I’m so glad that so many of you thought Stacy Keibler had (new) implants in yesterday’s post! CB and I were arguing about it, and I thought I was imagining those dents in the sides of her breasts. Chica totally got a boob job, and they look relatively new. Did Uncle Clooney buy her some new boobs? If he did, Cray-Cray should be terribly afraid. He usually only buys ‘em new boobs when he’s about to dump ‘em. Incidentally, Stacy Keibler was photographed leaving Clooney’s place solo (photos at the end of the post), and heading to LAX, where she caught a flight by herself. Did Clooney banish her?!? That would be hilarious, but doubtful. She’s Oscar Barbie! She’s all prepared to be his official Oscar-Date Barbie for all of the upcoming events. She’s contractually booked through March, I bet.
Anyway, you know what a kinky bastard Clooney is, right? Yeah. Well, he could barely contain himself as he described how Stacy could “kick his ass” and how she can easily “take him down”. Oh, Clooney.
If George Clooney and girlfriend Stacy Keibler ever get into a serious argument, the actor may have to watch his back.
“She’s very tall,” Clooney, 50, told E! News at The Descendants premiere in Los Angeles Tuesday night, when asked about his date. “She can kick my ass.”
Adding that the WWE star, 32, can also knock him down in a wrestling match, Clooney says, “She can take me two out of three falls.”
But luckily, Keibler is also a “nice girl,” according to Clooney. “She really is.”
[From People]
“And she gets some rope,” Clooney said, hitching up his pants and smirking. “She gets his rope and I’m like, ‘Baby, I don’t use rope, I use scarves.’ And she’s like, ‘We’re using the rope tonight, bitch.’ And then she tackled me. Man, this girl. She’s really something, I tell ya. So anyway, our safe word is ‘rutabaga’ and she had this rope and she began tightening it around my…”
…And then the poor People Magazine correspondent was like, “Seriously, I’ve got enough, sir. Enjoy the premiere!” And the correspondent walked off the red carpet, his hands still shaking.
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.
He looks really ancient next to her.
BTW, should he be wrestling with his bad back?
where did she get those jeans.. hey look great?!
Clooney is only 50! he is not aging well my dad is 60 and they look about the same age. Oh man and i just saw the Dylan McDermott is 50 also…now that guy could easily get away with being with some like Stacy, not Clooney, he does look like her creepy uncle!
“And she gets some rope,” Clooney said, hitching up his pants and smirking. “She gets his rope and I’m like, ‘Baby, I don’t use rope, I use scarves.’ And she’s like, ‘We’re using the rope tonight, bitch.’ And then she tackled me. Man, this girl. She’s really something, I tell ya. So anyway, our safe word is ‘rutabaga’ and she had this rope and she began tightening it around my…”
I LOVE YOU!!!! LOL!!!
I’m getting tired of George flaunting his new fauxmance. He’s trying too hard to “sell” this relationship, which makes me suspicious. I bet the only time they see each other is to pose for photos.
Well. At least Oprah’s sofa was no where to be found. example: Tom Cruise.
I don’t think that she got a boob job; her boobs look pretty small in the black tee-shirt pictures.
But Clooney looks ill all of a sudden, especially in the top picture. I agree with googlyeyes’ comments, on how he’s not aging well and could pass for much older than he actually is… I really hope that he does not have some very serious, life-threatening illness 🙁
They still look awkward together. She loves all the attention she is getting. This girlfrind stuff is getting old.
My MAIN reason for doubting the boob job is that she’s been pictured SO much lately, where would she have had time to recover?
We’ve seen pictures of her about once a week since this “love”-fest started, I’ve never seen her looking less than….um….spry? I don’t think she’s been out of the pap’s glare long enough to get implants……
Why can’t this guy just stay alone for once. He looks ludicrous next to her. Hugh Hefner 2.0
madpoe: you are right. He is tottaly jumping Oprah’s couch. He wants that Oscar badly. Both him and Pitt are dropping these pearls of stupidity to garner attention.
First Clooney talking about suicide, Pitt threatening to quit.
Please, let Gary Oldman or Michael Fassbender win the Oscar. At least those two don’t annoy us with their personal lives.
I think his back pain is really wearing him down, that’ll age you quicker than any rope-wielding lady wrestler with weird sexual proclivities….seriously, you can see him wincing when he’s getting in and out of cars.
“And she gets some rope,” Clooney said, hitching up his pants and smirking. “She gets his rope and I’m like, ‘Baby, I don’t use rope, I use scarves.’ And she’s like, ‘We’re using the rope tonight, bitch.’ And then she tackled me. Man, this girl. She’s really something, I tell ya. So anyway, our safe word is ‘rutabaga’ and she had this rope and she began tightening it around my…”
OMG!! I am dying laughing!! This seriously made my week.
ETA: This chic has totally had the Clooney makeover. Not just the boobs, but the makeup/face and hair. She looks a hell of a lot less busted than she did when they first hooked up.
I’m still praying (and chanting) for Oldman for his Oscar!!
This post killed me (laughing)! Very funny. I’m sure GC’s back problems throw a wrench in his sexy plans now. As in, she’s allowed to throw wrenches at him, but she’s not allowed to throw him over her shoulder.
With the way GC has been hobbling around lately (back pains, growing old pains, whatever) she looks more like his “Girl Friday (Amazon bodyguard and nurse maid),” not a sex partner.
They look completely awkward and asexual together, IMHO.
“Please, let Gary Oldman or Michael Fassbender win the Oscar. At least those two don’t annoy us with their personal lives”.
Yet!
Of all of George’s romances, Stacy K. annoys me the least. Maybe because she seems to know exactly what she’s doing and is enjoying it. And why not? If George can be in it for less than romantic reasons, so can she. I always got a clinger vibe from Elisabetta and Sarah what’s her name was desperate from the word go. I think Stacy can more than hold her own with this guy and be just as mercenary and manipulative as he is. Good.
I don’t have a problem with them. They seem to be enjoying themselves. There’s no clinger vibe coming from Stacy, like Dudette said.
I also don’t think she’s Oscar Barbie. This relationship doesn’t have the polish of his previous ones. This one seems like 2 people who enjoy hanging out with each other.
I wish I had her legs. Love those boots.
It’s so great to see him so happy. He’s rarely without a girlfriend for long, but this relationship seems fun. Their both always smiling. With his back injury it’s probably harder to straighten up. If she got new boobs they did a good job, you can go out a week after surgery, but she didn’t need it. I say her on the George Lopez show last week, she’s funny.
For some reason I also like her.
I dunno. I’m sure this “relationship” will run its course in time, but if the tabloid depictions of her as an Independent Warrior Amazon have any weight, then maybe she won’t start begging him for marriage/babies.
She seems to be enjoying her time in the Clooney Club, so I say why not just let her have this.
She’s probably desperate for him, but is smart and hides it well. She has no career to speak of and in her thirties in babe land in Hollywood.
Ι don’t care what anyone says, Clooney is the coolest guy in Hollywood.
That being said, I want Oldman to win the Oscar. I can’t believe he has never been nominated!
@Jayna: posting photos of Clooney’s dog taken at his house (the same dog he adopted while dating canalis), sending a cryptic tweet towards Canalis (a horse picture- the same night they were in the same event) and trying really hard on the carpets…Sorry to say this, but all of the above scream desperation and insecurity.
ps: totally agree with everyone who said Oldman or Fassie to win the Oscar! 🙂
I believe Keibler boobs were purchased a few years ago. They are not new.
If George dyed his hair… not a complete dye job but a good foil… add in some brunette… he would take a decade off his face. Gray hair is no one’s friend. Ever. Plus wearing a dark gray suit, just washes him out.
George already has an Oscar.
He just wants his movie to do well, and for it to get recognition.
ALL his relationships are FAKE. Never a smidge of sexual tension or chemistry.
Those boob dents are strange and not attractive at all. Is no-one looking at her while she’s choosing a dress…? at least this dress looks like it fits her and not someone who is 6″ shorter.
Honestly, I think GC just dates whomever he pleases and doesn’t really care what the general public thinks about his choices in women. Seems like most expect or want him to be with someone regal and classy because he’s a rich movie star. But that’s not what he likes. Whatta ya gonna do? *shrugs*
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@intercontinential, that was freaking hilarious! LMAO!!
#28:Michelle. OMG..shoved under accessories! For the love of God we just couldn’t find the words to describe them….puur..lease!!!
Re: intercontinental’s post.
I didn’t think it was hilarious. I thought it was vulgar & ridiculous. btw, you really gave yourself away with the beer belly part. I have no doubt that intercontinental is part of Canalis’ circle.
I don’t think it would be that hard to kick George Clooney’s ass. I don’t see him fighting back… but I do see him walking out after giving you a shank eye with the one eye he doesn’t have his hand over and you being dead to him. Don’t bother asking for your personal belongings back, he’s already had them removed.
@Jane16: I don’t think intercontinental is from Canalis camp, I think it could be silverscreen.
Recent quote from George from an E-online red carpet interview –
“You just want to make movies that you like, honestly,” Clooney said. “Does anyone really remember who won three years ago? You really don’t. But I remember All The President’s Men and I remember Network and I remember Taxi Driver. I pay attention to the stuff I really love, which is making films. The rest of it, I don’t worry about so much.”
George can’t even admit it. He cares about winning that Oscar. He cares big time. If he didn’t he wouldn’t have Amazon Barbie by his side (although why she is necessary for the campaign is still a big question). He wouldn’t be playing the “I’m in pain” sympathy card. He wouldn’t be doing all the red carpets and press he hates doing. He really, really cares who wins.
If the guy can’t even convince us all these relationships with women are for real then he doesn’t deserve an Oscar for acting.
#31, jayne16: Lord, get a life!! Failing that, we hope you have a good parachute might be a long fall down off that soap box, dear!
#33, Lucy original: Err…silverscreen?? Not a friend of yours then??
Both: We don’t like Skankanalis either , so that puts both your theories to boot!!
If the people don’t want ridiculing they shouldn’t set themselves up for it. Quite simple really!
It’s good to know she can kick his butt if need be.She’s one woman who I would think could take care of herself.
Nobody is kickin’ my man’s butt.
Lucy, who is silverscreen? btw, this person had a fake blind item posted a couple of weeks ago about poor Canalis wanting to get out of her relationship with George or something like that.
Lucy, is this one of the crazies that post on Georgie threads on just jared? I looked at one once, could not believe the psychotic hatred for Georges gf’s. And it didn’t seem fake either, like someone joking around. It was scary, made me feel sorry for George, if he has that crazy of fans.
There were also crazy threads about Brangelina. I don’t like that site.
@jane16, truth hurts, huh? What Intercontinental wrote was both spot-on and hilarious. BTW, no one believes that you actually live in Hollywood or that you or your “husband” run into celebs.
@Playlist, well said.
Oh please, that hurts? Sorry to disappoint you, but it doesn’t it all. btw, I don’t live in Hollywood, which is a gross nasty city for the most part. I live in a really nice area (not Bev Hills & not Sherman Oaks). You apparently don’t know much about So Cal if you think celebs live in or hang out around the actual city of Hollywood. btw, nasty person, I’ve been happily married for over 20 years, Mother of 3, but lost one son 3 years ago in a horrific accident. And if you want to like vicious jokes about people you don’t know, feel free. No one is stopping you, but I have the right to my opinion as well as you.
Hautie,
I thought the same thing about George’s gray hair. Yes, he’s still hot but he would look younger and hotter with a little less gray.
@jane16, now who’s being nasty? Yes, Hollywood is a specific neighborhood in L.A., but Hollywood is also a term that refers to the entertainment business. Again, no one believes you live in Hollywood i.e. in the area of the entertainment industry or that you or your “husband” run into celebs.
Believe whatever you want. I sometimes comment about celebs I know to give a personal aspect to the story, some celebs get slammed unnecessarily and some get a lot of undeserved adulation becuz of their pr’s work, and the total fakery of everything to do with image, both physical & whatever their talent is supposed to be (eg, singing, acting). These people aren’t what they seem. For instance, when I worked at a very trendy country club when I was young & had to deal with celebs every day, I was always amazed at how the ones I thought would be nice were assholes, and vice versa. I grew up & still live in a beautiful area that has always had a large % of movie & rock stars, and a lot of my family, friends & neighbors are in the movie, tv & music industry, for instance, there was a post here a couple of days ago about a beautiful tv star. I grew up down the street from her & my brother dated her. Some posters here have said they like my comments, so I post for them. If you don’t like it, don’t read my comments. btw, people in the entertainment industry use the word “industry” not “Hollywood”.
Run Stacey run!
You do not deserve a guy who loses no opportunity to publicly humiliate you!
Pointing out your vagina/lack of dress style – checking out your titty tape when kissing your hand – and now disclosing your sexual peccadilloes !!!
Who wants to know about your private sexual preferences re wrestling and rope tricks?
Is that the mark of the next President/diplomat on the world stage?
Does he seriously consider that his self-inflicted back pains (wrestling with an amazon bigger and younger and fitter)
will garner him another Oscar?
I hope he does not get it just because the real persona of Mr Smug can no longer conceal the fake self-effacing image Clooney has been generating
But for all that, no need to ‘accidently’ strangle him – we know he likes to be tied tighter around the neck, you know … like after crabs and bibs …
@intercontinental: “#33, Lucy original: Err…silverscreen?? Not a friend of yours then?? ”
SOrry if even got offended to be confused with silverscreen, but the writing style is about the same! No, I am not friends with him/her. As far as I know, my friends are sane, :).
@Jayne 16 #38,41,44: Well now,
1)a fake blind item..
You clearly know something we don’t! Something you want to share? Why wait unit confession on Sunday..we are all eyes..sorry..ears!
2)the psychotic hatred for Georges gf’s..
Err..this applies to your very apparent distaste for EC does it..HYPOCRITE!
3)vicious jokes about people you don’t know..
Humility is a natural part of a human beings ability to socialise. It only becomes ‘vicious’ when the truth told cannot be tolerated by those lacking in humility. It is often the norm for people lacking in humility to be socially stunted and lonely, hhrrmm..
4)I have the right to my opinion as well as you..
You do indeed! Therefore you may wish to remember this BEFORE you accuse and criticize others..HYPOCRITE!
5)some celebs get slammed unnecessarily and some get a lot of undeserved adulation becuz of their pr’s work, and the total fakery of everything to do with image, both physical & whatever their talent is supposed to be (eg, singing, acting)..
Puurr..leease! NOTHING PR wise happens without the celebs authority. Some of these people are so desperate for public attention they will, and do, go to quite some lengths to get it. Innocent they are not!!
6)Lifestory..
*tut*..you’re on the wrong thread..have you tried the agony aunt one?
7)If you don’t like it, don’t read my comments..
You may wish to consider that this statement also applies to YOU! Again..HYPOCRITE!
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LucyOriginal #46:
No offence taken, we were just mystified as to whom we were being compared. So we went a hunting, we found silverscreen on Popsugar. And, when we had finally managed to pick our hysterical selves up off the floor, we didn’t have the energy to be offended! Yup, we definitely see what you meant! Although, might we point out that you may wish to refresh your memory, if you can palate it, because we didn’t see a likeness in our styles? Good laugh though..! 🙂