Everyone is quite sick with bad colds at my place, including me. I took some sudafed and am kind of loopy. I’ll try to gossip but it might not be too coherent. The site was buggy again yesterday, but I think I finally fixed it.

– Sutton Pierce Federline never existed. Britney deserves a lot of credit for hiding the tot’s identity for so long. [Celebslam]
– Jayden James is the new Suri Cruise [Socialite’s Life]
– Tom and Katie set a date [Mollygood]
– Is Katie Holmes going back to work? [Glitterati]
– Brad Pitt and baby Shiloh look like twins. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Brad Pitt had sex with a hooker at one point years ago, but Angelina Jolie had sex with everyone, so what does she care? [IDLYITW]
– What the hell is Tea Leoni wearing? [Bastardly]
– Arrivals at the Hollywood Film Festival 10th Annual Awards in Beverly Hills [Gabsmash]
– Madonna’s H&M ads are getting replaced. What a shame. [popbytes]
– Madge using Oprah to help her kidnap African babies [metadish]
– Will Oprah help absolve Madonna of her crimes against humanity? Probably, but it’s not fair. [Celebritology]
– Madonna’s half-orphan’s godfather is already more involved in his life than Guy Ritche [Best Week Ever]
– George Clooney spotted in Italy [Celebrific]
– Horrible Halloween costumes [CityRag]
– Top-earning dead celebrities [Agent Bedhead]
– Lisa Rinna is Large Marge from the Pee Wee Herman movie [yeeeah]
– Eric Bana and Terrence Howard to star in BTK movie. [ICYDK]
– Robbie Williams angers disabled groups [DListed]
– Jake Gyllenhaal’s buldge [Oh La La Paris]
– “Flags of our Fathers” is good, but lacks something [Pajiba]
– Exercise Guidelines Every Pregnant Woman Should Read [Celeb Diet]
– John Legend Interview By: Just Jared & Very Vera [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Snoop Dogg tried to sneak a gun collapsable metal baton on an airplane, said it was just a prop for a movie [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Remember Paris Hilton’s celibacy ban? Neither does she. [Celeb News Wire]
– Lindsay Lohan’s Better Off With Women [Hollywood Tuna]
– Scary Michael Jackson pumpkin [Haute Gossip]
– Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane pictures [Derek Hail]