A few days ago, I saw some photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt looking rough and eating ice cream (photos at the end of the post). My first thought was, “Bitch, where’s your bandage dress now?” My second thought was, “Girl, do you have your period? I’ll let you borrow some Midol, hon.” It didn’t even occur to me that Jennifer Love was drowning her sorrows in her favorite drug of choice, Pinkberry. But she was! According to In Touch Weekly, J.Love just got dumped. AGAIN. This time by that very young-looking boy-toy, Jarod Einsohn. Jarod and Jennifer lasted about three months together. And Jarod dumped her via text message. OH GIRL NO.
Jennifer Love Hewitt might just be the most unlucky-in-love Hollywood starlet! Her latest boyfriend, 27-year-old actor Jarod Einsohn, has broken up with her — via text message, a source tells In Touch exclusively.
Despite having a dating-advice book, The Day I Shot Cupid, the 32-year-old actress has had a string of boyfriends that all seem to dead end in a breakup. In the past year alone, Jen Love has dated or been linked with Alex Beh, The Bachelorette’s Ben Flajnik and Jarod, and all those relationships abruptly ended.
A source claims to In Touch, “She cannot keep a boyfriend. She is very overbearing, and if things don’t go her way, she becomes a diva and flips out.”
Jarod and Jennifer had been dating since August.
[From In Touch Weekly]
Poor J. Love. I mean, she’s insane and she’s basically repelling men at this point, but I still want her to do well. Remember when she used to date famous guys? And nowadays, she’s just dating dudes that are trying to be actors but barely have an IMDB page. You’d think her casting couch would be a little bit more efficient, but I guess even out-of-work actors run screaming from the “gig” of “dating Jennifer Love Hewitt” when she starts talking about all of the rings she has pre-selected at Tiffany’s.
Here are those photos of J.Love shame-spiraling post-breakup. Think of your extensive collection of bandage dresses, J.Love! DON’T SPIRAL. Get out the vajazzler and find someone new.
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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