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Oct 13
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NSFW picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger with, uh, 9 fingers (warning)


RadarOnline uncovered this raunchy old picture of Arnold Swarzenegger fingering some chick at a restaurant while his buddies laugh and look on. There are plenty of frat boys who wouldn’t pull a stunt like this and allow themselves to be photographed.

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger told Jay Leno last night that linking him to Bush is like linking him to an Oscar. Which, for some odd reason, reminded us of a mysterious photo of unknown vintage a roving correspondent sent us awhile back. It was handed to said reporter (arrows and all) back in 2003 by a well-connected source, and features the man who just might become America’s first retarded president cradling a smiling young thing in an unidentified restaurant in what we can only assume is the early ’80s.

Though technically not a “shocker,” that Arnold has been hiding the fact he only has nine fingers is certainly news where we come from.

His movies are as far from Oscar-worthy as Bush’s performance as commander in chief is to winning a humanitarian award, (ok, maybe they’re closer in some cases, like “Twins”) so that could explain his poor reasoning.

This picture isn’t surprising, considering that Ahnald admitted in 1977 to enjoying orgies with other horny bodybuilders.

Here’s what he said in a Oui interview at the time.

“Bodybuilders party a lot, and once, in Gold’s–the gym in Venice, California, where all the top guys train–there was a black girl who came out naked. Everybody jumped on her and took her upstairs, where we all got together.” Asked by Manso if he was talking about a “gang bang,” Schwarzenegger answered, “Yes, but not everybody, just the guys who can fuck in front of other guys. Not everybody can do that. Some think that they don’t have a big-enough cock, so they can’t get a hard-on. Having chicks around is the kind of thing that breaks up the intense training. It gives you relief, and then afterward you go back to the serious stuff.”

It looks like “the serious stuff” for Arnold now involves controlling the seventh largest economy in the world.

The closeup on this picture skeeved me out almost as much as learning what a “Dirty Sanchez” was, so look at it at your own risk.

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gross, Photos, SmartSmartSmart

28 Responses to “NSFW picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger with, uh, 9 fingers (warning)”

  1. So the guy had a wild side when he was single. The girl was surely smiling for the camera. Give it up. Who has not done something stupid in the past? Peace, out.

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  2. knowing arnold’s luck these days if this picture really gets out, the chick would sue him.

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  3. Nothing wrong with having had “a wild side”. But he used to be (and probably still is) an arrogant dirt-bag as you can read in his 1974 book “Pumping Iron”. And by the way, this is a gossip blog here. You give it up…

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  4. Im generally an old prude, but sheesh. I dont really see the big deal. She obviously a slut who didnt mind and he is a dirty boy and someone had a camera. Big WHoop.

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  5. Sounds like you’re a jealous guy husband. Don’t be, just ’cause Arnold’s bigger than you. Give it up now. Y’all

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  6. Hey can we leave the anti-Bushism out of this celebrity gossip blog?? It is getting highly annoying. This is old stuff that we have all heard about Ahnold.

    We have been hit over the head with all the anti-Bush stuff. I come here to escape the political negativity and day-to-day crap we have to hear daily.

    Celebitchy you have a great website and I have recommended it to several people. Please don’t turn it into a political bashing ground. I am not a Bush fan either. However, like everyone else I am tired of hearing about him.

    Stick to the fun stuff.

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  7. There’s not a lot of stuff going on today, and this just got published on RadarOnline, so I’m carrying it too. Sometimes politics and celebrities cross, and sometimes in the same person, as in Arnold’s case.

    There is escapism here, but it’s not impenetrable, and I’m going to throw my opinion in when it’s warranted. I didn’t say more than a sentence and I made it into a joke.

    I hear what you’re saying about wanting escapism and I’ll do my best to deliver, but I’m not going to censor myself. I have to work on this crap all day and sometimes the escapism for me is to be serious or bring a dash of politics in.

    I don’t bash Bush in every post, but when there’s something that’s related I’m going to put my two cents in. I hate hearing about him too, but once in a while is tolerable and I can’t please everyone.

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  8. Sorry but Arnold will never be president. You have to be born in the USA and Arnold was born in Austria. So even if he wanted to he could never attain the presidency.

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  9. Buns.. they’re working on this little problem (Arnold being disqualified because he wasn’t born in the USA) already. There are, if I recall correctly, two pieces of legislation proposed that would get rid of this requirement. Not an easy task but definitely can be done. He’s a stupid, dirty pig, btw.

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  10. Thanks for listening Celebitchy! Really appreciate all the hard work that you do.

    No doubt Paris, Nicole or _______ will keep plenty of interesting news coming our way!

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  11. Hypocrites I appreciate you mentioning the site to your friends and sometimes I get in the trap of trying to be everything to everyone. There are people who like Brangelina and think I’m too harsh, and people who hate them and think I’m too nice. Then there are the Aniston-lovers, and the people who tell me I forgot a story somewhere and I seriously can’t keep up!

    Plus there is too much news about Paris/Lindsay/Nicole and I want to ignore those tramps sometimes, so what do I do?

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  12. I think I made a really big mistake when I clicked on that picture.

    *ew*

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  13. I’m so sorry, but it scares me that this picture doesn’t offend or fucking disgust anybody, short of a few. Let’s get some facts straight:

    1) GOSSIP IS CONTROVERSIAL, otherwise it would be boring and therefore not juicy gossip. One man’s garbage (i.e. Brad Pitt’s) is another man’s (Vince Vaughan’s) treashurrrrr..ash. Ooops! You get my point, though. Even if you like Jen, please respect the rights of others to find her an eyesore. Remember, ugly is in the eyes of the beholder.

    2) ANYTHING GOES. I don’t come here to read niceties, I come here because I work customer service and I can’t make fun of people at my job, so I read celeb gossip posts to vicariously make fun of others through the anonymous posting of some pretty excellent and witty e-beyotches. I know from too many painful past jobs to remember that the smile on my face can be “felt” by my customers over the phone, regardless if it was from dying over some drag queens rant about Terror Reid’s latest saga. Viscious gossip or community service? You be the judge….

    3) CELEB GOSSIP IS GENIUS. Whether I agree or not, I give it up for the sarcasm and intellect found not in Hollywood scripts but on celebrity gossip sites. I don’t feel sorry for celebs, even seemingly “nice” ones like oh say Jennifer Anniston, because they do things like demand 1 million dollars a week to be themselves for 20 minutes. To “pretend” to be generic coffee drinkers. That is disgusting, no matter how nice you are. Everything has a shadow effect, that is straight Jungian logic. You canNOT “demand”, then actually GET, such ridiculous, disproportionate rewards, and not expect to be reemed in celebrity gossip. These boards are a response by the Universe by a force that was around long before any one of us, or even Hollywood for that matter.

    4) ARNOLD IS GROSS AND THEREBY DESERVES NEGATIVE PRESS. Schwartzy is a disgusting, scary pig. He has never hidden this. He looks like a troll and sounds like a caveman. His politics scare and his mysogyny horrifies. It is a joke that he is governor at all. He married Maria because he is the only possible creature she could ever look like a woman next to. It is parasitic at best. Posting pictures like this is political activism at it’s finest. Unfortunately, while this photo would ideally ruin his career, it sadly won’t because too many people are desensitized by the media and don’t find any flaw at all with this vile behavior—-whether she agreed with it or not. I’m sorry, but I try to encourage women from publicly disrespecting themselves just because their daddy used to get a little too close. It’s never cool to fucking participate in such garbage — I don’t care if she’s smiling. She’s obviously crying on the inside if she’s allowing this. She could have only signed up for multiple 12-step programs after such a rock-bottom.

    And Lastly…..

    I NEVER WANT TO READ AN APOLOGY FROM THE WEBMASTER OF A CELEB GOSSIP BOARD AGAIN. I cannot believe it even came to that. Celebitchy does a fabulous job, and I think the name of the site says it all, so no apologies necessary. Go to CELEBSAPPY if you want to read about what makes Mariah laugh or to learn how to bend over a little further for the Simpson sisters.

    6) THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “TOO HARD ON BRANGELINA”. These people consider nobody else’s feelings, are overrated, and seriously don’t help Africa or Pakistan or anything at all by showing up in their private jet and playing dominoes with the presidents in their castles for the night. They hire nannies to raise their charity cases, kiss their siblings with tongue and carry blood around their neck to be “tough”. If you want to prove yourself, speak some REAL truth and live modestly like everybody else. 2 people with like 8 homes. What a joke.

    7)It is always appropriate to bash Bush. Always. Any chance anybody gets. How can anybody complain about that? He is to politics what Tara Reid is to acting and Ashley Simpson is to singing. Except that Bush actually kills people and Tara and Ashley just make people wish they were dead.

    VIVA CELEBITCHY!

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  14. ertarox

    I think your meds need adjusting.

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  15. Really good one, Bob! No, really!

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  16. ertarox, I appreciate your endorsement. I do try to respond to feedback on the blog and I’m not being apologetic so much as attentive to what people want without bending over. There’s a fine line between being a sap and being responsive.

    Yes, though, Arnold is a pig and this behavior is disgusting, I don’t care how young he was.

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  17. i still can’t believe this dumbass is governor…

    moreover, he has presidential ambitions. thank the lord that he wasn’t born in the US.

    Keep rockin’ the goss, Katie!!

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  18. ertarox…. thanx for that, you did what I was to lazy to do…I dont get it when viewers start to moan about posts… for Gods sake , there’s seventy million blogs out there, can’t they find ONE that they like?… what is their problem?? If you don’t like celebrity criticism, go to a fan site for fucks sake, don’t hang around a site called celebitchy and then moan because it’s BITCHY (duh)

    As for the photo, all I can say is ..WHAT A SLUT!

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  19. I got that about him when he tormented Lou Ferrigno. He’s no good just manipulative so shame on anyone who feeds him.

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  20. I don’t believe people still think Arnold’s this ‘great guy’. He’s been a pig from day one - and his movie roles have nothing to do with the person he actually is, if anything they were a means to an end: public acceptance.

    He has no compassion, or consideration, as his past behaviour has shown, just read some of his biographies. His personality is clearly: if the person is weaker, then they deserve everything I give them or that I can get away with.

    But that’s fine, we need more of those guys in government because they do so much good in the world. /sarcasm

    He wanted to be in American politics from day one and his movie career was only ever a means to popularize his image in the public consciousness, like T3 coming out just before he anounced he was running for governor.

    He only married Maria because it got him closer to this end goal - if he was sexually compatable with anyone it was with Bridgette Neilsen who he then palmed off to then rival Sylvester Stallone.

    It just boggles me that people can’t see past the constructed image and see who people are. Just look at how he behaves, all this evidence is not just stacking up because he was ‘a little wild’ back in the day.

    He was plain out obnoxious and people let him be that way for their own reasons and because who’s going to challenge a guy that big?

    The only people he’ll ‘respect’ are people with more money/power/physical size than him. And well, that doesn’t leave that many people. And that’s even before I get into how he was raised.

    As for people who think that being photographed in a compromising position automatically = slut. You are obviously quite happy in that myopic world of yours. Given all the complaints women have made about being groped by this guy and nobody stepping in to help them - becuz it’s ‘Ahnold’ and he’s ‘a big guy’ - I’m sure people like you have helped him get where he is today.

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  21. ertarox- you had me LOL, baby! Loved it!!

    And as for the picture- apalling indeed. Sick. They don’t even look like they can blame their behavior on drunkenness- just a total lack of morals. Just smiling as if everything is normal, everyone is dressed, and nobody’s finger is steeping in anyone else’s twat. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Anyone ever heard of embarrassment? Anyone ever heard of taking it to the bedroom or even the bathroom or at the VERY least doing it under the table cloth?!! Gross. Fucking gross. This picture should be published by Larry Flynt.

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  22. I mean, for Christ’s sakes—-Why is it that every politician is so unnaturally corrupt? I mean, we are all corrupt to a degree, but they appear to always “somehow” be the worst of the litter…

    And Celebitchy — I thought you handled this board great. I just meant that you have no reason to issue anything that even nears an apology.:-)

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  23. ertarox…Because politicians do not think that the same rules apply to them that apply to the rest of the population. It’s the entire system of governance that is rank; government rules by the people for business and to get elected a candidate has to curry business or he won’t get elected, once he is elected the lobbyists decide who gets heard, so to even start to ‘make a difference’, one must do business’ bidding (i.e. frame laws in their interest)Imagine spending ALL your time surrounded by multi millionaires and billionaires and those working for their interests: you wouldn’t have a hope of retaining your head and thinking in the interests of the majority. And of course this untrammeled power attracts people who think that they ‘deserve’ it - in other words unprincipled people. A person cannot ‘afford’ to have principles if they want to thrive in that milieu

    sorry for the rant….but, ah, it felt good

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  24. I’m so sorry, but it scares me that this picture doesn’t offend or fucking disgust anybody, short of a few.

    I have to agree with ertarox on this one. I’ve read a lot of posts, not only on this site, saying he was young blah, blah, blah. This picture, assuming it’s not photoshopped, shows a horrifying contempt for women. Do you honestly believe that, sometime between 20 and 30, Arnold suddenly started to respect women? Don’t work that way.

    Sure, people make mistakes when they’re young, but I’d like to think that for most that doesn’t include gleefully finger f*cking someone in front of a camera and a crowd of people and/or being finger f*cked. I mean really, are Arnold, Paris Hilton etc. the new yardstick for acceptable behavior?

    If that were your son or daughter in the picture would it be okay?

    I swear, I’m just in my thirties, but I think I’m too old to read this stuff anymore.

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  25. TOTALLY!

    I agree with how the system works, xia…, it’s just funny, right? They RUN the country! That is like only adopting kids out to freaking heroin junkies and pimps, because it’s one of the most important jobs in the world.

    And re: Schwartzy, thanks for your post. This is the truth, and what is most scary: This picture, assuming it’s not photoshopped, shows a horrifying contempt for women. Do you honestly believe that, sometime between 20 and 30, Arnold suddenly started to respect women?

    I mean, the interviews are almost just as scary. One guy, who didn’t agree with the pic and story, actually DID say to me that they are “looser” about sex and stuff in Germany and Europe. (I pointed out that he is AUSTRIAN). Still, yes, maybe towards ridiculous shit like boobies since their countries aren’t so uptight and puritanical, but TOWARDS GANGBANGING? I was so disgusted. Quite obviously, the REAL reason people like this make it into office is because PEOPLE DON’T THINK and ARE STUPID. They don’t even know what they stand for or believe in or if they are looking at a fucking CRIME, or MISOGYNY, or NOT. So, these assfucks skate by. I think Shwartzy also voted for like every stray dog to be put to sleep in CA after 3 days of being “found”. WTF??? Apparently something was in the air when asshole grew up next to Germany’s whole ‘holocaust’ deal. Scary. And now he’s gov.

    Shoot me.

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  26. Any woman who happily poses for a pornographic picture cannot expect respect IN RELATION TO HER SEXUAL HABITS.
    She’s a slut ; pure and simple.
    The word ’slut’ is colloquial for a promiscuious woman and calling her so does not make one ‘myopic’. The world only has to look at the picture to see perfectly clearly what is going on.

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  27. Yeah - She is getting her Slut On! And he is getting his Misogyny On…..

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  28. go whine to someone who cares you fucking whiny little bitches.. that picture is hilarious and whats wrong with having fun once in a while.. go fuck yourselfs assholes

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