“I’m about to show that vagina the back of my hand!” – Matthew Fox
Back in August, Matthew Fox was completely wasted in Cleveland, Ohio. Allegedly. While hammered out of his skull, Matthew Fox decided it would be funny or interesting or a cool experience to have if he boarded a private party bus. Allegedly. When he tried to enter the party bus, the bus driver, a woman named Heather Bormann, tried to stop him, as the bus was private and rented out for a specific group of customers. Allegedly. That’s when things got violent. Allegedly. Bormann claims that as she attempting to get Matthew Fox off of her bus, he began punching her in the stomach, legs, boobs and vagina. She claimed that she struck back, but only in self-defense. She told her story to the cops and to the Cleveland prosecutor, and Matthew was not only arrested, but he was formally charged with assault on Bormann.
Funny story – Matthew is now suing his alleged victim. Because she told the world that he punched her in the vagina! SHE’S SO MEAN.
is striking back — not in the vagina, in court — claiming the woman who accused him of punching her in her private parts is a blatant liar.
Fox is countersuing Heather Bormann, who filed her own lawsuit in September, claiming a drunken Fox tried to board a party bus she was driving in Cleveland, Ohio. Bormann alleged Fox attacked her after she ordered him to stay off the bus. That’s when Bormann claims Fox struck her in the breast, arm, leg and, of course, the vagina.
Fox alleges in his countersuit … she’s just lying, and in reality he didn’t provoke her but she’s the one who physically attacked him.
Fox claims he’s lost work because TMZ and other media outlets have reported her lawsuit, and she has subjected him to “public hatred, contempt, ridicule and shame.”
Fox is suing for unspecified damages.
I’m sure I’ll get yelled at for making this comparison, but what would your reaction be if Chris Brown sued Rihanna for physically defending herself against his attack? That’s what this is. Granted, Matthew hasn’t been technically found guilty of anything, but Bormann’s story convinced the cops and the district attorney’s office, and just my opinion, but Matthew Fox has been a massive d-bag for YEARS. So I have no problem believing he’s just a violent, drunken douche who is just trying to save face here. Stupid vagina-punching a–hole.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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