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		<title>By: alexis</title>
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		<dc:creator>alexis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 21:56:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i think she&#039;s just fat.theres one thing to have curves kim kardashian has curves, salma hayek has curves, and i think it looks really nice, but theres one thing to ce curvy and to be fat, and shes fat. her face ick! what happened to the cute blonde chick from newlyweds...she looks nasty...no wonder she&#039;s jealous of tony&#039;s ex carrie underwood...carrie is hot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i think she&#8217;s just fat.theres one thing to have curves kim kardashian has curves, salma hayek has curves, and i think it looks really nice, but theres one thing to ce curvy and to be fat, and shes fat. her face ick! what happened to the cute blonde chick from newlyweds&#8230;she looks nasty&#8230;no wonder she&#8217;s jealous of tony&#8217;s ex carrie underwood&#8230;carrie is hot.
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		<title>By: WTF?!?!</title>
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		<dc:creator>WTF?!?!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:56:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I wonder if we’ll soon be regaled with stories about how her farts smell different because she’s expecting.&quot;
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 

My vote goes for unfortunate--if deliberate-- dress choice.

Oh, and neelyo:  roflmao!!!</description>
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<p>My vote goes for unfortunate&#8211;if deliberate&#8211; dress choice.</p>
<p>Oh, and neelyo:  roflmao!!!
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<dc:creator>vdantev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:13:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Unfair- he was aiming for Jessica.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unfair- he was aiming for Jessica.
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		<title>By: The Old KC</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Old KC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:27:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Carrie - would your last name happen to be &quot;Underwood&quot;?  :wink:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Carrie &#8211; would your last name happen to be &#8220;Underwood&#8221;?  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=':wink:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Leandra</title>
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		<dc:creator>Leandra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:55:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I dobut she&#039;s pregnant.  She just stuffed her face with food while in the restaurant.  See that&#039;s what happens when you eat a lot of food - your stomach grows.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I dobut she&#8217;s pregnant.  She just stuffed her face with food while in the restaurant.  See that&#8217;s what happens when you eat a lot of food &#8211; your stomach grows.
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		<title>By: Syko</title>
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		<dc:creator>Syko</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:13:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Head wounds bleed really profusely.

Maybe it&#039;s my eyes, but I just don&#039;t see the bad injury to the guy.  That little thin line of blood?  Pffft.  Probably gets worse than that shaving.

All that aside, people shouldn&#039;t be injured in any way by the photogs.  That&#039;s going too far.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Head wounds bleed really profusely.</p>
<p>Maybe it&#8217;s my eyes, but I just don&#8217;t see the bad injury to the guy.  That little thin line of blood?  Pffft.  Probably gets worse than that shaving.</p>
<p>All that aside, people shouldn&#8217;t be injured in any way by the photogs.  That&#8217;s going too far.
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		<title>By: Carrie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Carrie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:53:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why do the paparazzi even follow Jessica Simpspon.  She is a no talent celeb who needs to put a fork in her &quot;music and movie&quot; career.  She should move her self back to Texas and get a job at the local Wal-Mart.  With her lack of inteligence I doubt she could even do that well.  She just needs to go away!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why do the paparazzi even follow Jessica Simpspon.  She is a no talent celeb who needs to put a fork in her &#8220;music and movie&#8221; career.  She should move her self back to Texas and get a job at the local Wal-Mart.  With her lack of inteligence I doubt she could even do that well.  She just needs to go away!!
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		<title>By: Nova</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nova</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Get off the damn baby bump nonsense! *groan*  She would have told the world if she was pregnant...girl shares every detail of her life at all times.  She just has put a little weight on...looks fine to me...healthy in fact.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get off the damn baby bump nonsense! *groan*  She would have told the world if she was pregnant&#8230;girl shares every detail of her life at all times.  She just has put a little weight on&#8230;looks fine to me&#8230;healthy in fact.
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		<title>By: elisha</title>
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		<dc:creator>elisha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:24:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol@neelyo.

I noticed her round tummy too. But she&#039;s SOOO SHORT! I think even a little bit of weight gain really shows on her, so she could just&#039;ve gained a little weight.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol@neelyo.</p>
<p>I noticed her round tummy too. But she&#8217;s SOOO SHORT! I think even a little bit of weight gain really shows on her, so she could just&#8217;ve gained a little weight.
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		<title>By: neelyo</title>
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		<dc:creator>neelyo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought suffering a head injury was a prerequisite for being Jessica Simpson&#039;s friend.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought suffering a head injury was a prerequisite for being Jessica Simpson&#8217;s friend.
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