

  26. JaneWonderfalls says:

    Katherine use to be a very beautiful women, but now she looks like a 60 year old not so much in the face but her fashion and not even a 60 year old with a good fashion sense.

  27. midnightmoon says:

    To think she was once a beautiful ingenue w/a career ahead of her. OMG! Just AWFUL! And worse every time she goes out of the house!

    OK all-who has declined the farthest the fastest? Lilo, Xtina, or Katherine H8tful? KH8T seems like she’s either taking too many drugs, or not enough.

    Lawdy lawdy lawdy, what do we gotta do to restore the good name of the romcom & the fashion sense of the modern actress/performers?

  28. layla says:

    Not that Ive ever been a fan of hers (or Grey’s Anatomy etc) but I accidentally caught Knocked Up on tv last night. It AMAZED me how young and fresh and pretty she was, not so long ago.

  29. Bonfire Beach says:

    The more I stare at her coat the more it looks like it’s growing. The collar and sleeves seem to get bigger and bigger. Honestly, I can’t stop laughing at the collar.

    In the last picture it looks like she’s thinking, “It’s ugly, right? I know it is.”

  30. Poison Ivy says:

    Sheesh!

    My advice for you girl: If you don’t have a stylist hire one ’cause you’re not capable of dressing yourself properly.

    If you have a stylist already, FIRE him! Dude is ripping you off and playing pranks on you! Seriously, that granny-look has to go…

  31. StephanieMarie says:

    She’s just such…everday people..
    And I don’t mean that in a kind, approachable, down-to-earth kinda way.
    I mean she’s just so damn ordinary.
    A real cele coulda pulled the whole look off even down to the undone hair, but not “Hag”l.

  32. the original bellaluna says:

    midnightmoon – Linnocent has been on the decline for YEARS (8) now, so I’m thinking it’s Snookitina and KH running bad-hair/bad-hair neck in neck. (But it’s probably Snookitina FOR THA WIN! She fell fast and hard. At an amazing pace.)

  33. mew says:

    Ever since she cut her hair, which was eons ago, she hasn’t been able to put together any sensible look. She just has no idea what to do with her hair and everything else seems to fall in the same catastrophy. Bad hair day takes serious revenge. What a mess.

  34. normades says:

    The shoes are hot, everything else a hot mess.

  35. ShanKat says:

    I hate Joey Lawrence (and his HGH muscles) with a blazing, fiery passion.

    *edit: oopsie, this isn’t the *links* post! It’s seriously past my bedtime. The power of ick overwhelmed me. 😉

  36. Edith says:

    I think she looks relatable- like your goofy friend who wears weird shit. And I love the hair cut- it’s angled in a flattering way. The roots are bad, and she does look disheveled, but like someone said, she has a toddler..

    The only thing I can’t stand though, is her inflated upper lip. Trout lips are a bad look. I think this is why she looks older and less fresh. The lips don’t look too bad in the first pic, but you can tell something’s going on in the other ones.

  37. Pyewacket says:

    I think she looks just fine.

  38. Hell says:

    she comes across as a crazy b_tch!!

  39. Isa says:

    She can afford a great hairstylist and extensions to help her grown out her hair.

  40. Zoey says:

    Fug….nuff said

  41. Sumodo1 says:

    She looks like a housewife from Greenwich, CT.

  42. Laurie M. says:

    K. Heigel’s lips look permanently pursed from smoking so much. She is trying way too hard to appear trendy and important.

  43. ZenB!tch says:

    The positive:

    The cut works on her but she was caught in the wind and her roots need to be done.

    I oddly like the cape and I love the boots BUT not together.

    The negative:

    is she wearing shorts with pantyhose? if one MUST wear hose they should be with a skirt.

  44. Victoria says:

    Classy. lol

  45. serena says:

    I don’t know why a beautiful woman like Katherine Heigl would do this to herself (dressing like crap that is).

  46. Auds says:

    Nevermind the hair, she can comb it. Those leopard print booties are horrendous. As her outlandish outfit.

  47. Tazina says:

    There were photos on another site with her bad hair and those sunglasses and she reminded me of a woman from the 1950’s, a much older woman.

  48. imabrat says:

    What the???
    Well, maybe it was just a bad day.

  49. annie says:

    Isn’t she a has been at this point?

  50. SolitaryAngel says:

    WTF was she coming from–a WIND TUNNEL?!  And that Mary-Poppins-on-Crack coat thing…KILL it. With FIRE. When you leave your house dressed in something Linnocent would wear, it’s definitely time to change your look!!

  51. Annie_Grey says:

    My sister knew a Dathan. I think it’s a romantic name.

    Motherhood might’ve frazzled Katherine a bit.

  52. Callumna says:

    DUI or shoplifting?

  53. Trashaddict says:

    Skip the Heigl. BOORRRINGGG! Go to the Pajiba post. Funny as hell, especially the comments on “all the ovaries in Pajibaville”. Seriously.

  54. clare says:

    I like Katherine Heigl. Her fashion sense has taken a nose-dive lately, and her hair is not great, but she is a real person and not a diva.

  55. Amanda says:

    Those glasses don’t even seem to fit her face right and they look stupid.

  56. Lee says:

    Usually I only get this kind of a laugh from fashion-mogul Katie-bot. I just re-scrolled up the page to look again, and yep, it still gets a laugh, so Katherine’s a definite contender. It’s an awesome competition – I hope it never ends.

  57. LittleDeadGrrl says:

    Hate the hair and HATE the sunglasses. I love a kitchy look sometimes but the whole thing is a mess.

  58. Jordi says:

    I love how her mom is just countin’ the dough made off of her daughter in the background.

  59. Eleonor says:

    What the hell is that?

  60. Faye says:

    I dig the crazy hair, but hate the rest of the outfit. Crazy hair can work, but with the outfit, it kindof just says “crazy.” Skinny jeans, those booties, a slouchy floral print bag and a cardigan would work with the crazy hair (at least the way I’m picturing it in my mind).

  61. gloglo says:

    For Gods sake, leave this woman alone She is prettier, better dressed, and richer than all you haters will ever be.

  62. Andie B says:

    I am assuming this lady has made some decent money from the mediocre films she has been in. Therefore she can afford to get a stylist, or if she already has one she should sack him/her. She could look fabulous, as she has a great figure and her hair is good at that length. Who knows what she was thinking when she put that outfit on. That coat is an abomination.

  63. Hellen says:

    I am dying to find out what happens when she fastens the toggles on that coat collar. Does it turn the coat into a teepee?!

  64. Jilly Bean says:

    omg. these pics are SOOOOOO funny! I cant stop laughing!

  65. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    If you want to see crazy, check out some of the Reagan posts. It is a president’s ransom of backwards persecution that all but aquits the Gipper’s sexually predatorial ways because the larger issue of the ongoing conspiracy of liberal perversion is smacking its jaws at the notion of taking down another conservative martyr. Seriously, people carry on as if it’s the biggest injustice in history when people’s criminal behaviour is exposed after death because they can’t defend themselves (as if there’s something defensible about a guy in his forties bedding a teenager). Okay Bonzoids, let’s re-animate his corpse and for his side of the story.

    -So, we hear you all but forced yourselves as a grown man on a child, your defense?

    -I didn’t force her, I just got her drunk.

    Okay.

    -So, why do you think Ms. Laurie seduced you?

    -Hard to say. Absolute power coupled with Puberty Madness, I suppose.

    Okay.

    -So, you had a daughter who was around Ms. Laurie’s age when this encounter occurred, why did you keep silent?

    -I imagine the increased scrutiny would have impeded my chances of sleeping with other training bras.

    Okay.

    -So, this happened while you were dating your future wife, Mommy–er,–Nancy?

    -If you’re implying that I cheated cheated on her then, and them some more after we married, I take real exception that accusation. I didn’t *likely* cheat on her, I *did*, that’s historical fact!

    Okay.

    -So, it seems as though you admit some transgression on your end, is this the case?

    -You have to understand that at that point I was still fresh and naive at the age of 41, always wanting to please and never nourishing my inner aspect. Coupled with my confused and shameful past as a Democrat had prevented me from embracing the light of my family values and finally coming into my full humanity.

    Okay.

    -So, many suggest that had you have stayed with your former political sympathies instead of becoming a Republican, all of this would have been ignored.

    -I’m sure. Roosevelt, JFK, Clinton, Weiner, Johnny Edwards, the Inverted Shriver, Archbishop Wyclef Jean–many of your middle-quality slave-keeping politicians, Baron Sean Le Penn were all cast out the annals of our collective memory. But I have to be the only one held accountable for my actions.

    -So, living a long life as a movie star with a second act career as the President Of The United States Of America, a happy union with your second wife, being bathed with money for the better part of 80 years, having so many of your vile escapades covered up, appearing the ‘Land Of Confusion’ video, obtaining a monkey-centric catch phrase, being permitted to carry on with your creepy Charlie Sheen speaking voice, overcoming the Springsteen debacle which proved your talent for inappropriateness, and never once being called to task for your frequently borderline-criminal behaviour around young women gets erased because you happen to not be alive anymore is persecution?

    -Kirk Douglas was worse.

    Okay.

    -So, we’re talking about President Kirk Douglas, legendary bastard, person we’re not talking about right now, non-polician and coke dynasty paterfamilias Kirk Douglas?

    -Yeah, that’s the bitch. I’m dead, so I can’t speak on my own behalf, what’s Colonel Dax’s excuse?

    Okay.

    -So, we’re obliged to protect the rich, powerful, guilty and dead but the living who needed real protection when it mattered from the destruction of others can go diddle themselves?

    -I was a mere child of 41, how could I known better? What are you saying to me?

    Okay.

    -Is there a chance that she might not have come forward because it would have ended her career, because people would have believed her 60 ago–we’re much better about that now–that she was young and confused and couldn’t make sense of it and might have blamed herself, that she could have been stigmatized, that you’re a coyote ten steps after the cliff ended if you try to blow the whistle on President Grampa, she might have wanted to suppress it, etc.? Doesn’t she have to tell her story and if that story is embarrassing to you that’s too bad and you should have thought of that before you gross old lech?

    -No. This is grave profit. ‘Whores will have their trinkets.’

    Okay.

    -So, better she get blackballed than you get blue-balled? And don’t ever try to hold yourself to any kind of moral integrity because the hypocritical and inherently perverted liberals have nothing better to do what cackle as they wait for conservatives to give them fodder and use it to deflect attention away from their tax, spend and puppy mill agenda? And for your supporters in this recent revelation is there any chance that due to the fact that you’re dead, you can no more personally thank each one for mouth-frothing to your aid than you defend yourself against various barbs being sent your way?

    -God Bless You and your crafty slut brain, Kind Wizard.

    ***

    How warped in the brain do you have to be to turn an act of near-rape into an argument for folk hero status because someone you probably wouldn’t like is probably doing something exactly as bad, which automatically cancels out the wrongdoing on the first person’s part? If Lindsay Lohan got some of these people on her case she’d have a Congression Medal Of Honor in no time, for some reason. Those were Kirk Douglas’ pants, right? Amazing.

  66. Aqua says:

    I use to really like her on GA but it seems to me that after she left the show her movie career never really took off like one suspected it would.To think that at one point she was called the new it girl,but that didn’t last to long now did it.

  67. sally says:

    The roots… the cape… is she PREGNANT?

  68. Morgancp says:

    After the “I hate ball” add she will never work again. To bad so sad. If you haven’t seen it do a Search for “ I hate balls”. I think this is way over the top and has gone over board.