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A few days ago, I saw some photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt looking rough and eating ice cream (photos at the end of the post). My first thought was, “Bitch, where’s your bandage dress now?” My second thought was, “Girl, do you have your period? I’ll let you borrow some Midol, hon.” It didn’t even occur to me that Jennifer Love was drowning her sorrows in her favorite drug of choice, Pinkberry. But she was! According to In Touch Weekly, J.Love just got dumped. AGAIN. This time by that very young-looking boy-toy, Jarod Einsohn. Jarod and Jennifer lasted about three months together. And Jarod dumped her via text message. OH GIRL NO.
Jennifer Love Hewitt might just be the most unlucky-in-love Hollywood starlet! Her latest boyfriend, 27-year-old actor Jarod Einsohn, has broken up with her — via text message, a source tells In Touch exclusively.
Despite having a dating-advice book, The Day I Shot Cupid, the 32-year-old actress has had a string of boyfriends that all seem to dead end in a breakup. In the past year alone, Jen Love has dated or been linked with Alex Beh, The Bachelorette’s Ben Flajnik and Jarod, and all those relationships abruptly ended.
A source claims to In Touch, “She cannot keep a boyfriend. She is very overbearing, and if things don’t go her way, she becomes a diva and flips out.”
Jarod and Jennifer had been dating since August.
[From In Touch Weekly]
Poor J. Love. I mean, she’s insane and she’s basically repelling men at this point, but I still want her to do well. Remember when she used to date famous guys? And nowadays, she’s just dating dudes that are trying to be actors but barely have an IMDB page. You’d think her casting couch would be a little bit more efficient, but I guess even out-of-work actors run screaming from the “gig” of “dating Jennifer Love Hewitt” when she starts talking about all of the rings she has pre-selected at Tiffany’s.
Here are those photos of J.Love shame-spiraling post-breakup. Think of your extensive collection of bandage dresses, J.Love! DON’T SPIRAL. Get out the vajazzler and find someone new.
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Breakups, Jarod Einsohn, Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Why do pretty girls always have trouble keeping boyfriends? Like J. Love here, and Taylor Swift
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Becouse they are bitches or boring as hell.
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Why do you think that a good looking person can’t be nice? When people say things like that, it kind of implies that they’re neither.
Good looking girls often have the problem that they get hit on only by the types who think they’re god’s gift – the type who plays with people and then dumps them.
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Why do you think a person who only attracts horrible people does so because it’s everyone else’s fault?
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You know it girl! T Swift looks like she would be the biggest snooze fest eva! All like “you want to put it where???!!!!” LOL!
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Because looks aren’t everything.
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This^^^. Its kind of ironic that some of my prettiest gf’s have the hardest time maintaining relationships, most usually end with the guy cheating.
Just goes to show looks aren’t everything.
They usually swoon all over them at first b/c of their looks but quickly realize there isnt much underneath all the make-up and glam.
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Because they’re needy as hell. Some girls think they can’t live a single moment without a man (oh, I see others have already said this – well, it can’t be said enough). She’s probably a nice person, but I can see her being super-clingy, calling and texting all day. Sure, guys can be like this too, but we’re talking about her and her long-term dating record.
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Also, some men look for pretty girls to have ontheir arms as a validation of how desireable THEY are. So they upgrade when they can.
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@Kelly: I don’t know anything about her dating record, but if she is limiting herself to hot young guys, or young guys who think they are hot, she is setting herself up for repeated failure. At her age, you’d think she would know better.
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@MrsOdie: To be fair to the guys, some women are only interested in hot men. They are the least stable kind if you are looking for a relationship.
She may need an older guy who is established in a career and isn’t looking for some arm candy he can use to advance his status and dump later when he no longer needs her. This guy sounds like a gutless POS.
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Because guys get attracted to their bodies without really liking their personalities. I would suggest JLH uses a good friend to set her up on blind dates. She simply doesn’t know how to pick them. Also she should withold sex for a month. She seems to really rely on her sexuality to entice a man and that is why it doesn’t last.
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It’s a psychological thing. Most guys can’t believe that they’ve managed to score a beautiful woman so they kind of go on the offensive in case she comes to her senses and dumps him, so the guy saves face by either being the first to dump or by fooling around.
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Because beauty will attract men from all around, and we all know, only about 2% of men are actually of any quality.
So sure, a beautiful girl can get many boyfriends all the time- but 98% of them are text-dumping pear-assing shi! for brains.
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Well said.
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Probably because guys date them because of their beauty. Eventually you do have to like the person you date. They need to stop picking losers and ease into a relationship.
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C’mon, girl, at least wear some sweats that fit when you go out! i’m not a celeb but even on my roughest day i will either wear a little mascara or sunglasses and sweats that fit when I go out.
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STARLET? The woman is 32 yrs. old FFS. Gah, these idiotic tabloids. The woman has been acting for a minimum of FIFTEEN YEARS, hardly a ‘starlet’.
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I was thinking the same thing!
the term “Startlet” has got to have a sort of age limit, right?
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Tell me about it marge. Same goes for Blohan on ROL and TMZ stories. ‘Starlet’, my azz. B!tch hasn’t been a starlet for almost a DECADE.
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I wonder what the go is! She’s such a pretty little thing, very feminine and petite. What one EARTH does she do to chase these men running scared!?
Poor girl, I hope she finds somebody quality soon.
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neediness and desperation is a deal-breaker for most people. She strikes me as very high maintenance. Not in a good way. She must really be freaking out… where did her career go, multiple engagements but no marriage. It’s a vicious circle. If she went a lived on a farm in Montana, raised some chooks and cows and totally chilled for a while she may get her mojo back. Hang on, there aren’t any paps on farms in Montana. Scrap that idea.
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Weird thought. I almost think she would have been happier if it would have worked out with Mayer. He is currently a douche but way back when they seemed genuinely in love and they stayed together a while (a year or two right?) I think they both would have been better off.
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This girl needs to learn how to be single. I don’t mean sitting on a talk show “I’m happy & single…buy my book” No. Really truly single and happy with it.
And for all that is holy buy some makeup that actually matches your skin color! Blending down to your neck doesn’t mean crap if you still have bobble head effect. UGH!
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I completely agree, being on her own for a bit would really be good for her.
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She doesn’t need a boyfriend-she needs some counseling STAT. Stop drowning your sorrows in ice cream-go talk to someone! Figure out why you cannot bear to be alone, and why you’re so needy.
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Damn, she can’t catch a break
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Why do the women always get blamed when relationships don’t work out? JLove needs to stop dating these self-centered, insecure actors. It must be hard for her living right smack in the middle of that toilet called Hollow-wood.
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I’d agree with you if JLH didn’t have a history of the same insanity. She is the common denominator in all of these relationships and some of those guys seemed pretty cool. It’s her. She seems needy, clingy, bossy and thinks sex will get her what she wants.
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I’m no expert in body language. But both pix of ‘em look like she’s pulling away.
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I’m thinking that dude might not like women, period.
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that’s what I’m saying.
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My first thought, too. My gaydar switched on with the first pic of him in the grey sweater and then really heated up when I saw the shot of him with the hat on. wtf?
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She tries to pin them down to commit before even getting to know them. No guy wants to feel like he’s just filling the role of husband, she’s making them feel like any guy will do and there’s nothing special about them.
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Never thought much of this one. Not pretty. Relationship problems accompanied by ballooning weight. Where are her girlfriends?? Girl has problems.
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That is what I was thinking. Her face is butt ugly but her body is nice tho.
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She dated some guy from that 90s boy band, I think it was called LFO and he said on Wendy Williams radio show–back in the day–that she made him wear two condoms because she was paranoid about pregnancy.
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There’s the relationship deal-breaker right there, folks. ha ha ha!!
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I think you’re talking about Rich Cronin.
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Maybe he should have been the one paranoid. TWO condoms, eh? Hmm. Maybe JLH has something she doesn’t want to pass along. I’m just sayin’.
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maybe she’s just not as nice as we think she is…hmmm.
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I’m gonna go with that one. She’s probably not a very nice person.
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oh god. this reminds me of a guy i used to see. he was so needy & suffocating. when i told him to back off he called even more! dumped his ass (which wasn’t cute anyway) & never looked back.
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He looks like a freak.
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I know women like her. They’re all cute and seem nice but they can never keep a man but they always want and need one. Each man is gushed about and shown off but it always lasts a few weeks and ends abrubtly. Then, the man is the worst and creepiest person in the world.
I have a friend that reminds me of JLove. Of course, I only hear her side of the story but have no idea if she’s actually the reason things aren’t working. She’s man repellent for some reason.
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don’t hate the player, hate the game. move on player
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Maybe don’t go for depression-froyo wearing a shirt with your name written on it. In comically oversize letters.
I sort of love her. If only for reppin’ her heartache so openly.
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I have no idea why she can’t find the right guy but I agree that she just needs to be single and happy for awhile. And maybe a little counseling but who knows, she may already do that. For real though, that last guy looked like a douchey try-hard so she’s probably better off without him. And personally, I love that she goes out without makeup. She feels ok like that and I for one would never trash anyone who is comfortable with herself enough to do that. How much work it must be to have to be ‘camera ready’ every time you step out the door. I’ll take this over that make-up whore Kim Kardashian any day.
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Its kinda funny that every time she get’s dumped she goes outside in sweatpants. It makes her look like the break ups make her ass sag with sadness. An ass frowny face.
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She’s too pretty for him, and for the last 3 guys she dated. She needs to up her game. I think she’s smart not marrying any of them, and not having them around for too long. She figured out a long time ago that not having a guy around for too long is a good thing. Next.
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Facially, she might be pretty, but I think many guys would be put off by her weight issues.
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I don’t think her weight issues are enough to deter. She never gets fat, just a little thicker-hipped and larger bottomed. There are def men who would give her a pass for that!
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Too pretty? Obviously you are not paying attention! Her looks have gotten her squat in the man department! You can be a beautiful woman and get the guys wanting you, but sooner or later when the pretty wears off and you have nothing to offer but more pretty, guys lose interest, period. I hate that you are making me defend guys right now, but most dudes want a woman with some substance too. No guy wants to feel like he has to pose all the time and look like the perfect whatever.
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Not her biggest fan and agree she is probably way too needy. Still, it’s never pleasant to be dumped by text. If you’re going to do the deed at least grow a pair and do it face-to-face.
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Bitch is probably scary as hell when she gets angry. Best way to avoid a psycho bitch is to break it off by text or phone.
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i think it’s all her mother’s fault– for naming her Love. it made her think her ass is all hearts and flowery and valentiney. If her mother had named her Jennifer Mildred she might be settled down with a nice guy, getting roles as a serious actress, instead of flitting about thinking she’s a special little tinkerbell of romance.
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“…it made her think her ass is all hearts and flowery and valentiney”.
I think we are soul sisters because I was thinking the same damn thing. LMAO!!!!
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“instead of flitting about thinking she’s a special little tinkerbell of romance.”
LMAO!! So effin True.
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Beautifully stated!
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Since she got this last man she hasn’t been spotted in public much looking like hell…she’d been thinning up and actually looking prettier. Now she’s back to this mess??? Girl…get a hold of yourself!
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It’s just a matter of time before we’ll be seeing pics of her in those goddawful mumus again…
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He isn’t even cute anyway, so move on girlfriend! Go score yourself someone hotter!
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Poor girl.
I think she should take 2 years of no dating. Work on her career. Do something other than talk to dead people who haven’t crossed over.
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I wish I could “like” comments. Exactly what I think! Take 2 years off! And do nothing even. Just focus on YOURSELF. Maybe no career stuff even. Just chill, journal, pray, relax, maybe some counselling, taking it easy, etc. Get men off your mind. No even just “we’re talking” guys even….Take 2 years off and
just BE. I am strong proponent of this, especially for women that have had multiple boyfriends in the past and/or date back to back to back! You are not doing yourself any favour.
Hopefully she takes this advice, especially now that her mom just passed…
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What about college? That also opens up
new opportunites for people!
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I don’t know why people are saying that she can’t keep a man. Lots of chicks in Hollywood serial date. At least she doesn’t marry these guys.
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It’s because she seems to fall apart after every break up, no matter how short the relationship. She is desperate with a capital D!!
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Another part of the problem is that immediately after finding a guy, she talks about him in the media, shows up on red carpets with him, etc.
Take it down a notch, woman! She needs to give a relationship some time to work before trotting him out to the masses as her next boyfriend that she’s desperately in love with.
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Maybe she’s a class A clinger? I get that vibe.
Who cares if a woman has a boyfriend or husband. Too many women allow their lives to revolve around guys. They’re fun to be around, but happiness can be found elsewhere too.
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OMG…thank you for this comment. I was thinking the same thing. So many commenters are calling her clingy and desperate—-but most of those comments ends with how she should be to keep a man. 21st Century people…she doesn’t NEED a man. (I get that she may think so….but do we all need to think that too?)
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He looks like a kid. At least he didn’t blow her off in crayon.
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He looks like one of the NKOTB – New Kids On The Block (there’s a blast from the past). I’m no fan of hers but I don’t hate her either. She needs to aim higher than this sad sack of boyish blah. Maybe she needs a more mature adult male, someone to bring out her mature womanly side.
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I get a whiff of eau d’ desperation here. She reeks of it.
To be dumped by text means he couldn’t even bear to see her one last time.
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She just needs to stop looking for love. Throw your hands up in the air and say “F it! If it happens, it happens; if it doesn’t it doesn’t.”
That’s inevitably the time love comes knocking on your door.
(I speak from experience. I told God I was fine with raising my 2 kids by myself, and maybe once they’d graduated and moved out I would consider dating again. BAM! Met hubs less than a month later.)
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Happy Thansgiving Belle! Missing our comraderie. Good Lord, when is that twit going to do something, ANYTHING! I’m in such withdrawls, I almost don’t know what to do with myself.
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The whole “you’ll find someone when you stop looking” bit is trite as hell… but it is so true! I got out of a really awful relationship, got a puppy, took her to the dog park a LOT, & met my husband there! I had literally zero expectations when we met, but 5ish years & one baby later I don’t regret one second spent chasing my puppy around. J.Love – Get a dog! They will love you unconditionally & may lead you to your soul mate!
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I would probably not go out for ice cream with no make up and unflattering clothes if I just got dumped via text and I knew people would know and be taking pics of me looking sad and lame. But not J-Love! I think she imagines her life is being narrated by Bridget Jones, she’s hilarious.
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Lol. You are probably right.
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THIS is the kind of attitude that grows when the people who tell you how great you are, are usually your mom, your agent, your manager, your fans (who don’t know you), random dudes who just wanna smash. Where are her BFFs? A woman has to have lady friends. They are the ones that will pop that balloon when you are feeling yourself just a bit too much for reality.
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Boyfriend is a pig. A gentleman has the courage to face you in person to break up with you. A low life sends you a text.
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Absolutely. She’s lucky to be rid of him even if sh doesn’t know it yet.
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This guy looked all wrong for her, and waaay too young. She has odd taste in men, seems to want someone less famous
and much younger. Dude looks about 15 years old
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Excuse me? She’s not a starlet, she’s a bonafide actress AND 32 years old! Plus why do you assume she’s let herself go? Just because she’s been pictured eating ice-cream without makeup? Bitching about nothing are we???
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She should try dating middle aged producers instead of up and coming actors. Better chance getting a ring put on it.
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This is just my opinion but for what it’s worth, that guy (Jarod is it?) he’s gay, so thank god she’s rid of him. She should be celebrating.
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Wow these guys must have high self-esteem. I’d marry her now and I haven’t even met her.
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I’ve always thought JLH was smokin hot. If this punk Jarod Einsohn wasn’t an actor he couldn’t get laid with a fist full of hundreds. Jennifers problem is she falls for guys way beneath her station.
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…I used to know her. Not very well but I was friends with her. Honestly this isn’t much of a surprise. Yeah I’ve yet to see a photo that does her justice but she’s also a very egotistical, superficial, and self absorbed person. Her biggest problem is she’s terrified to be alone.
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