George Clooney, Why You Cheeky Little Bugger!

Written by Grumpy Old Indian Man

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18 Responses to “George Clooney, Why You Cheeky Little Bugger!”

1. Chic Mommy:
   October 11th, 2006 at 9:42 pm

   OMG! Clooney is a freak!

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2. Celebitchy:
   October 11th, 2006 at 9:52 pm

   I know, right? What else is he into? This article is hysterical and I love the double entendres. GOYIM outdid himself.

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3. Izzy:
   October 11th, 2006 at 10:12 pm

   eeek!

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4. Tips:
   October 11th, 2006 at 10:19 pm

   Oh,… bleaccccchhhh!

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5. Viv:
   October 11th, 2006 at 10:19 pm

   What do you think would have happened if he passed out in the middle of this? Geez, what a fiasco that would have been. How erotic!

   the middle-schooler in me wants to say, “Barf.”

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6. jess:
   October 12th, 2006 at 1:34 am

   this was the hardest thing i’ve ever read. where did the original writer go to school? elementary school? geez…

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7. lelo:
   October 12th, 2006 at 2:35 am

   could someone translate, this article makes no sense.

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8. Viv:
   October 12th, 2006 at 2:39 am

   George Clooney bumfucks some chick while strangling himself with HIS OWN NECKTIE.

   or maybe it’s George Clooney BUMFUCKS SOME CHICK while STRANGLING HIMSELF with his necktie.

   … yeah I had a bit of difficult with it as well, but thankfully there’s a picture. I kind of liked the way the author presented the “news” though. =)

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9. Viv:
   October 12th, 2006 at 2:41 am

   … sort of like an English teacher on ‘roids.

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10. clint:
    October 12th, 2006 at 3:11 am

    I love men with a wild streak in them.

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11. agent bedhead:
    October 12th, 2006 at 4:02 am

    Was this when he was dating Renee Zellweger, perhaps? Because she doesn’t have much of a rear to enter, so he’d obviously look for that satisfaction elsewhere.

    I cannot believe I’m actually thinking about this…and I just saw Screech being intervieweed on MSNBC. Gahhhhh!

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12. Jude:
    October 12th, 2006 at 4:27 am

    The mental image this article gave me is going to give me nightmares for the rest of my life. Especially since I never thought George Clooney was all that sexy in the first place.

    Bleeeeeaaaaaaaaacccccccccccchhhhh.

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13. Lars:
    October 12th, 2006 at 8:29 am

    hmm. This remembers me an episode of either 6FU or CSI. The suffocation makes the satisfaction you get greater.

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14. Lars:
    October 12th, 2006 at 10:44 am

    Oh god, ignore my grammatical anomalies.

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15. b!:
    October 12th, 2006 at 7:23 pm

    I’m confused–I just got my Vanity Fair, with George Clooney’s article and with him on the cover, in the mail yesterday. Does this mean I get a whole new issue soon with all new stuff in it? And, why? The article was fine. Who cares if he’s into kinky sex? Aren’t we all, just a little?

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16. JENNY:
    October 13th, 2006 at 6:56 am

    I reckon George just got himself a whole new fan base.
    Hope he sues the cow that squealed
    (or pig).

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17. Viv:
    October 13th, 2006 at 3:35 pm

    What! He’s into bestiality now too? Just kidding. I couldn’t resist.

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18. jeffers:
    October 14th, 2006 at 6:09 pm

    Well, this surely tuned out ot be a total hoax. I picked up my copy on the newstand yesterday. I’m starting to have serious doubts about the credibility (and sanity) of this website. Wouldn’t they know that their story would be proven false after the mag was readily available on newsstands throughout the country. What a total waste of time. Get a life, people.

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