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- Supposedly Jennifer Aniston went on Oprah, said she’s still with Vince and denied getting a boob job. Maybe Vince will come on and break up with her next. [ICYDK]
- FBI Confirms NY Yankees Pitcher Corey Lidle was Piloting the Plane that Crashed into NYC Apartment Building [Metadish]
- October 11th is the new September 11th [Junkiness]
- Audioslave frontman Chris Cornell is getting death threats to his family from a crazed stalker [Celebrity Moms]
- Kate Moss to design a line of maternity clothes? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Tom Cruise is in trouble for giving a sonogram to a pregnant woman other than Katie. It’s probably a fellow Scientologist, and there’s a perfectly strange explanation [Glitterati]
- How did we miss Japan’s Tom Cruise Day? [Celebrity Puke]
- Now you can dye your pubes to match your hair. [Haute Gossip]
- Lindsay Lohan’s mom thinks she would make a great hungover action hero [Agent Bedhead]
- Halloween came early this year for Jennifer Love Hewitt and Molly Sims [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Jay-Z shut down in Shanghai [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Brandy ad Michael Knight from “Project Runway” are a new item [Crunk and Disorderly]
- Isaiah Washington and Patrick Dempsey fight on the “Grey’s Anatomy” set [Mollygood]
- Jessica Biel at the “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” premiere [Bastardly]
- Donald Trump says Angelina Jolie isn’t attractive and treats her dad like a dog [CityRag]
- Paris Hilton dumped Travis Barker [Derek Hail]
- Ellen Barkin gets $20.5 million for auctioning off the jewelry her ex gave her [Gabsmash]
- Mel Gibson’s drinking buddy is a pedophile [yeeeah]
- Jimmy Buffet hates the French. [Celebslam]