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At the end of September we reported that Britney refused to confirm that her new baby’s name is actually Sutton, but everyone went on assuming it was. Now Kevin Federline kind of let it slip in a radio interview that it isn’t really the baby’s name at all, and that it’s crazy when “people are telling me my child’s name:”
Jackie: There’s rumors that Sutton is not a boy. Have you heard that?
Kevin: Only from my friends, cause I haven’t told them so I haven’t told them anything and my wife hasn’t spoken to anybody about anything, so…
Bender: Cause word has it that she’ll reveal the news the week your cd drops.
Kevin: Um, I don’t know, that might be all rumors too.
Jackie: Isn’t that strange when you hear that, when you have a child and people tell you the sex is a different one.
Kevin: Yeah it’s crazy. Well it’s even crazier when people are telling me my child’s name.
Bender: Oh so Sutton is not the baby’s name—
Kevin: Oh yeah there you go.
If Britney’s new baby isn’t named Sutton, and better yet if it’s not even a boy she gets a lot of credit for fooling the media for this long. She managed to slip in and out of the hospital unnoticed and now she’s kept her newborn so under wraps that no one knows the tyke’s real name or gender yet.
Her husband’s album should completely suck, but it’s sure to get a little publicity boost from Britney’s tightly-guarded baby secret.
Meanwhile K-Fed is hawking Five Star clothing’s new line at Kitson LA. He says his children come first, but it sure doesn’t seem like it when he’s partying all over Vegas.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Babies, Britney Spears, Fake News, Kevin Federline
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Well, he’s got to make money to feed and clothe, what is it, 4 kids now? He ought to be working his butt off. (Notice I didn’t say party…) In any case, why have we all gone so damn crazy about babies of the stars? Shouldn’t they be allowed to have some private time to be with their children before the kid is exposed to the world? I’m not a fan of Britney, but if this is all true, then I do applaud her. It’s so much more normal than Tom and Katie. “Wanna see our baby? It’ll cost ya!”
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I hope he gets a vasectomy soon. They are both talentless.
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LELO:
Right on!!!
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I find it funny that the two kids with Shar have evaporated. Before Britney popped one out, she was always seen hauling one of them around. Ever since SP1 they’ve disappeared!
Maybe they’re those kids who approached Kat(i)e Holmes and Pod Person Cruise at the sports – asking for new parents!
“Please take us! We promise we’ll humour you about the cult! Anything but the wigger!”
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I think I must have a fever ’cause I’m actually starting to like KFed. Love that little outfit. I want one
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Federline has a fools face. Britney is really a trashy chick to choose a fool like that.
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Smartie, why ‘Pod person Cruise’ Is there something I missed??
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Is Britney’s new baby really named Sutton and is it really a boy?…
At the end of September we reported that Britney refused to confirm that her new baby’s name is actually Sutton, but everyone went on assuming it was. Now Kevin Federline kind of let it slip in a radio interview that it isn’t really the baby’s name…
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NO, his name is really California Child Welfare Case #639857.
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Just remember folks, we’ll need these trashy fools to bring us our menus . . . water . . . WAITER!
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Hahah, Smartie… I’m with you on all comments you made!
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Well i have to defend k-fed he was pretty good in C.S.I this week!!! Maybe it is just me but i like him!! heck if you all ahte him soo much you are kinda wasting your time writing about him and britney!!!
Love the site though!!
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Well i have to defend k-fed he was pretty good in C.S.I this week!!! Maybe it is just me but i like him!! heck if you all hate him soo much you are kinda wasting your time writing about him and britney!!!
Love the site though!!
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