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May
22
Dita Von Teese Naked (NSFW)


Dita Von Teese, Marilyn Manson's wife, is a burlesque performer for the rich and famous. She's going to strip at Victoria and David Beckham's World Cup party, with guests to include Liz Hurley and Tom Cruise:

The burlesque queen -who is married to shock rocker Marilyn Manson -has reportedly been asked to entertain the guests at the glitzy bash and has been told nothing is off limits. Dita’s shows usually involve her donning a risqué outfit, stockings a d suspender and a racy striptease.

In one of her most famous performances, the 33-year-old showed off her vivacious curves in nothing but £3 million worth of diamonds.

A source said: "The party has a naughty theme and Victoria and David feel Dita will be perfect. She’s known for her outlandish routines so guests can expect a few whips to be flying around."

The lavish ball is being held at David and Victoria’s British home in Hertfordshire, known as Beckingham Palace.

She is shown naked in L'omo Vogue magazine in shots by photographer Steven Klein. [via]

A commentor on a board that posted the pictures notes:

I was just thinking that her left breast looks really yucky, it just stands there with that harsh plasticky-looking outline and all.

It does look like her left breast has an implant outline, doesn't it?

Pictures are after the jump.

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I just thought the same. There is no way she's this thin and has natural breasts of this size. They're also a bit too perky on that picture. The sad part is that, if you see a photo of a naked woman with natural breasts, all the blog comments start with "look at her sagging".. unfortunately, kids forgot how real breast look and they think that breasts should be always perfectly round, perky and look like two balls stuffed under the skin. I'm thinking about Chloe Sevigny nudes that appeared recently and elicited those comments (plus the fact that she's not totally Brazilian was pointed out as disgusting). I'm afraid that porn took over our definition of sexy and beautiful.


Her boobs do look really round-shaped. I posted those pictures of Chloe Sevigny naked, and loking at them again her boobs look fine to me and better because they're natural. Fake is beautiful now, at least according to popular culture. I wonder what Dita's boobs looked like before?



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