I’m still in love with the darker shade of brown that Jessica Biel has been rocking for months. Honestly, her hair dye is my favorite thing about this extremely bland and aggressively ambitious girl. These are photos from an event last night benefiting “water.” That’s all. While searching for the name of the event, I found only this – the “6th Annual Charity Ball benefiting charity: water.” Jessica has done charity work for water charities before, but I seem to remember those charities had jazzier names. “charity: water” isn’t really eye-catching.
The dude with Jessica in these photos is named Scott Harrison, and I guess he runs “charity: water.” He’s kind of cute – he looks kind of like Bob Hope squished together with a teddy bear. Considering Jessica thinks Justin Timberlake’s jock is the best she can do, I wouldn’t mind Jessica having a torrid affair with a normal, decent-looking guy like Scott at all.
As for Jessica’s dress – it’s Valentino. And when the flashes hit it, you can see right through the tiered, gauzy skirt, which is super-tacky. But I just don’t like these kinds of over-worked, fussy, lacy dresses on younger girls. I don’t like them on older girls, either, but younger girls are choosing these fussy, old-lady, widow-wear more and more. Jessica looks like she’s draped in a black doily. Bad.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I would have to go with tacky widow-wear.
The guy is cute! She could do a lot worse in an affair.
Don’t like the dress and the shoes are awful paired with it! I hate this clunky platform with ridiculous 6″ heel look…when will it end?!?!?!
On Selma Hayek yes. On too-pretty-to-get-work Biel it looks frumpy.
I think it’s pretty – prob. looks better in person.
Kaiser, you seem grouchy today . . . are you ok?!?!
I’m fine, I just hate this dress.
Is that Spanx I see (the girl standing next to her in the fourth picture)?
JB’s nose has been shaved down too much, and her lips are frightening. I am really starting to wonder if indeed she is JT’s beard, or JT’s is Jessica’s beard. JB looks inhuman.
Spot on. Another example of a naturally pretty girl who ruins her looks by too much tweaking. She’s verging on campy at this point, IMO.
completely agree — not a fan of her acting, but she used to be such a beauty years back when she was on that TV show. her (original) face was just striking.
PS check out this link for pics of Biel pre surgery.
http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/684254/Jessica-Biel-used-to-look-so-different
Shaved nose, so that’s what is wrong with it! It’s almost looking like Michael Jackson’s nose (rip).
He looks doinkable. I wouldn’t kick him outta bed.
Charity:Water is actually one of the savvier non profits running today.
I researched them after reading an Inc. article that described their marketing campaign, and what that guy Scott has accomplished from nothing is pretty amazing.
Their campaign relies heavily on celebrities, Matt Damon and Jennifer Connelly were big ones that have signed on for commercials, videos, etc. and they do cutting edge youtube videos and huge splashy celebrity-laden events to draw attention to their work.
(I’m not sure if Biel qualifies as a huge celebrity, but whatever 🙂
She looks like one of those women who walk around Tombstone, AZ. in rented bordello outfits. Not bad, tho.
Her lips are insane!! just on the erge of exploding!
Biel has given me a lot of self-confidence. I used to be self-conscious about my looks, but now I know I’m actually ‘too pretty’—because I’m not in movies either. Whew.
(I know I’m dating myself, but Phil Donohue did a show years ago on women who were ‘too attractive to get a date.’ But the mistake the producers made was that they didn’t get photos of the women before the show. ALL of them were PLAIN or UGLY and DELUDED. It was painful watching Phil & the audience trying to be polite. It was the most surreal talk show I ever saw.)
These two make a cute couple she should totally dump Timberlake and date a normal dude who will worship the ground she walks on…with that said – she looks eh.
She should dump Timberlake and date someone like him
It’s funny how she goes to every Timberlake event but when she has something to promote he is nowhere to be found. When is this girl going to learn that he doesn’t give a crap about her.
She bores me.
I don’t like her mouth – it looks big and severe – hate her overdone upper lip.
Her face scares the crap outta me!
It looks sooo tight and her lips look like they are going to crack and burst. Owie!
Wow, I thought black was a fail-safe color, but that dress really is terrible. Her face looks gorge tho…
I don’t get how peple think she’s pretty.
Talentless & ugly is more likely
I can’t stand this chick ! Love her hair color but hate the dress
BORING. Looks like a 1990s Barbie dress. One of my daughters had one just like it, in white. Barbie’s hair kept getting caught in the huge strip of Velcro holding it together in the back.
So why is she famous? This is the chick who thinks she should have gotten most of Anne Hathaway’s roles? Ten years from now, nobody will even remember her name. No, make that five years from now. It says a lot that she is mainly recognized as “Timberlake’s old GF” rather than anything else. As I said before, BORING.
I think she looks fine. The dress isn’t the best ever but it’s quite pretty, and I really like her hair and makeup.
Kaiser, hate to tell you this, but I think that spring and summer are the seasons of the doily. Large lace everything hit the runways and it’ll be doily staring you when you’re shopping for new summer clothes.
Does anyone else hate her nose? I looks so done.
I can’t see her nose for her upper lip, it’s disgusting. Why does she inject her upper lip, who tells her it looks good??? She’ll never cheat or dump Timberlake, he is her meal ticket. I also don’t believe they actually ever broke up. It was all for publicity for his movie and Biel had to shut up and take it, b/c she doesn’t have anything else to keep her in the spotlight.
Another wrong choice to engross her long list