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Ever since landing Charlie Sheen’s old spot on “Two and a Half Men,” Ashton Kutcher’s life has truly vaulted into excess. First, there was the news that Ashton was gifted with a 1000-sq-ft luxury trailer for his on-set dalliances, and now Ashton has decided that his post-Demi Moore life must hit equally gaudy heights. As such, the douche supreme has rented this 10,000-sq-ft architectural “wonder” in the Hollywood Hills that boasts 5 bedrooms, 8 baths, fully retractable walls of glass, floating dining room, screening room, infinity pool, and an open sky terrace. How much is Ashton paying to live here? $50,000 per month. I guess as the highest-paid sitcom actor in current existence, he can afford it. For now, anyway.
At the moment, however, Ashton is in Berlin to formalize yet another one of his start-up companies. This time, it’s a German-backed IT company named “Amen,” but Ashton wasted no time after hours in chasing the poontang dragon. Here he is all hungover looking after leaving a bar with no less than three women.
Berlin.de even says that one of the girls looked a lot like a youthful version of Demi Moore. Some of the article gets lost in (Google) translation, but you’ll get the gist:
No less than three ladies he drove home in his BMW 7 Series.
In the morning, 3.47 clock in the middle. Ashton Kutcher (33) strode out of a gate on the road. Wide-screen grin, cigarette in mouth, three girls there. The end of a long night.
A life-smiling blonde in beige trench coat and thigh. A dark-haired with Dutt, transparent shell, and fur. And a black cloak and dressed with hair down to the bottom. Her dark mane-center parting, some may remember Demi Moore, in a much younger version.
The Hollywood stallion is finally traveling on business. He spent from his private fortune in the new communications platform, “Amen.” which aims to make the Berlin Felix Petersen It-medium a la Facebook. The million-deal is now sealed and celebrated.
Monday night we went. Ashton first tweeted with an entourage for a clock in the morning a few long drinks in the “Odessa” bar (Torstraße) and tweeted: “Berlin already sleeping around?”
Not so! Since the mid-watches Hipperia show up. That happened to the “Two and Half Men,” then-husband to the private party in the third Upstairs one of the best addresses in town.
With red wine in hand, he leaned against the window, waved high spontaneous woman who lost standing around in the yard. Then he busied himself with the brunette. No scene-cuts, a grown girl in a black blazer, rather than for short conversations for long nights.
[From Berlin.de]
Ugh. He is so disgusting, and I honestly don’t know why chicks dig him at all. Sure, he’s famous and rich, but I just don’t see the attraction. Not only is he a douchey prick, but he’s got some increasingly pronounced chipmunk cheeks going on too. Meanwhile, the Hollywood reporter has a new interview with Chuck Lorre where he discusses how wonderful Ashton is as a human being and that the two have talked about continuing the current arrangement for future seasons of “Two and a Half Men.” So I guess Ashton will be able to afford his ridiculous lifestyle for some time to come. Gross.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and WENN
Written by Bedhead
Posted in Ashton Kutcher
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He is SUCH an a–hole! And he looks like he stinks.
Demi is better off without him.
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Add DOUCHE and you’ve nailed it. Especially that he does look like he stinks.
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Why is everyone so down on him? Doesn’t anyone think that she is a cradle robber! She could be his mother almost, and everyone knows that young guys don’t have a chance with a seductive older woman or any age woman. Sheesh! Give it a rest.
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‘Cause he’s an a$$hole who looks like he stinks?
And I am TOTALLY OVER the “she’s a cougar, poor Ashton” excuse.
NEXT!
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“And I am TOTALLY OVER the “she’s a cougar, poor Ashton” excuse.
NEXT!”
Wow, arrogant much, the original bellaluna? That “NEXT!” is dismissive and offensive to other commenters’ opinions.
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My head is still spinning from trying to decipher that translation!!!
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Floating dinning room? WTF is that? Why does he need that huge trailer on set? Doesn’t he live in LA?
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I think my dead grandmother could have knitted a less-visually-eye- raping mess than that. I love how he’s trying to do hobo chic with designer sunglasses! That jersey is probably designer too!!
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Could Ashton be bulimic with those chipmunk cheeks? Maybe he learned a thing or two from Demi in the eating department. Not that anyone deserves an eating disorder, but he does (if he has one). Imagine what $50,000 a month would buy the homeless or do for a women’s rape and abuse crisis center? Total prick living an undeserved life (in terms of the opulence).
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Agreed!!!
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He’s turning into Charlie Sheen. Minus the talent and biting wit.
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It seems to me that Ashton is such a crappy actor that his method acting style is a joke.
He’s not attractive
His voice makes him sound like he has down syndrome
He was only good as Kelso
Give the boy an STD test and send him home to his family.
No Kutcher in 2012
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Ashton sold his soul to the devil – actually became one himself. I would take my life and <1K/month apt any day over his lifestyle and lack of morals. You reap what you sew.
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Ashton is in Stockholm, i saw him
Its all over Swedish press!
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I think that when someone in his situation goes overboard on getting a new residence it’s a passive aggressive move. He’s shoving it in everyone’s face that he’s now living in a $50k a month home. As if to state he’s moving up and on to bigger and better things. Extremely DOUCHEY.
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I don’t understand houses that have more bathrooms than they have bedrooms. That’s just an aside.
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I side with this aside! Was the first thing I noted too.
After that I was puzzled by his jersey. I don’t know when he ever got here to steal it from my Grandmother??
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It’s because each bedroom has it’s own bath and then they have powder rooms and half baths scattered around common areas–kitchen, foyer, etc. And then they usually have a big bathroom near the pool.
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He got lucky, that’s all.
A real no talent!
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is there a bath tub in every room including the kitchen and garage?…i’ve read he has this thing about bath tubs and young bimbos.
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He is on his way to an ugly Christmas sweater party.
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lmao…well hey he has money, and fame…something you and i dont have. i’d sure enjoy every second of living in that bachelor pad. Some of us were not born with a silver spoon in our mouths..
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I seriously hope this isn’t true. He should know better and be more humble. He could spend $20,000 and donate $30,000 a month to his charities. Doesn’t he know what goes up must come down? Someone is giving him really bad financial advice.
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I’m not an AK fan, but note: for all we know, he IS donating $30k/month to charity, in addition to this exorbitant rent. He certainly makes enough money to do both.
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That house is AMAZING looking, and if I had the money I’d totally live there. He may be douchey in how he handles his love life, but he earned his money fair and square and there’s no reason he shouldn’t spend it however he sees fit.
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He’s a dirty, stinky-looking jerk. I can’t believe anyone would hit that.
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He looks like he smells – he always looks dirty to me.
That house/apartment thing looks horrible – you could not pay me to live there.
Maybe the house/apartment thing comes pre-stocked with willing women/girls in each of the 8 bedrooms.
Does he even have any furniture for this horrible house?
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Why would they continue THM for even one more episode (let alone more SEASONS). I hadn’t tuned in since the second episode, and flipped over last week just for the hell of it (to see if it had improved). The story line consisted of Tom Cruise’s ex #1 (Mimi) as Kelso’s mother (or whatever his name is on the show – does it really matter?), who reveals Kelso was raised with a gorilla. Kelso ends up on the rooftop of a building – a play on King Kong (Chuck is sooooo clever) – with Allen climbing up to the top of the building in an attempt to save him. Seriously?? Really?? Is there actually a dedicated audience out there watching this crappy show?
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ugh
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I think he’s way hotter physically than, say, Fassdong. He’s just a grade-A twat.
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I agree, T. Some of the ladies here drool over that Fass guy, who looks even dirtier than Ashton supposedly does, with his gross butter yellow teeth. Ashton might be king of the jerks, but there is no getting around that he is incredibly handsome. And I don’t see chipmunk cheeks…his cheekbones are so high they look like they can cut glass.
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That is too modern for my taste.
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I loathe those stupid hats he wears.
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I’m sick of this kids face. He was irrelevant after “That 70′s Show” ended. But oh, no he had to marry Demi Moore and then he had to do those stupid camera commercials (thank god for DVR so I can fast forward through that cr@p).
Now that he’s split from Demi and in that equally stupid show he’s all up in my face. Barf. I’m tired of him. Over exposure for not doing much of anything.
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This is too much spending. These famouse people need to give me the money. That’s too much money. Roda Monroe sings in million dollar mic. Jessica Alba Million dollar weddings, billion dollar houses these people live in they should feed poor people!
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He wishes he was Charlie Sheen. Sheen maybe a douche, but he’s an honest douche and owns it.
Ashton spent the last five months trying to Tweet and dissertate (Yes, I know it’s not a word, but I just made it one booyah!) himself into a coma of finger pointing, because the media is so bad for exposing his fake ass.
I don’t care how much you give to the cause of exploited women who are raped and sold into child slavery. He has the same attitude about women in general that those who he “stands against” have; that women don’t have to be respected and that money and power will get you all the poonanny in the world.
He can choke on his Kelso hair.
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