Jennifer Aniston named “the Hottest Woman of All Time” by Men’s Health Mag

Men’s Health Magazine ranked the “hottest women of all time” and Jennifer Aniston came out #1. For real. OF ALL TIME. I actually understand when Aniston gets a high ranking when the contest is for “hottest bodies” or “looking great over 40”. She looks great for any age, and she takes very good care of her body. But I still don’t get how Aniston is “sexy,” much less “the hottest woman of all time.” I suspect that this honor was bought and paid for, much like Aniston’s Spike TV “Decade of Hotness” Award earlier this year, but whatever. You can see the full list of 100 here. Aniston even sat down and did an interview with Men’s Health too. Note the sycophantic tone proceeding the interview:

As you might imagine, getting Jennifer Aniston to answer a few questions these days is no easy feat. Perhaps no woman in show business fields more rancorous—and increasingly persistent—inquiries into the state of her dating life, her engagement status, or her desire to start a family. Hell, even we couldn’t resist tossing in a question about how her current boyfriend, the actor Justin Theroux, would feel about reading these words:

Funny is sexy, and Jennifer Aniston is funny—she was invited to join ‘Saturday Night Live’ before her big break with ‘Friends.’ Her down-to-earth persona makes her seem attainable, and anyone who’s seen her in ‘Office Space’ has to admit she makes even pieces of flair look good. She rarely plays the airhead, and she seldom overplays a role: she’s funny in a quiet, refreshingly human way. And her all-too-human love life off-screen inspires sympathy that not even a string of bland romantic comedies can diminish. Other sex symbols drift toward one-dimensionality, becoming flat icons in the process, but throughout her career Aniston has remained sexy, funny, and unmistakably real. For that reason, she is our all-time sexiest woman.

That’s what we said about Aniston in our guide to the 100 Sexiest Women of All-Time. And yes, we know dem’s fightin’ words. How could we be so brazen as to not begin and end the conversation with Marilyn Monroe? Or Angelina Jolie? Or Mila Kunis? Or… well, you get the idea. See for yourself—and re-rank the women on your own to let us know where you think Aniston—and 99 other all-time hotties—rightly belong.

Men’s Health: If you could name one woman the sexiest of all-time, who would you have picked?
Jennifer Aniston: It’s a tie between Bridgette Bardot and Gloria Steinem. But if I had to choose one, I’d say Gloria because, well, she’s the full package. That’s sexy.

Looking back, who is the least sexy character you’ve ever played?
The least sexy character was Jeannie Bueller on the TV version of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

You’re one of few celebrities out there without a Twitter or Facebook account. If we gave you the reins to both of ours for a single post, what would you want our readers to know?
One single post … what would I want readers to know … I really shouldn’t be holding these reins.

Most of our guys are funny and fit. Besides six-pack abs and the ability to make you laugh, what’s the next-sexiest quality that a guy can have?
Sexiest thing about a man—other than abs—is if he can make me laugh, has compassion, kindness, and an accurately sized ego.

You’ve given dozens of interviews to men’s magazines over the years. What’s something surprising that most men still don’t know about you?
What readers don’t know: I can breakdance. No, that’s a lie. But wouldn’t that be cool?

[From Men’s Health]

Gloria Steinem? “Accurately sized ego”? Breakdance? No comment.

I did want to point out one thing, though – I was totally wrong! Earlier this week, when I was discussing how it was Angelina Week and it was going to be full-on all-Angelina as she promoted her film, I made a bet with all of you that Jennifer Aniston was going to do what she almost always does and get conveniently “pap’d” throughout Angelina Week. That didn’t happen – it’s pretty much radio silence from Aniston and Theroux this week. Could it be that Aniston is no longer trying to steal (“homewreck”) focus from Brangelina? Could it be that she’s finally over it?

Here are more photos of your Hottest Woman of All Time. ???

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  1. NancyMan says:

    REALLY? I don’t see that at all.

  2. Rita says:

    High Noon. Gerbils and Drama Hamsters back to back, 50 paces, turn and fire.

  3. gab says:

    Quote from above: “She rarely plays the airhead, and she seldom overplays a role.”

    Um, isn’t that her whole “range?”

  4. laylajanelovesgossip says:

    She just gets prettier and prettier!!She seems so approachable for guys. She isn’t too skinny or super cut and sliced. She looks GREAT!!I’m glad she got it:-)

  5. M says:

    Yep, that’s what I was trying to point out yesterday. I personally think Angelina Jolie has a prettier face, but Jen has the body. And every man I know thinks JA is very hot and AJ is not. Women are the ones who seem to swoon over AJ. Coming from a non-loon and non-jenhen.

    • Alexis says:

      I can see that being true NOW. After all, JA still plays up her sexiness in how she dresses, and she takes on mostly on sexy and romcom roles, where AJ tends to take on more serious roles and really doesn’t dress to highlight her figure a ton, even on the red carpet. AJ’s figure also isn’t that attractive anymore, she’s too thin, while JA has a great body. AJ also has a million kids, which is a fantasy boner killer for many.

      Back when they were both playing up their sexiness in equal measure(late 90s, early 2000s), I would say more guys found AJ more attractive. To be fair to JA, I think that men always found her pretty hot, too — this is a matter of degree.

      I would have thought that hottest woman ever would be something more than who kept it up the longest (quality rather than quantity, as it were), but, if that’s their metric, sure JA’s the hottest woman ever *shrug*

    • Snappyfish says:

      That’s so odd, because every man I know thinks AJ is stunningly gorgeous & JA cute.

    • MariPily says:

      Most guys I know like Angelina. She’s sultry and sexy and ridiculously beautiful in the face. Even the characters she’s played appealed more to a male audience…Lara Croft and Salt and her character on Mr. And Mrs Smith.

    • theaPie says:

      Yeah, that has been my observation as well. The guys all love Jen and the women all love Angie. And since it’s mostly women here, most are mystified. :)

    • nina says:

      AJ used to be the hottest woman on the planet to both men and women-no small feat. Motherhood and obviously extreme weight loss and loss of muscle tone and curves stopped her reign though. JA was never her heir to that throne though. Megan Fox took it over for a short while, and now it seems Mila Kunis is vying for it now.

      JA has a great, great bod, and that takes her far. But obviously this magazine is pandering cause JA will probably give them a great pictorial/interview.

  6. Jackie says:

    wow. seriously? her PR team must be really powerful.

  7. Sisi says:

    Ha! Definitely NOT! Better picks would be Jane Russell or Liz Taylor.

    Oh well, they certainly will cause a lot of discussion with this choice, and that’s what they probably were hoping for and why they picked her in the first place.

  8. AZ says:

    This is totl bullshit I dont know any guys who find her attractive at all, nor are all the male sites like idontlikeyouinthatway.

    • spinner says:

      Really?? Most guys I know, including my husband, find her incredibly hot.

    • spinner says:

      My goodness & what a charmer you are. ha ha ha!!

    • Guesty says:

      Your second comment is so ridiculously rude. Be ashamed of yourself.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Wow, ha ha..You probably shouldn’t be getting this angry just because a lot of people think Jennifer Aniston is hot. Not sure if you’re a chick or not but I’m pretty sure if you are, that your husband or boyfriend would bang Aniston in a heartbeat. Sorry. Troof hurts :)

      • AZ says:

        I dont even have a bf or husband, and I am half Anistons age and objectively speaking way better looking, but thats not hard, is it.

        If so many men wanna bang her how comes, that she has to sugarmama Justin?

        Brad didnt wanna bang her anymore, did he??

    • blonde on the dock says:

      Wow! AZ and ren you two are a piece of work!
      My husband and son think she’s hot as well. The whole package is sexy! She comes across as funny, kind and beautiful.

    • spinner says:

      There, there…I’m sure life will get better for you if you adjust your attitude. Maybe then some one will wanna bang you too.

      • AZ says:

        Who says that I dont get banged? being single doesnt mean abstinence of sex.

        Aniston, has one ugly face, the wide big nose, thin lips, that JAW, that CHIN. She looks super manly. Despite all of her filelrs and lip injections, she looks bad. Well kept but ugly.

        She is is one plain insecure woman, who seems co dependent on her partners. She is certainly not funny in interviews, and she invited E to her bday party in Cabos. She is desperate.

        I pitty all of you who say that your husband think she is hot, either you are lying or you are petty people with no dignity.

        Do you fangirls think that Jen would accept Justin to say any other woman is hot I bet you not, most celebs dont. They have more self respect then that.

      • Annie says:

        @AZ: Personally I pity you if you think that once you are married your eyes go blind and you no longer appreciate something that is attractive, even though you have no desire or intention of partaking. No wonder you’re single, you truly must be an insecure woman if you can’t deal with the fact that your boyfriend or husband’s devotion to you has nothing to do with his perfectly normal ability to find someone “hot” or not. Men are men, they don’t hand you their testicles along with the wedding ring, the other “hot” women just become wallpaper for them compared to you.

      • lui says:

        I think Az should post a picture of herself and let us judge If she is hotter than JA.

    • Crystalline says:

      You know, not every single woman is threatened at the thought of their man finding another woman hot. I quite frankly could care less if my partner finds someone else hot. There are good looking women out there, so what? Its not disrespectful for him to say another woman is hot anymore than it is when I say I find any number of actors hot. Its not like he’s out sleeping with her. Get your attitude checked.

      Also, I don’t even think JA is hot. I just think you are being incredibly rude for no reason.

      • Annie says:

        Agree 100%. There is always someone more beautiful, smarter, younger, more talented, with bigger boobs, a flatter stomach, thinner thighs or “hotter” than every single one of us, because much of that is in the eye of the beholder. And for someone who loves you, beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder.

      • spinner says:

        This little thread is proof that contrary to popular belief there are kind, decent people on this Earth. Thanks guys.

      • AZ says:

        Thats what you say, but I know some celebs personally and judging by how things go Im beyond sure that Aniston herself, wouldnt accept Justin biggin up other women. Same goes for many other celebs not just her. To be honest I didnt expect any of you to agree, I mean even if it did disturb you it would take alot of confidence to say so. And it would take even more confidence to expect to be the only one your man says out loud is hot. It easier to be sheepish.. and put celebs like her on a pedestal.

      • Annie says:

        I’m sorry, but are you trying to defend your insecurities by telling us that “celebrities you know” feel the same? LOL! Just… No. Celebrities are people like you or I (and I do know a couple but from well before they were famous) and the normal well-adjusted ones were and remain normal well-adjusted people. Since you brought Aniston’s supposed “insecurities” into your last post, tell me this… SHE kicked him out and SHE filed for divorce. Regardless of the circumstances, are those the actions of an insecure woman? No, they aren’t. Those are the action of a woman who has NOT accepted the status quo and “allowed” her husband to continue to cheat on her, while remaining her husband. This is not the wife of Tom Jones…

      • AZ says:

        Jen is THE ugliest woman who is handled as hot in hollywood, stop fangirling over her, she would snatch your boyfriend away in a second, just like she did with Heidi.

      • Annie says:

        Ah, so calling you out on your “men must scoop their eyes out with a rusty spoon the minute they are in a relationship BS” is “fangirling”? Hahaha, sure…

    • AZ says:

      LOL Annie, nice try, no, the crap you said about Aniston, that was fangirling, but you allready know that. FAIL.

      • Annie says:

        You know the problem about making things up because you have no defense to your lies? It’s that we can all do a little search on the thread and read what people have actually posted.

        So, do tell…. Which comment number was I supposedly “fangirling” on Aniston? The one where I pointed out that a woman who kicks her husband out when she discovers he’s cheating and then files for divorce isn’t an insecure one? Or the one where I pointed out that unless every woman in the whole world is taken into acount in any of these so-called The Most Whatever in the World magazine declarations, they are meaningless? Because as far as I can see, those are the only two posts where Aniston’s name was even mentioned by me.

        So come on… I’m waiting… Enlighten me.

      • AZ says:

        eah the one in wich you praise Aniston for kicking Brad out,wich she didnt. And he probably wanted the divorce but, let it up to her so she feels better. I mean he probaly told her that he wanted to be with Angelina, what else was Jen supposed to do other then divorce. You said she isnt desperate.

        And she has been dumped and peed on by John Mayer, and she took him back after he dumped her in public, now she plays the sugarmam for that old hipster. She is desperate.

      • Bananarama1 says:

        Annie, your whole premise is based on a lie because Brad didn’t cheat on her so she didn’t kick him out over that, nor was that the reason for divorce (irreconcilable differences was cited). In fact, Brad and Jen had separated, by her own admission, months before they made their announcement of formal separation Jan 5 2005. And if she supposedly ‘kicked him out’, then why were they photoed walking arm in arm and kissing when they went on a vacation with Courteney and David, only a week before their formal announcement? Like I said, your entire premise is faulty because its based on the long debunked lie of an affair, and she never kicked him out as they had been living apart for months before the actual announcement. Please put down the tabloids and base your facts on reality, not lies and smear.

      • Annie says:

        Well, since the billionaire who produced MAMS wrote in his book that Pitt called him looking for a hotel name after Aniston kicked him out, and he offered Pitt a place to stay, I’d say that Yes, she did. It’s also of public record that she is the one who filed for divorce.

        It’s entertaining though, to hear how explaining how kicking your cheating husband out instead of putting up with it and keeping quiet denotes a secure woman rather than an insecure woman has been twisted into “praise for Aniston” and “fangirling”. In that case, count me as a “fangirl” of every woman out there who doesn’t put up with less than they deserve.

        But you know, even supposing he didn’t cheat (which I don’t believe for a minute), he certainly did something that caused her to kick him out. Had he been planning on leaving all by himself, he would have already had a hotel room booked.

      • Bananarama1 says:

        Ah, now I know why you are spewing lies – you believe that hatchet job of a tabloid ‘book’ that wasn’t even the words of the Producer, wasn’t written by him, and was a bunch of LIES! You really need to stop being so gullible and more discerning in what you read. That ‘book’ was proven a fraud, a hoax.

        Again, she didn’t kick her loyal, non-cheating long-suffering husband out, and also just because she filed for divorce instead of him (1 of the 2 have to), means abso-lute-ly NOTHING. There are 2 spots on the divorce application; one for divorce on the grounds of adultery, the other for on the grounds of irreconcilable differences. Aniston ticked irreconcilable differences. You can see the divorce application if you search for it in Google.

        Also, as I stated, Aniston and Pitt took a vacation with the Cox-Arquettes a week before they formally announced to the world. There is that infamous photo of Brad and Jen walking with their arms around each other, kissing.

        By her own admission, they were separated and not even living together at that stage – 6 months before. So WHY, pray tell, which she be taking vacations, walking arm in arm and kissing someone that cheated on her? Huh? Explain that one. If being an Aniston fangirl is someone who believes trashy bogus ‘biographies’ by people who aren’t even the Producer involved, not using reason which, when examining the evidence which can only lead you to realize that no cheating happened, believing Aniston’s hype when she lied to brad about a family and she abused his trust and left him hurt and broken after using him as a doormat for her career, to blaming the victim (Brad) for Aniston’s lies and decit, then yes, you are a fangirl as those traits are all typical for one. Reality is not important to you. Facts aren’t important. Lies and character assassination is. Face facts; the overwhelming evidence is that there was no affair, I believe this has been ably proven. Their separation announcement specifically said it wasn’t because of any infidelity. Jen herself, said it (you don’t even believe *her*) it didn’t happen, Cox, her then best friend said there was no affair – everyone involved said there was no affair so why isn’t that good enough for you?

        The testimony of those involved and the evidence proves there was NO affair, how you can believe there was, when the evidence strongly proves otherwise, shows you base your beliefs on lies and tabloid rubbish ‘biographies’.

        All indications are that Brad left her, because she lied to him and neglected her husband and her marital vows, and good on HIM for not putting up with being treated like a doormat by a manipulative user such as Aniston. He deserved better, and he knew it. He put up with far too much from her and is far too much of a gentleman because he should blow that conniving manipoulating lying homewrecker out of the water. Brad has moved on to someone who APPRECIATES him and treats him with no less love, honesty, honor and decency than HE deserves in a partner, and Aniston is left cheating and homewrecking and sleeping her way through her life which is her karma for throwing away a good man which she no doubt regrets. Her befriending Handler, her hanging around that Richardson guy, her homewrecking Heidi Bivens’ relationship – all this should show you the real Aniston, and she is the instigatorm, not the victim. brad was the victim. Aniston is a malovent, conniving, scheming spiteful homewrecking dishonest bitch. And Brad was right to walk away and find a decent person who would love him and be truly honest with him like he deserves. Aniston and Theroux are low garbage and deserve each other.

        (Sorry for the length)

      • Emma says:

        @Annie, who wrote: “Well, since the billionaire who produced MAMS wrote in his book that Pitt called him looking for a hotel name after Aniston kicked him out, and he offered Pitt a place to stay, I’d say that Yes, she did. It’s also of public record that she is the one who filed for divorce.”

        Are you referring to the book about Arnon Milchan, written by Joseph Gelman and Meir Doran? And if so … are you serious? First of all, in 2005 Brad Pitt was an International movie star who had traveled all around the world, who had lived in Los Angeles since the late 1980′s … so why in the world would he have to ask anyone about hotels in L.A.?

        Arnon Milchan claims that Brad lived with him through the ‘duration’ of filming “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.” Now, can you logically look at this and ask yourself how in the world that is possible, when “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” began shooting in January 2004, then stopped the shoot for most of the year so that Brad could fulfill his contract obligation to film “Ocean’s Twelve” in Europe? Filming for “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” didn’t resume until the Fall of 2004, which lasted through most of December 2004. Re-shoots were conducted from the end of April through the whole month of May 2005.

        Yes, it is a matter of public record that Jen filed for divorce on March 25, 2005 … not because she ‘caught Brad cheating,’ but because Brad wanted out of the marriage. But it is also a matter of public record that Jen and Brad issued a joint separation announcement on January 7, 2005. They continued to share their Beverly Hills home, but began to live separate lives (there is a wonderful “People” January 31, 2005 issue that documents this).

        And why would Brad need to live with Arnon Milchan when he (Brad) bought his Malibu home (the same one that’s now listed for sale) in 2005, after he and Jen separated, but before he joined Angie in Africa that April? That (the purchase of his Malibu home for $8.4 million in the early spring of 2005) is also a matter of public record.

        Here’s a bit of honesty from Jen Aniston from April 13, 2005. I’d be interested in hearing what you think of her ‘own’ comments about her personality and ‘her’ role in the divorce.

        http://marriage.about.com/gi/o.htm?zi=1/XJ&zTi=1&sdn=marriage&cdn=people&tm=31&gps=328_121_1680_871&f=00&tt=11&bt=0&bts=0&zu=http%3A//www.hollywood.com/news/detail/article/2439216

        P.S. I also apologize for the length of this post.

      • Annie says:

        Banana: The only problem about your theory of these journalists having put words into Milchan’s mouth is that they gave him the manuscipt to read and comment on well before they published it. Milchan then took the time to correct any errors (with the exception of those touching defense secrets).

        Emma: no where did he say that Pitt was living with him during the whole shoot of MAMS. Aniston kicked him out in what… January? He and Jolie were photographed on the beach in Kenya in Feb or March, right? So that would suppose a couple of months or so, less if they got out of town ASAP whenever the filming was done. And yes, Pitt is an international star, precisely why he needed to “hide out” once the sh*t hit the fan. Directly from the book as to why: >>>> the papparazzi swarmed like a pack of hyenas… I thought it would give him greater privacy and security…Pitt drove everywhere, including to and from the set on a motorcycle with a tinted wraparound helmet so no one could recognize him… He’d pull directly into the garage and not remove the helmet until after the door was closed<<<<<. Do you think he could have managed that pulling into his own house or a hotel? Hardly.

      • Annie says:

        Oh and Banana, one last little comment about the book being a “tabloid fraud”. You obviously haven’t read it. You’ve latched on to the three pages that talk about the Brange. The rest is about his life as an Israeli double agent and arms dealer. The writers interviewed people like Simon Peres, Sumner Redstone, the former chairman of Warner Brothers Terry Semel amongst others.

      • Emma says:

        @Annie, who wrote: “Aniston kicked him out in what… January? He and Jolie were photographed on the beach in Kenya in Feb or March, right? So that would suppose a couple of months or so, less if they got out of town ASAP whenever the filming was done.”

        Annie, you just discredited yourself and your whole argument, because you’ve just proven that it isn’t based upon facts. Here is a link to the January 31, 2005 “People – Brad and Jen: Separate Lives” issue cover story titled: ‘Going their Own Way,’ which documents events immediately before and after Brad and Jen issued their joint separation announcement on January 7, 2005.

        http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20146707,00.html

        As you can see (if you bothered to read it), based upon the body language of both when they returned from St. Martin, Jen was the one wiping tears at the airport. *Brad* is the one who wanted out and Jen certainly did not kick him out. The article also states that when Brad wasn’t on another continent in January 2005 promoting “Ocean’s Twelve,” he was seen riding his motorcycle or walking on the beach in Santa Barbara, *where he and Jen owned a home.* So much for the lie in Arnon Milchan’s book about Brad begging for hotel information or needing a place to sleep.

        And nice try, but no … Brad wasn’t with Angie and Maddox in February or March 2005. He joined Angelina in Africa on April 19, 2005 one month after Jen filed for divorce. On April 2, 2005 *before he left for Africa,* Brad finalized the purchase of his own house in Malibu. He gave the *other* $15 million dollar house he and Jen owned in Malibu to Jen as part of her settlement.

      • Sandy says:

        The exact dates are kind of irrelevant. The paps went into a frenzy at the announcement of their separation, so first week in Jan. Pitt had to be in L.A. in March because they were doing 9 days of reshoots for MAMS. Are there any pix of Pitt leaving his house or a hotel to go to the set? Are there any pix of Pitt arriving at his house or a hotel from the set? No there aren’t. So where was he staying?

        How much do you think it would have been worth to a bellboy to call any of the paps with a tip that Pitt was staying there during that time?

        Anyways, this isn’t a theory invented by Jen fans. It’s documented in a book that the person concerned had and took the opportunity to correct errors in. If you have issues with the guy spilling the beans, take it up with him.

      • Me says:

        You mean to tell me Annie that Brad had to ask someone else names of hotels in LA because he got kicked out by JA? That’s gotta be one of the funniest ones yet as he had lived in LA longer then most actors and knows all the hotels.

  9. sassenach says:

    I really think that Aniston is finally over it. Though I think it has always been more of Huvane setting up candids and interviews when Brangelina are heavily promoting something. I am glad that she is not stooping to Huvane’s level anymore and has found happiness with Theroux.

  10. imabrat says:

    Huh? Of all time???? Granted, she’s a beauty but really…. better than Audrey Hepburn or Elizabeth Taylor? Pshaw. What do men know?

    • taksi says:

      I’m guessing one the criteria was that they be currently alive and still sexy. Otherwise, they wouldn’t sell any magazines.

      Jennifer Aniston is not beautiful, but sexiness is more about the body than the face, and also about a certain attainability. Who knows if she’s the most sexy, but she’s up there and has the kind of breezy, girl-next-door image that fits with the mag’s low-key vibe.

      • whatevs says:

        then why name it “of all time”? why couldn’t they just say “the hottest woman today” if that were the case. clearly they meant of all time-dead or alive. personally i think Monica Bellucci was the hottest woman of all time. still doesn’t look bad at all for her age and she had a good run.

    • Me says:

      hottest of all time was chosen by the editors…no one else. Willing to bet that Aniston PR had much to do with this though.

  11. elle says:

    Wow….she is so undeserving of this..

    She is the definition of a butterface! How can her manly facial features be considered beautiful.

  12. Marcus says:

    Good for her. She is beautiful and talented. She is real woman not some skinny bitch. I wish more women were like her.

  13. Cathy says:

    I like the dress she’s wearing in the first picture, not the ribbons around her ankles though, she should of gone without them.

  14. Kiki says:

    I guess that’s her way of dealing with Angelina’s directorial debut?! “Buy me a sexiest-woman-of-something award!”

  15. Kendra says:

    By who? Stevie Wonder. I wonder how much Huvane paid for the title or who he had to sleep with?

    I have never seen one woman that has been dumped by so many men, yet is constantly thrown in our face as beautiful.

  16. layla says:

    She is an average looking woman that has made an amazing career out of a haircut, a fortuitous marriage and a great body.

    Is she attractive. Sure. I dont find her beautiful or even prettier than a lot of girls on the street, but sure, she’s attractive.

    Does she have a kick a$$ body that she works VERY HARD to maintain. Most definitely. That body is banging.

    Does she show anymore substance than a hair toss and a suntan… Ummmmm. Negative.

    Is she the hottest woman of ALL TIME.
    No.

  17. yoho_ahoy says:

    yes. If ur in2 big nose, overrated hairdo, plain features, dumb overall expression, then yes, i can see how that can happen

  18. yoho_ahoy says:

    sofia loren people! That woman is FIRE!!

  19. ladybert62 says:

    I agree – bought and paid for. I am as sick of her and her soap opera as I am of brangelina and theirs.

  20. Kara says:

    Most guys actually think Jen is super hot because she has a great body and a very girl next door vibe.

  21. MS says:

    I’d take her body AND face any day!

  22. cmc says:

    What? No. Maybe cutest, or fittest. But HOT?

  23. Kaboom says:

    That’s just another way to say “my magazine is irrelevant and spouts rubbish”

  24. ef says:

    At the end of the day this magazine means nothing. No one will care beyond today.

    Aniston is still an extremely average looking and very boring woman.

    She does nothing but tan and exercise. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  25. Maya says:

    “She rarely plays the airhead, and she seldom overplays a role: she’s funny in a quiet, refreshingly human way…Other sex symbols drift toward one-dimensionality, becoming flat icons in the process, but throughout her career Aniston has remained sexy, funny, and unmistakably real.”

    Um. Right.

    • Original Chloe says:

      Yeah, that one’s especially amusing because Aniston’s comedic charm lies precisely in overplaying the role.

      Hers is the comedy of exaggerated means: voice, tone, facial expressions (for which Rachel set the tone and which a lot of people find sweet and likeable)

    • Josephina says:

      And yet…with each passing year, a newcomer gets the comedic award and recognition for being fresh and funny (see McCarthy’s recent win from Bridesmaids). Again, her career was at its peak during Friends and she was awarded for it.

      At least Cameron Diaz can pull a funny movie on her own (Bad Teacher.) I believe Reese Witherspoon did the same (Legally Blonde.)

      She has done a lot of romcom movies. Be honest…was she memorable in any of these movies?

      If Horrible Bosses was her breakout role, she did not overshadow McCarthy in Bridesmaids. (My opninion: Aniston should have auditioned for Bridesmaids.) No hate, just stating glaring facts.

  26. The Original Mia says:

    Of all time…um, no. Big fat, no way, no how.

    She’s got a great bod, no lie, but the hottest of all time? That’s stretching it quite a bit.

  27. spinner says:

    Remember people…This is Men’s HEALTH Magazine. I think a look of…

    Good Health = Hot

    …is what they were going for here. And you gotta admit, JA represents! She is the picture of health.

  28. Original Chloe says:

    Layla up the thread summed it up perfectly.

    It’s not that she’s ugly blah blah blah (cause she’s not, and she does take care of looks very much). Maybe if she was called the healthiest looking actress..? (I dunno what kind of distinction would that be, but whatever)

    It’s just that when a woman like her is called the hottest woman of ALL TIME everyone feels something’s .. just off about the whole thing.

    Forget now, think about all those gorgeous actresses of the old Hollywood.

    Of ALL TIME?
    Srsly?

    • Annie says:

      These things work in superlatives. Take the “Angelina Jolie is the most beautiful woman in the World” headlines. Is she? How do they know, beauty is subjective. Did they poll everyone worldwide? Did they show a picture of every woman alive to everyone in the world and ask them to vote?

      Of course not. They all make judgement calls based on their own critieria and out of a pool of candidates of their own choosing. I personally know a few women that IMO (keeping in mind I’ve never seen Jolie or Aniston in person) who, if they walked into the same room as she, would rivet ALL of the attention on themselves, including that of the women. Women who combine extreme beauty, charisma and a room crushing amount of sensuality about their persons. Neither Jolie nor Aniston would stand a chance next to them, not for beauty nor hotness. But hey, these friends of mine, or those friends of yours which you probably have, are never taken into consideration.

  29. OK says:

    Good for her! She was the very definition of beauty during the first two seasons of “Friends”. I’m yet to see anyone match her during her peak.

  30. mln76 says:

    Aniston’s in great shape but ALL TIME hotness??? Sophia Loren ??? Bridget Bardot??? I call BS.

    • MJ says:

      No kidding! I read the headline and thought exactly the same thing: “no, Brigitte Bardot is the hottest woman of all time. Or maybe Sophia Loren.” At least Jen gave BB a shout out when asked.

    • Minx2 says:

      Hot like the inside of my fridge. She has an average face with manly features: big nose, big chin, small forehead, close-set eyes, thin lips. Banging body with zero sex appeal and a career that consists of OVERplaying the same character in every movie. Fine. Maybe she should have won in the category “Hottest woman in a TV comedy or drama series that were big in the 90s”? ;) That, I agree, she could win.
      In the “all time” category there is Brigitte Bardot, Sophia Loren, Marilyn Monroe, Monica Bellucci to name a few. NOT Jennifer Aniston. A desperate move on the part of her publicist.

    • Annie says:

      I honk Bardot’s hotness then has been a bit overshadowed by Bardot’s ugliness now, and I’m not talking about the physical these days. Bardot has turned into an extreme right wing, xenophobic racist who disinherited her only child in favor of dogs, cats and sheep (and in France, you really have to work to find ways to disinherit your children, because legally they are entitled to a defined %).

  31. Ava says:

    The only reason she is still talked about is because she was married to Brad. If not for that she would be as talked about as the other Friends cast, which is not at all. He is her claim to fame.

    She does not have enough talent, beauty or personality to still be talked about today. She is dull and plain, and is the poster child for all scorned and desperate women everywhere.

    ALL TIME????? What about Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren etc. Aniston’s name does not belong in the same league as them.

  32. Jezi says:

    I used to like her more than I do lately but I still wouldn’t say she’s hideous. I should only hope to look as good as she does at her age. It looks like she takes great care of herself and isn’t all botoxed out. Her body is beautiful and she looks great. Now beauty of all time, I think there are much more beautiful women out there but damn I’m not going to hate on JA like that.

  33. lisa says:

    OK.. if they say so..

    Congrats to Jenny and her fans.. YOU HAVE MADE IT..

  34. Lili says:

    Give me a break!!!!!! She paid for that for sure.

  35. benny says:

    I thought Pia Zadora bought herself that title, in perpetuity. I guess Aniston has a lot of money, like Pia’s sugar-daddy former-husband. Is is just me, or is that incredibly sad?

  36. Wildone says:

    I think it should have went to crazy Halle Berry she got the face and the body Aniston only has an ok body.

  37. nan says:

    I wonder how much this title had cost her and Huvane?

  38. Runs with Scissors says:

    @Kiki: “I guess that’s her way of dealing with Angelina’s directorial debut?! “Buy me a sexiest-woman-of-something award!”

    Exactly what I thought, she must walk into a room and HEAR the hushed giggles, isn’t she embarrassed by this?

    Also, it’s for men’s HEALTH mag and she has a nice body, but she’s also been known to be a heavy smoker (both pot and cigs), heavy drinker and over tanner, so I don’t even get this with regards to health either.

    Must have been the cheapest one to buy at the moment…

  39. E says:

    What? Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie despite being so skinny, Halle Berry, Jessica Alba (annoying but gorgeous), Christina Hendricks…The list goes on. Aniston has a great body and is attractive, but not beautiful. Then again, I have a guy friend who once told me there is a difference between hot, beautiful, and attractive. He said hot and beautiful can go together but not always. In his mind, a girl with a great body but an average face with great hair can be hot or someone like Keira Knightley is beautiful but not hot. Guy reasoning is strange.

  40. Reece says:

    So that must be because she gave them an interview right?

  41. RobN says:

    Funny how all the women on this site are beside themselves over this, and yet every guy I know thinks she is amazingly hot.

  42. Jules says:

    I like Jen, but not a chance!
    Cutest perhaps? Most likeable?

    But NOT hottest… DEFINITELY NOT of all time.

  43. JP Fan says:

    Omg! This is the funniest thing I read today ROTFLMAO! Huvane is very busy tring to keep this ugly, talentless 43 year old in the limelight….Perfect timing since BOTH Brad and Angie’s have awards buzz as usual…So of course the bitch has to coattail ride the JP’s like she has done for the SEVEN damn LONG years! This fameho is shameless and pathetic!

  44. ruby says:

    Aniston a sex symbol ? XD That’s actually funny. I’ve never been keen on these stupid “sexiest women” lists because they’re kind of objectifying but this… This just makes them ridiculous and completely out of touch with reality. Their introductory text was especially pathetic.

    As for that “Bridgette Bardot” crap in that silly interview… I take offense to that. What shoddy journalism. It’s Brigitte Bardot you idiot. Do your research.

  45. Nessa says:

    Ummmm…Halle Berry, Selma Hyak, Sofia Vergara, Jessica Biel,…the list goes on and on.

    lol Whoever decided this is smokin some SERIOUS rocks. GTFOH

  46. Meanchick says:

    Did they really mean Hot Flash?

  47. Jenny says:

    Well, isn’t this the magazine that had Kutcher giving romance advice just last month? They are on a roll. Cue story to people mag about a cozy, romantic evening with theroux soon.

  48. Newtsgal says:

    I don’t get it!
    As for her acting, she is 1 dimensional
    As for being the hottest, how much did she pay for that title?
    Wonder just where she’d fall on that list if it was for beauty inside & out.
    Off hand, I can name 10 other women who are hotter, and can act.
    If not for the fact that she got dumped by Brad Pitt can you really tell me that she would be on the top of any list.

  49. Agnes says:

    Maybe it’s because I’m a woman, but I don’t get it. Well-groomed and well-dressed, great body and pretty – yes. But sexy and hot? Def not. She’s too meh to be sexy and hot, IMO.

  50. Yiarr says:

    I understand it – she is more sexy than a beauty. And I think that her body is a much better example to strive for than a lot of other Hollywoodbody’s.

  51. ohdear says:

    Well she does have a great and healthy body but the hottest woman of all time? Not really, she’s cute maybe but not hot. Guess we can’t all have the same opinion on beauty and sex appeal…

  52. Julie says:

    I read the comments to see if the craziness came out. It’s really kinda funny while sick at the same time. IMO, she’s very attractive, but not sure about sexy. To me thats alot attitude. My list would be: Penelope Cruz, Selma H., Charlize, Halle, Michelle Pfieffer (sp?), Liz Taylor.

  53. Julie says:

    p.s. OMG, I left off Sofia V. The best!

  54. Max says:

    Hm.. Maybe men just like easygoing, happy and cute women with nice bodies and sparkle in the eyes?

  55. ruby says:

    Easygoing ? Not so sure about that. Stars aren’t usually easygoing.

    As for cute, I suppose that’s subjective. I don’t find her cute. I asked my boyfriend to get a man’s opinion (he’s very open with me) and he said he didn’t find her cute either.

  56. MK821 says:

    All time?! Ok, so they’re saying she’s hotter than Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren, Brigitte Bardot (all back in their day, obv.)???

    And as for today’s current hotties, Angelina Jolie is simply smoking’ next to carved-out-of-driftwood Jen. Ick.

  57. Ari says:

    AW HELL NO – this is the LAMEST crap ever and I literally GUFFAWED at this caption :L

  58. Heine says:

    Let’s think about what magazine this is for. Had this been like, Vogue, I would think wtf?

    But this is Men’s Health. The type of men who read a health magazine probably think Aniston is hot because she’s got a great body that looks strong and healthy, she eats right and she seems approachable.

    These lists are highly subjective and vary based on what they think they’re readers will like.

    Can we think before we have knee jerk ‘Ewwwwww, wtf she’s so ugly??!!!’ reactions?

  59. skuddles says:

    Oh please!! I have a hard time believing this is even remotely legit – not that Aniston is a big dog or anything, but hottest woman of all time??? Not a chance in hell.

  60. LeeR says:

    Absolutely right — another “award” bought and paid for by a PR team that really works hard for its money. Too bad its a meaningless award.

  61. toto says:

    all really sexy beauty women shared one or two common thing and its not body…its seductive talkative beautiful eyes .

    and sweet lips no matter thick or thin but when they open it they seduce u and they talk with meaning..

    yes jenny is cute but no way she is sexy full stop

  62. The Original Denise says:

    I hope she is over it; Brangelina are happy, Aniston should move on finally. However, she is not the hottest woman over 40….sorry.

  63. whatevs says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA so how much did that cost you J.A. and Huvane? lmao

  64. Turtle Dove says:

    I think she’s beautiful, but I don’t think that she’s the most beautiful of all time. I see Hedy Lamarr as timeless and beautiful. Elizabeth Taylor, Sharon Tate are also gorgeous.

    I guess they might be looking at the fitness aspect, but we never see Jen working out though. Someone like Gisele Bundchen, although not a classic beauty, is still more hot than Jen because she is gorgeous, healthy, and fit.

  65. NM9005 says:

    Agree with Heine.

    Plus men don’t keep themselves occupied with tabloid fodder. A lot of women dislike her for the Triangle thing (it shows here too) but men know little about that, would see Aniston as their “ideal womean” and wouldn’t give a shit anyway. In many ways, they are being objective. Also, a lot of men would not be strong enough to let the light shine on the woman. Not good for the ego. Aniston is beautiful but plain looking enough to not threaten their self-esteem and her life seems fun and easy going for again, people who don’t follow her closely so yeah I can see it.

    And then there’s the factor that she does actually work hard for her body and is healthy but surely they could have chosen Amber Heard then or some younger girl than Aniston? They would benefit more from it and it would seem more reasonable.
    It seems like bad PR overall.

    And Turtle Dove: I love old Hollywood. They were as “nasty” as they are now with lots of secret but they oozed glamour and status! I love Vivien Leigh (omg with Laurence Olivier!), Katharine Hepburn, Lana Turner…

    • Turtle Dove says:

      Agreed. Guys don’t give a crap about the same type of stuff that we women like to twitter on about.

      I completely overlooked Vivian Leigh. She’s the epitome of gorgeous and elegant and gossipy delicious (the cheating, drinking, mental illness, etc.).

      After reading the posts after mine, I think a lot of us are in the same frame of mind. Pretty? Yes. All time? No.

      Have a good weekend, NM.

    • realist says:

      Healthy? She loves to tell people she looks the way she does because she doesn’t eat s#*t (her words) but she also doesn’t mention she smokes like a fiend,which controls your appetite and also drinks like a fish which also diminishes the amount one eats. There are so many pics on the internet of her in Mexico tanning drinking and smoking. But the fact that she pretends she’s the way she is because of her healthy lifestyle, is b.s. and disingenuous.

  66. Camille says:

    Utterly Ridiculous.

    @Kaiser- I couldn’t agree more with your write up.

    *coughboughtandpaidforcough*

  67. MariPily says:

    I don’t think JA is ugly, but I don’t find her hot or sexy or even very pretty. She’s kinda average. She does have a great bod, but that’s about it. She looks as good as she does because she is wealthy, and can afford trainers and stylists and plastic surgeons. Without all of that, she’d be quite plain.

  68. HadleyB says:

    The thing about sexy is you don’t have to be pretty, or hot to be sexy.

    I have a girlfriend who is sexy .. she is not beautiful but the word that comes to your mind is sexy when you see her and guys eat it up. She can dress up, dress down whatever it just is her. It’s not over the top in your face like Angie is sometimes or Sofia V —

    That being said, I don’t think Jen A is sexy. Cute, normal, attractive and I like her, how she dresses etc but not sexy.

    But men find the oddest things sexy so maybe it’s the not in your face sexpot image, that she looks approachable?

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      I’ve made the same argument when it comes to The Gos(ling). No, he’s not “hot” per se. He’s no model, but he is sexy as hell (IMO). I can SORT of see how people would think Aniston is sexy…maybe like girl-next-door sexy? Understated sexy? IDK..guess it’s all subjective in the end…

  69. Shay Kay says:

    Men and women find her attractive because:
    a. Body to die for
    b. pretty face
    c. beautiful hair
    d. lovely eyes
    e. great sense of humor
    f. ability to laugh at life and herself
    g. seems kind hearted not condescending
    h. could be a fun girlfriend to hang
    with to women
    i. doesn’t seem like a domineering bitch
    to men
    j. would cry with you
    k. dependable
    l. has been a staple on tv/movies for
    a long time
    m. is still a successful actress
    n. definitely seems to have a heart for
    people/charities/work/things that
    matter to her
    o. cares about her appearance and isn’t
    coping out about that fact; she
    dresses as though she does actually
    care that people will be seeing her
    Altogether that is an appealing combination to plenty of men.And do we have to do a “Huvane bought the award” just because it’s JA?After all no matter what the Ang looks like her die hard fan. thinks she’s the most gorgeous creature ever.Clearly there’s many men who think JA is sexy as h@llso and I would suggest AJ fans go back to their line about how AJ is so much more about brains than beauty.If you really felt that way loonies than this award wouldn’t bother you whether you thought it was deserved or not.

    • autumndaze says:

      I disagree with most of your list.
      And you need to consider spell check.

    • Bananarama1 says:

      a. Body to die for
      There are a lot nicer; and short, stumpy thick legs are not exactly attractive.
      b. pretty face
      bahahahaha Beady eyes, cruel thin lips, massive chin that seems to be at least one third of her entire face – masculine, NOT ‘pretty’
      c. beautiful hair
      It looks very dry, dull and over-bleached to me.
      d. lovely eyes
      Blue contacts (her natural look was Greek brown eyes and brown hair)
      e. great sense of humor
      Debatable
      f. ability to laugh at life and herself
      Quite the opposite, from what we’ve seen with her taking herself so seriously that she used Vanity Fair to launch a malicious hate campaign against her ex-half of her life.
      g. seems kind hearted not condescending
      As above. She seems very nasty, cruel, calculated and full of hate and holds grudges
      h. could be a fun girlfriend to hang
      with to women
      But watch your back…
      i. doesn’t seem like a domineering bitch
      to men
      Her infamous possessiveness, high maintanence and insecurity says otherwise
      j. would cry with you
      She cries at the drop of a hat alright, manipulatively crying on cue the second a reporter entered the room for maximum sympathy. So conniving.
      k. dependable
      Ask her mother that. Also ask her ex-husband that. She abandoned them both and puts herself first.
      l. has been a staple on tv/movies for
      a long time
      Britney Spears has been a staple in music for a long time – so what? All this proves is garbage sells with the masses.
      m. is still a successful actress
      Britney Spears is a successful singer, too.
      n. definitely seems to have a heart for
      people/charities/work/things that
      matter to her
      Again, debatable. Seems to only have a heart for herself and has admitted charity isn’t her thing.
      o. cares about her appearance and isn’t
      coping out about that fact; she
      dresses as though she does actually
      care that people will be seeing her
      Hence the iced nipples and the inappropriate attire, for maximum pap effect.

      Altogether this shows a cruel, malicious and spiteful person. Not only her words, deeds and actions, but who she is friends with ie Chelsea Handler, proves her TRUE spirit. Its sad that the brainwashed loonistons invent an Aniston that bares absolutely nothing whatsoever to the reality.

      • Shay Kay says:

        I completely respect that YOU personally do not find JA attractive but I listed reasons that many people, men and women, do find her attractive.

        The woman is usually acknowledged to have a wonderful body even by those who do not like her.I suspect because it is very hard to deny.Her eyes are lovely so I say stick with the contacts to her and anyone else who uses them to enhance their eyes.Her hair was the most famous since Farrah Fawcett’s do and women don’t go to their hairdresser saying, “Give me ugly hair like her.”Her face isn’t classically beautiful but it certainly isn’t ugly.The whole package is generally considered to be very attractive unless she just isn’t someone’s “type” in which case she’s still attractive but just not to someone’s specific taste.IMO the only people who find her hideous are AJ fans but that’s about them not her physical appearance.

        Brad Pitt himself said that Jennifer was a warm person who drew himself and her friends to her.That doesn’t sound like a condescending b*tch to me.

        JA seems loyal to her friends and even though I don’t agree with all of her choices I respect that about her.She, like many of us, has probably learned with age that loyalty is a two way street.It is very difficult to remain loyal to someone else who isn’t.Sometimes it’s best to leave those relationships alone.

        She is quite amusing in her interviews unless she is talking about something serious and even then “Billy Idol called and he wants his hair back” can find something to laugh about.

        JA appeal isn’t just her looks but her personality.Most people seem to be
        a. indifferent to her
        b. a fan
        c. a brangeloonie

        I am not delusional and I get that you don’t like her and I completely respect that but unless you are delusional than please acknowledge that there are many reasons that other people might.

  70. paranormalgirl says:

    I think she’s incredibly pretty. But the hottest of ALL time? Really? Hotter than Bardot or Sophia Loren? I don’t think so.

  71. Jane says:

    I like her, but lol.

    I´m always baffled that she appeals to men so much. Most guys get this faraway look whenever she is mentioned. She does have very nice boobs, though.

  72. theaPie says:

    OK so, remember people, we are talking about HOT. That’s a hell of a lot different than ‘beautiful’. ‘Hot’ encompasses personality, attitude, and attributes both physical and mental.

    It’s a lot different than just objectively saying that another actress is more beautiful than Jen is. Because, yeah. She’s not beautiful. But she is incredibly hot.

    • Ducky La Rue says:

      I think it’s mostly the “of all time” that people are objecting to, not that someone would find her hot. Especially when you see all the old Hollywood names listed in the comments – really, up against Sophia Loren, Marilyn Monroe, Liz Taylor and the many others mentioned – there’s just no way she can live up to the “of all time” title, subjective or not. But I do like reading the varied suggestions here for “hottest of all time”.

    • layla says:

      Im objecting to the use of “HOT” and the use of “ALL TIME”. She is neither.

      You are correct, she is not beautiful either. She is attractive for sure. She has a great body. But really, that’s about it. She does not ooze sex appeal which one needs to be deemed hottest of all time, me thinks.

  73. TheOriginalKitten says:

    I’ve never been a huge admirer of Aniston but I have to say that the majority of guys I know think she is hot as hell. Since we can’t put a post about JA without mentioning AJ (SIGH) then I have to say–Jolie is UNREAL beautiful in my opinion, probably the most beautiful creature to walk the earth. BUT I’m the kind of girl that prefers Ryan Gosling to David Gandy so I can appreciate the attraction to unconventional looks :)

  74. OMG…I’m having the weirdest dream that I’m here on Celebitchy reading that aniston is the *worlds hottest woman*(oh well,at least I’m not dreaming about the boogie man)

  75. Jennifer says:

    Aniston seems comfortable in her own skin – an intangible quality a person has or doesn’t- but it is what both women and men find priceless in a partner. Aniston is no Bardot, Garbo, or Jolie. But she almost surely wouldn’t be the “hottest” woman she is if she were prettier. People are looks-obsessed but when it comes down to it, personality really is figured in to the equation. Aniston’s got natural funniness and down to earth-ness (even if she is a multi millionaire). Whereas there’s almost always a self consciousness, a “show”, with truly gorgeous women. As, they’ve spent their whole life being stared at and sexualized. I think it adds a layer of internal stress to a beautiful woman, that other people can feel. Classical beauty is a curse in a lot of ways.

  76. pwal says:

    Sophia Loren, Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie, Bridgette Bardot, Elizabeth Taylor, Claudia Cardinale, Catherine Deneuve, Jean Harlow, Ellen Barkin, Marilyn Monroe, Salma Hayek, Dolores Del Rio, Monica Bellalucci, Penelope Cruz, Aracely Arambula, Blanca Soto (and damn near every lead actress in telenovelas today) rank higher.

    Of course, you have to take into account that the above mentioned can be intimidating, whether it’s their looks, their career choices, their life choices, their intelligence, their tenacity, their willingness to take risks, their willingness to accept (to varying degrees) that aging happens, and numerous other intangibles that Aniston is incapable of.

  77. LeeR says:

    This “award” has backfired since it so obviously unmerited she looks like a joke. She better read her pr person the riot act for making her the but of such a joke.

  78. Nev says:

    of all time might be…

    Lena Horne
    Naomi Campbell
    Christy Turlington
    Karen Mulder
    Liz Taylor
    Kourtney Kardashian
    Liya Kebede

  79. Bobby the K says:

    First thing i thought of as well, ‘how much did this headline cost her?’.

    It’s funny that they call her the ‘hottest’ when at best she’s pretty. Don’t think many people think of the word ‘sensual’ when they see her.

    And honestly is she still considered A-list?
    If so, why?

  80. Katherine says:

    ROTFLMAO!!!

    Well of course it was bought and paid for – the proof is in the fact that she did an interview for it. Who stoops that low?

  81. Lindsey G. says:

    Yeah, so I’m as confused by this as I am of B.Coop winning Sexiest Man of the Year from People Magazine. Lots of ‘judges’ wearing tri-focals this year or something…

  82. kristiner says:

    Most of my guy friends call her a butterface. Nice body but her face…

    They say she can be cute but her nose is a deal breaker, killer than brings her down.

    If it wasn’t bought it was rigged and voted on not by men but the crazies JA fans who are against Angelina hardcore.

    GMAB! No way would Aniston beat Marylin Monroe.

  83. donnamae54 says:

    Why the surprise. All of us know the drill by now. Angelina Jolie is out and about and is on several magazine covers promoting her directorial debut and movie. How many hottest this and hottest that does Jennifer Aniston have to date and everyone of them is when Angie is out promoting something. Trying to grab the spotlight. This newest Miss Hottest somethng is laughabale, yes JA is hotter than the world’s most famous femme fatale Marilyn Monroe don’t make me baff (throw Up!) JA face is flat and she is looking uglier as she gets older by constantly injecting restilyane without her hair over her face, her face now looking old hard and tough. Dogs and cats get fleas and ticks and Jennifer Ansiton have picked up a man who is a money sucker which is almost as bad, she needs to loose that gigilo. Angelina on the other hand is not to be spared she looked like madame dracula in that ugly black gown she had on at her premier!

  84. rosalee says:

    I did a short poll during a coffee break with the guys in the office..the hottest woman of all time, depends on your age the older guys said Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren, and Catherine Deneuve, the middle aged guys said Monica Bellalucci and Gillian Anderson were very hot, the youngest guy said the girl from the first two Transformers..but they all agreed Jennifer Aniston is the type of woman they wished lived next door. As for Jolie they all agreed she is drop dead beautiful but not sexy.

  85. thethinker says:

    I’m sure JA is taking it tongue in cheek,as you should.

    Hottest this, Sexiest that-these things are people’s opinions, not fact. The woman looks pretty fantastic. I’d buy that many people think she’s hot without her having to pay them for it.

  86. rosa says:

    i think there were many other BETTER photos you could have put here

  87. Lucky Charm says:

    Ava Gardner! And Cindy Crawford or Eva Longoria. JA shouldn’t even be on the list at all. SMH….

    Although I guess I can’t blame her – she has so much money that she has to spend it somewhere. You know the saying, “You can’t take it with you.”

  88. AZ says:

    This must be payed by Aniston, this is so the opposite of true! What about models, what about women who are truly beautiful, with feminine features without lucas films special effects make up like Aniston.

  89. P.M. says:

    Of all time? Hedy Lamarr, brains and beauty.

  90. anne_000 says:

    Gene Tierney, Jane Russell, Rita Hayworth, Liz Taylor, Paulette Goddard, Linda Darnell, Heddy Lamarr, Bette Davis, Joan Fontaine, Marlene Dietrich, Monica Bellucci, Marilyn Monroe, etc……. but Jennifer Aniston? Oh brother….. :(

  91. jin says:

    Angelina and Aniston are both overrated due to press exposure. Now Charlize Theron and Monica Bellucci are the only ones today who belong in the category with Ava Gardner, Marilyn Monroe, Lana Turner, Brigitte Bardot, and Rita Hayworth.

  92. Micah says:

    This poll is a joke….

    No offense to Aniston…..

    Seriously.

    Of ALL time.

    Who the f*@ck was polled?

  93. Me says:

    Charismatic and beautiful – yes… hottest of all time – not really.

  94. BELLA says:

    LOL LOL LOL ARE THEY KIDDING? SHE IS ALWAYS PAYING SOMEONE OFF.MARILYN MONROE? WHAT ARE THEY SMOKIN?JOKE! NO ONE BUYS IT …. CANT SHE JUST GO AWAY????????????????????????????

  95. Megan says:

    Her her chicken cutlet cheeks and Carol Burnett chin have always gotten on my nerves. I kind of hate her nose job, too.

  96. JuliaDomna says:

    Even “Goop” is sexier than this one. Jen Aniston would look better if she stopped with the blonde dye jobs, though.

  97. CJ says:

    Of all time or even this decade, no way! Still can’t figure out why Jolie keeps being called so beautiful in the face either when she has had so much plastic surgery.

  98. Callumna says:

    I never used to dislike her but PR overdrive works against you. She’s ok in that Sandra Bullock kind of way. Take or leave her but now I’m getting annoyed.

    Someone on her payroll with more appeal had to blow every guy at that staff.

    Or like most fit men they’re all gay.

  99. ManicPixieDreamGirl says:

    hahahahahahah.

  100. Pizzazz says:

    Clearly, she paid somebody off. I don’t even think she’s all that cute with that awful honker of hers. No surgery can fix it.

  101. tracking says:

    I think a lot of people incensed by this need to remember the context: Men’s Health not Vogue or something. Aniston is a logical choice because she embodies good health, prettiness, humor, and accessibility. She’s the perfect ‘type’ for the kind of men that read this magazine. Many of the undeniably great beauties listed in comments above do/did not exactly read ‘healthy.’

    • Bananarama1 says:

      Please remember we are talking about a woman who tans her skin to leather, is malnourished via eating the exact same lunch every day for 10+ years, smoked like chimney and has a drinking problem. She is the ANTITHESIS of health. Lets be honest here, ok? No health conscious readers of this mag, or men in general would pick an extremely malnourished alcoholic as an example of good health and sexiness. If you truly believe they would, you need a health AND reality check. This poll has all the believability of any online poll that the loonistons swamp. This poll, is a fake, and even the loonifers know it. Anyone seriously expecting us to believe that the male readers of this mag chose Aniston, is delusional and buying their own lies and distortions.

  102. hatekyle says:

    does her publicist have something to do with this? if so, how much? i’ve notice that romcom jen always win this and that poll and the results don’t really reflect what’s out there. silly magazine polls, most of these are publicity-driven.

    • Bananarama1 says:

      Undoubtedly. Like you said, the reality is very different, and I think that is what angers the loonifers the most. They can’t win unless they cheat and skewer (or rather manufacture) polls. This is proof positive. Next, this ‘mens’ magazine will choose Britney Spears as an example as the best vocalist of all time, and we will be expected to believe it. Seriously, it would be hilarious if it weren’t so pitiful and painfully obvious its a fake.

  103. teri says:

    I’m shocked at all the comments against her being named hottest woman of all time. I don’t find her hot by any means, I think it’s more they just threw her a bone since Angelina and Brad have left her in the dust.

  104. gossip lover says:

    CJ get real jolie is one of the most beautiful women i have ever seen,keep up that bs surgery thingy if it makes you feel better,as for aniston she can be the most perfect woman the gods have ever made lol this is some funny shit

  105. Amanda_So_CA says:

    Jen is the wholesome, all-American beauty – blonde, tan, great body, fun to hang out with, etc. Angelina is the exotic looking woman. She’s more European, cultured, and not as approachable. She often seems cold, which may or may not be true. I have often heard from my male friends that they think Jen is “cute,” but Angelina is “beautiful.” Ask any of my female friends and you’ll get a mixed response. It is true what they say, “Beauty IS in the eyes of the beholder.

  106. Emma says:

    What body??? Will someone please tell me what spell this woman’s PR magician has put on people to make them believe she has a ‘great’ body?

    The woman is only 5’3″ tall. Without those 4″ – 5″ do-me shoes she wears, you can see that she has short, stumpy legs. She is also short waist-ed and has no a$s whatsoever.

    Just take a realistic look at her sometime. If the woman at ‘it’ I’d give her props, but she doesn’t have it at all.

    I just don’t get it.

  107. hatekyle says:

    She’s not as pretty as Angelina nor does she come close to Angelina’s depth and substance which what really make any woman hot.
    Jen looks “surgically” hot to me!

  108. e says:

    Lainey pointed this out once, which I found hilarious. So they day Tree of Life premiered at Cannes (huge deal as it was the first time shown) JA’s publicist announced to people that her dog Norman passed. Norman died the previous week! So why wait five or six day to release that information to People magazine? Why release it all? I used to think the people who posted PR were crazy but I’ve been completely swayed to their side. Deadline is pretty serious, as in they usually delete comments they feel cross the line. However, one time a bunch of people lost it and started posted about how JA’s publicist was a leech, etc.

  109. CJ says:

    gossip lover your eyes must be deceiving you, poor thing! Go look at those pics of her and johnny lee miller. She has been surgically enhanced. That being said…she is beautiful.

  110. Victoria says:

    So she beat out Elizabeth Taylor, Lena Horne, Dorothy Dandridge, Ann Miller, and host of other entertainers that are way hotter than her. I mean have you seen Princess Anne in her youth? First class babe and she was smart. Cleopatra? A bomb ass bitch for sure!

    Or are they basing this on current celebs? Even so, she is still not even close. Charlize Theron, And Halle Cray Cray Berry, Adriana Lima, and so many more could fit the bill. Rania of Jordan. OMG, the Spencer sisters. Drop dead and allegedly very smart.

    ETA: And pretty much any star in Bollywood. Indian women are insanely hot. Then there is Xhang Ziyi.
    Chinny is nowhere close.

  111. Dee says:

    Of all time? I wanna puke! I never see her appeal at all, she dressses up way too young, has leathery skin and wears BLUE contacts. Remember people, she’s actually Greek. This vote is a joke, I’m sure she paid for the title herself to detract attention from Jolie’s Oscar buzz. Sophia Loren should have been no.1, beautiful then and beautiful now.

    • Freya says:

      This is just another one of those silly polls.
      If readers of a magazine find a bottle blonde with legs that aren’t “up to there,” the “hottest,” whatever that means exactly, then that’s true for them, not for everybody.

      Have another bunch of people vote, and the result will be different.

  112. Diane says:

    Of all time? I wanna puke! I never see her appeal at all, she dressses up way too young, has leathery skin and wears BLUE contacts. Remember people, she’s actually Greek. This vote is a joke, I’m sure she paid for the title herself to detract attention from Jolie’s Oscar buzz. Sophia Loren should have been no.1, beautiful then and beautiful now.

  113. Sarah says:

    Marginally talented and utterly bland in looks and personality. The fact that she is still relevant in any way is really crazy to me. Like they said above, her agent/ publicists seriously must be sorcerers.

  114. Sabrina says:

    This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Even in her youngest years was she ever HOT haha. She’s was even plainer then she is now. WOW is all I can say. This has to be a joke of some kind.

  115. gossip lover says:

    @ cj,nobody looks the same 15 years ago,look at his brother they have the same nose,the appearance is different depending on lighting and make up as fo jen this whole shit backfired whoever bought her this new title play a huge joke on her

  116. ann h. says:

    Well, at least she’ll never get an award for being intelligent. Lots of men really like a blond that’s not very bright so I can see the attraction.

  117. gossip lover says:

    omg this is so funny i cannot stop laughing hottest woman ever,wow our standards are low

  118. ilse says:

    what? no bond Girls of any time? no VS models of yesterday and today? this must be a joke.
    My husband claims the tv for him in any Bond movie, let alone when sofia Vergara is on, I have had to go see all the transformers movies… you know what he likes to see, and these are just off the top of my head. NO way!
    As I said, the ever present nipples in practically 10 years of re runs and beyond are a factor .

  119. CJ says:

    @gossip lover of course no one looks the same 15 years ago. You especially don’t look the same when you have been under the knife. AJ is beautiful though. I still can’t believe so many people focus on AJ vs. JA. The only thing the two women have in common is that they are both acted like Brad Pitt is the only man on the planet. It makes me sad for both of them. I think they are both vain and insecure.

  120. CJ says:

    Bottom line, that title given to JA is a joke. However, the title shouldn’t belong to AJ either. So many more beautiful and interesting women OF ALL TIME.

  121. LittleDeadGrrl says:

    Her body is rocking and she is very good looking but I’m sorry Hottest of all time? I could name 10 other women that could turn me les and not one of them is her. I don’t get this but whatever …

  122. hmm says:

    This accolade does her no favors because the reaction from most blogs has been laughter and claims that it was bought and paid for.

  123. sandy#1 says:

    ugh!!, refer to my comment on jolie thread yesterday, it’s been a while since i commented in ja thread, but, this is horrible, she should duck her head in shame, the sad part is, she believes this lie, look at her, LOOK!!! i said earlier this year, my son who is 26 yr old, thinks she is fug as hell, not even with a paper bag would he touch that, his words, trying to take attention from angie with this lie, i guess.. as long as you can keep people talking about you, all press is good press, delutional and all.

  124. Juliesunflower says:

    Rubbish choice and makes the mag lose it’s credibility. Marilyn Monroe is the hottest of all time.

  125. Scarlet Pimpernel says:

    Did Smart Water pay for this entire issue of Men’s Health Mag?

  126. Mario says:

    Side note: all the men who work for that magazine are gay and blind….

    • Bananarama1 says:

      Its the women who work for the magazine company that put in the votes for Aniston. I can’t see an actual man finding her hot at all, let alone the hottest. Its rather like a peace magazine voting in Osama Bin Laden as the most peaceful and charitable person. I don’t buy this ‘magazine’ poll, neither, I believe, do the loonistons. This is clearly the result of Team Looniston and the women that make the magazine/wives.

  127. Jag says:

    Interesting that Jessica Alba is no longer mentioned in correlation to these kinds of “contests.” She would’ve been my pick, since Angelina has remained too skinny for too long, imo.

    • pwal says:

      Maybe you’ve stumbled onto something. Maybe there’s a prejudice against those who ‘ruin their bodies’ in service of producing children. Mind you, Racquel Welch and Britney Spears had babies, but Racquel had hers before she broke through professionally, and Britney continues to be scrutinized post-babies.

      Meanwhile, Aniston proclaims that she loves and wants to have babies and yet… none.

  128. Penguin says:

    She looks good for her age but that’s it. I find her very average looking. Hottest woman of all time?. Dont think so I got better looking neighbours. Megan fox, Jessica alba or charlize theron should have got it.

  129. Bananarama1 says:

    Oh, how ironic! Beyond a joke. There is no doubt at all that TeamJA bought a lot of these magazines and multi-voted. I honestly have yet to meet one single man or guy who thinks JA has a ‘hot’ body or is remotely sexy. And thats the honest truth. And I’ve spoken with many. We know these ‘votes’ are not coming from men, and this ‘title’ has as much validity as an online poll.

  130. DeeVine says:

    I do know a lot of guys who think she is “hot”. Cos she has that healthy look, and seems easygoing and attainable for the average joe. (For example to me, Ryan Gosling is hot, but there are plenty of guys more handsome than he is.)

    I think she is hot too but “of all time” is really stretching it.

  131. Vanden says:

    Wow. I don’t think JA is ugly and she does look great for her age. But hottest woman of all time? that is BEYOND ridiculous

  132. Gigi says:

    Been seeing this all over the web and every single time I see the headline, I laugh out loud. What in the WTF?!! Sure, she looks good for her age and the body’s still bangin’, but JA is one nose job and a few missed yoga classes away from looking too much like my cousin Spyro. “Of all time” is a bit much. Never mind the current generation, I’m sure the divas of yesteryear all have their eyebrows raised in question. Sofia Loren and Raquel Welch, septuagenarians that they are, could still out-”hot” JA by a mile.

  133. phool says:

    For the 1st minute i thought it was 1st of April (april fools day) but then i realised its that one from Friends in another paid for competition in her own Agents brothers magazien know that is not Icoic but IRONIC. you can read from the fluffy interview segmant who intelectully challenged she really is.LOL.We all new she would come out of the woodwork during Angelina is promoting her Movie.Jenhag is so pardictable,always will remain an avarege looking women who got lucky with an A List star.

  134. Charlotteanbella says:

    I’m Team Jen but I can’t agree with her as #1 beauty of ALL-TIME. That has to go to Elizabeth Taylor for sure.

  135. Deltona lakes says:

    I agree with most of the comments here. This is some joke. She wasn’t even listed for HW most beautiful women on film. So now at 43 she’s the hottest woman of alll time. What a joke!

  136. toto says:

    yahoo has closed the comments ..people were really mad at her and her pr

    this will fire back badly

    • Bananarama1 says:

      Seriously? Yahoo closed their comments on it? Yahoo!? THE Yahoo! site? The Yahoo site that is invested with loonistons who admitted (on another board) that they act in a group to thumbs down all pro-Jolie and anti-Aniston posts? Yet people are seeing through this latest Huvaniston tactic? Yahoo!? Seriously? Thats unbelievable. This stunt must have backfired VERY seriously for the comments to be bad on Yahoo! to warrant them silencing people from commenting. hahaha :)

  137. leetruth says:

    They are kidding!!! Liz Taylor, Marilyn Monroe and Naomi Campbell.

  138. Cerulean says:

    What irritates me so much about her is her PR gaming. There is no way in anyone’s mind, fan or not, would buy this as real. She is not deserving. Her movies suck. Her body is smoke and mirrors. She’s been pulled, sliced, sucked, dyed and injected but still only looks attractive. Not hot or beautiful. Her nipple games are a vulgar bid for attention. She is desperate to be seen as a beauty. When plainly she isn’t. By playing these games she makes herself look insecure and pathetic. Her career is all bad movies and tabloids.
    First Justin is on People’s sexy list and she’s hottest. Huvane is ridic. It’s like he thinks he can convince us and brainwash the public in believing his over reaching. He needs to send her to acting classes and try to get her some substantive projects like a cool TV show on cable. She’s no moviestar no matter how they spin it.

  139. Platynum says:

    You people who are ranting still do not understand.Its a magazine about health.
    She has taken care of her body and it shows.You age yes but we can tell that Jolie has had surgery on her nose (like it or leave it JP fans).

    No one is perfect .

    • Bananarama1 says:

      No, its you who doesn’t understand. The VERY FACT that its a magazine about health, is the VERY REASON Aniston being chosen is ridiculous since she has abused her body, NOT taken care of it. Please remember we are talking about a woman who tans her skin to leather, is malnourished via eating the exact same lunch every day for 10+ years, smoked like chimney and has a drinking problem. She is the ANTITHESIS of health. Lets be honest here, ok? No health conscious readers of this mag, or men in general would pick an extremely malnourished alcoholic as an example of good health and sexiness. If you truly believe they would, you need a health AND reality check. This poll has all the believability of any online poll that the loonistons swamp. This poll, is a fake, and even the loonifers know it. Anyone seriously expecting us to believe that the male readers of this mag chose Aniston, is delusional and buying their own lies and distortions.
      Edit: btw, what has Jolie got to do with it? Why the obsessive need to drag her into it? You are insinuating AJ has had surgery on her nose (photos from past to present dispute that), but Aniston has ADMITTED to having TWO surgeries on her nose? You walked right into that one…

      • Platynum says:

        exactly…she admitted that she did have the surgeries…..whilst your GOD (cause i can see how you view her) DIDNT and it is plain as day to see that she DID.

        You need to get off your high horse and realize that they are all human and no different to us and will make mistakes after all that is a part of being human.

        i dont worship any of them but from your continuous rants on this page I can see that you are blind to anything else.

        Have a good day.

      • Bananarama1 says:

        Actually, she called them ‘deviated septums’, she didn’t really admit she had her nose re-shaped. And if you actually look at pictures of Angelina from her past to now, you will she that she HASN’T had a nose job, because the photos PROVE her nose is the same size as its ever been. And no, I do not worship her at all, but your rants show that you truly believe Aniston deserves this award and you are peed off that she is being called out. Tough. Have a nice day. :)

      • Annie says:

        Malnourished because she ate her veggies every day at lunch? Lol, that’s a pretty silly comment to make.

      • Bananarama1 says:

        Now Annie that is a silly comment to make. Who mentioned vegies? She ate a plain salad every day. Its not variety, and living on that along with the alcohol is indeed called malnourishment. Ask any Dietician. You need fats, oils, meat, vegies, and fruits etc. Her diet was far from healthy. Eating salad every day doesn’t mean you are well-nourished.

      • Tom says:

        Bananawoman, please don’t forget to take your medication..! : )

      • L says:

        I don’t understand how you can speak with such certainty about the state of Aniston’s health? You have must have somehow gotten access to her medical records – please let us know the specific results for her blood & urine tests, cholesterol levels, vitamin deficiencies, etc. so we can judge for ourselves. Thanks!

      • Fran says:

        Cox said it was a Cobb salad, I believe. Usually that includes bacon, chicken, tomatoes, egg, avocado, lettuce and possibly a few other things which is a far cry from “just lettuce”. Not to mention that there are two other meals in the day…

  140. Hermione says:

    This is so funny!
    All the critics are always saying that she buys her awards, whatevere award it is.
    That her agency is “conspiring” and “fakeing” her awards.
    Wow! They most have SOOO much money and power if they can do that all the time. Think about it.
    If that would be the case, Jennifer A and her peeps have more power, money and connections than anybody else i H-wood. They even rule BIG magazines (ELLE), TV-shows, networks etc….
    That would make her bigger than Ophra or Ted Turner!

    btw – I would have chosen Marilyn Monroe and Lauren Bacall. Jen A is a really beautifull woman, inside and out, but I prob would put her as No 3 ;)

    • Bananarama1 says:

      Actually her agent has been publicly caught out several times phoning stories in to get Aniston in the headlines, then phoning back to deny. He is infamous for it, so its not a stretch, its just you not wanting to know or accept the truth. And Theroux rating in some competition, now Aniston with this? If you honestly can’t see this is all a publicity stunt, I feel very sorry for you. Btw, Aniston’s actions and words (to Angelina and her homewrecking Heidi Bivens) prove she is a very UGLY person inside.

  141. CHRISTIAN_GIRL says:

    This will be wasted. She should have tried to BUY the smartest woman of all time title, but then she would have had to known she can’t stop the momentum of Angie’s movie and Brad’s 2 movie’s heading toward the Kodak Theater.

    And be honest, that IS what this is all about. Her movie is not until February and this will more than be all forgotten. Timing is off to help her, and not important enough to stop Angie, so rendered wasted and useless. In fact, it is not important right now as it is not getting hyped.

    This miscalculation is rare for her camp, but perhaps they were thinking, hoping ITLOBAH would get trashed. Silly little people, still trying to one up Jolie. The trashing has NOT happened, but the praising of ITLOBAH sure has.

  142. teri says:

    Maybe she was running a fever because I don’t get this title at all.

  143. hatekyle says:

    stand jen side by side with blow up photos of elizabeth taylor, grace kelly, sophia loren and she will look like a bar maid

  144. hatekyle says:

    or get her close to adriana lima in the victoria secret’s runway and she will look like her assistant

  145. ocean says:

    ewww i dont think so, and i’m seeing a trend in the amount of responses thinking the same thing

  146. Kobi says:

    Hilarious.
    All the AJ loons losing their s**t, because JA was announced Hottest Woman Ever by some mens mag.
    AJ nor JA deserve the title.
    There are many more deserving woman. Most have already been listed.
    Ladies please get over yourselves.

  147. Cerulean says:

    I have never liked Jen. I hated Friends. I hated her character. I also used to dislike Angie and Brad. I am no loon. Angie and Brad won me over by doing interesting films and charity. Jen just stayed the same. If she had done some interesting things then I would like her too. It’s her shallowness and PR stunting that make her unbearable. Not
    because of Brad or the triangle.
    It’s not either/or. I can’t stand her for HER alone.

  148. Mr Mike says:

    Heh, yes I agree, AZ photo please : )

  149. Diane says:

    This is really quite laughable. Who’s running this mag…a bunch of frat boys?? Gad, she’s barely sexy at all. You want hot? Watch Liz Taylor in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof or Kim Novak in Picnic or Marilyn in Niagara. The celluloid practically ignites from the heat. Aniston’s just an average looking so-so tv actress who found success in a mediocre sitcom aimed at the idiot masses.

    • Minty says:

      Thank you, Diane! You said just what I was thinking, only better. Yes, that list must have been compiled by frat boys or a bunch of immature male interns at Men’s Health. Putting Britney Spears, Anna Kournikova, and Jenna Jameson(!) above Elizabeth Taylor is completely ludicrous. How could they forget Ava Gardner and Lana Turner?

      They also included a few obscure women whose only notable achievement was appearing in Playboy or doing porn, fer chrissakes! And why list second-rate Marilyn Monroe imitators like Anna Nicole Smith and Jayne Mansfield when they already had the superior original?

      Marilyn and Elizabeth knew how to smolder on film by just standing there. Those films you mentioned are great examples. The camera loved them. Minor airbrushing existed then, but there was no Photoshop. Aniston is girl-next-door cute. She’s not a bombshell. In no way does she belong in the top 50, much less at number one. What a joke.

  150. Average says:

    Well please calm down all you (jealous?) females! To me Jennifer is hot. I like beautiful, happy looking women who take care of themselves, have sense of humour and firm, yet soft female bodies. Have an impression that JA likes normal things like friends home, beach, work, food, cheese and wine, dogs etc and enjoys life. Would probably be nice company to spend time with! Miss Femme Fatale, Miss Plastic-Sex and Miss Drama Queen contests are an other story and vote. This is Men’s Health Mag we are talking about.

    • Bananarama1 says:

      And again, Aniston has abused her body and health, she does not take care of herself. Miss Femme Fatale, Miss Plastic-Sex and Miss Drama Queen contests are the contests shes elegible to enter.

    • ilse says:

      Sandra Bullock then, or a younger one, anna Faris, All the funny and beautiful actresses from old screwball comedy like Claudette Colbert in “It happened one night”, one of the funniest movies there is. Julia Louis Dreyfuss? Lauren Graham? Zooey Deschanel? They are beautiful, some are over forty and they make less fuss about how they keep their great bodies.
      IMO, Aniston has a bigger PR team, and has conecctions to sell her image.
      I suspect about those “men” writing here, but whatever.

  151. Tom says:

    Maybe Kim, Elizabet or Marilyn were hot those days. But most of us were not born yet, hard to say.. Have heard that Kleopatra was hot too, long time ago in Egypt : )

    • Diane says:

      Tom, check out those three films and judge for yourself.

    • pwal says:

      Gotta disagree. Sexy is timeless.

      I remember when I was in college, I worked nights with this guy who, pretty much, thought that the sun rose and set on Pam Anderson. Mainly, he thought that because Barb Wire was heavily advertised. Eventually, he saw Barb Wired and he didn’t seem too impressed. He then kept talking about Demi Moore and Striptease, and again, he didn’t seem too impressed after seeing the actual movie.

      One night, I was watching The Seven Year Itch. It was the first scene Marilyn was in – she showed up at the apartment. To my shock, dude said ‘Wow!’ He nearly lost his $h*t when she was walking up the stairs. His mind was opened that night. And the next year, he and this other guy watched Grumpier Old Men with Sophia Loren at 60-something (?) – $hit was lost again.

      Dude was 22 at the time and had his world rocked by women ‘of a different time’. He was not an anomaly, hence the long lists of women from the 30s, 40s, 50s, and 60s being mentioned repeatedly.

    • Original Tiffany says:

      You want hot besides the incomparable Liz? (I mean, c’mon, violet eyes!)
      Raquel Welch in 10,000 BC. Is she hot in that fur bikini or what? Like smoldering ala the three women mentioned above. Not “cute”, HOT, blazing sexuality with beauty, those women.
      As for women these days, would anyone argue that Sofia Vergara is not hotter than JA? I could name hundreds of women hotter than her.
      I could care less about the AJ/JA thing. JA wasn’t even the hottest on her hit show! That would go to Courtney Cox. I’m still puzzled about how she did the best out of them. Not the funniest or most beautiful, but the rom-comers love her.

  152. Adrien says:

    Hottest? Maybe she has a fever.

  153. Amanda says:

    I don’t know why people are getting upset over this. It was probably just a popularity contest anyway.

    • Julia says:

      ITA

      I don’t understand why people are freaking ou tover this.

      Personnally I have always found her face ugly and manly looking, her body averagely fit (never liked her thick neck, those flabby unathletic arms and short legs on a sporty woman at that), but to each is own.

      For me the best overall shape belong to hour glass Gina Lolobrigida and Bardot (both had a 20 inch waist). Bardot was 5’7″ leanly curvaceous and long legged. A ballerina grace. Best body to a model : Elle Mc Pherson, best legs to an actress : Cameron Diaz, best legs I have ever seen is a tie between former sprinter Marie Jose Perec and my own sister. Best arms : Naomie Campbell and Kelly Rowlands, ect…

      If some health magazine and its viewers found Aniston hot or the hottest standard ever, that’s their prerogative and their standard.

      Personally for such a magazine I would have picked among the athletic world, a swimmer or a tennis player but again to each their own and it’s perfectly fine.

      Let them and move on people. It’s not that serious.

  154. Yia says:

    It is a fun mix top 12 on mens health:
    1 Jennifer Aniston
    2 Raquel Welch
    3 Marilyn Monroe
    4 Britney Spears
    5 Madonna
    6 Ursula Andress
    7 Bettie Page
    8 Pamela Anderson
    9 Jane Fonda
    10 Angelina Jolie
    11 Sharon Stone
    12 Scarlett Johansson

  155. Victoria says:

    Marylin Monroe? Overfuckingrated. Liz Taylor was gorgeous. She and Lena Horne and even Julie Christie get my vote. I just think that Catherine and Bridget are overrated. Boring blondes. At least Marilyn wasn’t boring.

    IMO the most beautiful celebrity I have ever seen is IMAN and then Naomi. That bitch is bad. I know they say black doesn’t crack but what the hell does that woman do? She’s approaching sixty and she still looks forty.

    • Minty says:

      Marilyn Monroe is overrated? I think not. Charlize Theron, Mariah Carey, Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, Madonna, Drew Barrymore, Kate Moss, Kylie Minogue, Britney Spears, and D-listers like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have all copied her style and image. There are about 300 MM books in English alone.

      I often find that people who dismiss her so easily know little about her. They haven’t read 5 good biographies. They haven’t seen “Bus Stop”, “The Misfits”, or “Don’t Bother To Knock”. They are familiar with her mainly through photos or the simplistic pop culture approximation of her persona. They are ready to pronounce her as overrated, without having any clue how complex and interesting the real woman was.

      Holding the attention of generations of different people almost 50 years after death, as Marilyn has done, is not something the “overfuckingrated” can achieve, especially when you consider that many of her contemporaries (stars of her time, including those who died young) are forgotten today. How many young people know who Jean Harlow is? Or Louise Brooks? Who else has so many respected authors – Gloria Steinem, Joyce Carol Oates, Truman Capote, Norman Mailer, etc. – writing about them?

      I do agree with you regarding Iman and Lena Horne. Those lovely ladies are something fierce. Naomi Campbell, not so much, because her ugly personality ruins her looks for me.

    • whatevs says:

      this! to everything you said, really.

  156. Coucou says:

    This is clearly a publicity stunt that has both worked magnificently AND gone awry at the same time.

  157. lrm says:

    235 freakin’ comments on this thread? i’m not even attempting to read this insanity-
    Get.A.Life.
    lol
    I just could not believe the main page link showing this many comments for THIS! The hostility towards this celebrity defies logic.
    who cares? some ppl like her; some don’t. it’s irrelevant what a magazine thinks, and this thread is beyond bitchy gossip, people.

  158. Sara says:

    My husband is 35 and much prefers JA over Angelina. But my husband also thinks super thin women with puffer lips are gross even if they have a beautiful face. He says he can’t believe men or women find AJ hot anymore. I think it depends on your taste. IMO it’s not fair to compare them because they are such different types of pretty. It’s like hot girl next door versus sexy seductress imo.

  159. Josephina says:

    Bravo, Huvane. You are earning your money. Aniston…hottest of “all time”? Are you serious? Really? Over Marilyn Monroe? PFFFT.

    Apparently, over 29,000 commenters at Yahoo beg to differ. This is nothing short of a sad, pathetic joke.

    Anyone surprised at the timing of this bought award? As usual, Aniston cannot stand for Angie to get attention for her professional work, in this case as a writer and a director, for her upcoming movie In The Land of Blood And Honey, due out in theaters on December 23rd.

    Angie is getting tremendous coverage (60 minutes, Newsweek, Marie Claire, CNN plus tons of other interviews) as well as great reviews. She is seen getting support from her inlaws (Jane/Bill Pitt), her brother, her father Jon Voight, Gwen Stefani AND her ex-husband, Johnny Miller. Oh, we cannot forget her staunch supporters, sexy Brad and the venerable Clint Eastwood.

    The JoliePitt family is a united clan for all to see and witness. All of this abundant love (Angie: “He is not JUST the love of my life, he’s my FAMILY” and togetherness (Brad: “I would work with her in a second!”) … the WE ARE FAMILY theme song playing in the background… is STILL too much bear.

    Funny…we have never seen Brad support Jen in any one of her 20+ movies she has made since the infamous 2005 divorce. In fact, I do not remember Jane/Bill Pitt coming out for Aniston for her “work” while she was married to Brad.

    Ah, but you all say they are friends. right? Friends, indeed.

    Congratulations on your timely award and to your exhaustive means of coattailing, EVEN still in 2011.

    Good grief!

  160. Josephina says:

    I would vote for Jennifer Aniston as the most “Shallow and Bitter Ex-Wife of ALL TIME…EVER”

  161. LavenderLava says:

    @Blonde on the Dock, And I suppose that wouldn’t be because you are clearly a huge Aniston fan and if your husband wants some and wants peace in the house, what else is he going to say? To those that aren’t wearing rose-colored glasses and can see what she says and does, she comes across as very nasty, passive-aggressive and therefore unkind, and that makes her even more non-beautiful.

    • blonde on the dock says:

      You are clearly wrong. I’m more interested in the crazy comments than any of the over-rated triangle. Maybe you should remove the hater shades though. How you can see her as a “nasty, passive-aggressive and therefore unkind, and that makes her even more non-beautiful person” is quite the leap. Has she offended you personally? You do realize she’s probably someone completely different than how she’s marketed right?

      • LavenderLava says:

        Nope Blonde on the dock, I’m clearly right. And JA’s personality comes through with her passive-aggressive attacks on AJ and her hiring Handler to spew hatred and racism against AJ and her children. Unless you believe these things are indicative of a nice person? lol And I do see through the marketing of her, hence why I call her out for who and what she truly is, rather than the fake and phony ‘sweetheart’ she is ‘marketed’ as. Its a pity you and others can’t see through the marketing as I have.

  162. Hermione says:

    This is so funny!
    All the critics are always saying that she buys her awards, whatevere award it is.
    That her agency is “conspiring” and “fakeing” her awards.
    Wow! They most have SOOO much money and power if they can do that all the time. Think about it.
    If that would be the case, Jennifer A and her peeps have more power, money and connections than anybody else i H-wood. They even rule BIG magazines (ELLE), TV-shows, networks etc….
    That would make her bigger than Ophra or Ted Turner!

    If she hade all that power, don´t you think she´d be using in a better way than buying herself a “hotness” award”?
    Do you really think Jen A ist just reaching for that?
    Start gapping if she gets the Oscar for no other reason than excellent and worthy acting.
    Buying hotness is her goal? YOU are pathetic if you think that.
    She IS HOT but worthy of an Oscar – well that one she has to prove, even in my book!

  163. leetruth says:

    BREAKING NEWS! :- Jenn is screaming at all the ridicule.

  164. marie says:

    Jennifer Aniston is very attractive and in great shape but to be named the most sexiest woman of all time???? No, and not Halle Berry either (she’s a diva bitch). There is no such thing as the sexiest woman of all time…Woman cannot be compared as everyone womens beauty is unique and incomparable.

  165. Original Chloe says:

    So, this one backfired nicely;)

  166. Emma says:

    Oh wow … this ‘poll’ was SO fixed! It was featured at Men’s Health.com, not the monthly magazine. How, then, could anyone tell the gender of the voters? I call B.S.

  167. justathought says:

    Fifty years from now…no one will know
    “Jennifer” but men will still be dreaming of “Marilyn”. Now that’s hot!

  168. Josephina says:

    @Deltona:

    EXACTLY…this woman…actually thought enough of herself, seriously (stop laughing y’all), to “sit down for an interview” on hotness? Delusional much?

    Oh, and to the sprite who thinks we are screaming at the ocean…make no mistake there is no jealousy for Aniston, let alone any love or admiration for a desparate, bitter, coattailing, very-average looking ex-wife who consistently goes out of her way to be in the media AT THE SAME TIME ANGIE IS IN THE MEDIA.

    Aniston is a mediocre actress that keeps fit. Just like Cameron Diaz. Don’t get me started on her face.

    The Housewives of Orange County, Beverly Hills, Miami, New Jersey AND New York City could give her a run for the money. Let’s not include any housewives of any football, baseball or basketball star, because it would be a wrap. Staying fit at 42-43 is not that hard to do, as there are many that have been doing it, while having babies and keeping more curves.

    What is this, a consolation prize because all she has is Justin for the moment?

    By the way, the international blogs are worse than Yahoo. Aniston the hottest of all time? Sure, that’s just like saying that Brad was at his peak when he was with Aniston, and we all know that ain’t true.

  169. Isa says:

    I think they used her name for publicity. And it worked.

    i think she’s eating it up…remember that rumor she got off on hearing her partner tell her how hot she is? She gave an interview for this ….I would be embarrassed because it’s clearly so, so, wrong.

    My husband and I went through the list together and laughed.

  170. Fran says:

    Surprised that the chief Aniston hater hasn’t commented. Did someone get blocked?

  171. hatekyle says:

    maybe she got tormented years ago when she was not crowned prom queen. and i’m talking about her publicist

    • Josephina says:

      That same publicist bought her a previous sympathy award “GQ Man of the Year” the same year (2005) that Brad and Angie began dating, later dubbed the name “Maniston.”

      This woman was never recognized or hailed as a beauty in her 20s or 30s and all of a sudden in the same week that Angie’s face is all over the media, she is “recognized” as hottest of all time? What a co-inki-dink. This is PR in over-drive and it’s very transparent.

      There isn’t a single woman jealous of this most unfortunate woman.

  172. Kira says:

    The Men’s Meth Club voted Jennifer Aniston as the hottest (cougar-catch)
    of ALL TIME. 100+ million buys a whole lot of toys. (You will need to shave, spray tan, do photo ops for creepy photographers, and be available for Oscar dates if a certain ex-husband happens to get nominated.)

    There–fixed it for you! ;-)

  173. NM9005 says:

    *munching popcorn* Almost 400 posts, people love to hate :D

    I now know what I want for Christmas: a post about Aniston being the best actress of all time! It will be the gift that keeps on giving! Then I will buy some vodka to start a nice drinking game every time somebody mentions the Triangle. To not die from alchohol intoxication, I will only drink when a different poster starts :) .

  174. Mara says:

    Of all time ?That is exaggerated she have a nice body but the face is not sexy at all a sexy women should have a sexy face to Monica Belluci ,Charlize Theron,Angelina Jolie but only her face cuz she is to skinny

  175. loonietunes says:

    Loons are working over time on here. This must really suck for you. You have never fully understood that when you insult lovely Jen, it translates into increased distaste for AJ.

    • Emma says:

      And that statement says more about ‘you’ than us. :)

    • Josephina says:

      I love how you defend Aniston on the internet and STILL, there are not enough of you willing to pay and sit in a theatre and watch her act.

      Distaste for AJ? Haha, is that you again, Huvane? Go ahead and spend some more of Aniston’s money on foolishness since she allows this nonsense. What will you buy next? Karma has not been your friend.

      You need to get a head start and buy advance tickets for Jen to fill up the seats for her next movie “Wanderbust.” I say this because no one watched her directorial stint (10 minutes) with Alicia Keys and Demi Moore which aired earlier this year. No time to waste. Start now….Hey (chewing popcorn)…that IS a brilliant idea.

      All this time and money generated and STILL no acting chops.

      The disgust for Aniston for foolishly carrying on a public vendetta masked as a righteous this-would-not-be-happening-if-you-hadn’t-stolen-Brad-from-me cruisade, to include blame upon Angie, an outsider, for the demise of her marriage and creating nasty, rabid fans on websites such as IUC and FF (some here as well) has been WORLDWIDE for quite some time… 7 years and still counting. Catch up and deal with it.

  176. ANONYMOUS says:

    Actually it was suppose to be the baby December surprise bomb! Just in time for the Anelina Jolie December movie premiere remember how hard she was promoting that crap,walking bare foot in Hawaii,as to say bare foot and pregnant, wearing maternity type clothing , covering up her stomach with hands and huge hand bags, well it didn’t happened the rabbit died. So what’s next! Plan-B Ms caricature of something which we all know is the JOKE OF ALL TIME. Jennifer Aniston spills homely in her DNA,irregardless of what she wears and how she acts, some women are just born that way, HOMELY, and they attract many girl-friends because women don’t find them a threat to their boy friends doesn’t that sound just like JA.

  177. Maya says:

    I love her mention of Gloria Steinem. I mean, this is totally something Steinem would approve of: ranking women in order of hotness.

  178. Judy says:

    Too weird I have no idea who did the voting but it sure wasn’t any men or boys that I know. most think she is really shallow. The onlyreason her body is half way decent is she never had kids. She had also had lots of work on her face too. I think she is attractive but no a good actress nor beautiful or sexy lol. As for being the hottest of all time..no way in hell.

  179. deltona lakes says:

    Fran, then you don’t pose naked on the cover of mens magazine or at 43 years old posing in pink pajamas with a teddy bear. I don’t get your point.

  180. macherie says:

    this article was right on, well done. as you said, Aniston does have a great body for being over 40 but definitely not hottest woman, who the Hell is rating these magazines?

  181. Emma says:

    Again … it was an ‘online’ poll where anyone could vote. ‘Men’ didn’t vote for Jen, ‘women’ did.

  182. Original Chloe says:

    Yeah, I agree with the posters pointing out the contradiction between her *feminist* (eyeroll) ideal and her own photoshoots that capitalize on the simplest, crudestst idea of femininity (and don’t even get me started on the nipples thing, or the hair toss thing, or her inability to utter a coherent sentence half of the time). I wonder if she ever actually read anything by Steinem.

    In fact, her own fans reduce her to a heavily sexualized body, an image that she, admittedly, created herself (just browse any of the posts, the idea of Jennifer having “a hot body/body to die for/ the best body in Hollywood” is the most common reply to any attempt at criticism of this woman), and she basks in it.
    _________________

    But okay, I’ll say it: Jennifer Aniston, you are the *hottest* woman out there, in all history and there will never be one hotter than you. You’ve accomplished your goal, you can now peacefully retire from this strenuous, thorny path.

    And you, Jennifer Aniston fans, admire truly the hottest woman on earth: no one has boobs like her, or better legs, or better hair, no one will cry with you like her and no one will be a better friend to you.

    Jennifer Aniston’s hotness is a gift to humanity.
    I have been corrected in my wrong ways.

    (If it makes everyone happy, I can repeat it as long as you want)

  183. Allons - y Allonso says:

    Never mind that! How in the hell did those 2 w****s Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton rate higher over the likes of Sophia Loren and Rita Hayworth?! I understand that sexy is in the eye of the beholder but jeez!

  184. Shona says:

    I totally almost agree. I still am a Marilyn Monroe fan but for 2nd place I totally agree. Aniston is beautiful, funny, down-to-earth, and likeable. I think she deserves this title.

  185. theLevelTruth says:

    no…………….f—ing……………way…………….

  186. laji says:

    “That didn’t happen – it’s pretty much radio silence from Aniston and Theroux this week.”

    What what what? Doing an interview for the title Hottest Woman Of All Time during the week that someone else’s directorial debut is getting screened is radio silence?

    This is so obvious I can’t believe anyone would think it was a “coincidence” that Aniston got this particular cover this week.

    Never mind what a large majority of us are all thinking: Sexiest? Of ALL Time?!

    Sure funny is sexy, but. Um. Marilyn was funny, too and much much sexier. In a separate universe of big league sexy. Tina Fey is far funnier, too, and also more rounded and grounded as a person (and I think better looking than Aniston to boot). Gee, in any direction I can find someone superlative to Aniston. I’m pretty sure that taking every pro-Aniston criteria into consideration, I could still find about 20 women who are a better fit for Sexiest Woman Of All Time.

    And there are people out there who *don’t* think Aniston’s publicist arranged this?? Really?!

  187. Jaxx says:

    If Angelina knew that falling for Brad was going to link her name to Aniston for the rest of her life no matter what the topic would she have run screaming the other way?

  188. theLevelTruth says:

    do you people understand what the word “sexy” means?

    she ain’t it…

  189. LuckyLilGem says:

    Someone paid them off…

  190. micha says:

    LOL!!! How much did this cost her PR group?

  191. Me says:

    She gotta be the ugliest actress in many years. Big honker, big joker chin, wrinkles from tanning, fake attitude.

  192. Me says:

    Bury your head Jen…I would. Too embarrassing now that you got crowned hottest of all time..right! LOL! Your PR screwed up big time and your the laughing stalk…ha. ha. You hot…so not!

    • kiki says:

      I agree, imagine how desperate she has too be to make her PR go as far as saying she is the hottest woman alive. It is really embarrassing, but hey if someone pays me 20 million I will call him/her the most beautiful woman/man in the world. There is a shit load of money that goes towards this woman’s PR, all away since friends!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  194. Jess says:

    SHE IS WAY UGLY and LOOKS LIKE A MAN SOMETIMES… YUK!!!

  195. LavenderLava says:

    loonietunes, likewise, when you loonistons insult the lovely Angelina Jolie, it leads to an increase in hate for Aniston. But loonistons don’t understand that they are Aniston’s worst enemy…