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Celebitchy Archives: February 2006
Feb
28
More Links 2/28

- The Supreme Court hears Anna Nicole Smith's case - and her makeup looks terrible. Frosted lips went out in the 80s. (Perez Hilton)
- Hermione Granger drinks up (Gawker)
-Pumkin responds to Spitgate on her MySpace (Crunk and Disorderly)
- This is potentially Anderson Cooper's boyfriend (According to Faded Youth)
- Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama hook up (Egotastic)
- Liev Schreiber gets it on with Winona and Naomi in the same week (Gawker)
- Mardi Gras for Britney Spears and her big-ass mouth (Popsugar)
- TomKat in Tahiti (Just Jared)
- Janice Dickinson makes Tom Cruise look sane (Blog NYC)

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Feb
28
Hillary Swank to sell perfume

Hillary Swank in a suggestive pose on a couch with the caption I'm not just a serious actress, I can get cosmetics contracts too!

Hillary Swank has signed a three-year contract with fragrance house Guerlain, famous for the old-lady scent Shalimar. The company issued a standard statement praising the actress' potential to shill perfume:

In making the announcement Monday, Guerlain described the 31-year-old actress, an Oscar winner for her roles in “Million Dollar Baby” and “Boys Don’t Cry,” as a “radiant and natural beauty” who does not conform to stereotypes.

“Her background of always opting for the more challenging and ‘risky’ roles coupled with her warm and genuine personality, a far cry from the usual Hollywood mold, were all factors that made her an obvious choice for Guerlain,” the luxury French fragrance and beauty company said in a statement...

A spokeswoman for the company declined to comment Monday on the terms of the deal or the details of the fragrance.

Things are looking up for Hillary now that she's back with Chad and has a new gig.

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Feb
28
Pete Doherty arrested for car theft

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Will this guy ever clean up? Pete Doherty was arrested for possession of a stolen vehicle and, of course, drugs:

Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty – also known as Kate Moss's ex, who appeared with her in tabloid photos of her doing drugs last year – was arrested in England Monday night on suspicion of stealing a car and possessing class A drugs, West Midlands Police tell PEOPLE.

Doherty, 26, and two men aged 18 and 19 were detained by Birmingham police and then released Tuesday morning on no-fee police bail "pending further inquiries," says a police spokesman.

"We don't know what the drugs are at this point. The substance has been sent for analysis," the spokesman adds. Class A drugs typically include cocaine, heroin and opium.

I can see drug charges, but stealing a car? Of course this wouldn't even make the news if he wasn't Moss' ex. This guy is such a mess.

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Feb
28
More Links 2/28

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- John Mayer has good oral hygiene, but still eats sugary cereal (A Socialite's Life)
- Kiera Knightly compares the Oscars to a dog show (Glitterati)
- Play-by-Play of the Brangelina family's day, with pictures (Just Jared)
- Gallery of the Absurd reveals what Nicole is really running from in those Jimmy "Chew" ads
- Fug Bai Ling is back! (Go Fug Yourself) More Bai Ling returns (The Bastardly)
- Tom and Katie shadowed by Scientology handlers with Blackberries (Cult News)
- Kimora Lee Simmons is begging for a PETA attack (Crunk and Disorderly)

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Feb
28
Jessica Alba in Paris

Here are some cute pictures of Jessica Alba in Paris shopping at Dior and out with Linda Evangelista. She looks fresh and adorable as usual. Eight more after the jump! [via]

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Feb
28
Paris Hilton thinks she competes with Charlize Theron

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Proving that she doesn't know her alphabet, Paris Hilton confuses the D with the A list:

The 25-year-old socialite, who previously appeared in critically-derided horror film HOUSE OF WAX, is confident she shares a similar screen style to Theron.

And Hilton has no qualms about putting herself in direct competition with the Oscar-winning star.

She explains, "My acting coach told me I have a similar style of acting to [Charlize Theron] so we may end up vying for the same parts."

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Feb
28
Daniel Craig is such a wuss

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First he got his teeth knocked out, and now has "prickly heat" from a bad sunburn. Sure he looks hot in a swimsuit, and all the legitimate Bonds endorse him, but he's not too rugged:

Could anything else go wrong for jinxed James Bond star Daniel Craig?

It seems the actor is now suffering a nasty outbreak of prickly heat.

The strawberry-blonde one got a spot of sunburn while topping up his tan before filming in the Bahamas.

According to The Sun, a source on the Casino Royale set said: "It's driving him mad.

"He constantly wants to scratch. It's worst when he does a costume change. He's in agony.

"He's been moaning to his assistants that he's got prickly heat.

Poor Craig. Girly-men are in now, though, so at least he has that going for him.

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Feb
28
Lachey lied about separation date

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Media Take Out claims to have the exclusive story that Nick Lachey fudged his separation date to get his hands on the additional million Jessica made in the interim:

Nick Lachey recently filed his divorce response in L.A. Superior Court. In the response, Mr. Lachey shocked everyone by not only requesting spousal support, but by listing the couple's separation date as December 13th (disputing Jessica's claim that the couple separated on November 23rd). Some speculate that Lachey is claiming the later date so that he can share in the nearly $1 million Simpson earned during those extra days.

But Nick may have fudged the truth. MediaTakeOut.com has learned that on November 23rd, Nick's publicist released an official statement announcing that the couple had separated. According to the November statement, exclusively obtained by MediaTakeOut.com, the couple announced that "after three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, [they] decided to part ways". The obvious inconsistency between this official statment and Nick's recent divorce response is troubling to those close to Jessica.

You have to give the guy credit for trying, though. It's not like he doesn't deserve the money for putting up with Jessica.

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Feb
28
Links 2/28

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- Madge credits drugs for her recovery (Perez Hilton)
- George Michael owes up, promises not to capitalize on latest arrest (Hollywood Rag)
- Diddy likes cheap hookers (The Scoop)
- Jenny McCarthy Wants To Taunt Paris Hilton in the Afterlife (Starpulse) [via oh no they didn't]
- Britney and family in New Orleans (PopSugar)

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Feb
28
Paris and Nicole arriving on the set of The Simple Life

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Paris and Nicole arrived on the set of The Simple Life on February 27, 2006. Filming will require no contact between the two, and they supposedly didn't even acknowledge each other. It's surprising that they haven't reconciled yet, considering that they both like little dogs, fasting, and dressing like Twiggy Barbie. Two more after the jump. [via]

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Feb
27
Pictures of the Afflecks

Here are some cute candids of the Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner with their new baby, Violet. [Via]

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Feb
27
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- First Fergie and now Jenny McCarthy (Hollywood Rag) (McCarthy has had a baby and she was getting tickled, so she has an excuse. Hopefully she won't be incontinent at her orgy, too.)
- MC Hammer has a blog with the cutest pictures of his kids [via Crunk and Disorderly]
- Matthew McConaughey couldn't think of something nice to say about his co-star Sarah Jessica Parker (PopSugar)
- Hugh Jackman's wife is 9 years older. Who knew? (Just Jared)
- Josh Duhamel fights 'Mr. Fergie' rep (Jossip)

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Feb
27
Is Paris Hilton engaged again?

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Paris Hilton was spotted having lunch with her boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos III, and later shopping with her sister Nicky out on Robertson Boulevard in LA on February 26th. She is wearing a shirt that says "Don't Believe the Rumors" and seems to be wearing an engagement ring on her left ring finger. She has shown a visible bump recently, and her breasts seem larger. It's possible that she's pregnant and engaged, but it's also possible that she's neither. She was supposedly pregnant last year and nothing came of that. In other news, Nachos is not looking too good, but it could just be an unflattering photograph. (Yeah, right.) Two more pictures after the jump [via]

Update: this is fatty Brandon Davis, not Paris' ex, Stavros. We will not make this mistake again.

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Feb
27
Jennifer Aniston's old roomie dishes the dirt

Two pictures of Jennifer Aniston partially undressed with the caption Youre just jealous (of a miserable whiny chain smoker)

Actress Nancy Balbirer, who was Aniston's roommate in NY in the late 80s, told stories about Aniston at a reading in a pub, using the name "Jane," which fooled no one:

"Nancy said Jane, who was then working at a burger joint, was obsessed with her looks, and would give herself bikini waxes while lying upside-down on the couch. The pair went on auditions, on diets, and to aerobics classes together. Jane advised Nancy to try and be 'more f—able' on auditions, and to buy chicken cutlets at the Food Emporium to stuff her bra. Jane iced her nipples before auditions, and lamented her big butt and her nose, which she said 'came from her Greek half.'

"Jane moved to Los Angeles, got liposuction, a nose job and a hairline adjustment, and lost a lot of weight after going on Nutri­Slim. Nancy recounted a trip to L.A. where she asked to stay with her old friend, but instead Jane named some hotels, telling Nancy not to be so desperate, because it's unattractive, especially in a town like L.A."

Of course Aniston has had her nose done. It's not perfect now, but it doesn't look obvious, either.

It's cold to turn away your old roommate for a few nights stay while she's in town, but maybe she was thinking longer-term and Aniston was sick of her at that point. What's worse, Balbirer claims that she had a job lined up on "Friends," but that Aniston had her fired!

"After Jane landed a sitcom about friends who live together in the Village, Nancy independently met with the show's producers for a recurring role, which she landed on the spot. A few hours later, she was inexplicably fired, yet paid in full, plus an extra week's pay, despite never filming a scene. Later a producer friend told Nancy that Jane had her fired and the two old friends never spoke again."

Maybe Balbirer is a bitch and the two simply didn't get along. I have never heard of anyone stuffing their bra with chicken cutlets, though, that's priceless!

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Feb
27
George Michael arrested in London for drugs

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George Michael has been arrested in London on drug charges after being found passed out in a car:

A London police spokesman would not confirm Michael had been arrested. He issued a statement saying a 42-year-old man had been held on suspicion of possessing Class C drugs, a group in British law which includes cannabis, tranquilizers and some painkillers.

“We were called by a member of the public to a man seen slumped over the steering wheel of a car,” the statement said. “He was arrested on suspicion of possession of controlled substances.”

He was bailed to return to a police station in late March pending a police investigation.

Obviously if this is true, George Michael is not sober and that's a shame. Otherwise this is not a case of impaired driving. He wasn't driving, he was just passed out in a car. We can't assume that he drove to that point, although it's possible. He may have visited a friend or a bar in the area and tried to sleep it off in his car. It's a bit damning that he was "slumped over the wheel," but he was parked and you can't assume anything.

Also, he's out on bail now and he's surely embarassed, but not much will come of this case apart from bad publicity, a potential stint in rehab, and another teary-eyed confession on Oprah.

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Feb
27
Links 2/27

Bond vs Bond: Pierce Brosnan side by side with Daniel Craig
- Pierce Brosnan won't be play gay for pay - or something (Female First) [via Media Take Out]
- Evangeline Lilly with a frilly-assed bathing suit (PopSugar) (Wait, isn't she supposed to be pregnant like everyone else?)
- Charlize Theron in Italian GQ (Faded Youth)
- Kiera's new boyfriend (Sky Showbiz)
- Leo's new girlfriend (Gabsmash)
- Get well soon, Sheryl Crow (PopBytes)

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Feb
26
Hillary and Haylie Duff at Auto Club 500

Wonder how much they got paid just to show up. Wish my sister was famous. I'm not going to say anything about veneers or plastic surgery or that anyone has had any or needs anything done. [via]

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Feb
26
Brad Pitt is a cheap bastard

Brad and Angelina at Mr and Mrs Smith press conference
From the Ottawa Sun comes news that Brad is not as generous as his gorgeous other half:

Angelina Jolie is pushing tight-wad Brad Pitt to give away some of his estimated $100-million fortune -- but so far he's dragging his feet.

Angelina is known to have donated $12 million to various third world causes in the past five years and is promising a further $4 million from her St. John Knits contract.

Since being with her, Brad has given a measly $100,000 to buy 40 orthopedic beds for a Pakistan hospital.

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Feb
26
Kimora Lee Simmons is an arrogant bitch

Kimora Lee Simmons mugshot with the caption I will beat a bitch's ass
Popsugar has compiled an hilarious list of Kimora Lee Simmon's top ten quotes from her Vanity Fair interview. Some highlights:

“You can be rich and not be famous. You can be famous and not be rich. But to be rich and famous is a special category all by itself.”

“I’m not used to having a boss. I’m the boss. I don’t need the money. I’m filthy fucking rich!”

“I represent luxury”

“What kind of life am I setting up for her (her = daughters)?…It’s not just about making them, like, not be assholes, which is what I think any parent would do.”

“I will beat a bitch’s ass” (mentioned multiple times)

“I wear fur and if somebody throws shit on me I’m gonna whup your ass! I wish somebody would throw shit on me”

On getting busted for drugs, “It was P-O-T, I do believe, but it was not mine…It was a very tiny amount. Like $5. Believe you me, if I was buying, it wouldn’t look like that.”

PETA, please throw shit on her. someone. please.

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Feb
26
David Beckham can't do first grade math

Daivd Beckham shirtless with the caption I may be hot but I'm dumb as rocks
Seriously. What would this guy do if he wasn't an athlete? Most manual labor jobs require more sense. From Reuters via Oh no they didn't:

Superstar David Beckham, whose mental agility has been questioned before in the media, has said his six-year-old son's maths homework leaves him baffled.

The England captain and Real Madrid midfielder was forced to call on his wife Victoria, a former member of the Spice Girls pop group, to help their son Brooklyn with a school assignment because the footballer found the sums too difficult.

"Their homework is so hard these days," Beckham, 30, said in an interview with the Mail on Sunday. "It's totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like 'Oh my God, I can't do this'."

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Feb
26
Britney and K-Fed over? Her cousin thinks so

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Britney's own cousin talks trash about her relationship, speculating that Britney and K-Fed will split up soon:

BRITNEY Spears' marriage to Kevin Federline is doomed, a close relative claimed yesterday.

The pop princess wants to do the best thing for the sake of her four-monthold baby Sean Preston, according to Art Spears, a 52-year-old engineer.

Britney's cousin Art said: "I don't think Britney and Kevin are going to stay together.

"Her son is her life and she will obviously do what ever is best for him - but does that involve Kevin? I don't think so."

We have heard that they fight in public, she has thrown him out of the house in the past and may have briefly taken his Ferrari away, and there are many pictures of Britney without her ring. Britney is also in Hawaii with SP while K-Fed cavorts with a French "actress" in LA. Of course their relationship is stable.

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Feb
26
J.Lo's ugly-ass shoes

Selected images from J.Lo's shoe line. So. Bad. [via]

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Feb
26
Reese Witherspoon and Joaquin Phoenix Vogue Photoshoot

Gorgeous photos from Annie Liebovitz for Vogue. [via]

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Feb
26
Kate Winslet swears like a trucker

image of a pristine Kate Winslet from the film Finding Neverland with the caption Fuck you allThis isn't exactly news after her performance on Extras, but James Gandolfini is impressed by Winslet's skill at swearing:

The New Jersey actor, famous for his role as mob father Tony Soprano, insists the actress soon became his swearing rival on the set of musical comedy Romance And Cigarettes.

He says, "Kate's great. She can sing, she's so funny. And yeah, she can swear. People think I can swear. But she can really swear. Yeah, I was impressed."

[Via Oh No They Didn't]

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Feb
26
Links 2/26

Picture of Pete Doherty of Babyshambles looking strung out, with the caption Crack Makes me Happy
- New dad Ben Affleck looks hot (PopSugar), but he needs to trim his nose hair (DListed).
- Disturbing Image Warning: Gallery of the Absurd channels goatsee to accurately portray the horror of Star Jones' relationship with Big Gay Al
- Cynthia Nixon doing just fine (DListed), thanks for asking. [via CityRag]
- Nick Lachey stages a photo-op (HollywoodRag) with a potential squeeze
- Kimora steals Mooriah's Photoshop artist (PerezHilton)
- Who's Hotter Now?: Jen vs. Ang (Faded Youth)
- Pete Doherty says "Crack makes me happy" (MirrorUK) [via Media Take Out]

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Feb
25
Not without my daughter/son!

Tom holding Katie's stomach, with the caption - that womb is mine!In yet another disturbing chapter of the TomKat saga, Mike Wallace of the National Enquirer reports that Scientologists plan to commandeer Katie's baby for three days after its birth. What's more, the baby will be isolated for a day after it's born. Despite reports that she's spending 8 hours a day being indoctrinated into Scientology, Katie has come to her senses and is questioning this counter-intuitive practice:

furious KATIE HOLMES warned fiancé/daddy-to-be TOM CRUISE that she'll absolutely refuse to allow Scientologists to commandeer her newborn at birth for what their church calls "Processing a New Mother" - a bizarre ritual which involves separating mother and child for three days, allowing only minimal contact! As her time approaches, sources say, Katie's becoming hysterical over the idea that her baby will be controlled by the sect's handlers from the moment he/she enters the world. In a raging confrontation, Katie told Tom she flatly rejects Scientology's edict that newborns should be left totally alone for the entire first day after birth.

Any human who's not brainwashed would agree that it's harmful and cruel to leave a newborn baby alone at any time, especially on its first day in the world. It's also quite difficult, if not impossible, to breastfeed if you don't start up within the first three days after birth. This is wrong for so many reasons.

Scientology is a cult that ruins lives, even the most vulnerable ones, to rake in big bucks.

Posted to Babies | Cults | Katie Holmes | Tom Cruise | TomKat

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Feb
25
Busta Rhymes brags about being a premature ejaculator

Busta Rhymes' O Face
In this first post to Celebitchy, we'd like to point out a man who reveals more than intended when trying to brag about a conquest. When asked by Radio Station Power 106 "What's the name of the last celebrity you had sex with," Rhymes said "Lionel Richie's daughter got it real quick." Sounds like someone was a little too excited to make the encounter last.

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