I have guests this week but I’ll do my best to balance everything and get the gossip out.

- Guess the news that Britney is training extra hard is true, because she looks great. Check out how thin her face is already [Mollygood]
- K-Fed gets body slammed on WWE tonight [WWTDD]
- K-Fed is a bad influence [Parliamentary Mime]
- This sounds like just a rumor, but Scarlet Johansson is said to be doing an album of Tom Waits covers. Really. [Best Week Ever]
- “Little Children” with Kate Winslet and Patrick Wilson is a compelling film about bored stay at home parents cheating on their partners [Pajiba]
- George Clooney honored at the 21st Annual American Cinematheque Awards [PopSugar]
- Heidi Klum, Courteney Cox, and Meg Ryan at the pumpkin patch. Not together. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Nicole Kidman tours Kosovo as a goodwill ambassador [Gabsmash]
- How cute is Ben Affleck playing with baby Violet on the beach? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Katie Holmes is back in the states watching soccer with Tom [Celebrity Puke]
- America is addicted to porn! Who knew? [Fleshbot]
- The richest White Trash in England, also known as “chavs” [Agent Bedhead]
- New talent on 60 Minutes (site has sound) [YTMND]
- Pansy Jackass [Something Awful]
- Drew Barrymoore and her boyfriend, Fabrizio Moretti, in Soho. [Celebrific]
- Mel Gibson didn’t want Hulk hair in his mugshot like Nick Nolte, so he used water to slick it back at the police station [Celebslam]
- Claudia Schiffer looks like an elf [Bastardly]
- Vince Vaughn’s publicist denies that he cheated on Jennifer Aniston and almost admits that the two are together! [Derek Hail]
- Jennifer Aniston says her life is hell [Haute Gossip]
- Liz Taylor might get married for the 9th time for a guy 17 years younger. Or is she getting married for the 17th time to a guy ten years younger? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Brandon Davis is poor [yeeeah]
- Patricia Arquette leads with her best assets [cityrag]
- Chic Mommy’s twins are identical. [Chic Mommy]
- Best David Blaine street magic performance ever [Metadish]
- Sheryl Crow pranks John Mayer [The Blemish]
- Leonardo DiCaprio may care about the environment enough to drive a hybrid car, but he’s still taking private planes. [Us Weekly]