Oct 11
'06
George Clooney, Why You Cheeky Little Bugger!
'06
Original art by Grumpy Old Indian Man
Written by Grumpy Old Indian Man
Posted in Art, George Clooney, Parody, Sex
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OMG! Clooney is a freak!
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I know, right? What else is he into? This article is hysterical and I love the double entendres. GOYIM outdid himself.
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eeek!
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Oh,… bleaccccchhhh!
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What do you think would have happened if he passed out in the middle of this? Geez, what a fiasco that would have been. How erotic!
the middle-schooler in me wants to say, “Barf.”
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this was the hardest thing i’ve ever read. where did the original writer go to school? elementary school? geez…
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could someone translate, this article makes no sense.
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George Clooney bumfucks some chick while strangling himself with HIS OWN NECKTIE.
or maybe it’s George Clooney BUMFUCKS SOME CHICK while STRANGLING HIMSELF with his necktie.
… yeah I had a bit of difficult with it as well, but thankfully there’s a picture. I kind of liked the way the author presented the “news” though. =)
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… sort of like an English teacher on ‘roids.
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I love men with a wild streak in them.
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Was this when he was dating Renee Zellweger, perhaps? Because she doesn’t have much of a rear to enter, so he’d obviously look for that satisfaction elsewhere.
I cannot believe I’m actually thinking about this…and I just saw Screech being intervieweed on MSNBC. Gahhhhh!
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The mental image this article gave me is going to give me nightmares for the rest of my life. Especially since I never thought George Clooney was all that sexy in the first place.
Bleeeeeaaaaaaaaacccccccccccchhhhh.
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hmm. This remembers me an episode of either 6FU or CSI. The suffocation makes the satisfaction you get greater.
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Oh god, ignore my grammatical anomalies.
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I’m confused–I just got my Vanity Fair, with George Clooney’s article and with him on the cover, in the mail yesterday. Does this mean I get a whole new issue soon with all new stuff in it? And, why? The article was fine. Who cares if he’s into kinky sex? Aren’t we all, just a little?
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I reckon George just got himself a whole new fan base.
Hope he sues the cow that squealed
(or pig).
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What! He’s into bestiality now too? Just kidding. I couldn’t resist.
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Well, this surely tuned out ot be a total hoax. I picked up my copy on the newstand yesterday. I’m starting to have serious doubts about the credibility (and sanity) of this website. Wouldn’t they know that their story would be proven false after the mag was readily available on newsstands throughout the country. What a total waste of time. Get a life, people.
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