I will admit to finding Jackson Rathbone attractive in the past. Like not here at TheBreaking Dawn Part 1 premiere at all, not with the Vegas red velvet suit, the black tie and vest with chains, and the obvious makeup. Also not in any of the Twilight movies, where he has that freaky bleached blonde hair and the serial killer eyes that are unique to the Cullen family. (If they’re not real family members, and are just a rag tag bunch of vampires of varying ages, why do they have to all look like that? It’s probably explained in the books that I skimmed.) I thought this guy was hot in the past, when he was working a well put together rocker look a la Jason Mraz.
Let’s revisit that look for Rathbone, from August, 2010. Look how adorable he is with floppy hair, a cute hat and the right amount of scruff.
And look at him now. Weird, right? One of the suggested searches for Jackson Rathbone on Google is “Jackson Rathbone gay,” but there’s not a verdict on that and some sites say he has a girlfriend. He looks like a poorly dressed rocker to me, not that it matters. He’s super fug here yet he looks oddly confident. Is this outfit some kind of cheeky joke? That’s the only excuse for it.
Taylor Lautner resembled a Wall Street banker in this very stodgy but stylish suit and tie. He does nothing for me, and I tend to associate him with his whiny bitch character in Twilight. I don’t think of Robert Pattinson as an emotionally abusive stalker, but maybe that’s because he done other roles. Lautner will be Jacob for me for a while. Also, this scruff makes him look like a high school student trying to grow a beard for the first time. Still, I can see how some teeny boppers would find him dreamy.
To cleanse our palettes, lets gaze at Rob Lowe, who isn’t in the movie of course but scored an invite to the premiere. He’s wearing a black shirt with a blue suit, and it looks like his pants are too long for him, but still he’s gorgeous. This dude is 47. There’s a scary aged bloated photo of him hidden in an attic somewhere.
Also here is his wife. I get the sense that they are super kinky.
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Jackson is hot, but he looks awful in the photos above. Taylor is cute but give it a few more years and he’ll look like a real man.
Jax is super-cool with a really funny sense of humor – the outfit kind of plays up his personality. Not gay. Cute g/f. He is around our area with his band quite a bit and very down-to-earth funny. Great manners, too.
That smile in the third pic of Jackson comes across as pretty sleazy. Taylor is cute.
Rob is too orangey, but still a hottie. I imagine Rob is what Chase Crawford will look like in 20 years.
The make up makes him unwatchable. And creepy. Like, “murderer” creepy. Like “axe-swinging murderer” creepy.
Rob Lowe hottest actor of his generation, and he still has it, (unlike some who need a good bath and haircut.)
Is Lowe is the movie?
Lautner- Caveman.
That Jackson dude could be soooooo hot if he would get a decent stylist. He has major hotness hidden by douchey clothes and facial expressions.
Jackson would be kind of cute if he didnt remind me so damn much of David Bowie in “The Labrynth”
I used to think Jackson would’ve made the perfect Harry Potter (his EYES! they’re EXACTLY what I pictured reading the book, his HAIR….sigh….) but the more I’ve seen of him I am SO glad he wasn’t!
Rob Lowe really doesn’t do it for me, he has an oddly shaped mouth and the chin is too Quagemirish…Also, is he hitting the ‘tox?
Jackson looks feminine, I thought he was pretty hot a couple of years ago. A second Aaron Johnson looks wise but now?
Taylor is njeh.
Rob Lowe, please.
That red velvet is hilarious. And I just don’t find TL attractive (which is probably good since he’s pretty young!)
These Twilight kids are so ordinary looking. All the guys seem gay to me. In fairness…it’s not exactly my demographic.
Rob Lowe is, though. LITERALLY the best he’s ever looked, at almost 50.
Taylor Lautner will always be more a “Sharkboy” to me than a “Jacob”, at least until he gets better roles and shake off these images.
Hating that velvet puke on Rathbone.
To explain the look of the Cullens, they all have the amber eyes because they eat animals, they would be red (like Dakota’s) if they drank human blood. Now, I don’t find Jackson gorgeous, but that Texas accent is heavenly. As for Rob, always has been hot and apparently always will be.
I’m also thinking that there’s a joke in there, otherwise he wouldn’t be rocking it like that.
I love Jackson, and the suit fits his personality. Rob Lowe still has it, wow.
Points for Dorian Gray reference! Love Rob Lowe. Taylor Lautner will NEVER do it for me. Ugh.
They do absolutely nothing for me other than make my upper right lip do a little lift of disgust (a snarl? what’s the word for that?)
Oh Rob Lowe…someone’s been hitting the sun for too long. Beyond the awkward colouring he looks good!
Jackson looks ridiculous, that’s all I have to say. Taylor looks cute. But I also find him to be, how to put it; personality challenged. What’s going on behind the polished, well ironed suit facade? Not much it appears. Bless him, sounds like a nice kid though?
Rob Lowe is friends with Taylor Lautner I believe. Last year Lautner went with Lowe and his family to watch the superbowl from the sidelines. Yeah T-Laut looks like a 15-year old banker, Jackson Rat looks like a pimp. A straight up pimp from the 70’s. LOL.
I hate Lautner’s nose :L
Rob Lowe is the hottest thing up there.
Lautner and Rathbone do nothing for me.
Rob Lowe (although too orange) is still very attractive.
That Rathbone guy looks like he needs to blend his powder better before leaving the house.
I don’t think it’s explained in the book. Just the age each of them died were fairly comparable to being “siblings” Yes, I read the books. 4 hours of my life I will never get back.
Jackson is way cute when he wants to be. This outfit just screams “I lose a bet” to me. And Taylor will always be SharkBoy to me. Or Llamatnour…either or.
They do absolutely nothing for me. Nothing. I do like Rathbone more because he seems truly talented in the other things I’ve seen him in.
I never understood the Rob Lowe love. He’s certainly not unattractive, but he doesn’t do it for me. I think it’s his mouth…
The other two boys are cuties. I’m starting to realize how old I’m getting because everyone looks like kids to me anymore.
Why all the TL hate? He is a cutie pie. I think he will grow into his looks as he gets older. Geez, give the kid a break lol.
I was another site and a commenter compared Taylor to an Alpaca …. LOL cannot look at him the same.
Jackson looks to be trying to have a vampire-y look for the premiere!
None of those guys attract me in any way, but what I dislike is Jackson’s smile, I never trust a guy who smiles like that, sort of crooked, one side up…
Rob has beautiful eyes. The color is striking. I’m beginning to like older men. I like a little seasoning on my men. Therefore The other two don’t do it for me. Maybe if I were 12. They look like bland hors d’oeuvres while Rob looks like the delicious main dish.
I hate TL’s dirt face. He’s trying to look masculine and only looks like a fuzzy toddler with a metabolic condition.
Jackson is just having fun with his Liberace look. I think he knows it looks ridic. Hence the cheeky smirk.
Jackson Is hot when he’s working that Benny and Joon Johnny Depp circa mid nineties look but with this I feel like he needs to own a mansions into which he cladestinely lures unsuspecting, young boys.
I know sagattitarians tend to be tasteless dressers as it is, but really?
@ViktoryGin, way to rag on an entire group of people just because of when they were born. I don’t find that true at all.
Jackson Rathbone POWDER FAIL! Egads, man. It’s like someone took a big powder-puff and went POOF! right under his eye.
Maybe those are particularly unflattering photos, but it looks like Taylor’s weasel-like nose is getting wider. If so, it’s either a nose job or curtains for his career.
Lautner’s looking pretty good there. He can wear a suit.
Rathbone looks like he dressed for a Halloween party.
Taylor Lautner, yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I love Rathbone’s character, Jasper, the most in the movies. But he looks like a creeper in “rill” life. Mama no likey..
Taylor is cute, but I hate his voice and character that he plays. Whiny bitch hit the nail on the head. Ugh..
I liked Rathbone in the episode of Criminal Minds he did. He does creepy well.
@Pyewacket, #6, I’m with you on Lautner. He looks positively Neanderthal.
Lowe looks great as always but those pants are a major mistake.
Taylor actual looks nice, I like the suit and fit. The Rath dude, whatever looks like he’s had surgery which makes him look like a serious turd.Rob Lowe who cares…
Lowe-yes. The others, not in a millions years would I find them attractive. Feminine!!!!! I’ve seen more masculine girls.
Lautners voice kills an attractiveness he would have. Its very similar to how I feel about Ryan Reynolds.
I love Jackson and he is the perfect Jasper to me. I think the suit is a little… Vamp-ish… get it.. VAMPire… At least that’s what first crossed my mind.
Jackson and Taylor need down the back LONG FLOWING HAIR!!! Then they’re HOT, as it stands there’s something missing in their supernatural good looks, for my taste.
As for Rob he’s one of those people who always has been and always will look better than everyone else his age, YOU GO ROB!!!
Jackson is looking very Liberace-like. Not that there’s anything wrong with that as Seinfeld would say…
Finding Jackson strangely attractive foe once… I’m getting a Prince vibe, which is fine by me. And Rob Lowe, naturally. He is so so handsome, I don’t think he could ever look bad.
The red suit looks like the lining from a coffin.