Borat hit Cannes with a bevy of cute women that were probably picked up on the beach for his photo op. In case you're not familiar with Borat, he's Sasha Baron Cohen, Ali G's alter ego from Kazakhstan. He gets up to silly antics with less famous people than Ali G interviews. The Kazakhstani government is pissed that Borat tries to portrays their country like it's full of backwards yokels who abuse women. Most people just think he's funny and don't care that he makes fun of a nation of people.
Here is an 8 minute video of Borat visiting a dating service and getting advice from a dating expert. One of his qualifications for a potential mate is that "She must be tight, like a man's anus." If that's the case he may hurt the poor woman, because he claims to be big, "like a can of Pepsi."
And here are some pictures of his arrival at Cannes. His footwear is the best.There are ass pictures and some topless sunbathers that are NSFW.
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I found these pictures on Wireimage and thought that they would be unique to post, but JustJared has them too. They are so funny. My husband and I were watching a bunch of Borat videos on YouTube and laughing so hard. Ali G was his favorite show in the states.
Cohen is actually kind of hot when he's Ali G or normal. It's just his body hair and Borat 'stash, and of course the thong that makes him skeevy. Kazakhstan did get a lot of press from this character. Some of his lines about it are so funny.
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BWAHHH!! "Great minds".. I just sent a bunch of Borat Working The Banana Hammock pictures to a friend and I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type. He's too funny. I think he's actually quite hot, when he's just Sacha Baron Cohen.. he's engaged to Isla Fisher (the crazy sister from The Wedding Crashers--I loved that movie). Kazahstan shouldn't be upset.. he made them famous, very much like Conan O'Brian made Finland into a hot spot lately.