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Jul
20
Jessica Simpson deep throats an ice cream


The video for Jessica Simpson's new single, "A Public Affair," contains enough T&A to make up for the lousy music. Eva Longoria, Christina Applegate and Christina Milian skate around, and Maria Menounos plays the role of Jessica's ex-husband's new girlfried, Vanessa Minnillo, in a fantasy catfight.

While she's lacing up her boots, Jessica spots a hunky dark-haired stranger cavorting with a brunette bimbette, who has an aggressive fantasy about going all Naomi Campbell on Jessica out of jealousy. The violent nemesis just happens to be played by a shapely, smoldering brunette TV entertainment reporter named ... Maria Menounos.

Oh, and Jessica Simpson deep throats an ice cream cone in a brief clip that seems to reveal what she plans to do with the dessert afterwards in order to keep her figure. The thumbnail links to a larger version. [via]

Here's the video which you've probably already seen.

And here's Jessica Simpson at TRL and outside the studios. MTV made sure Vanessa Minnillo wasn't hosting that day. [via]

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Doesn't the main guy in the video resemble Nick? And the ice cream thing, I wonder if it was Papa Joe's idea!?


she's sooo....
I pity the Simpson sister for having a father like Joe!!!
So FAME hungry that they'll do anything and everything....


Hey, does anyone remember how she started out promoted as the ultimate virginal Christian princess? Her image sure has changed since then. No matter what she does, though, to me she'll always seem as plastic, packaged, and phony as a knockoff Barbie doll in a drugstore discount bin.



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