Lindsay Lohan is crackie in New York, “dancing up a storm in a big hat”

Lindsay Lohan is currently in New York for the holidays. So, you know, watch out for her if you’re in the city and you don’t want to be crack-jacked by an insane, bloated hooker with a busted weave. She comes out of nowhere, and she will steal your soul. And your jewelry, and your wallet. You can see some new photos of LL here at the Mail – she was out celebrating Ali’s birthday and Michael Junior’s birthday in the Meatpacking District. She was also “shooing away anyone who tried to take pictures.” Probably because she was mainlining vodka:

Lindsay Lohan has headed home to New York for the holidays. The legally challenged actress partied at Meatpacking District restaurant Beaumarchais on Wednesday night, celebrating the December birthdays of brother Michael Jr., 25, and sister Aliana, 18. Lohan was spotted “dancing up a storm in a big hat,” and up to her routine of shooing away anyone who tried to take pictures. Lohan seemed in better spirits than during September’s Fashion Week, when she threw drinks at photographers Jasper Rischen and Todd Eberle, believing they were snapping her. Lohan’s rep huffed, “I think Page Six should let Lindsay celebrate her sister’s birthday and not bother her any more.”

[From Page Six]

“I think Page Six should let Lindsay celebrate her sister’s birthday and not bother her any more.” Poor Steve Honig. Does he even believe that? Does he understand who his client is, and how badly she wants all of the attention, for ever and ever?

Anyway, just consider this your Christmas open post for all things Cracken. What will 2012 bring Linnocent? Another arrest? Real jail time? Another stint in rehab? Another international call girl tour? Or just lots and lots of crack?

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

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  1. ShanKat says:

    Crackrock-ette.

  2. Paul Frehley says:

    She always gets F’ed up when she’s gets back with her mother. This trip will be the beginning of the downfall of the so called “reformed” Lindsay.

  3. ShazBot says:

    is there not even a pretense of a drinking age anymore? Celebrating Ali’s 18th birthday??

    • jelynn says:

      There’s no mention of Ali drinking. Lindsay is clearly over 21. Why would HER drinking at her sister’s party be a big deal?

      • Lady D says:

        Did you change your name Innocent?

      • ShazBot says:

        I was thinking more of her going out to all these establishments with her sister. Maybe it’s just different up here in Canada, but after 9 when even restaurants turn into lounges, only those of age are allowed in.

      • Abby says:

        The drinking age in Canada is 18. (Lots of trips from Montana to Canada just for the parties.) They would have gone there if Ali was going to drink… or had Lindsay wear a hat so no one would care about her sister.

      • jelynn says:

        Lady D, if you’re asking me, I never had another name. I think Lindsay Lohan is a piece of trash and a very bad influence on her sister. I’m just saying all this article mentions is the family going to a RESTAURANT to celebrate a birthday. Not a club, not a bar, not a strip joint.

      • sandra says:

        No the legal age to drink and vote in Canada is still 19, except in Quebec, where it is only 18.

  4. Jacq says:

    Her spray tan looks awful. She looks like she’s wearing gloves in the picture in black.

  5. Seal Team 6 says:

    Can you add the latest horrific gape-mouthed triple-chin photo? For Christmas? PLEASSSSEEEEEEEEE Kaiser???

    Seal Team 6 has been a good girl this year… my Sea Jasper test even came back clean.

  6. brin says:

    Happy Crackmas, Linnocent!

  7. Scott says:

    Why do you hate her so much people? Has she killed someone? No. What’s going on? She has made few mistakes like everybody. So what? Give her a break! She is beautiful, skinny and talented. Her Playboy spread was very successful and I’m sure she will get more offers soon. Good for her. She is on right track. Merry Xmas LiLo!!!

    • ShazBot says:

      speaking of Dina…I always wondered why she still lives in Long Island…why hasn’t she just moved out to LA yet?

    • Seal Team 6 says:

      Speaking of Dina, I wonder what she’ll do when she can’t use her kids as cask cows anymore?

    • MJ says:

      Two DUIs and three car accidents in the last 6-7 years is close enough.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Scott, love, it’s not hate. It’s pure disgust with everything she’s done and gotten away with.

      Oh, and her amazingly inflated sense of self-import and entitlement and lying and denying and drink-throwing (glass and all) and whining and drunken/high/both car-jacking and frivolous lawsuits and buying street “sea jasper” (ON CAMERA!) and clipping babies with her car when she’s not busy crashing it and blaming the paparazzi.

      (Ladies, did I cover it?)

      • assistantrachel says:

        Yep, that about sums it up 🙂

      • TaylorB says:

        Not to nitpick, but you forgot her little problem with those sticky fingers of hers that seem to gravitate towards fur coats and jewelry that do not belong to her. And if she wasn’t LiLo the ‘oops, my bad’ defense wouldn’t work and her scrawny junkie a$$ would be in the clink. I think that also adds to the distaste for that spoiled brat.

    • Paul Frehley says:

      I think the reason for all the hate is pure and simple. She’s a bitch. Thar’s good enough for me.

    • Lisa says:

      She’s thin and talented, but no longer beautiful. She’s just a wreck. I don’t hate her, but I think she’s fallen from grace. There’s nothing worse than publicly witnessing someone’s downfall especially when they keep trying desperately to hang onto what they had.

    • Annie says:

      Hey Scott, let’s just say you were Lilo’s friend. You two are driving along when the cops pull you over. Suddenly you realize that Lindsay’s meth stash is in the pocket of YOUR sweater. You can tell by the evil gleam in her eyes that she knows she’ll get away with it, because she a “big star” donchaknow, and she can paint you as a nobody who is just after “fame”-whatever that means. Would you still want to “just give her a break”? This is the type of thing she does, this is the type of person she is. She may not have killed anyone (yet) but oh yes she’d ruin another person’s reputation without a second thought to save her own saggy freckled ass.

    • Bryan says:

      “beautiful, skinny and talented”? Assuming those are all true, you say that like those are character attributes or something. She could be the most beautiful, skinny and talented woman in the world and it wouldn’t make her a decent human being. And people hate her because she gets away with a different set of standards than normal people. People don’t like double standards in the justice system, and they REALLY don’t like it when a person is given multiple chances to improve, and proceeds to throw themn away time after time while refusing to accept any responsibility. People also hate attention whores who then complain about wanting privacy. Calling photographers about your every whereabout, and then acting offended when they do what you secretly hired them for. And yeah, people make mistakes. But when those mistakes involve other people or break the law, there’s a need for punishment. Remember that time she “commandeered” that vehicle… with the passengers still inside? Yeah, if it were you or me we would be facing prison for kidnapping.
      So Scott, people have been given many, MANY valid reasons to despise Lohan. And if “she’s beautiful, skinny and talented” is your idea of a defense, it’s obvious that she doesn’t have any credibility left even in YOUR eyes. Either that’ or you have some strange ideas about what qualities are important in a person.

      I mean, seriously: “Skinny”? “SKINNY?” Ugh, I give up…

  8. Sapphire says:

    You are assuming she’d recognize a soul if she found one or kow what to do with it.

  9. imabrat says:

    People that wear big hats are hiding something. Like bad hair weaves or a balding crackhead.

    • duncecap says:

      I gotta ask. Does anyone else think she created a weird zig-zaggy part in her hair to hide the hair loss, or did she just not comb her hair that day? If not can we call it a girl-comb-over?

  10. the original bellaluna says:

    Uuuuuuuuuuv course she is. Nothing says “Party like A Cracken” like being in NYC. The birthday celebrations are just a convenient excuse.

    And the only reason she’s “shooing away” people (she thinks are) taking her picture is because they didn’t pay her in advance. 😉

    A Merry Crackmas to ALL! (Especially you, Kaiser & CB, for providing us with so much fun all year!)

    • Madisyn says:

      Mornin Belle

      Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year to all.

      Your right, unless this trick is profitting from the ‘American Horror’ show that is the Lohans, she’s not about letting her ‘fans’ take her picture.

      As for the b-day celebrations, on tmz, some of the fans/’haters’ put up links of the Cracken, that as soon as that ‘dinner’ was done, Crackie went to 2 clubs, supposedly the Boom Boom Room and some wine bar close by.

      So another ‘family holiday’ trip home and Blohan is nowhere in sight in Merrick. Typical. Of course, Vikram’s nowhere in sight either, which tells me, he dumped her skanky freckled little azz after its ‘alleged’, he paid Philip Plein to take her off his hands when the wifey showed up during her last visit to NY, for Fashion Week.

      Good times for us when Blohan is trolling the streets of NYC for the holidays. Its her xmas gift to us and she gives it to us all year round.

      Speaking of rumor and speculation, something on the internet about the QEII in Dubai and its rumored the Cracken and Pam Anderson, among others will be there. Problem is, Crackie can’t leave the country. Ah, poor poor Crackie, what a nice little payday that would of been.

      • Lady D says:

        Greetings Mad my friend, I saw a pic of her smoking outside a bar yesterday (on some gossip website) and Vikram was standing outside smoking with her and 2 others.

      • Madisyn says:

        Morning Lady D

        Rut Roh, my bad then. Do you have the link, I’d love to see it.

      • Lady D says:

        Sorry for the delay Madisyn, it took a while to find them. I was beginning to think I imagined it. However, Radar, pg #4, the story is entitled Crackie celebrates little bro’s birthday in New York. She is standing outside with MLjr. and I’m pretty sure its Vikram across from her.

      • Bess says:

        If Vikram is back 2 partying w/ Lohan, he must be the world’s biggest fool. Lohan brings down everyone who associates with her.

      • Madisyn says:

        Lady D and Bess

        No worries Lady D, when you get back to me you get back to me. Anywho, I have it on good authority, an expert on tmz who knows all things ‘Lohan’ that that is NOT a pic of Vikram but of her friend Gavin (whoever that is). I believe them, wanna know why? Think about it, Vikram is her ‘local’ john who she does blow with and f*cks, he’s not gonna join everyone in a ‘sit down’ birthday meal with the Family von Crack. Her friend Gavin on the otherhand, that makes sense. So take it for what its worth.

        Ladies have a great Holiday season (personally, I can’t wait till over) and have lots and lots of cracktinis. *Cheers*

  11. dorothye says:

    Interested in seeing what the new year brings for Lohan. How many arrests, up-skirts, shoplifting incidents and falling down drunk nights she’ll have.

    • Booboocita says:

      Well, I’m pretty sure of what 2012 won’t bring for Lohan: work in film. Work as a “model,” maybe. There may be a few obscure European designers left who are willing to trade dignity for the notoriety she brings. Work as an international hooker, definitely. Somehow, I think that’d be happening even if she did manage to snag some modeling work. But a role in a mainstream film — or an independent, for that matter? The fact that she’s now uninsureable would prevent that. So would the facts that her addiction makes her unreliable, and the constant presence of her mother makes her unsupportable.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Oh, the kissing-the-pavement because “the paps tripped me” are my faves, I think.

      But I do love our court crack tail-gates. Those are fun too.

  12. flourpot says:

    love the spiral stockings on the chickadee next to her.

  13. Lisa says:

    Forgive the comparison — I hate making it — but I thought of Edie Sedgwick in these pictures. Just that whole bedraggled, barely keeping it together look that started to show on her in the late 60’s. The giant hat doesn’t hurt.

  14. sally says:

    Lindsay will give birth to a baby on Dec. 20, 2012 at 11:59pm :

    From wikipedia: “The 2012 phenomenon comprises a range of eschatological beliefs according to which cataclysmic or transformative events will occur on December 21, 2012…
    …the 2012 date marks the end of the world or a similar catastrophe. Scenarios suggested for the end of the world include the arrival of the next solar maximum, or Earth’s collision with a black hole, passing asteroid or a planet called “Nibiru”.”

    Or, in other words, the cracken spawns in 2012!

    • Madisyn says:

      sally

      Say it isn’t so. ‘No New Lohans in 2012’ Shit, we still have the is ‘Kate pregnant by Milo’ question still hanging over our heads. Eee gads.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      NO. Absolutely NOT. If this happens, I swear to Buddha, I’m giving my whole family the Kool-Ade. (I’m kidding, of course, but you catch my drift, right?) 😉 Mad, love, your dose of Kool-Ade is included, if you so choose. Hope you have a good Christmas and a Happy New Year!

      • Madisyn says:

        Belle

        You better save me some. I’ll need it. Mark my shot of kool-aid “M” and I’ll know its mine.

        Merry Xmas and Happy New Year to you, yours, and everyone. *Cheers*

  15. hi says:

    she looks pregnant in the black pantsuit.

  16. nikzilla37 says:

    As gross as she is, I’d like to know what it’s like to party with her, just once.

    • judyjudy says:

      I’m sure it is boring as hell and totally unfun. I imagine her getting all looped up, talking about herself, then disappearing and leaving her friends with a bill, only to complain the next morning about how no one was there to stop her when she gave that random guy a beej in the loo.

  17. duncecap says:

    Where does she live exactly if she’s always partying in NY or hustling in Europe or whatever?

  18. Seal Team 6 says:

    Have you ever seen “Blue Velvet”? I’m betting it’s kinda like that, just with more cops and more weirdness.

    • ... says:

      Dear god yes, a Blue Velvet reference… You re the soft-glowing leg lamp in the window of my dark internet browsing tonight.

  19. Seal Team 6 says:

    Happy Holidays to all my Crack Clique! You have helped make 2011 a helluva lot of fun!

    Cracktinis for everyone, on me!

  20. Sassy says:

    She is definitely part of the “Bridge and Tunnel” crowd in Manhattan.

    • Blood Red Witch says:

      Forgive my ignorance, but what does “Bridge and Tunnel” crowed mean?

      • Seal Team 6 says:

        It means people traveling to NYC via bridges and tunnels (and boats), ie from NJ, Long Island, and Staten Island. It has, however a derogatory meaning, and means those tacky suburbanites with their bad spray tan and cracked out weave, thinking they’re all sophisticated, when they aren’t.

        Have you seen “Working Girl”? Melanie Griffith’s character, Tess, is Bridge and Tunnel.

    • Madisyn says:

      As a Californian, I too was not sure what ‘Bridge and Tunnel crowd’ meant. Given your explanation, if ‘derogatory’, ‘tacky’, ‘bad spray tan’, and ‘cracked out weave’ are a part of it, it DEFINETLY applies to Blohan and WO, for that matter.

  21. Madisyn says:

    Same to you Seal Team, the Crack Clique and Family von Crack gave us all a very good year indeed.

    Edit: I swear I hit the ‘reply’ button, this is the second or third time this has happened.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Mad, dahling, your red plastic cup is labelled (cue Pink’s “Raise Your Glass”) and ready if needed!

      I hope you & the rest of the Crack Clique (& Bitter Betties & Tree House occupants) have a happy holiday and a prosperous new year. (Cuz I’m kinda over 2011.)

      • Ruby Red Lips says:

        Hey ladies 🙂 Merry Christmas!! (to all who celebrate) Can’t wait to see what disasters Linnocent will bring to us in 2012 so cu all then for more fab CB and many more Cracktinis!! *Cheers* 😀

      • Madisyn says:

        Belle

        Check the LeAnn thread, I posted a msg back to you and Mort.

      • Madisyn says:

        Mornin Ruby Red

        Merry Xmas and Happy New Years to you and yours.

        ‘Disasters’ is right. Unfortunately for her and fortunately for US, this trick has not learned one iota from her past year and will continute to ‘rinse and repeat’. I look forward to the cracktastrophe that is Linnocent in 2012. I wouldn’t bet against the possibility that she pulls a ‘Lohan’ in 2011, as theres 7 days left. She is trolling the streets of NY and trouble seems to follow, so anything is possible still.

        Have a wonderful Holiday season and great New Year.

  22. Newtsgal says:

    Merry Crackmas and a Happy Newt Year to all!!!!
    Thanks to all you wonderful cracken watchers, ya’ll have given me many laughs & smiles this year and I’m lookin forward to what the cracken brings us all next year!
    Now….Move that Cone! I’m celebratin’ Christmas!

  23. judyjudy says:

    I love the little “Get the Look” links at the top of the pictures at the Mail. Get the look? Ummmm….no thanks!

  24. Boo says:

    Merry and Happy to all of you! It has been great good fun to get to know all of you this year and bond over the antics of our Young Cracken. Many blessings to all in the New Year!

    • Madisyn says:

      Boo

      Merry Xmas and a very Happy New Year to you and yours.

      We had a ‘good run’ this year with the Cracken. I look forward to another year of the same as this trick has learned NOTHING. I know its the season but I just CAN’T work up much sympathy for a ho who just literally gives the middle finger to everyone and anything that gets in her way of doing EXACTLY as she pleases. Must be nice for people to ‘clear a path’ for her but now they ‘clear the way’ for the destruction she leaves in her wake. Sad.

  25. Cerulean says:

    I don’t know if we will care next year unless she finally gets prison time. Oh Santa please give the world this gift. Crackenstein goes to jail and the entire Kartrash klan get lost in the Bermuda triangle.