Kris Jenner tries to cry with her new face: people have an investment in our family

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As Kaiser wrote yesterday, I know that a lot of you want us to boycott the Kardashians. Even The NY Daily News called for a boycott. As a professional gossiper, my “professional” opinion is that this is way too good to ignore. This is when we get to mock them mercilessly, when all the crap we’ve been saying about them for years is made completely apparent to the rest of the word. This is when they go down in flames, letting off noxious fumes from all the substances injected into their faces (figuratively), and when we point and laugh.

Kris Jenner was on The View today to promote her new book. (The one where she claims she could have saved Nicole Brown Simpson’s life if she’d come over when Nicole asked her to, only she didn’t, Nicole got stabbed to death, and her ex husband went on to help OJ escape charges for the murders.) Kris probably had this whole promotional tour scheduled well before she had to do pitiful lying damage control for her daughter’s failed marriage.

Yesterday we heard Kris on The Today Show trying to insist that no one made any money off of Kim’s ridiculously lavish highly publicized wedding. Today she was on The View talking about Kim’s divorce, and how she was trying to be there for Kim as a mother. At one point she started crying, and it really amused me. I know I sound evil here, I just don’t care. As someone wrote on ONTD, these people are totally shameless and they deserve to be called out for it.

Here are some of Kris’ quotes. Kim is “brave” for calling off her marriage after less than three months instead of sticking it out and trying to make it work.

I don’t know [what happened with Kim’s marriage]. All I know is that I’m her mom first and she confided in me and said ‘Mom, this is what I need to do. I have to do this and you have to trust me.’

I tell her ‘Are you sure this is a decision you need to make?’

She says ‘Yes… mommy, this is what I feel I need to do. Please trust me, please be there for me.’

Of course as her mom I’m with my girls [voice breaks] through thick and thin. [voice breaks, starts crying]

Sorry, I didn’t mean to go to the emotional place. It’s a tough time for the family and for Kim and for everybody involved. It’s really hard to go through this on such a public stage.

It’s hard and I told Kim, I said ‘Look, you’re not the first person to get divorced and you won’t be the last no matter how much time has gone by, you are human and you were strong and brave enough to stand up and say ‘Look, I’ve made a mistake. I’m really sorry.’

All this stuff that comes out and the people that lash out, it’s hurtful. You know, we’re just trying to weather the storm right now and be strong.

She was crying because she’s upset at all the fallout they’re getting, not because she particularly cares about the state of her daughter’s marriage. This is the woman who insisted that her daughter not change her name when she got married because it would hurt their brand. Now their brand is in the sh*tter and mom Kris can’t stand it.

Barbara asked Kris is she ever considered whether their family should never have had a reality show in the first place. Of course she didn’t. She said “We feel so happy and satisfied with our show… We wear it all. We’re an open book… For the fans and the viewers that have followed us from day one, they have this investment in our family.”

The key word is “investment.” A lot of people are going to pull their “investments” from the bank of Kardashian soon.

Kris Jenner on The View part 1. She tries to cry at 2:45 and it’s so fake.

Kris Jenner on The View part 2. She again insists that they didn’t make any money off the wedding.

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These photos are from 10/4/11 and 9/8/11. Credit: WENN.com

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  1. brin says:

    Very bad investment. Hope the K klan and E go the way of Enron.

  2. NancyMan says:

    I hope our ‘romance’ with the Kardashians is finally over!

  3. Stubbylove says:

    Boycott the bitches!

  4. lisa says:

    It’s funny how she claims she didn’t know what Kim was going to do. No separation or counseling just a DIVORCE. And how she said she knew it was wrong. Yeah that is why during the wedding all she talked about was the wedding.. and at the reception.. all she talked about was changing into her dresses. As if anyone cared at all.

    Notice how his family has not been featured at all. His parents. She said nothing about him really. but then they are strangers after all. Remember he didn’t know that she had already been married once.

    ha.. too too humorous

  5. Hautie says:

    I suspect Kris J. keeps on insisting there was no money made, cause Kim has a soon to be ex-husband who is demanding half of the profit.

    And if she isn’t careful this is all going to end with the IRS at her door.

    Trying to hide money from Humphries is not going to end well. They need to settle this and move on. And quit lying about it on every tabloid/news outlet who lets her on the air.

  6. Feebee says:

    Yes but if the show was to go away and people “lost their investment” no one would even bother to try and fake cry about it. It would one of those situation where you’re secretly (or not so) relieved to be rid of it.

  7. Quest says:

    Usually when you invest in famewhores and idoits – there is no real ROI.

    It is about time the general public get to know that these people and their so-called brands are like the Ponzi schemes of entertainment

  8. JaneWonderfalls says:

    It’s Unfortunate that their are actually people who like the Kardashians and support Kim K and the Kklan who will continue to watch their shows and purchase their clothing…But one thing to say about this, if they continue to “fake” like this is real, the backlash will only get worse. So there is a “GOD” or bad KARMA!

  9. just me says:

    So does Kris Humphries not get a share of the wedding gifts? Was that in the pre-nup as well lol? Everything “wedding related” and all profits went to kim? How unfair is that? Why would he agree to that? And she gets to keep the ring (althought it’s been said she bought the ring years ago for herself). Seems like Humprhies got used…he should file for an annulment.

    I think Kim is going to try to stay out of the limelight for a while (I give it 3 days max and she’ll be back out there). She said she can’t focus on “work”…lol I love it when she calls what she does “work”.

    The timing of Kris Jenner’s book coming out couldn’t have been any better…you would think it was all planned !

  10. Rachel says:

    omg her nose! gross!

  11. Jackson says:

    My only ‘investment’ in this family is to point, laugh, and roll my eyes.

  12. Mary jones says:

    I wish they would all shut up and go away. Any with any sense of dignity would keep quiet. Not do a media tour but then this is the Kartrashians. They are all so dumb and everytime they speak they just look dumber. Noone feels sorry for you or worthless family pimp mama Kris.

  13. Diane says:

    STFU Bitch!

  14. jen says:

    Am I the only one who thinks it’s odd for her to bring up the Nicole Brown Simpson thing when her husband defended the person who killed her friend?

  15. imabrat says:

    People don’t have no damn investment in your family; the whole lot of you are of entertainment value only. You make our lives seem worthwhile, we can be thankful that we are of substance when compared to your shallow lot.

  16. Rita says:

    Not even angels feel bad about laughing at this family when they cry. In fact, if one doesn’t take pleasure in their humilating down fall, one’s botox has seeped into one’s cranium.

  17. I.want.shoes says:

    It’s too late for her older daughters but this woman should encourage her younger daughters to use their brains to make an honest living. Famewhoring only works on the short term.

  18. ok says:

    Hey if kim could sign away the rights to her sex tape for a million or so dollars…then why wouldn’t we think she would get married and have her wedding aired on TV to make a few million too?

    Kim should feel honoured, no one cared this much when J.Lo announced her divorce!

  19. Rhiley says:

    I suspect too that Bruce Jenner wants out of his marriage but Kris Jenner is probably holding on because she does not want to see half of her hundreds of millions go to Gumby.

  20. bee says:

    I’d never heard of Kris Humphries until her started dating Kim Kardashian. I don’t believe either one of them were in love with each other. Kim was desperate and happy that someone had asked her to marry them and Kris Humphries found the perfect come up. But Kris Humphries pulled a fast one and would not do things the Kardashian’s asked him to do. Kris always wanted to be in Minnesota and Kim hates Minnesota.

  21. Laurie M. says:

    Kim keeps her business commitments, but doesn’t stick with either of her marriage commitments. Time for the Kardashians to go away, E! should cancel their shows, investors should pull out, and let us be Kartrashian free!!

  22. Relli says:

    “It’s hard and I told Kim, I said ‘Look, this isn’t your first divorce and it won’t be your last”

    THERE Kris i fixed it for you!!!

    ITA with you CB, all this saturation of K that has been dumped on us for years at this point. THIS IS OUR time when all of us who had refused to drink the Kool-aid get to point and laugh, a modern day town stock if you will.

  23. Cher says:

    Kris Jenner looks refreshed & smooth on that face of hers, neck down is a totally different story.

  24. just a patsy says:

    There is nothing I hate more than when someone goes on a publicity run with an outright lie. Don’t spit in my face and tell me its raining. That wedding was a farce and the only reason it even happened was for Profit and TV Drama. Kris Jenner is lying through her bleached veneers and her stretched out KatFace because this greedy woman doesn’t want to share one red cent with Kris Humphries. Just like she didn’t want to arrange transportation for his family to the wedding, just like she didn’t want to include them in the wedding. Its all about her and her disgusting progeny. I can’t believe she gave birth to six of these publicity beasts. I truly hope this is the demise of them all.

  25. fabgrrl says:

    and I told Kim, I said ‘Look, you’re not the first person to get divorced and you won’t be the last no matter how much time has gone by, you are human and you were strong and brave enough to stand up and say ‘Look, I realized there are richer, handsomer guys available, and I can do better than this man I married.’ That is what I told her father.’

  26. Kaboom says:

    I’m growing about as fond of the Kardashian-Jenners as I’m of the Manson family.

  27. TXCinderella says:

    This woman is nuts! If she had gone over to Nicole’s she’d be dead too. Does she really think she could have fended off OJ? Geez. This is nothing more than to get attention and keep the Kardashian brand relevant. So sick of these fame mongers.

  28. Dawn says:

    I wonder how all the “Yee-Haws” as Kim likes to call anyone who is not in L.A. or NYC feel about making this particular investment. After all this family could care less about any of you, it’s all about the money and only the money and if you yet don’t understand that, well you deserve what you get. I have to say this however; I would prefer to buy a book that Heidi Fleiss wrote over that of one of the Kardashian. At least Heidi admitted she was a Madam and was not whoring out her own children unlike Kris Jenner. As Kris Humphries and his family found out, if you lie down with dogs you are going to get fleas or in this case fleeced. What a bunch of phonies.

  29. truthful says:

    I for one, think that you SHOULD cover this sham.

    its entertaining to watch them cover up lies w/ more lies.

    mayb you’ll save some of their die hard fans–a few brain cells.

    I just wonder will they EVER go away and will E STOP touting them as stars.

    they think this will blow over.

    The FANS that were at their store opening in Vegas was horrid, like excited zombies.

  30. hmmm says:

    I hope the Kardashians don’t expect the world to rally behind them and comfort Kim in her “time of need”. What is so difficult or hard about her life? She chose to get married in the public eye and now she’s getting divorced in the public eye. This family CAN’T ask for privacy now…that would make them hypocrites.

  31. Diane says:

    @jen: YES, I wondered that too. I’m sure her book is full of lies, she’s not capable of telling the truth.

  32. Jover says:

    Great comments all and yes jeb the whole nicole brown simpson thing is odd; I’m guessing along with total lack of class, brains, etc, KJ has no sense of appropriateness or propiety. Everything is for sale including memories of her murdered friend.

  33. spaded says:

    this piece of work went on good morning america and stated she hates indian givers when asked about kim’s ring , what an arrogant uneducated racist and hurtful comment to have made especially on live tv , kris doesnt care about offending the native americans by making that racist remark she only cares about herself . i truely will never look at that whole family the same again . she should issue an apologie to NARF (native american rights) this by all means should be bad PR for her and her family but i bet she will not even acknowledge what she said and who she insulted or hurt …

  34. melissa says:

    Here’s the thing. I tried to watch the clip, to be able to scoff at the fake crying, and I didn’t even get 30 seconds in and I went “meh. don’t care”. I wouldn’t invest 10 more seconds into that family. I won’t buy a magazine with any of them on the cover. I turn the TV to another channel if they appear. Blech. Valueless people. Valueless.

  35. mln76 says:

    I agree that the sham should be covered. The ‘mainstream’ celebrity media has shown over and over again that they like letting famewhores off the hook well after the public’s eyes are opened. Just watch any recent interview with Paris, Dina Lohan, or Kate Gosselin-The View and the Today Show gloss over everything.

  36. carrie says:

    boycott them and Lindsay Lohan also and Courtney Stodden in more!!!!

  37. POOPIE says:

    I’m waiting on BRUCE to make his statement !!! brahahahhahahhahah

  38. kiki says:

    Hear, hear!
    Yes, Boycott the Bitches!
    I was already boycotting their shows months before the wedding, just couldn’t take more of their fakery. But please, CB, don’t stop covering them, I want to savor every step of their downfall.

    The backlash has already started, many talk shows are going “is this the end of the Kardashian mystique?”. They’ll hopefully go the way of Paris, Lyndsay, etc. — away!

  39. mln76 says:

    Oh and even the illustrious Salmon Rushdie has an opinion on this

    The marriage of poor kim #kardashian was krushed like a kar in a krashian
    her kris kried, not fair! why kan’t I keep my share?
    But kardashian fell klean outa fashian
    https://twitter.com/#!/salmanrushdie

    🙂

  40. CindyBman says:

    IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER!!!

    People are dancing in the streets! Complete strangers are hugging and sharing good cheer! There are parades! Ticker tape is littering Times Square! It’s like the end of Prohibition but in reverse! No more Kardassians!

  41. Kloops says:

    I don’t care if CB keeps running the Kartrashian drama bc this is my only source of it. I think of it as a protective filter for what’s happening out there in gossip land. If I had to watch it or read about it ad nauseum I’d go apeshit.

    Anyway, the only amusing thing from this story is that it looks like this family of grifters is genuinely surprised people are on to their famewhoring. They needn’t worry too much, their target audience will still buy the crap they’re selling, but the rest of the populace is starting to tire.

    I think this sham of a marriage was meant to last 6-12 months with a cheating scandal to follow but Kim decided it wasn’t worth it bc he’s not attractive enough so she pulled the plug sooner but was honestly not expecting any negative fallout. Just sympathy.

  42. Phoenix says:

    LOL! Kris must be loving all of this publicity for her book. If Kim hadn’t just tried to pull a fast one then I doubt many people would have watched this video. Kris is so shameless. Cashing in on the death of a friend isn’t even too low for her!

  43. CindyBman says:

    I don’t follow Kris’ (mama) nose, but is it looking like it’s beginning to collapse? Too much coke? I’m not trying to start anything — it’s just that’s what it’s looks like.

  44. Kimbob says:

    Celebitchy (writer here), you know, I was so tempted to not even read this article, as I blogged on a Kim K. article the other day that I was done w/this trashy klan (pardon the “k” pun)!

    And I am done w/these people. I like what you wrote. I want to address what I liked specifically that you wrote:

    * ‘This is when they go down in flames, letting off noxious fumes from all the substances injected into their faces (figuratively), and when we point and laugh.’ This is as to your justification of writing this article.

    *’She was crying because she’s upset at all the fallout they’re getting, not because she particularly cares about the state of her daughter’s marriage.’ VERY, VERY TRUE, INDEED!

    *’The key word is “investment.” A lot of people are going to pull their “investments” from the bank of Kardashian soon.’ Once again, you are so right, SO correct.

    I am all for taking these bitches down..IN FLAMES. However, after documenting such, do you think it’s a stretch to then STOP putting this skank family in headlines anymore? Just wondering.

    If all news media would CALL THIS FAMILY OUT FOR THEIR BS, then STOP REPORTING ON THEM, I feel this would go a long way for putting people such as the Kardashians, Ryan Seacrest and all his reality ilk OUT OF BUSINESS.

    P.S.-I really do love that Kim K. & the whole family got caught w/their filthy hands in the cookie jar, but after documenting such, let’s move on, please.

  45. podzol says:

    But even if this blog covers gossip, I do think you have the last say in what you wish to cover and can take a stance on it– even Lainey doesn’t give 2 shits about these idiots and won’t give them the light of day. Seriously, it’s not because they’re around in the gossip blogosphere that it legitimizes their place in any way. The reason that Kim can command a 150 000$ appearance fees (which is mind boggling and a sad reflection of the direction of our pop culture) is rationalized by the fact that she’s ‘popular’ in the media or whatever other bullcrap. If the media stops covering her, she’ll go back to obscurity where she belongs, along with Paris Hilton and Speidi. Please don’t let her triumph. Same goes for that other twat Lindsay Lohan.

  46. Skins says:

    Keep the stories coming! We have to keep mocking these lowlifes every chance we get

  47. pwal says:

    I absolutely agree that CB should cover this, even if it’s just to counter the tentative whitewashing that the morning shows and The View are doing. It boggles my mind that all of these enterprises are so scared of losing such easy bookings as the Kardashians that they are acting as their apologists.

    And The View crew are even more galling, since Star Jones’ wedding sponsorship/solicitations were done on air — an action that these women cited as one of the reasons that Star Jones had to go. Meanwhile, Star had the qualifications and intelligence to do her job and her marriage lasted 15 times longer than Kim’s.

    This whitewashing, spearheaded by so-called ‘powerful’ women, has got to stop, meaning shows like GMA, Today, The View, and any HLN show that let any of these famewhoring pieces of $hit on the airwaves need to be boycotted too.

  48. Denise says:

    Wahhh, waaah, waah. Let the boycott begin.

  49. NeNe says:

    @JaneWonderfalls: In my opinion, those people who do, are not too bright.

  50. Lisa says:

    Notice how she always wants to emulate JLO and Liz Taylor. Calling her perfume “Love.” Isn’t one of JLo’s perfume’s called love? Also she’s a hopeless romantic. If I’m not mistaken, JLo once called herself that. She’s such a fraud. Now she wants to marry many times like EL and wants to collect expensive jewelry. What a fraudulent famewhore.

  51. Agnes says:

    Yeah, I’ve wondered that too how she reconciles having been friends with Nicole with her ex-husband defending OJ. I wonder if she gave some of that sweet, sweet cash her husband got from OJ (that she got through alimony or child support) to Nicole’s family, or to any charity that helps victims of violence. I somehow doubt it.

    If these people’s lives are such an open book, they shouldn’t cry (well, attempt to cry since they physically can’t show actual emotions) when the public laughs at them and their self-induced melodrama.

  52. dena says:

    what a pig whore. 🙂

  53. dorothy says:

    Investment? No sweetie, the only one that has an investment in this crap is your slimy family. Your over, O-V-E-R. I agree…. Boycott!

  54. berryk says:

    After suffering through that joke of an interview, I really wanted to see Ben Stiller!

  55. Booboocita says:

    “Investment,” huh? I guess that means the Kardashian family is the equivalent of junk bonds.

  56. Jordan says:

    Idea: Instead of having Celebitchy and all other blogs boycott them, how about everyone boycott E! (TV and eonline) until the Kardashians are cancelled. It’s really that simple. Then we can come here and complain about them and the hellmouth that spawned them can feel the hurt. Also, is this the interview where Kris uses the term “Indian Giver”…what a bitch!

  57. Tristyn says:

    Does this stupid bitch, carry index cards to keep her LIES straight .b/c if so she is doing a shitty job at it .holy heck a blind man see’s threw the mound’s of horseshit rising knee deep from this .

  58. Francesca says:

    Hi Cris,

    Reality check!

    I am NOT invested in anything to do with you or your family. Go away now…

  59. NM9005 says:

    @Kimbob: PREACH! =)

    I also opt for a boycott. I already stopped reading most of the posts. The gist stays the same: the marriage was a sham for money and publicity purposes. What more do we need to know? The cat’s out of the hat (is that gow it goes?) now let them rot. The worst punishment is not reporting the negative backlash but to ignore them. Any kind of publicity will still feed them to go on but if everybody ignores them, that’s when they know they’re done.

    Also:

    “This is when we get to mock them mercilessly, when all the crap we’ve been saying about them for years…”

    I wouldn’t want to spend time and effort to write about them because it means it gets to you, you find it important enough to report it to the rest of the world who also claims they’re “sick of them” thus feeding their media hungry personalities even more. You hate them and basically write the same stuff as you always do but now backed up with facts. They’re still being followed, what does that say? In the end, they always seem to win. I think people love the Kardashian drama and are very entertained by it but won’t admit it so they try to spin it as if the negative reports are meant to hurt them…
    Their reign is not over and all these reports prove it. They will bounce over this and all thanks to all those people who can’t stop writing about them (and people like me who can’t stop commenting on it :)).

  60. Kim says:

    The fact that her mother is even doing a “press” tour to combat the hate for Kim right now is pathetic and shows it was all fake otherwise they wouldnt respond & care so much what the public thinks. Me thinketh thou protest to much!

  61. Miranda says:

    It sickens me to hear her talk about Nicole that way and then to have a husband who defends the very person that killed her supposed friend. It’s all very confusing and sad to me. I don’t know what kind of a friendship she had, but I know in my world and my friendships, things just wouldn’t have happened that way. I would have found a way to be with her that day or found a way to speak up about what I knew. All this time has gone by and she now feels the need to bring up such a tragic and meaningless death because of a book. This is where you really have to wonder what level this family is willing to stoop to for the love of money. That whole family has blood on their hands and they’ve been unclean for years…since O.J. walked away with his freedom and his kids sufferend the irreplaceable loss of a mother’s love. I think her book should be banned and thrown into a fire pit along with her and her despicable family.

  62. truthful says:

    I am all for boycotting E!!!

    they think this will blow over, NO
    IT IS OVER!!!

    move on to something else, I hate E and Ryan Seacrest–for not knowing when enough is enough.

    keep shoving this fake stuff down our throats.

    E thinks its viewers are idiots

  63. Willworkforfood says:

    Kris Jenner is spinning a web of BS. I found this on 2 other websites.

    A cut of the hefty profits from their E! wedding special. “Kim and Kris got 30 percent of the revenue from every commercial that aired,” another source says. “The wedding special aired in about 50 countries — they made out like bandits!”

    AND. . .
    The New York Post is reporting that the couple raked in a whopping $17.9 million on their nuptials, but that’s not all from the exclusive photo rights. Check out the breakdown of exactly how they made their money off of their wedding and what they received for free in exchange for publicity.
    Money Earned:
    · $15 million plus profit for 4-hour special on E!
    · $2.5 million for exclusive photos with People
    · $300,000 for exclusive engagement announcement with PEOPLE
    · $100,000 for exclusive rights to bridal shower with Britain’s OK! mag
    · $50,000 to have bachelorette party at Tao in Las Vegas
    Stuff They Got For Free:
    · $15,000 to $20,000 Hansen’s Bakery wedding cake
    · $20,000 Vera Wang wedding dress and fittings
    · $40,000 for two more Vera Wang evening dresses
    · $400,000 in Perrier Jouet Champagne
    · $150,000 in hair and makeup for photo shoots and TV “home video”
    · $10,000 in Lehr & Black wedding invitations
    Additionally, the couple received their $2 million 20.5 carat engagement ring and $1 million wedding bands by jeweler Lorraine Schwartz at a huge discount.

  64. Willworkforfood says:

    Kim, and Kris Jenner BOTH should make a HEFTIER donation directly to the National Food Stamp Project.
    If that can be done, they might. . . MIGHT. . .redeem themselves just slightly.

  65. SFRowGuy says:

    Investment in you family? Got that right Biotch! And we (not me per-say) want our money back! … and our time. (Kris, why in the hell did you ever go along this this crap?)

  66. Debsa says:

    “At one point she started crying, and it really amused me.”.. I had a similar reaction to her fake crying. These people have no sense of shame…

  67. Judy says:

    Kris Jenner is a LIAR and she looks downright FRUMPY. Liked her when the reality show first started and now I can’t stand to either look at or listen to her.

  68. nicole says:

    I hope this is the end of “all things Kardashian”.

  69. adelma says:

    The only person that has an investment in prostituting her daughter is their madam manager mother. we do not want them or care about them and all the negative post show how truly people feel. I will not be looking at anything E as well as they are part of their line up.

  70. Thea says:

    These people think because they are stupid that we are too. They are both fame whores, and real whores, and need to just go get pissed on and call it a day.

  71. Old School Woman says:

    @Willworkforfood: Let’s not forget about the many companies that gave them comps for other items like flowers, food, glassware, silverware, etc. Giving 20 grand to a charity that will definitely be a tax write-off is disgraceful. Keeping the gifts?? The gifts were worth in the millions. First of all the gifts were for the both of them not just her and if you remember her registry list the price of some items were off the radar, never mind the CASH gifts. If I had attended that wedding I would certainly be knocking at their door asking for my gift back! Total SCAM ARTISTS! Now they want us to believe that she married for LOVE yet leaves for Australia to promote HANDBAGS the next day? The negative backlash took this CRAZY, GOLD-DIGGING, FAMEWH-RE family by surprise! They believed her fans (tweens and 16 and preganant wannaabees) would have her back, but even these fans are insulted by the whole family’s lack of morals.

  72. pwal says:

    50.Lisa:
    November 3rd, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    Notice how she always wants to emulate JLO and Liz Taylor. Calling her perfume “Love.” Isn’t one of JLo’s perfume’s called love? Also she’s a hopeless romantic. If I’m not mistaken, JLo once called herself that. She’s such a fraud. Now she wants to marry many times like EL and wants to collect expensive jewelry. What a fraudulent famewhore.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Funny how this thing is cherry-picking regarding her ‘role models’. Because, yeah, Elizabeth Taylor scored excellent jewelry from some of her exes, but she also gave her ex, Larry Fortenski, some money when he was on the skids. And she managed this while she was ailing.

    Meanwhile, perfectly healthy (maybe not in terms of STDs) Kim is being stingy about returning a ring to a dude who is currently unemployed who could use whatever money he could recoup.

    Having a rack does not an Elizabeth Taylor redux make.

  73. Anoni Mus says:

    Keep digging your own hole, you famewhore.

    (Cackles evilly)

  74. Sarah says:

    My favorite part is how everyone keeps referring to Kris Humphries as an “NBA star.”

  75. Katie says:

    Funny how Kimmie can always find the camera. In their “wedding” pictures, she is clearly posing for the camera. She doesn’t look “in the moment” in a single shot. Their are soulless.

  76. Kelly says:

    I just have two komments;
    1) Did Kris testify at all in the OJ trial and tell about this kall?
    2) Why is Kim still calling Kris, “Mommy”….?

  77. Kelly says:

    Oh, one more thing:
    Please stop before the other kids get damaged, if they’re not (most likely they are) – I hear the 15 year old Jenner daughter is having a Sweet 16 party to be aired on TV. Please don’t pass the torch to them.
    ALSO – BRUCE, WHERE IN THE WORLD IS YOUR BRAIN?

  78. Bambi says:

    The only one who’s invested in this family is SATAN. And he’s probably regretting having bought their souls because the value has done nothing but depreciate!

  79. LuckyLilGem says:

    Boycott!!

  80. Willworkforfood says:

    @Old School Woman
    Wow! I hadnt thought of that. . . I agree with you so much!

    @Bambi
    Funny!!

  81. sammib says:

    Come on. Kris Humphries got paid to be the “husband” and the new resident “bad guy” because weddings are ratings pullers and then there’s all the print media as well. Then he can become the “bad guy” like Scott Dickwad and voila! Months more press, TV etc. It just happened a bit quicker because after the wedding no one was interested. Hence “divorce”. This is SCRIPTED reality. What else did anyone expect?

  82. Moonbeamz says:

    PUH-LEEZE. This whole thing is for publicity. She probably paid him to marry her and then divorce her.

  83. wunder says:

    Tape worms have ‘investments’ too. . .

  84. opinionated says:

    When she dumped “Down to Earth Humphries” its like she dumped all of us. whilst managing to insult the entire state of Minnesota by calling it “ye-ha Minnesota” i mean who does she think her fans are;nonetheless the audience to her reality show; the struggling middle class who cant even afford her new line and are putting it on lay-away over at the local Sears!! and she manages to insult all of us by telling humphries his bedroom decor looks a cheap prize bedroom from the price is right! Its sad shes lost her audience!!

  85. kathy says:

    Money and materialism, money and materialism and OH did I mention money and materialism….The wedding was a PR play…The whole family is fake, fake, oh and did i mention fake????

  86. Criss says:

    These people make millions, they are not stupid. I really wanted to support the show last week but quickly changed it after seeing the whole butt thing, Kourt & Chloe asking Kim if she’s ever stuck anything up her butt, like a hotdog? And then I was really supporting Rob until I saw him itching his ass on Kloe’s kitchen granite. After seeing Kloe say that, I’m sure Lamar was embarrassed. The only reason I would tune in would be to see Kim’s divorce, and she banned E from filming it! Come on guys, don’t you want to keep making money? It’s REALITY tv, not acting.

  87. Tanner says:

    BOYCOTT THESE BITCHES!! IT NEEDS TO END NOW!!! ALL OF US THAT ARE TIRED OF THESE PEOPLE CAN BANN TOGETHER AND SURELY TRY TO GET RID OF THESE RODENTS!! THERE ARE BOYCOTT KARDASHIANS FACEBOOK PAGES AND A PETITION AT GO PETITOIN.COM THAT YOU CAN SIGN TO GET THEM OFF THE AIR!!

  88. shelby says:

    Couldn’t believe Kris K Jenner was asking people to not believe everything that was written about her family. She spends 24 hours a day making sure that everything they do gets into the papers! Yes, even down to her issues in the bathroom!!!
    Nice try Krissy – Have you called Obama? He may need some more “spin masters” in the White House, you’re good!

  89. poorbutproud says:

    When I saw on a commercial that she stated she was considering changing her name back to Kardashian I gasped as a mother. From what I’ve seen it’s all about her & not any of her kids. She runs the oldest daughters’ lives while completely ignoring the needs of her two younger daughters. She teaches them no values, no respect, no hard work, no responsibility, but grifting off of others. None of them could even stand on their own if they had to because she has crippled them for life. What will happen to them when she’s gone & they can’t stand on their own? She needs to start acting like a real mother to the kids under 18 so they won’t grow up to be the same, get a life of her own, & let her older kids develop their own lives as well.

  90. Nancy says:

    Kris and her entire FAKE family are total jokes. Kris is the ring leader of this charade and is only about MONEY. I don’t think she care one bit about any family member or “family period”. She is a money whore, plain and simple. She has orchastrated everything this family has ever done and all for $$$. She sold her own daughter with the Sex Tapes. She claims love to her family?? If my child EVER made a sex tape the LAST thing I would ever do is go on REALITY TV!!!! Seriously, who does that. She has pimped her entire family for her own personal FAME AND MONEY. She is a disgusting individual who is looking out for herself. Kim is a douche, Kourtney is a wack job, Rob has nothing going on as he has never been “A REAL PART OF THE FAMILY” and perhaps Klhoe is the only REAL one. Even the 2 younger ones are a joke. Getting a $70k car for her birthday!!! Who does that? What message is she trying to send to the younger ones. These younger girls will be Kris’s next $$ project as they are young and fresh as Kim and sis’s are getting older and no one will have interest soon enough. Kim is more than likely already in the midst of whoring her 2 younger ones with sex tapes etc. How much money does this fame whore need? She uses her kids for $$$$. She calls herself a mom??? OMG, she is a total piece of crap. Oh, and her crocodile years are hilarious?? If she thinks ANYONE believes her sincerity, she is dumber then her nose job. And what about poor Rob? He never stood a chance with his family. Mama has never had any use for him? Sad… Oh, and I love how Kim could have saved Nicole Brown Simpsons life!!! She must think that we all believe in her crap!! This poor excuse of a human being should be laughed out of hollywood. Or should I say, “Will soon be”?? Kris Jenner = old joke with bad plastic surgery. GET A REAL LIFE FOR ONCE!!!

  91. sarah says:

    Have you all signed the petition where this all will count? Come on people get your families involved and friends this is the only way we can end this insanity!!!

  92. Cheryl white says:

    We are so done with these greedy people! What jobs are they talking about?

  93. Randy says:

    Their deceit will blow up in their faces. In the early part of this show Kim was never close or friendly with her sisters and was always crying or accusing them of things and was never a part of their tv shows except very briefly.

    Now IMO Kim and her mom cook up this marriage scheme and even tried to get Kourtney to do likewise is despicable what they will do for money and to an make a fool of a unsuspecting innocent person. I put Bruce right up there with Kris as he sits in his mansion and wears his silk suits she is buying him no doubt, at the cost of others while he takes his 2 younger kids to the homeless shelter to see how poor people suffer like he was taking them to the zoo. See kids how lucky you are see how poor people live as they walk away doing nothing for no one in the shelter not even the young girl they exploited.