Courtney Stodden wears a prom dress to a paparazzi photo shoot


Here’s Courtney Stodden at The Grove in Hollywood, trotting around in a bizarre black satin high cut v-neck dress with a beaded waistline. She’s dressed relatively demurely, for her, although she needs to step up her bra game. You can see her bra around the back and sides. Also, her shoes are too small and her toes are hanging over the edge. This must be what Courtney meant when she said she wanted to “bring back the classy beautiful edge of old Hollywood.” This is her warped adolescent idea of classy and beautiful. You might assume that she was going out to an event or formal dinner in this prom dress and stripper heels, but her much older husband wore a knit cap, jeans and a ratty t-shirt with a leather jacket over it. This was all about the photo op, and they were as unapologetic about it as they are about their creepy marriage.


I really hope this means that their reality show, potentially with VH1, is a no-go and they’re getting desperate. Almost all the photo agencies have these pictures and they usually stage exclusives with one agency.


A lot of outlets are running Courtney’s anti-”bullying” YouTube video as if it’s new. She uploaded it on December 12, 2010 and I first watched it right around the time she hit the scene. It’s kind of funny to hear her promote herself and then claim that the people who point out how ridiculous she is are “bullying” and “jealous.”


Meanwhile check out her latest tweets. They’re disgusting eulogies to the holiday with some bible verses interspersed. It’s like holding mass at seedy strip club. She practically described fellating Santa:

My favorite is this one: “Foxy Santa: Your frosty facial goodness completed w/all of your frisky fine fun bags makes me feel erotically flirtatious & festively feisty.” At least she’s literate and knows how to alliterate.

Photo credit: WENN and Fame

 

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  1. dcdiva says:

    I feel like I’ll get crabs just from *looking* at her! Ick, nast

  2. Redheadwriter says:

    At least she wears a bra. Got that much going for her!

  3. bea says:

    Somebody has been to the thrift store!

  4. Esmom says:

    I have no words. I can’t believe I’m saying this but they make the Kardashians seem normal. When are their 15 minutes going to be up?

  5. dorothy says:

    What an idiot. Trailer trash.

  6. brin says:

    Cheap is just too mild a word for these two. Skeevy, that’s better!

  7. Amanda says:

    I wish these two would just go away!

  8. Bad Fairy says:

    Must not click. Must not click…

  9. CookieJar says:

    She looks drunk/high. Or faking it to get a spot on celebrity rehab.
    The guy looks like he hasn’t had a shower this week.

  10. DorothyZbornak says:

    Courtney Stodden: When “Word of the Day” Calendars Go Horribly Wrong

    Also, I’m sure by “old Hollywood” she means 1980s Sunset Strip, since she looks like a reject from a Motley Crue video.

  11. juju says:

    This chick is so coked up, it is so obvious !!! OMG I am so sick of these two creepy fools !!!! Please make it stop !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Franny says:

    I don’t even know how to describe how she writes her tweets. They just don’t even make sense. Its like that Stodden translate twitter. like wtf is a levitating lap? is she saying boner? wtf.

  13. Quest says:

    I felt really nausiated when I saw these pics, they are so vile looking and cannot dress for an occasion no matter what.

  14. heatheradair says:

    I heard someone suggest at some point that it wasn’t so much IMPLANTS she’s parading around, as it is the most ridiculously engineered bra(s) known to man, padded beyond belief.

    I almost believe that (ultra sound or not) because bitch is NEVER without her clear bra straps, and, the beauty of most implants is that they have a BIT of lift on their own and an industrial bra is not ALWAYS required. Looking at the way her “classy” dress fits around the bust makes me think “NASA BRA” is part of the situation.

    Noticed lately that in every picture of them, “Husband” is gripping her arm like she’s ready to bolt if he doesn’t have her by the armband…..

  15. constance says:

    I don’t think she writes those tweets.

    Her oral speaking skills lack any notion of that vocabulary. She also lacks a lot of, je ne sais quoi, humanity.

  16. midnightmoon says:

    her hair is fried. and there is NO WAY that girl is writing those tweets. they sound like a male perv is writing them. Doug? is that YOU? yikes-a-mundo. i miss tila tequila. at least she had a sense of humor about herself. now THAT was a carwreck i could watch. this girl just makes me nauseous.

  17. Cat says:

    That pic where she’s kissing him and kneeing him in the groin at the same time is freakin’ hilarious.

  18. Danziger says:

    Have you guys noticed that in almost all papparazzi pictures of these two together include Dough dragging the lizard girl around by her upper arm like some sort of a control freak?

    Oh yeah, you guys noticed it all right. :D

  19. Linnie says:

    I can’t even imagine kissing that nasty little man’s squishy-looking lips.

    The best part of this will be when this faux marriage begins to unravel as he tires of living with someone that can’t pronounce the word “real” and she begins to succumb to the attention of much younger and taller men in her continuous search for vag scratchers.

  20. amanda says:

    I didn’t think it possible, but this couple makes me miss Speidi.

  21. Kelly says:

    She really makes my life complete, LOL. She’s so peculiar it’s hard to believe she exists.

    The bra is ALWAYS showing, and her litle piggies are ALWAYS hanging off the edge of her stripper-shoes. It must be part of her total “look,” along with the frosty lipstick, the “elegant” armband, and the busted weave (oh, sorry – forgot that her hair is “rill”!).

    The tweets are awesome. I love that the one about giving Santa a chubbie (*shudder*) is juxtaposed with the Bible quote.

  22. brin says:

    Hope they make it to their first anniversary. Is the first “paper”?
    Let’s get them a barf bag (and not an empty one either).

  23. DeE says:

    This is not what she was born “for”, rather she was “created”, since groomed can’t be used in this instance, by her Frankenmom. Child abuse!!!!!!

  24. Cindy says:

    She’s trying so hard to bring the sexy in the top photo, but it just looks like she’s kneeing him in the crotch. Which would be the first smart thing she’s done in this whole fiasco, if it really was happening.

  25. texasmom says:

    I like how EVERY other person in these photos is wearing a jacket and many have on hats… and she is just hanging out all around.

    And I am never going to read another tweet from her because it’s entirely possible this chick could single-handedly ruin Christmas!!

  26. Kate says:

    At this point, I am totally convinced this is all one giant publicity stunt.

  27. madpoe says:

    Like a vibrator that’s always on, eventually the batteries dies out.

    And with the trillion dozen lipstick colors why the frosty vanilla cupcake smear one?

    NOTE: the arm grab continues from creepy grandpa

  28. Dagny says:

    Can’t he make an effort to wear something more dressy, so they match?

  29. Girl says:

    Yes. Classy and elegant. Does this child own one outfit that does not put the general public within mere millimeters of seeing her snatch? These people, mommy included, need to drop off the face of the earth.

  30. I.want.shoes says:

    Her bras are so padded they could stop bullets.

    Nothing says classy, old Hollywood glamour like the knee-to-the-groin pose.

    And what’s with him holding on to her arm- is he blind? I think she’s the one dressing him. I don’t recall him being so much into gangster-meets-hell’s-angels wear earlier on.

  31. bored says:

    Terrible, terrible bra… obviously they can’t even afford a stylist of skeeve.

    • Booboocita says:

      Isn’t that the problem, ultimately? The money is running out. Grandpa wasn’t all that successful an actor to begin with, and Skankie’s parents were never more than middle class, as far as I can tell. They don’t have enough money for a stylist, or couture (whoever said that dress was purchased at Goodwill was spot-on), or a hairdresser, or any of the other people Hollywood starlets with some success employ to help them look good. So Skankie and her mom are left to create what they apparently think is a “klassy” look. Ick …

  32. GiGi says:

    Well, at least she kept her thesaurus from Junior English…

  33. ellie66 says:

    she looks like a 90s porn star also acts like one and her ummmm husband looks creepier by the moment. if they dont get a show as soon as she turns 18 shes gonna do pornos alot of pornos. Vivid video will be calling soon.

  34. Kit says:

    OMG those tweets!!!
    How can you be ‘elegantly bound’ with whips and chains?
    Who writes these tweets? Some huge 45 year old geeky male virgin who hasn’t been away from his PC for 5 years?

  35. heebeegeebee says:

    In what world is THAT a prom dress??? What I find funny is how over the top obvious they are, and the paparazzi/tabloids just lap it up.

  36. Miffits says:

    ‘Levitating Lap’…. good God I love this girl’s twitter.

  37. fabgrrl says:

    Well that is one classy, beautiful. “old Hollywood” dress. Tell me you couldn’t see Ava Gardner, Lauren Bacall, or Hedy Lamarr in that gown. Bra exposed, vadge all flapping in the wind. Oh and her visible roots, the too small shoes, being squired around by a man in jeans, t-shirt and a beanie. She’s got it down!

  38. Kitty says:

    She makes me queasy. I don’t know whether I should pity or scorn her.

  39. judyjudy says:

    He looks smug and she looks desperate. Someone please rescue this girl.

  40. Newtsgal says:

    OK if creepy guy hadn’t jumped in and married what’s her name….I know in my heart of heart, that she would have been the biggest slut in the trailer park

  41. Anastasia says:

    What’s with the broken pieces of her hair on the top? Is her hair breaking off now?

  42. Lee says:

    I’m actually nauseous from this post. The pics were bad enough – but the creepy old-pervert written tweets are bringing it home.

  43. ShanKat says:

    Her pimp/mother is writing those terrible traumatic tweets.

    I still want to cry for Courtney. Dough (Danziger, that’s genius) should be arrested. And sexily sodomized by coercive criminals.

  44. Happy21 says:

    Its like a train wreck or a car cash, I cannot just NOT! I won’t click it, I won’t click it…Then I do and I then I feel like I need to have a shower and wash the filth away, especially my poor eyes!

  45. JaneWonderfalls says:

    Her wearing a prom dress is a great symbol for her youth stolen, and pimped out by adults. I swear people in the entertainment industry have no shame with pedophilia.

  46. ... says:

    She never takes of that GD swirly arm band (circa spring beak 1997) or, literally, that ONE black miracle bra with clear straps. This is her tackiest look yet. Halter “formal” dress with non-halter bra sticking out. My husband and I cannot handle herand her adderal twitches.

  47. Mish says:

    In the last pic, it looks like one of her legs has completely disappeared.

  48. laylajane says:

    Why does Kaiser keep posting stories about this meth TRANNY and her drug dealer?? Someone call the police the family sold their son for drugs AGAIN!!!Now the drug dealer is dressing him as a woman!!!

    Why does she look so used up?? I look younger than her an I’m 37!!!!

  49. wtf? says:

    …all that is wrong in America….summed up in 2 people….ugh

  50. theaPie says:

    This is why I think her boobs are most likely real. Because she has to wear so much freakin’ support all the time to get them ‘up and out there’. Women with implants don’t need that kind of help because the majority of implants are either partially or completely under the chest muscle, which acts like a 24/7 bra.

  51. janie says:

    She totally stuffs! Not implants, and not just padding–if you look at the first and last photos, there’s some white material coming out of her black bra on the side. REALLLY hoping that’s toilet paper hahaha

    I’m thinking she just watched this video and decided to make it into her daily routine:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HErdtVkR3Nw

  52. Stacia says:

    LOL in the 5th pic.. look at her toes hanging off the edge of her hooker shoes!

  53. Beth says:

    I don’t know which of them looks more ridiculous, her with her bra straps showing, too small shoes and kneeing her husband in the groin, or him dressed as a 20-something when he’s clearly old enough to be the father of one.

    Please don’t feed the attention whores!

  54. Helen R.S. says:

    She really doesn’t *get* bras does she?

  55. jenny says:

    I love how this is the most commented story for today :)

    • Kelly says:

      I was thinking the exact same thing!! I saw the numbers, and I thought, Yeah, Courtney! Beat that Angelina! After all, all Angelina has done is written and directed a film, done human rights work with the UN, and raised a family. That’s NOTHING compared to your sleeping til noon, getting your housemaid to clean up after your feathers and self-tanner sludge, and getting your ghost-tweeter to come up with utterly and vaguely filthy nonsense. Oh, and then posing in your DEBs glitter gown on the boardwalk.

  56. Sassy says:

    First, she has the ugliest lips/mouth ever! Combine that with her ridiculous “sessy” mouth movements and you get major fugalicious happening. Icky.

    Second, I totally agree with everyone who is commenting that she HAS to be wearing an industrial strength bra (or multiple bras) and/or major padding. Even if she has implants, she’s also doing other weird things to make those boobs appear even larger.

    Third, girl is definitely on something. Coke? Pills? Meth? I don’t know, but SOMETHING.

    Fourth thing – she is NOT writing those tweets. Some of them have words that I’m certain she would have no clue what they mean. And what the fuck is a “levitating lap?” Huh?

    Fifth point – WEAR STRIPPER SHOES THAT FUCKING FIT YOUR FEET. Jesus.

  57. leslilly says:

    I really wonder what happened to this girl. Crappy parenting? An obsession with fame (that has apparently paid off, in her mind)? It’s sad.

  58. Arock says:

    The frosted lip stick, the 40% peroxide hair, the arm band (and I don’t mean that queeny husband), the gypsy wedding garb and shoes…..*grabs popcorn and settles in*….I don’t care if she is seventeen all I want for Xmas is a holiday special from these two.
    If she came out with a perfume it’d be called “vaccinate” and smell like cheap carpeting and vagasil.

  59. jenny says:

    In the fourth picture they kind of look the same age.

  60. laylajane says:

    The first picture what guy stands with his feet together like that??? He is totally awkward with her, he may be GAY. I see no chemistry, this is for the cameras ONLY.

    Do they have a show yet or are they still shopping for one?

  61. Freakieness says:

    This girl disgusts me, and why she’s kissing Mickey Rourke??

  62. Aly says:

    Oh please don’t let them get a reality show.

  63. Havik says:

    You know what? I don’t think they met online. I think he dug her up in a time capsule from the late 1980s.

  64. Cookie says:

    Does creepy Doug write the tweets? Think about that, it makes this even more revolting.

  65. icinia says:

    This child has been taught to base her self esteem all on her looks and sexual attractiveness. What a wreck she will be when she is older and men no longer find her attractive in any respect.

  66. Nia says:

    All kidding aside, I just hope they are not actually intimate. The whole idea of this couple really should be brought before the court even with her age and parental permission. Is there anything that could be done to bring charges to her parents for exploitation and some type of misconduct? I just find this situation very disturbing.

  67. Orange Cone says:

    this reminds me of Brit Brit and Adnan Ghalib

  68. the original bellaluna says:

    She is just SO. GROSS.

  69. Camille says:

    Yuck.

    In some of those photos Courtney looks like a dude. Just sayin’.

  70. mamabird says:

    Holy Christ. Are you effing kidding me? The dress, the shoes, the purse..WTF is that thing on her arm? I don’t know even where to begin with those tweets. Seriously what effing planet is she from?

  71. bondbabe says:

    I had a bag almost exactly like that…in 1983!!!

    So I’m guessing that bringing back “old Hollywood” means shopping at vintage stores for 1980s crap??!

  72. Hellen says:

    I swear she does not write those tweets herself, I don’t think she has the brainpower for alliteration. I am betting it all on douchebag hubby and famewhore mom being behind this whole thing.

  73. Lisa says:

    What the hell is wrong with this girl.

  74. Jenn12 says:

    I try so hard not to laugh at those tweets because she’s just a (married) kid, but they’re just so freaking hilarious. Is she TRYING to be funny? The guy at thesuperficial.com mocks those tweets in the funniest way- I actually laugh out loud.

  75. lakemom says:

    Have you ever noticed the expression on the people’s faces in the background whenever these photos show up? There is always someone looking at them like wtf?

    And does this girl only own the one pair of shoes? She seems to be wearing the same hooker shoes in every photo op.

    I don’t understand her apparent ambition to be a porn star. I foresee a very sad life for this girl. Her mother should rot in hell for doing this to her.

  76. tmbg says:

    I had a doll named Darci in the 80s and I swear she had a very similar outfit, complete with silver hooker heels. This girl looks like she stepped off The Love Boat.

  77. bettyrose says:

    I have never seen a picture of these two where he seems to be at all into this girl. Playing a character and posing stiffly with her, sure, but not actually wanting to touch her.

  78. Leah says:

    I was going to ask why he’s always got the death grip on her arm, but everyone answered it before me. This whole situation is just sad to me. :-(

  79. Nan says:

    good god~that is truly the most pathetic thing I’ve heard/seen or had the misfortune to even know about…can I dump this from my memory bank?

  80. sarah says:

    this whole thing just makes me sick. this girl and that guy are pathetic. I’m 21 and would never want to be with a guy that old, not for a publicity stunt and definitly not for real. All people involved should be b**** slapped.

  81. Kosmos says:

    Is she a typical sociopath personality? How about narcissism? Does anyone know? These people love attention and seem to have no sense of appropriateness. Only the need to be everywhere and BIG. I’ll have to read up on this.

  82. sarah says:

    btw her dress looks tacky and cheap. Not cheap in a good- thrift store kind of way either.

  83. weeble says:

    Experiencing vertigo and vitriol from this vomitus vestige of various vag vagaries, I hold tightly to the sides of my porcelain lover, ready to flush away my disdain for this spectacle.

    I love the tweets, but feel sorry for the girl. coked up Courtney clings closely to his clueless codger for copious coitus. Yuck.

  84. JPX says:

    In a way I actually feel sorry for this girl. She is so stupid that she does not realize that she is absolutely ruining her life. First of all, this marriage will not last, we all know that. Second of all, she is showing the world that she is a sleazy idiot with every picture and Tweet. I predict an Anna Nichole Smith career trajectory and outcome for her.

  85. paola says:

    i think i’ll call her Slutty Claus instead of Kitty Claus, it suits her better.