Lindsay Lohan is turning down New Year’s Eve gigs, because she’s not a party girl

I really think that since Lindsay Lohan got paid nearly a million dollars by Playboy for her Photoshopped T&A and her dusty firecrotch, she thinks that she’s totally rolling in dough. Granted, if I had $900,000 sitting around after flashing my biscuits (not even, in LL’s case), I would be smug as hell too. But I would also save a large chunk of that money and live on it for YEARS. I could stretch that out for a decade or more. But you know that the Cracken is just going to blow through it in a matter of months, if she hasn’t already. Still, now that she got paid, she thinks she’s too special to take any gig that comes her way. She thinks that she can afford to sit around, smoking crack, and waiting for the big cons. She’s wrong. TMZ reports that LL is refusing New Year’s Eve “hostess” and “appearance” gigs. Because she doesn’t want the rep as a party girl. LMAO.

Lindsay Lohan is adamant … there’s no way in hell she’s gonna blow the progress she’s made with her judge just to count backwards from ten.

Sources close to the actress tell TMZ … she’s gotten a bunch of offers to host various ragers on NYE … but she’s turned down every last one.

We’re told Lindsay is desperately trying to change her party girl image … and she feels staying out of the NYE madness is a major step in the right direction.

Lohan’s decision is a costly one — some stars have raked in 6-figure checks for partying on New Year’s Eve. But we’re told Lindsay — who received high marks from her just earlier this month — doesn’t think a check would be worth it.

Lindsay plans to ring in 2012 with a few close friends at her home … although she may go out to dinner before the final countdown.

Should old acquaintance be forgot …

[From TMZ]

Coughcoughbullsh-tcough. You know what’s WAY more likely? Lindsay Lohan, international call girl, booked a “private gig” for New Year’s in New York City. My guess is something with her married and shady lover/john Vikram Chatwal? One thing’s for sure, she’s not hanging out in Long Island with her mother when the ball drops.

Also – I’ll say it again: the crack has destroyed her mind. She thinks we’re all so dumb and crackie, just like her. She thinks she’s fooling us. She thinks that we actually buy that she’s “changed” after finally working on her probation after YEARS of legal (crackie) shenanigans.

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

 

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  1. brin says:

    bwaaaahahahaha….good one, Crackie!!!

  2. Hautie says:

    I like the version of the story… that Lohan booked a private event for the weekend. I bet she has raised her price since she was in Playboy!

  3. the original bellaluna says:

    I would posit that the evidence indicates otherwise, Crackasaurus Mess.

    More like no one’s offered the amount of money she’s asking for. Or she’s got a john already scheduled, like you said.

    • brin says:

      Mornin bellaluna….I’ll drink to that!
      Hope you had a Merry Christmas (or Crackmas in this case)!

    • Madisyn says:

      Mornin Ladies

      I’m with Belle on this. Blohan thinks ‘she’s ALL THAT’. After the million dollar LIE that PB never refutted, she’s upped her ‘asking price’ and no ones willing to meet it.

      Also, there were reports all over the net about Blohan being ‘confirmed’ with Pam Anderson and others on the QEII which is docked IN DUBAI. Problem is, Crackie can’t leave the country under any circumstances. You know thats where she wanted to be but probation said NADA. You know she asked. I’d bet the Treehouse on it.

      So all this, ‘I’m a good girl, I’m not a party girl’ is bullshit, she just couldn’t go to her first choice. Was probably denied choice 2 and 3. She’s stuck with whatever was left. I think Vikrams done, as far as we’ve seen, he’s nowhere in the picture. He got his and he’s moved on, like most johns.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Hi Mad! I didn’t see those reports online. (Because hubs was on the computer almost all weekend when not doing holiday-related stuff.) I need to look for those, or I need links, please!

        I bet she asked if she could go, too. I don’t recall her being allowed to leave country even for work, whether her CS hours are done or not.

      • Seal Team 6 says:

        She cannot leave the country for ANY REASON, even work.

      • Madisyn says:

        Belle

        The only way she can leave the country is to finish ALL her CS, (not the 12 monthly required, ALL) if she does, the judge has said in the past, her probation then reverts to ‘summary’and she just has to ‘obey all laws’ until 2013.

        What Seal Team said.

        Here’s one of the many articles. (they all say the same thing)

        It’s going to be a celeb-packed New Year in Dubai on board the legendary QE2. Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson and former England cricketer Allan Lamb are just some of the names CONFIRMED to attend the celebrations on December 31 2011 on the vessel that is currently docked at the Port Rashid Cruise Terminal in the city.

        It is the first time that the QE2 has been opened to the public for such a celebration.
        Apart from LiLo and Pamela, Liam Cunningham, US sitcom and film star Lamman Rucker, English model, socialite and aristocrat Lady Victoria Hervey are the other celebs on the guest list. Rumour has it that Kate Moss might attend, as also Roger Federer, Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal (who’re all in Abu Dhabi for the Mubadala World Championship from 29 to 31 December).
        The vessel, Queen Elizabeth 2, often referred to simply as the QE2, is one of the most iconic ever built. Since her launch in 1969, several members of royal families, stars, musicians and celebrities from around the globe have featured on her passenger list.
        Wondering what to expect at the party in Dubai? Well, there’s going to be spectacular music at the black tie bash with international bands The Gypsies, The Bootleg Beatles and Drury Lane, among others, playing as well as a light and sound show looking back on the QE2’s most unforgettable journeys. And, of course, there’ll be a fireworks display!
        INFO: QE2 New Year’s Eve Party. On board the QE2 in Port Rashid Cruise Terminal, Dubai. 31 December 2011. 8pm. Tickets Dhs3,000 (VIP) and Dhs6,000 (VVIP). For more information, call 04 444 3459.”

        Now granted, lets not put it past a ‘Lohan’ to confirm an engagement, get paid, and blow them off. It not like its NEVER happened before. As a matter of opinion, this is almost likely.

  4. Seal Team 6 says:

    Guess she;s staying in to do her blow, or do some blowing, or whatever. I doubt if she’ll be eating chips and dips and watching rom coms with Ali.

  5. ShanKat says:

    Too much like “work.” And it’s a pain to keep running to the ladies’ for bumps!

    The big-money escort scene is just her speed. Pun intended.

  6. Blue says:

    Ya right I’m sure her phone was ringing off the hook with offers *eye roll*

  7. njnick says:

    Her chin(s) in the third picture above looks so…..strange. Plus the glasses are not doing her any favors.

  8. cmc says:

    Wait, she’s still in NY? What about the CS & therapist appointments she’s supposed to be doing weekly?

  9. Boo says:

    Interesting, as more outlets are reporting she will be in Dubai on NYE on a QE2 party with Pam Anderson. Is she trying to throw ol’ Steph Sautner off her trail?

  10. yoho_ahoy says:

    bwahahahahahahaha ha ha ha!!! Wet my panties laffin at ths 1! Ag bless u mccracky & congrats on winning celebitchy top 10 quotes 2011… Not a partygirl *snort*

  11. Tierra says:

    This story is such BS. There is no way anyone with the last name Lohan would turn down any offers for any gig.
    NOBODY WANTED HER!!! Thats the truth.

    I dont know why TMZ (Dina mouthpiece) is going on about her “glowing po report”, she did what was required and ONE, just ONE, extra counseling class. its not like shes a changed person b/c of that one class. The dumb shit probably lost count after 3 and didnt realize she met her months requirement.

  12. JenJen says:

    Dumb magazine writer, it’s not “old acquaintance”, it’s “auld acquaintance”.

    And Cracken has always been a big fat liar, why should she change now??

  13. Maritza says:

    Who ever told her she looks good as a blonde must really hate her.

  14. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Same old, same old *yawn*

    Who does Linnocent think she is fooling?!

    Each time her crackie shenanignas get her serious bad press or in this case probabtion, Linnocent goes all out with the ‘I’ve learned my lesson’ and ‘I’m a serious actor’ until gradually her crackie downward spiral continues and usually escalates…

    Totally in agreement about the private job on NYE, but seriously what is wrong with these men who pay for Linnocent, (ok don’t answer that one) but that aside she is looking so blinking awful from all her drug use and even her plastic surgery hasn’t been able to fix the decay, she is so not empowering her sexual feminine side or whatever cr*p she spouts, she is just being used like a normal hooker

  15. Enny says:

    “private gig” – just a few close “friends” (clients)and her dealer. Oh, and probably her mother and sister.

  16. Shelly says:

    If she lays low for a year with no drama, then maybe I’ll believe she’s changed. I don’t see her being able to do that for that long, though.

  17. Boo says:

    Just for the sake of argument, she COULD fly to Dubai, right? It would violate her probation, but hell, she’s done that lots of times with no consequences. So, she has her passport (see: Hawaii debacle) and it is not the airlines’ job to make sure Crackies meet their probation terms, so if she thought she could get away with it, she could and would go, right?

    • Bess says:

      That’s assuming the judge and/or PO would not allow her to go in the first place. Linnocent seems to have conned them.

      The judge allowed her to delay her 4 hours of jail time so LL could do her PB shoot and the PO allowed her to go to Hawaii just for doing 1 extra shrink session and finishing the CS a couple of days early.

      At this point, it wouldn’t surprise me if they gave her permission to party her ass off in Dubai.

  18. Cathy says:

    You couldn’t pay me enough money or provide me with enough vomit bags to put up with her at a New Years eve party. Chances are she got no offers so she has no choice but to lay low.

  19. DarkEmpress says:

    I hope this is true because most of the time she looks like death is hanging over her shoulder. Hope she gets healthy.

  20. HannahF says:

    I googled Lindsay/ Dubai and did find sites that say she’s confirmed as a guest. Interestingly, also confirmed is her good friend Lady Victoria Hervey. Could be true!! But did she get permission from Judge Sautner?!?

    • Madisyn says:

      Well someones lying. She’s either skipping the country for a little fast cash, consequences be damned or she has ZERO offers and is still hoping for one but here, not abroad as she can’t leave the country under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

      Of course, this is Blohan and she’s already snowed judge Stephie with the Hawaiian trip which was not a ‘holiday visit’ or work related. Why did she need to take her sister to HI for Ali’s b-day three weeks early, when a.) her sister f*ckin lives with her and b.) she was with her sister on her actual b-day and the following holidays (Xmas and NYE)

      • HannahF says:

        That’s what I was thinking. Yes, her current probation terms prohibit travel outside the US for any reason–regardless of whether it is work related or not. However, she who created the restrictions can also waive them. I could see Lilo boo-hooing about money and supporting her family and she’s doing great and she’s learned her lesson, blah, blah blah. Maybe Shawn got the judge to cave.

      • Madisyn says:

        Hannah

        I’d be livid if the judge caves. Partying on a ship is NOT ‘working’, I don’t give a f*ck if theres a paycheck involved or not.

        So if I’m on a restricted probation, not allowed to travel out of CA and I want to go see my dad in Wisconsin and there isn’t a ‘holiday’ in sight, if I tell the p.o. my dad is giving me $20. bucks, does that constitute ‘work’? Theres money involved.

        This is why she never learns. Every time a ‘boundry’ is set, she changes it at her will. And everyone bows down to her. Shame really. And this a judge who thought she needed ‘structure’. If she’s allowed to go and doesn’t finish her CS, I won’t blame Blohan, I’ll BLAME THE JUDGE for allowing it in the first place.

  21. Sonya says:

    Is there evidence that Lohan is actually a hooker/prostitute? I’m not trying to be an asshole, I legitimately want to know. I usually keep up on gossip sites, but I feel like I missed something here.

    • Boo says:

      Well, she didn’t show her membership card in the Whore of the Month club, but her behavior–shacking up with married millionaires and then turning up with expensive “gifts” (Porsche Panamera, anyone?) far beyond her means (last movie was HOW MANY years ago?) leads some to draw certain conclusions. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and has lips like a duck, chances are good that Lindsay’s turning tricks.

    • AM says:

      I very much doubt she is a hooker as she gives it away for free lol

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Ask yourself the following questions:

      1) How does she afford her “glamorous” lifestyle?

      2) How can she afford to fly on private jets to exotic locations/Europe with a minimal income?

      3) How could she afford to get to and stay in Cannes?

      4) Who pays for her luxe hotel suites/VIP-class accommodations when she travels? And how can she afford to travel?

      5) Who got her into a NYFW event she’d been denied entrance to and to which she was not invited? (hint: same guy she was seen doing blow with through his hotel [he OWNS it] by paps)

      Just click on the “Lindsay Lohan” thing in green at the bottom of the story, under the pix.

      She does it for booze, blow, travel expenses, and VIP accommodations. And if it’s a generous john, maybe some cash too.

  22. Paul Frehley says:

    I just want to go in record as saying.

    “You can take the Skank out of Long Island, but you can’t take the Skank out of the skank”

    That’s all.

  23. samira677 says:

    Isn’t Lindsay still on probation? I don’t know if she can go to clubs but I don’t think hosting/appearing at a NYE party would be a good idea. Although that hasn’t stopped her before.

  24. hillbilly in the corner says:

    Wouldn’t put it past her to be flying out of a private airport in New Jersey right about now……What does Lindsay love more then Lindsay.???????? Money and were is the MOney…????? Dubai !
    besides Lashawn will clean up the mess she makes ….AGAIN !!

  25. Bess says:

    I’m going to go out on a limb and bet my bunk bed in the treehouse that LL will be on the QE2 for NYE.

    She probably sold it to the judge and PO as a work trip and that she absolutely MUST do it to support her family.

  26. skuddles says:

    Yes, I vote for “Lindsay scored a private hooker gig with some rich asshole”. (A rich asshole who keeps a healthy supply of drugs and booze on hand.)

  27. skuddles says:

    Oh and Kaiser, I LOVE pics 2 & 3, from when she made her last court appearance. The double chin, the chipmunk cheeks, the ridiculous trout pout, the “I’m not just a stupid crackie slut” glasses… it doesn’t get any better than that! :D

  28. Ms. 6 says:

    I’ll be at the event and I’ll let you know.

  29. whatevs says:

    bitch you made a career out of being a messed up party ho… i just realized she and 2007 brit made tara reid look like an innocent angel in comparison

  30. WTF says:

    according to her probation restrictions : The judge also said Lohan can no longer leave the country and needs the permission of her new “no-nonsense” probation officer to travel outside California. – second part was modified to include travel freely in US once she completed the 12 hours…..

    so can’t leave country.

  31. Aqua says:

    Mrs 6. I’ll be looking forward to hearing your story!

    I’ll make sure to check back regurlarly on NYE. But I do think she thinks LaShawn will make everything alright again. Girl has got no fear of jail.