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		<title>By: Celebslam.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2006 14:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Quickies...&lt;/strong&gt;


+ I vote NOT [Bastardly]
+ The Donald is busting on Angelina   [CityRag]
+  What Jessica Alba will look like on our wedding day [Bumpshack]
+ Why can&#8217;t Tara Reid shut up? [popbytes]
+    Texas films roundup [Pajiba]
+ The one that Babs is holdin...</description>
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<p>+ I vote NOT [Bastardly]<br />
+ The Donald is busting on Angelina   [CityRag]<br />
+  What Jessica Alba will look like on our wedding day [Bumpshack]<br />
+ Why can&#8217;t Tara Reid shut up? [popbytes]<br />
+    Texas films roundup [Pajiba]<br />
+ The one that Babs is holdin&#8230;
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		<title>By: ajent</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m pretty sure nicole doesn&#039;t have much contact with them any more based on them being raised in the cos and her being considered persona non grata by the scientos.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure nicole doesn&#8217;t have much contact with them any more based on them being raised in the cos and her being considered persona non grata by the scientos.
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		<title>By: Smartie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Smartie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2006 00:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Tom Cruise was recently watching his son Connor play football at his school. Tom spent much of the first period of play engrossed in his Blackberry, but looked agitated when he realised Connor’s team was losing. At the interval, Tom walked on to the pitch, brushed past the coach and gave the team talk himself.&quot;

Right everyone, look at me. LOOK AT ME! I AM GOD! XENU IS SPEAKING THROUGH ME!

You are all winners! You rule! You get out there and kick some non believer butt! Strike down the non believers! Give them personality tests and convince them to undergo further auditing, and by the time they&#039;re tried to fill out the first ten pages, you&#039;ve kicked ten goals!

No wait on a minute coach, I know what I&#039;m doing here.

BEGONE ALL THOSE WHO DO NOT BELIEVE! I AM XENU! GIVE ME YOUR POCKET MONEY TO BECOME A LEVEL 8!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Tom Cruise was recently watching his son Connor play football at his school. Tom spent much of the first period of play engrossed in his Blackberry, but looked agitated when he realised Connor’s team was losing. At the interval, Tom walked on to the pitch, brushed past the coach and gave the team talk himself.&#8221;</p>
<p>Right everyone, look at me. LOOK AT ME! I AM GOD! XENU IS SPEAKING THROUGH ME!</p>
<p>You are all winners! You rule! You get out there and kick some non believer butt! Strike down the non believers! Give them personality tests and convince them to undergo further auditing, and by the time they&#8217;re tried to fill out the first ten pages, you&#8217;ve kicked ten goals!</p>
<p>No wait on a minute coach, I know what I&#8217;m doing here.</p>
<p>BEGONE ALL THOSE WHO DO NOT BELIEVE! I AM XENU! GIVE ME YOUR POCKET MONEY TO BECOME A LEVEL 8!
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		<title>By: Viv</title>
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		<dc:creator>Viv</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 22:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just want to know why he&#039;s dressed like a damn catburgalar.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just want to know why he&#8217;s dressed like a damn catburgalar.
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		<title>By: millie</title>
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		<dc:creator>millie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 21:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t treat him seriously, not since the couch-jumping, Brooke bashing, Eiffel tower proposing year. He&#039;s working on his image now, that&#039;s why he&#039;s at every game, attracting paparazzis and embarrassing his kids. I&#039;ve never seen his SOO involved before he hooked up with Katie. I don&#039;t think Nicole just gave up on her kids, I think she was persuaded (and we know Tom can be persuasive) to give up her kids once Katie entered the picture so that Tom can have a perfect, nuclear family.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t treat him seriously, not since the couch-jumping, Brooke bashing, Eiffel tower proposing year. He&#8217;s working on his image now, that&#8217;s why he&#8217;s at every game, attracting paparazzis and embarrassing his kids. I&#8217;ve never seen his SOO involved before he hooked up with Katie. I don&#8217;t think Nicole just gave up on her kids, I think she was persuaded (and we know Tom can be persuasive) to give up her kids once Katie entered the picture so that Tom can have a perfect, nuclear family.
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		<title>By: Kelley</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kelley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 19:11:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tom Cruise, lost me as a fan when he pulled his &quot;blah blah blah, your glib, blah blah blah, I know about these things, blah blah blah&quot; thing. I defended the couch jumping, but the minute he started in on PPD, I circled the wagons. He had never bore any children, nor had he been with a woman who did (not cracking on Nic as a mom, she is still a mom) but he never went through the actual process until after he made those comments.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom Cruise, lost me as a fan when he pulled his &#8220;blah blah blah, your glib, blah blah blah, I know about these things, blah blah blah&#8221; thing. I defended the couch jumping, but the minute he started in on PPD, I circled the wagons. He had never bore any children, nor had he been with a woman who did (not cracking on Nic as a mom, she is still a mom) but he never went through the actual process until after he made those comments.
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		<title>By: Derek Hail</title>
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		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 17:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tom is a pretty good father, but the whole year of being ridiculous with Scientology escapades j ust makes me feel and look negatively to him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom is a pretty good father, but the whole year of being ridiculous with Scientology escapades j ust makes me feel and look negatively to him.
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		<title>By: Action</title>
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		<dc:creator>Action</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 17:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Eh, don&#039;t like Tom.  He&#039;s just freaky.  Don&#039;t like Oprah either.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eh, don&#8217;t like Tom.  He&#8217;s just freaky.  Don&#8217;t like Oprah either.
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		<title>By: Mr. T</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mr. T</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 17:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tom&#039;s a good father. I wish the media would get over his Oprah moment. As far as I&#039;m concerned, Oprah is over rated!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom&#8217;s a good father. I wish the media would get over his Oprah moment. As far as I&#8217;m concerned, Oprah is over rated!
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		<title>By: lelo</title>
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		<dc:creator>lelo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 16:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At least he&#039;s w/ his adopted kids, you never see a picture of Nic w/ them since she hooked up w/ Keith!  It&#039;s like she abandoned them when she moved to Nashville.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At least he&#8217;s w/ his adopted kids, you never see a picture of Nic w/ them since she hooked up w/ Keith!  It&#8217;s like she abandoned them when she moved to Nashville.
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