Several days ago, Dina Lohan called TMZ and muttered something about Lindsay Lohan “refusing” to take any of the paying gigs she was offered for New Year’s Eve party celebrations. Nevermind that most hostessing gigs offered to Linnocent include a payment system of some crack and a bottle of vodka. LL’s reasoning for turning down several offers? She’s not a party girl anymore, and she thinks taking a paying gig will hurt her rep. My theory – at the time – was that LL had a lucrative offer for a “private party” in some rich john’s pants come New Year’s Eve. Anyway, some site is claiming that the Cracken will actually be on QEII, sailing around Dubai. Seriously?
It’s going to be a celeb-packed New Year in Dubai on board the legendary QE2. Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson and former England cricketer Allan Lamb are just some of the names confirmed to attend the celebrations on December 31 2011 on the vessel that is currently docked at the Port Rashid Cruise Terminal in the city.
It is the first time that the QE2 has been opened to the public for such a celebration.
Apart from LiLo and Pamela, Liam Cunningham, US sitcom and film star Lamman Rucker, English model, socialite and aristocrat Lady Victoria Hervey are the other celebs on the guest list. Rumour has it that Kate Moss might attend, as also Roger Federer, Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal (who’re all in Abu Dhabi for the Mubadala World Championship from 29 to 31 December).
The vessel, Queen Elizabeth 2, often referred to simply as the QE2, is one of the most iconic ever built. Since her launch in 1969, several members of royal families, stars, musicians and celebrities from around the globe have featured on her passenger list.
[From Ahlan Live]
Yeah… I don’t think so. I’m pretty sure LL is not allowed to leave the country. That being said, the California court system is so disorganized and idiotic, I bet no one thought to take her passport away, so it’s conceivable that LL COULD leave the country. (Sidenote: they need to invent some kind of crack lojack for her.) That being said, I still think my scenario is more plausible. The Cracken will be in NYC, being paid to party at some private situation.
UPDATE: Crackie went to TMZ for the official crack denial:
Lindsay Lohan will ring in 2012 at a RAGING PARTY in Dubai — so says an overseas party planning company … but TMZ has learned Lohan claims it’s totally full of crap and now she’s threatening legal action.
Sources connected to Lohan tell us … the actress was PISSED when she learned her name is being used to promote a massive NYE bash on the Queen Elizabeth 2 cruise ship in Dubai … because it’s simply not true.
We’re told Lindsay’s legal team is pounding out a cease and desist letter — claiming she’s prepared to sue the pants off the party people if they continue to lie about Lohan’s NYE plans.
Lohan’s rep, Steve Honig, tells TMZ … “Lindsay is not going to Dubai, nor had she ever considered doing so. She will be spending New Year’s Eve in Los Angeles with a few close friends and family.”
[From TMZ]
So, yeah. I was right. She’ll be entertaining a “private client” in NYC.
In other Cracken news, In Touch Weekly has a great article about “hotel employees telling all” about celebrity guests. The part about LL caught my eye:
Lindsay Lohan loves throwing parties at the Four Seasons Beverly Hills – literally.
“She used to toss glasses off her balcony,” a hotel employee reveals of Lindsay, who was eventually sent packing. And when she got drunk at another favorite hangout, Chateau Marmont, she’d leave her car and hitch a ride back to the Four Seasons.
Too bad the Four Seasons’ valets had to pay for her irresponsible behavior – she’d demand they go fetch her ride!
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]
I know In Touch is usually wrong, but doesn’t this sound exactly like Linnocent? Throwing glasses off the balcony, demanding people move orange cones and cars, in equal measure? Sounds about right.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Oh jeez those duck lips.. Still, I feel bad for her. She might really be trying to get her act back together.
Yeah, right and I might be the secret long lost sister of Mickey Mouse.
seconded
Aren’t they adorable when they’re that naive? 😉
A leopard can’t change its spots, my dear.
For someone who is supposedly short of cash, she really does get around.
I believe the In Touch item, I can see her throwing glasses off a hotel balcony and cackling/crackling. She’s turning into Baby Jane.
Girl, every time I see that pic of her in the pink fur, “Baby Jane, don’t keep me hanging on the line; go your own way, don’t think twice about me.”
And yeah, throwing glasses is totally her thing.
I love that pink fur. It’s so hookerish. Haha.
Stop hate her. You people just can’t stand that she is doing great. Why? Jealous much? Do you feel better when you try to bring her down? Bunch of sick haters. And why do you all the time post these old pictures of her?
If being forced to strip for Playboy by your financial situation, being unemployable in your chosen profession and having the puffy face of a drug and surgery addict 20 years older is “doing great” I would love to know what you consider rock bottom to be!
Seriously. The floor is yours…
I’m going to go out on a limb and assume that Meg’s rock bottom does not include piss-poor grammar, either.
You’re so funny! Thanks for the laughs.
Hey Dina! How ya doing today? Would you like a cracktini?
These Linnocent posts are my guilty pleasure, but I agree about the photos. They’re so unflattering that they made me laugh the first dozen times but now they’re getting old. Some new unflattering pics are long overdue!
In what universe is she doing great? Please enlighten me.
Thanks, lil! Things are actually looking up since we moved! Much lower cost-of-living, hubs makes good money (for here), so I can actually stay home with the little one.
But the commute time’s longer, there’s a decidable lack of culture, and nowhere is “walkable.”
Sweetpea, I’m unemployed (have been since I was laid-off in Feb); hubs cashed in his 401K for us to keep a roof over our heads; relocated over 1K miles from everyone & everything I’ve ever known; took hubs 6 months to find a job, to which he commutes 2 hours one-way; and I AM BETTER OFF THAN LINNOCENT.
No “jealous h8trs” here. Just realists. Who happen to be thoroughly entertained by Crackasaurus Mess’ antics.
Hope things are turning around for you.Nothing but the best in 2012.
No, Meg, no. WE are doing great — we, who abide by the law, who work, who pay taxes and bills, who raise children (not a must; I certainly don’t).
People who live their lives responsibly are doing great. Not entitled, bloated, narcissist hookers who are SOOOOO far down that rock bottom is a distant memory for them.
Lindsay is circling the drain. It’s only a matter of time before the high wears off and she manages to actually find it.
Meg, I never used to hate her, I now do. My ex is the same as her. In and out of trouble with the law, drugs, alcoholic, ankle bracelet, lies, more lies,fighting, ripping people off, etc. We buried him the day after Christmas, and his death has damaged my son just as much as I knew it would. I have lost any goodwill I might have ever felt about her. Her turn is coming. If you are that big a fan Meg, maybe you should warn her what’s in her future.
That’s sad all round, Lady D. Hope your boy can learn to deal.
I’ve had close friends, plus an ex, that were headed down some fairly dark roads. Although I don’t keep up with any of them now, I’m grateful and relieved that they’ve come good. In some ways I wonder if modern media allowing us to all see so closely what happens to the Winehouses, Doherty’s, Lohans might not help people to stay away from those dark paths. It’s a far cry even from the mystery of so recent a 27er as Kurt Cobain, whose nihilism and lifestyle was emulated by so many. Maybe it will help? Hopefully.
Anyhow best to your family – hope 2012 brings healing.
Alita thank you. We all really have no choice but to soldier on.
Are we talking about the same person? Lindsay Lohan? The same Lindsay Lohan? Because honey, put down the coolaid and pay attention to the news. Lindsay is NOT doing great at all! She is a druggie and alcoholic mess who has no career and no Film company will touch her. She’s been in jail, rehab, the works and she is still an alcoholic drug addicted mess with no life, no career and absolutely no future. She is a mess and is absolute trash. These are ascertained facts, not hate or jealousy. Perhaps you don’t pay attention to the news? Do catch up with whats going on.
Meg, you can tell a lot about a person by how they treat those they think may be lower than they are, in LL’s case, hotel maids who have to clean up after her, parking attendants that have to deal with her dangerous behavior behind the wheel, and other low-wage employees just trying to get through each day. She’s a spoiled brat who is honestly dangerous at times. SHE is the one who is sick, and she blames others for her failures and bad behavior.
Lindsay only plays nice when she feels like she needs to impress someone. And even then just barely. She can’t even show up to work on time when she manages to get a respectable gig. And when she’s late and people call her on it, she’ll spout some nonsense about them being negative and pooping on her glitter rainbow fairyland.
http://www.celebitchy.com/187574/linnocent_is_delusional_clueless_surrounded_by_sycophants_says_new_report/
I used to feel pity for her but over time I realized how awful she is on the inside.
Dubai party boat=high-paid “models” (hookers)
Right? ISn’t that common knowledge by this point?
just imagine the debauchery onboard those yachts and beyond the reach of any country’s laws…
Oh, from what I’ve heard it’s N.A.S.T.Y.
How is she doing great? She is a repeat offender and a non remorseful addict who doesn’t even have a SAG card anymore.
Pam Anderson AND the Cracken?! That poor ship…I, too thought this trick was confined to the states.
Gotta say that the Cracken looks pretty good for a 40-year old ! The fake tan & duck lips … not so much.
Damn it! I was hoping pirates would attack and carry her away forever. No one would pay to get her back.
Sources connected to Lohan tell us … the actress was PISSED when she learned her name is being used…
… and I always thought that Cracken should be happy people still know how to spell her name!
I’m in the midst of preparing a huge NYE bash, so I’ll raise my glass of Champagne Cracktail to you all while making the Cracks d’oeuvres.
Is it awful to wish the boat would sink…never mind those lips will keep her up.
Lol! Yes, those lips can be used as a flotation device.
Between her lips & Pam’s boobs, neither of them will go down! (I meant in the ocean. No, I meant drown…or sink…OH! YOU know what I meant!) 😉
The only reason why she is upset is because she thought she’d be able to quietly leave the country without the judge hearing about it.
I bet you are right!
I haden’t considered that, but I think you are right!
Yup, bet you’re right. Because in the Land of the Cracken, judges live in a social void and have no access to things like the interweb and gossip mags. 😀
Lohan Inc want to stop the stories and rumors that are flooding the net all they got to do is “SHOW US THE DAM BODY”
Lindsay that is …here right now on the streets of NY or LA with a time date in the picture…no stories , tweets , press releases but a human body..then I will believe the shyt they are spinning till then I will continue to ask: “Where in the World is Lindsay Lohan ” …….
PR stunt on both ends.
The promoter got some press and Lohan got to say “Oh no, I don’t do parties.”
Snarf. Also Lohan, when someone really plans to sue it’s customary to call a lawyer not TMZ.
Oh, girl, you know there’s nothing Linnocent loves more than being on the giving end of a lawsuit!
What is up with her waddle??? What is that thing under her chin? It was never there before and she’s thin, what is that thing, it’s freaking me out every time I see it!
5:00 est…….
So you know where Lindsay Lohan is ??????
Nope ! this ain’t Low-profile this is NO-profile…..
And why is Lohan Inc Spinning like a demented spider in a hell storm ?
Why would anyone want LL at their party drinking all their drink doing all their blow?
She’ll ring in the Crackin’ New Year, crackhappy style. . . I wonder how many potted plants will get assaulted when she falls into them?
WTF happened to her face??!?
Happy and safe New Year to ALL my fellow Celebitches!!! (Can’t wait to see where Crackasaurus Mess turns up for NYE!)
I just noticed Ashley Greene’s, Zooey Deshanel’s, and Will Smith’s threads all have quite a bit more posts than this one. How the Crackie has fallen as 2011 gives its last gasp.
Well to be fair to the Cracken, it’s not really a story about any of her crazy shenangians. It’s just a story of whether or not she’ll go to Dubai.
Now, had it been a story about how Lindsay punched someone out, or stole from a store, there’d be a lot more comments.
To answer the post question, My guess is she probably will. You have to want to change and for the right reasons. Lindsay obviously has no interest in getting her life back on track. It’s a shame really. When you surround yourself around shyte people, you come out spelling like it!
She always looks like she is wearing a wig, and like she is dirty and needs a shower.
why is she looking like a worn out 40 year old? Bloated, either pale or orangey, duck lips…..
The problem is that Lindsey wants to be Marilyn Monroe instead of being herself…
if those hotel stories are true then why wasn’t she kicked/banned from chateau marmont and the four seasons? the former once kicked britney out didn’t they? and britney was way more famous and rich than lohan (i think) yeah so i kinda don’t buy that
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL THE CeleBITCHES!
You too!!!
Happy Crack Year!
Thank you Seal, have a great 2012!
Well, I guess the Cracken had a tame NYE. No stories about bar fights, thrown glasses or teary meltdowns.
Happy New Years Bess
She spent New Years Eve at a party in LA at the home of the agent or manager of Diane Keaton. Apparently, Keaton and Woody Allen were in attendance. So we know she’s here already, wonder if she’ll show up at the morgue Tuesday, as tomorrow is a holiday?