Oct 18
'06
Nicole Richie loves bathroom quickies


Her matchstick body must not be able to withstand more than a few minutes pounding, because this is the third story I’ve heard that Nicole Richie is a fan of the quickie:

I knew the NICOLE RICHIE-BRODY JENNER romance was headed for the toilet! Just days before the split, a lady shrieked when she opened the restroom door at swanky BevHills eatery Kate Mantilini and discovered the emaciated “Simple Life” star and “Princes of Malibu” hunk Brody – who were definitely NOT rehearsing for a new reality TV show together – wrapped tighter than snakes and lip-locked closerthanthis! Red-faced, the lady closed the door, then clocked a good five minutes before the heavy-breathers exited. When the pent-up lady finally got in and concluded business, she found evidence of Nicole and “Prince” Brody’s hot struggle – his wallet on the floor – but gritted her teeth and dropped it on their table as she exited.

Back in the spring, Nicole was forced to deny that she had a bathroom quickie with Jason Mewes of “Jay and Silent Bob” fame after his pal, director Kevin Smith, let the news slip during a speech at a school. He said that Nicole “made a man” of Mewes in less than a minute in a bathroom stall.

Homophobe Busta Rhymes also claims to have given it to Nicole “real quick.”

This news of Nicole and Brody’s bathroom tryst contrasts both of their public statements about their failed relationship. Nicole said on her myspace that they “were never really together,” while Brody recently told Star Magazine that he really “just wanted to be friends:”

As for Nicole, Brody says it was bickering that doomed them. Brody, 23, told Star at the Los Angeles Lakers golf tournament in Las Vegas on Oct. 16. “It was getting too serious. We started fighting. There was too much bickering. I’ve known her since we were kids and I really just wanted to be friends. She’s a great girl and now we are good friends.” He also said geography was also a big factor in why he and Nicole began dating in the first place. “She lived above me, you know, in the apartment building. So it was convenient.”

Brody is now with “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad while Nicole is dating a French fashion editor, Samuel Plouchart.

The header is an old candid of Nicole and Brody out in Malibu on 9/3. Here are Nicole and her stylist, the incompetent Rachel Zoe, out at a party for fashion designer Charlotte Ronson. Thanks to Just Jared for these pictures

Written by Celebitchy

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8 Responses to “Nicole Richie loves bathroom quickies”

  1. Joy
    Joy:
    October 18th, 2006 at 7:25 pm

    GREAT post!!

    I may link ya tomorrow.

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  2. Lee
    Lee:
    October 18th, 2006 at 8:25 pm

    I am in agreeement I prefer it quick too. So lay off of her.

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  3. marines all the way
    marines all the way:
    October 18th, 2006 at 9:31 pm

    (blink blink) the last woman i was with…it lasted 3 hours…is that a bad or good thing now….seemseverybody is doin quickies these days….I caught my CPL who is also a god friend in a closet with one of the SC’s tok them 3 min… apparently they were being timed….so..what good bad?

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  4. ertarox
    ertarox:
    October 18th, 2006 at 10:17 pm

    Mmm..yeah..I heard she really got it on at Club Auschwitz, too! Hot! Sexy! A big long line of morose men lined up, marching single-file to their doomed fate in the bathroom with our concentration whore, Nicole! This whole post was TMI…..

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  5. Randi
    Randi:
    October 19th, 2006 at 12:57 am

    It’s all about convenience. She’s in there to purge and can claim it was to get laid.

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  6. a_texas_hottie
    a_texas_hottie:
    October 19th, 2006 at 5:44 am

    WELL THIS STORY IS NOT SUPRISING…YOU WOULDNT EXPECT ANYTHING DIFFRENT FROM A SKANY AZZ HOE! AND THATS EXACTLLY WHAT NICOLE RICHIE IS ….

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  7. Moni
    Moni:
    October 19th, 2006 at 6:48 am

    Well… its kind of trashy, but whatever floats her boat

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  8. a_texas_hottie
    a_texas_hottie:
    October 21st, 2006 at 8:41 am

    kind of trashy plzzzzzzzz! its beyond trshy..but what would u expect from a tramp like nicole richie?……..its surprising that he didnt break her as skinnya s she is…she looks like one of those people that were put in a concentration camp………

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