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After walking their first red carpet together as a pregnant couple two nights ago, Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson spent all of yesterday getting photographed in NYC. I swear, Jessica had three costume changes. Which is fine – whatever farty wants, farty shall have. Jess and Eric still look really happy together. I actually think they look even more loved up now that Jessica is knocked up. It pleases me that Eric seems like the kind of guy who is going to stick around, and that he actually likes being around Jessica, although I still kind of wonder if Eric “tricked” (TRAPPED) Jessica into this pregnancy in lieu of getting a job. Now his full-time job is “Jessica Simpson’s fiancé/baby-daddy.” Which I’m sure pays well.
By the way, you know how Beyonce is more than eight months pregnant right now (hahahahahahaa)? Well, Jessica has said that she’s DUE IN THE SPRING. Seriously. Meaning late March, early April. Meaning she’s only five months pregnant right now? Those Simpson girls get big bumps early, don’t they?
Photos courtesy of Fame & Pacific Coast News.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Eric Johnson, Jessica Simpson
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Bless her fart, I mean heart.
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LMAO!
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I hope he treats her right she looks very happy and she deserves it!
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I agree too.. I always liked her.. good luck to her
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Dang! I have never been a huge jessica fan, but I am digging her pregnancy style. She’s looking great; pregnancy definitely suits her.
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i bet she is gonna be a great mama!
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Awesome story title!
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Wat a glowing pregnant woman
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She’s never looked better.
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agree. she looks great – happy and healthy.
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Can u stop calling her farty? It grosses me out especially so early in the morn.
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I agree. Plus it just seems disrespectful, and for no good reason. It’s kinda just mean girlish.
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WORD, it was funny under certain circumstances but sort of lame to to do it every time.
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Agreed. This is just mean spirited. She’s pregnant – your body goes all kinds of crazy when you’re going to have a baby.
Even if she weren’t preggers, this kind of thing is still pretty grade school.
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I agree. It’s not funny. It’s rather childish, and yes, mean-girlish.
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YES!! Thank you all for saying this. It is really mean and unnecessary.
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Can u stop calling her farty? It grosses me out especially so early in the a.m.
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Oh come on, it’s really funny!!! Makes me giggle to myself every time!!!
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Oh boy. If she’s only 5 months now….she is going to be reaaalllllly uncomfortable by spring.
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She has been beautiful pregnant, which shocks me, because when she was chunky and nonpregnant her face and neck got really big and square. She was not as pretty. So being far along in pregnancy it has shocked me how thin her face looks.
What does he do? Anything?
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She has a faboulous skin!
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I might quite possibly be the only person on earth who is more excited about Jessica’s pregnancy than Beyonce’s (Or the Kardashian sister) but I can’t help it. I feel like she deserves happiness and I hope she has it.
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AND…she looks amazing in the pics of her in that black dress.
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hmm… in the spring she says… that’s assuming she doesn’t think February is spring…
I think she’s further along than she’s letting on.. Remember the low key way in which she announced?..
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Maybe she thinks spring means Feb 21, not Mar 21.
Anyway, even if her dd was late March, that would mean that she is around maybe 28ish weeks, leaving her 12ish to go. Remember, gestation is usually 40 weeks; even though most of us refer to it as nine months, it’s not 36 weeks.
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I used to think this woman couldn’t dress to save her life & I couldn’t get how she was making big $$$ in fashion. Now she’s preggos and her outfits look awesome!…Huh?
Wish her man would make a little more effort though : (
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She’s due in the spring?!?!? I’m due April 1st and I’m less than half that size. I assume she must look so big because she’s short. She looks great and for her own sake, I hope she’s actually due a bit earlier than that, or she’s going to be really uncomfortable!
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Seriously! I’m due in March and my bump is like 1/4 that size. She had some belly to begin with.
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What do you guys make of her ultra-blonde hair?
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I think her hair looks like crap. Those phony looking extensions don’t even match. I’m so sick of this droopy long hair look. If she would get rid of the extensions, the color she has for her real hair is kind of pretty.
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well she cant stop talking about farts and gross stuff thats why we call her farty!! lol
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Ever since that story ran about her passing wind in a meeting…it’s hard to look at her any other way but gaseous. Maybe she has IBS.
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bless her heart. and good for them, they seem very happy. i hope he makes a good stay at home dad (they only get crap for him being a gold digger because he’s a guy, plenty of women do it – let’s make that an equal opportunity “profession”, since these days plenty of women, like jess, can make shitloads of money.)
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White Trash with Money. Period.
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All i can see in these pics are her mismatched extensions! Why do women do that to themselves!??
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