“Rachel Zoe’s botox face will eat your soul” Links


Rachel Zoe will eat your soul. How shiny and smooth does she look? [Popsugar]
What the hell? Ryan Seacrest could replace Matt Lauer on Today. [Videogum]
Lady Gaga on paying taxes: “I had to get wasted first,” “it’s a lot of money” [Radar]
Outrageous stories of dating guys in the finance industry, includes e-mails [Gawker]
Helen Mirren is giving away her famous red bikini [Celebslam]
I’m not a fan of Claire Danes’ red doily dress, but the Fug Girls like it [Go Fug Yourself]
Amber Portwood got in a hair-pulling girl fight at iHop [Amy Grindhouse]
Kate Beckinsale has a lot of action films coming up [Moe Jackson]
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s divorce is finalized [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Passive aggressive gifts for jerks. [Jezebel]
Carla Bruni goes out with her baby girl, Giulia [INFDaily]
Thoughts on Amy Winehouse’s posthumous album [PopBytes]
Miranda Kerr’s bikini body in Grazia [Hollywood Rag]
Mindy Kalling gets her own cartoon on NBC primetime! [LimeLife]
Forbes top 10 bang for the buck actors [Celebs]
Kitties and puppies in stockings! [CityRag]
The Farrelly brothers’ Three Stooges trailer [Starpulse]

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  1. brin says:

    Forget the botox face…I went straight to the kitties and puppies in stockings link….sooo adorable!

  2. Denise says:

    Yowza! That is some face!

  3. mew says:

    She looks pretty bad.. but she was worse with the creases she had before, looking like 80-year-old.

    • mollie says:

      I was going to say this too. If ever there were someone who needed some tox, it was her. It’s actually a little better now.

  4. Lisa says:

    oh my gosh, that’s just tragic

  5. benny says:

    This is what happens when women lie about their age (in her case, taking 10 years or more off), and then they have to try to keep up the lie.

  6. RobN says:

    While I hate botox, I don’t think the shininess of this picture has anything to do with that. It’s just the lighting combined with her make-up. That being said, I do kind of love her husband; I’ve got a thing for the scruffy look and I like the way he dresses.

  7. truthful says:

    walking corpse

  8. Happy21 says:

    Wow that is freaky. I wonder if it would crack if she smiled?

  9. Michelle says:

    She looks like a bad wax figure at Madame Tussauds.

  10. Iggles says:

    She resembles a raisin..

    Seriously, I don’t understand why Roger isn’t doing more to make sure his wife is healthy! She needs rehab for her obvious eating disorder..

    • benny says:

      I agree. It’s the same with that Rancic lady. While we don’t know all the causes behind an eating disorder, my guess is that being on a reality tv shows certainly contributes to it. The camera adds 10-20 pounds, so I can image how that affects a woman with an already skewed body image. I think the first thing the husbands should do is put a stop to the show while they address the eating disorder. A wife’s health should be a higher priority than whatever income/publicity they get from a tv show.

      • alexandra says:

        That is a silly statement. “A wife’s health blah blah”
        It is the same thing as addiction, unless a person wants to change their habits. It won’t work. The amount of denial a person with an eating disorder is under. It cannot match anybody’s good intentions.

  11. laylajanelovesgossip says:

    She is a celebrity stylist WTF??? It that kinda like the beautician with her hair in a greasy ponytail??

    She looks like $hit style-wise, since when is having the body of a 10 boy attractive??? No wonder her hubby is gay, he has to be to want to sleep with THIS!!!

    • WillyNilly says:

      You must live under a rock (or are male). She actually is a wonderful stylist although she tends to over-boho herself.

      And all models look like 10 year old boys.

  12. april says:

    She lost the character in her face without her creases around her mouth. .

    • hstl1 says:

      Her mouth looks like a puckered a-hole and still does. She just isn’t smiling in this picture and she has some creepy granny neck going on too.

  13. Rhiley says:

    The emails about dating financials professionals are riveting. Some of the women seem a little off their rockers as well. Like the woman who slept with the guy just see how bad it would be. Crazy. I liked the Atlas Shrugged comment as well. All douchebag fox news type love Atlas Shrugged.

    • Kelly says:

      I agree – those emails were AMAZING! I especially liked the questionnaire where he demanded specific examples, dates and places, and ratings, and even gave her a due date! And demanded an apology. That is totally 100% psycho. However, it is striking that some of those relationships lasted up to 2 years – as in the example of the questionnaire guy, he must be like that all the time, no? How could anyone stand to be with someone like that for so long?

    • RobN says:

      Wow, a bunch of women dating guys based only on their paycheck don’t actually like them once they get to know them. Hard to figure out whom to dislike in this scenario.

    • WillyNilly says:

      Really? I love Atlas Shrugged and am as liberal as they come.

  14. CTgirl says:

    Kids, this is what a 50 calorie a day diet, chain smoking, and living for fashion do to a body.

  15. Rachel says:

    Geez, those eyes… she looks like she’s trying to use her psychic powers to melt the flesh from my face.

  16. Cidee says:

    Scary? possibly. Better? DEFINITELY! She looked 150 beofre she had this work done. B*tch needs to eat a carb or two.

  17. Hautie says:

    I am truly amazed that Zoe has not gotten that faced tweaked. Botox does not remove the slack skin. And as obsessed as she is with thinness, she seems not to give a shit that her face belongs to a 55 year old. (And she is just 40!)

    Nicole Richie had the same, old wrinkle face, when she was at the height of starving. Since she added a little weight, her faced filled back in. And Nicole is still tiny-tiny. But doesn’t look like a bag of bones.

    Even during Rachel’s pregnancy, when she had put on a good 5-6 pounds… her face never improved. She looked like a pregnant 55 year old.

    I also suspect her husband wants her this thin. He is such a douchey acting individual. The kind of individual that would tell her she looks a little thick and needs to drop 10 pounds.

  18. tmbg says:

    What is the most tragic about that picture is the lipstick color. Dark lipstick like that rarely looks good. It’s incredibly aging. If she switched to something lighter, it would give her a whole new look.

    The center part is kind of severe too, while I’m on the subject…

  19. GirlyGirl says:

    Yeesh, I thought she was scary before.

    She sure looks startled, a lot, in every pic, for the rest of time.

  20. Lee says:

    Actually I do like her…it’s just the lipstick is wayyy too red and harsh on her….okay, she is botoxed to the max, but really most of us would do it if we had the money.

  21. HadleyB says:

    I think she looks better. Better than she looks without Botox.

    Hope she keeps it up.

    Alas everyone ages as they hit 30 — you start losing fat in your face .. slowly but it happens to everyone. Even if you don’t have any wrinkles on your face – you just don’t have that youthful plumpness you did at 21 anymore.. everyone sags. Just at different rates.

    • Snowflake says:

      totally! but it happened to me at about 34. it seemed like one day i woke up and had bags under my eyes and looked so old. lots of moisturizer and eye cream help..but it still sucks!oh and i gained back a few of the pounds i lost, that helped too.

  22. Lisa says:

    A soul has too many calories, she won’t want it.

  23. Happymom says:

    I don’t know guys-I see a lot of wrinkles there. I think she’s just really, really, really, really thin. She’s a whackadoodle-but I must admit that she seems like an adoring mother and that kind of warmed me up to her.

  24. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    The lady’s got trippin eyes – for some reason I’d like to see her in a debate with Kirstie Alley, it would also be cool for Rachel to design a gown for Kirstie since Rachel is a good stylist.

  25. bea says:

    I think it’s nice nice that he went out with his mom.

  26. Assistantrachel says:

    Holy Botox!

  27. teehee says:

    Ach I love Sasso, and his performance s always amazing and 100%, but the comedy of the Stooges movie is just lacking. Its a little too dumb and lacking maybe that rebellion or thug 30’s feel that the original had– I dunno Im trying to put my finger on whats wrong in that trailer. It just seems too thin and empty to me somehow.

  28. Callumna says:

    It’s not one of the links, but Bravo and Andy Cohen have sunk to their lowest yet.

    They’re running ads for a vodka company sponsored New Year’s Eve drinkathon hosted by one housewife: that one.

    The Beverly Hills troubled woman who drank and slurred her speech and stumbled around loaded because her con artist husband was beating her before his hanging suicide that the reality show helped bring on. They show the vodka ad before the re-run of the very show that escalated the situation and made him choose suicide.

    So instead of recovering from the hurricane of disaster that is her life, she’ll be hosting a vodka party?

    The whole channel’s getting as toxic as E with the Kartrash clan.

  29. Madchen says:

    Wow, I thought it was Nicole Kidman there for a minute.

  30. texasmom says:

    Imagine being her little baby and having THAT face look down at you! Yikes!

  31. Hanna says:

    Woah! That face…
    Her husband is weird looking with that mushroom hair.

  32. TXCinderella says:

    Looks like raisen face has def had some work done. You can tell she’s a smoker by her wrinkled upper lip.

  33. fancyamazon says:

    I will never understand how anyone can look at her and then accept fashion advice.

  34. Stacia says:

    From the tip of her nose downward you can see the ravages of time accelerated by her chain smoking in every crag around her mouth and the drawn and pulled area of her neck caused by her obsessive need to be thin.

  35. Julie says:

    I wonder how many of these stars try using high end good skin care products before all the botox (i.e. Obagi) and some not even high end but very effective as in Retin A. My boss is very wealthy and almost 60. Her face looks at least 10-12 yrs younger due to the products, which she introduced me to. I know some is genetics, but you would be amazed how these keep you looking youthful.

  36. Jules says:

    Somebody get this bitch a sammich.

  37. dahlia1947 says:

    I wonder why she looks so old. Maybe from gaining and losing weight? If she lightens her makeup she’ll look a little younger i think.

  38. semi says:

    looks like a wax sculpture