Maybe Lance Armstrong had a good, embarassing reason for making all those awkward gay jokes at the ESPY awards. Page Six is suggesting that he has something going on with Matthew McConaughey, but they're probably just checking out all the biking pictures and jumping to their own stupid conclusion.
Lance might just be a sweaty friend of McConaughey and Gyllenhaal. Hey, straight, bi, and gay guys can all hang out together and do sports without getting busy.
Countless straight guys would disagree with me, but it's kind of hot to imagine McConaughy, Armstrong, and/or Gyllenhaal getting it on. Yes I put that image in your head. If you're a semi-straight chick like me, it's not a bad one.
It's probably not true, though. Jake was said to be training with Lance so that he could play him in an upcoming movie, and McConaughey was probably just along for the, uh, ride.
McConaughey and Gyllenhaal have been spotted biking without Armstrong. Maybe they're the real pair on the down low. As long as they keep doing sports together a girl can fantasize.
Lance, Matt and Jake are shown at an ESPY awards party in mid July. Jake and Matt are seen biking together on 7/26, with one older picture of all three biking together thrown in for good measure. Pictures from Gossip Rocks and Mollygood.
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