This week’s Holy Moly e-mail newsletter contained the following blind item:

Which Hollywood A-lister has moved on from cocaine and is now embracing opium with a terrifying passion? That might explain why she often forgets to put her knickers on at red carpet events.

- Lindsay Lohan’s new goth look: love it or hate it? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Nicole Richie checks herself into center for (Hamburger) Help(er) [Mollygood]
- Nicole Richie had a reunion lunch with DJ AM [Celebrity Puke]
- Jermaine Dupri quit his job at Virgin records after his girlfriend Janet Jackson’s album tanked [Crunk and Disorderly]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt with her boyfriend [ICYDK]
- Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner get it on in the parking lot [Just Jared]
- Is pregnant Heidi Klum drinking wine with lunch? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Michael Jackson is going to marry his nanny! [Hollywood Rag
- Ashton Kutcher wants his stepdaughter, Rumer Willis, to stop partying with Lindsay Lohan. [Socialite's Life]
- Girls’ Costume Warehouse commercial [College Humor]
- Mariah Carey’s Hong Kong concert was cancelled because she’s such a diva [IDLYITW]
- Mischa Barton dresses as the unabomber [Bastardly]
- Orlando Bloom likes to fall in love with girls he has no chance of seeing ever again [Gossip or Truth]
- Jessica Simpson will stalk you on myspace [Egotastic]
- Hugh Heffner’s girlfriends at the pumpkin patch [Celebslam]
- Ashlee and Jessica Simpson talk about phone sex and their luscious boobs in OK! [yeeeah]
- Video of Jessica Alba shoving gummi bears up her nose [Popoholic]
- The boobkini [Celebutaint]
- Brad Pitt thinks it’s hysterical to give himself a wedgie [The Blemish]
- Hugh Jackman gives Madonna his blessing [The Shallow End]
- Perez Hilton freaks out at the paparrazi. How does that guy make so much money? [Agent Bedhead]
- There’s more to Victoria Beckham than just boobs [Hollywood Tuna]
- “Law and Order” covers the Mel Gibson controversy [Wizbang Pop]
- Is Tom Cruise going to be in the Star Trek movie? [Dana's Dirt]
- Janice Dickinson and Steven Tyler look eerily alike [City Rag]
- Why is Winona Ryder so wide-eyed? [Notorious F.A.G.]
- You can hear K-Fed’s entire “Playing with Fire” album online, but you can’t fast forward so it’s unlikely you’ll be able to hold out long enough to hear Britney’s solo [PopSugar]
- Michael J. Fox responds to Rush Limbaugh’s accusations [US Weekly]
- Snoop Dogg arrested at the airport again [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Jared Leto attacked Stereogum and Elijah Wood in one night. Don’t mention blogs or he goes apeshit. [Best Week Ever]
- The Chupachabra is attacking Anne Hathaway [DListed]

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