Stacy Keibler in McQueen, with George Clooney: overworked and busted?

I’m starting to feel a little bit bad for Oscar-Date Barbie. Poor Stacy Keibler. Poor Cray-Cray. I don’t know what it is, really. I mean, she’s playing this whole “George Clooney’s beck-and-call girl” thing pretty well, and she’s profiting from it nicely. Her styling has improved, and I guess she gets to keep all of the clothes that he buys her, like this is a living remake of Pretty Woman. But I think I feel bad for her because she really is just like the rest of Clooney’s girls – she thinks they’ll end up married. She thinks she’s the one who will change him. Isn’t that kind of sad?

Anyway, Clooney and Oscar-Date Barbie walked the red carpet together at the Palm Springs International Film festival. I think Stacy must have been told that she needed to do “sophisticated business-cocktail black” more often, because her last few public appearances have been with Little Black Dresses. This one is Alexander McQueen – it’s pretty, it’s sophisticated, and it’s slightly boring. It looks like something Angelina Jolie would pick out, really. My biggest complaints? Stacy’s styling, specifically her hair and her eye makeup. Or her makeup in general here – WAY too much. Like she’s trying to out-do Duchess Kate. And whatever is happening on top of her head just needs to stop. Dear Cray, you are NOT Tilda Swinton.

Clooney looks okay, I guess. He was on hand because he received “The Chairman’s Award” for his work on The Ides of March (which I HATED) and The Descendants (which I still haven’t seen). Clooney’s young costar Shailene Woodley was on hand too – they actually look kind of cute together. I hope to God that George isn’t hitting on her. Also: where are Clooney’s lifts?!? Stacy is wearing big heels – I guess George doesn’t care about looking shorter.

PS… Do you like how Stacy is slowly darkening her hair? Ol’ Clooney does love brunettes.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Rita says:

    In most of the pictures, George looks like he has gas and that award he’s holding looks like a Martha Stewart after thought.

  2. Ela says:

    George looks ill, or in pain or something…I can’t put my finger on it. he has lost his spark, maybe he is just tired. I dunno. She looks a wreck if you ask me – too much makeup and her hair is not great tied up.no chemistry between these two

    • birdie says:

      Yeah, I see it, too. He has a very bad back, he must be in pain most of the time.

      • Heather M says:

        Yes, there has been something off about him. I also wonder if he *could* end up staying w/Stacy (or the next one…or the one after that ;)) if he truly is in so much pain. Pain=fear of getting old. Fear of getting old=marriage, finally…ala Warren Beatty. I don’t think he is quite there yet, but the more I see him look pained, the less it will surprise me.

        With that said, he almost never looks at her, whereas she is always looking adoringly at him. That cannot be a good sign.

      • ataylor says:

        Well, he did have elbow/shoulder surgery a few weeks ago so he might have residual pain from that (his arm was in a sling at the Bengals/Ravens football game he and Stacy attended) and besides he has mentioned before that he has lingering pain from his severe neck/spinal-cord injury/surgery from way back in 2005.

    • Esmom says:

      Totally agree. It seems like the aging process has suddenly accelerated for him. And I do not get the pairing at all. What an utter mismatch.

    • polk8dot says:

      Yep, he does look bad – all puffy, swollen, and bored to tears. There is absolutely no discernible chemistry between them.
      I think this ‘relationship’ has already almost ran its course. I think the news of the break up will come any day now…
      As to her look – you can take a girl out of a trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl, haha. She looks so white trash, with expensive outfits that still look cheap on her somehow, and the hair and makeup looking like she did it in the closet in darkness. She has no class, no ‘IT’ FACTOR, and exudes hot wings burps and beer farts. Yuuuuck, I made myself gag!
      But there is ONE THING in the second to last pic (her last). She’s standing halfway-sideways and the dress is making it look like she has a solid gut. Her belly sticks out even further that her boobs – she looks stocky, bloated and preggers!
      I realize that it is a virtual impossibility, since 1. he reportedly had himself snapped, and 2. he is not having sex with her since she has.. you know.. a vag. Not to his taste, I totally believe, and no amount of young-ish, whore-ish women hanging off his arm is ever going to convince me otherwise. So she is probably bloated, or maybe it’s holiday food residue etc. But would it not be hilarious if she or any other of his ‘rent-a-dates’ tried to pull a fast one on him and claimed pregnancy? Maybe this is TTracy’s (TrailorTrashStacey) attempt to get some extra publicity, as I’m sure she must feel the kick out coming? She already talked about having his kids and getting married, only a few months into their ‘relationship’ and we all know that one was a kiss of death for every single one of his previous ‘girlfriends’.

  3. Bubulle says:

    Anyone knows if George is already wearing those lift shoes ?

    • Poppy says:

      I don’t think George is wearing them in these photos but he does wear lifts sometimes, usually on red carpets, you can tell by the angle of the foot in the shoe, the instep is high in lifts while much flatter in normal shoes. They only lift him an extra inch but on the red carpet it gives the illusion he is almost 6′. Alas next to Amazon Barbie it would make no difference at all so he probably didn’t bother.

  4. Erinn says:

    I would love to have a dress like hers. It’s not the most exciting thing in the world… but I think it’s really pretty. George is looking really old here. Especially next to Shailene.

  5. Anguishedcorn says:

    What in the hell is going on with her hair on top? That’s laughable!

    • Elizabeth says:

      The dress is nice but her hair is too …. something. Too high? Too greasy looking? And the shoes are too cheap looking. What was wrong with a nice pair of pumps? Why go for the cheap, too casual gladiator shoes at such a formal event? I feel bad because I don’t want to keep saying such bad stuff about her. And I feel bad because she’s not a bad person – she’s just out of her element. But there it is.

  6. taylor says:

    George does look, I agree. Also, this a genuine question, I’m not trying to be snarky–does Stacy’s nose look…sharper/thinner? Or is just the pictures?

  7. bea says:

    She’s starting to dress more elegantly – she looks good.

  8. stephanie says:

    I don’t like her shoes/hair but I do like her dress. Classy, for once 🙂

  9. Jessica says:

    “she thinks they’ll end up married. She thinks she’s the one who will change him.”

    MASSIVE assumption. Could be true, but it’s totally something you assumed with no evidence other than the fact that she’s dating him (which is not evidence). It’s equally as likely that she’s perfectly aware that he is a sort of publicity stepping stone. We have NO idea what she thinks and making statements as if we absolutely, factually do is illogical. I realize it’s gossip, but even in gossip one cannot assume knowing another person’s exact, internal thoughts.

    That all said, I find her so incredibly obnoxious. Her face begs to be slapped (in a metaphorical, non-abusive sort of way).

  10. Cody says:

    I think she looks good, definitely trying to change her image with a little sophistication and he has a nice suit, but together, he looks like her father who took his daughter to the business lunch meeting with him. She was acting like the good wife of a CEO. I guess it is important for him to have a girl toy with him. I notice many of the celebs, except for Brad/Angie, went solo on the red carpet. George seems to have a need to share the spot light with someone he has only known for a few months. It is just weird.

  11. cecilia says:

    Does she think that she’s going to change him and marry him, or is that just part of the contractual script?

    When they break up, I’m sure he and his people would prefer the “Oh, well, she was just trying to pin him down, so it couldn’t work,” rather than “Well, you do realize he’s just not that into women” to be the mini-van majority’s explanation.

  12. Hautie says:

    I want to see the face of the hair stylist, that thought Stacy needed to show off that massive forehead. With a dang bump-it! Oh good grief.

    Stacy is a girl that needs some bangs… or slight fringe… around her face.

    And she is a cute girl. Who has been getting better clothes to suit her tall lean body. But dang that hair just cancels out all the good of the dress.

    • Carolyn says:

      A lot of foreheads aren’t attractive. Fringes (I’m Australian, can’t call them bangs!) make a lot of women’s faces look a lot better.

  13. Melanie says:

    Stacey looks great. George is looking older. And that’s ok! At least he looks normal.

  14. deltona lakes says:

    I think she looks much better now looking understated and elegant. I still like to know why it’s a bad thing to dress like Grace kelly, Audrey Hepburn, women with grace and elegance. I rather see this look than see a 40 something wearing tight-fitted dresses up to their behinds… It’s sexier and shows confidence.

  15. dorothy says:

    She looks elegant. I still don’t understand the constant musical chairs George does with young starlets. Guess it’s a guy thing. It just looks desperate to stay young on his part.

  16. Alix says:

    He really doesn’t have girlfriends, does he? They’re all escorts.

  17. thatisnotthenest says:

    that first picture shows how high her shoes are she literally is standing on her toes…i stopped wearing heels in my early twenties and have beautiful feet and tootsie toes as a result..the dress looks like it is made of polyester…how can i tell? i start to itch just looking at it 🙂

  18. mia says:

    George has a list of what his “girlfriend” should look like. Stacy is just a beard if you ask me.

  19. Snappyfish says:

    Clooney likes Cindy Crawford. Period. I thought the Elisabetta chick looked most like her.

    • Heather M says:

      Why do you think he likes Cindy Crawford? I actually think maybe he goes for bodies over faces, and Cindy has the face but not the body. Cindy has had two kids and, although she still looks great, her body is not as athletic and tight as he likes them, IMO. Even her Playboy spread, years and years ago (pre-kids), was not up to his standards.

      • Snappyfish says:

        The reason I think he likes her is because HE said her liked her. He is business partners w/Rande Gerber (her husband) & I’ve seen some v v uncomfortable interviews where he takes the “your wife is my ideal” a little too far.

        Rumor was when he paid for the Sarah chick’s implants they were based on Cindy’s & I really do think Elisabetta resembled Crawford from her model days (albeit am older version)

  20. QQ says:

    This chick has THEE most busteded ass face I’m sorry but she does is like a white trash faces of meth cleaned up situation…..a mess

  21. Lucy says:

    They just don’t look right or good together…I don’t know what it is….

  22. gee_gee says:

    Georgie looks old here. His taste in women is questionable at best. And she looks like the administrative assistant he decided to bring to that conference out of town. And don’t worry because they are totally not fooling around.

    (And, I really believe they are not fooling around)

  23. Jackie says:

    saw the descendants. it was ok, nothing great.

    george must really want an oscar as he made sure all the typical movie ingredients were there for a nomination…a deathbed scene, a bankrupt character ‘sees the light’ about family & money, and becomes our ideal of moral.

  24. Franny says:

    Her body is outrageous.

    Her bump-it needs to be moved up an inch or two. it make her forehead seem quite long…

  25. Tazina says:

    Another hopeful one who gives up her life and identity to date Clooney. They become robotic slaves to the wants and needs of their master. Once they are kicked to the curb after the one or “possibly” two year allotted “relationship” time limit, they are a little older and wiser as well as sad and angry for a time, but then they dust themselves off and make a life again.

    That hairstyle does nothing for her.

  26. Hanna says:

    Haha! That face of hers reads ” I’m going to marry THE CLOON!” with that creepy smile and that thing on her forehead. Good God, she’s developing to be the Dumbest looking blond ever… His face though, priceless.

  27. Tia says:

    I feel like he has more of a sparkle in his eyes with his co-star than Stacy, not that he is trying to pull a fast one or anything. I just don’t think he’ll settle with her.

    • Intercontinental says:

      Totally agree x9!

      The Clingon is looking at him adoringly in pic 1. Pics 2 & 3 GC looks very uncomfortable (to say the least!. And pic 4 he has a total grimace! Pic 4 with co-star he looks totally relaxed and at ease as though the pressure is off!

      But, has anybody EVER seen a picture of him looking truly happy with this desperate ho?

  28. LM says:

    Oh boy!!!! I’m one red capet away from missing Elisabetta – yes that’s how bad it is!
    I’m twisted, I don’t know what is worst, Elisabetta’s arrogant and sour attitude or Stacy’s stupid fake smile – which by the way is the exact same one whether she’s looking at george, the camera or the floor!
    One thing is sure, the creepy old perv knows how to pick them.
    Other than that I think she looks pregnant and yes I wouldn’t be surprised if he ended with that piece of trash they’re meant for each other. I really don’t think she is PR girlfriend but he’s really into that kind of GIRLS

    • Guest says:

      I agree LM he likes the trashy or lack of talent ones. He has his pick in Hollywood of a more classy celeb and this is the one he picks. But lately ,I am thinking he is no prize either.

  29. Val says:

    Love AQ, but not on her. Hair and makeup: awful.

  30. regla de los gatos says:

    Actually, there’s a saying that comes to mind when I look at pictures of these two people. It’s something about a silk purse and a sow’s ear.

  31. Ann says:

    Clooney is too old for young arm candy. It makes him look even older.

  32. Mary says:

    Gosh!!!! she looks big than him…. big boobs and tall…poor George!!!! He is not my type…but could do better if is just to have a girl for a season!!!

  33. Cody says:

    Stacy was in a movie last night called Fixing Pete it was boring. Stacy needs to find a new day job or take some acting lessons. I could only watch a few minutes of her and then had to turn to a real movie .

    • imissthenestdagnabit! says:

      channel surfing i caught sight of the gigantic head and paused, tense and on the verge of nausea, lest she prove to be as bad as the other one. it was the scene whre they give, i guess it’s pete, a haircut and spiff him up. then they go to the two women’s faces gawking in amazement etc. ugh. i did resume surfing then and found me a nice charlie chaplin festival…do i like him? not really. but the little tramp is better than… do i have to say it?

  34. Camille says:

    The awards season can’t be over fast enough, because once it is done we will finally stop seeing Cray-cray Keibler and her side show of desperate TRY.

    Old Clooney will dump her once he doesn’t need an awards date any more. Watch and see.
    I’ve seen more chemistry between my venus fly trap and a fly than between these two.

  35. misstrishm says:

    I sure do miss the actors/actresses of days gone by. And please tell me I misread something that tried to compare this keibler chick to audrey hepburn or grace kelly. LMAO!! Not in a million years. Like I said I may have misread it too. I’m so glad we still have Sophia loren to admire.

  36. Lorenzo says:

    He will not dump her after awards season. He is stubborn as hell and he does not need her, she is doing more harm to his image than he can destroy by himself.
    He seems to be quite smitten to have next idiot around to take orders from him and do everything he says.

  37. Annie says:

    Someone alert Bozo that SK has been in his makeup bag again. Seriously, I can’t imagine how uncomfortable she must be trying to be someone she’s not. She’s gone from dressing like a hooker (think Toronto) to a housewife out with CEO hubby (except for the overdone makeup). Looks like she’s also been directed to grow the blonde out of her hair by the Oscars. George always refers to the “independent” women he dates. More like Stepford GFs. SK seemed genuinely happy in the pictures from their first month or two together, but I don’t see that anymore. The smiles look more fake than usual lately.

  38. corey says:

    I think she would look great with dark hair!!! I love her in the second pic!!! It makes her look a little more sophicated without all the bottle blond frosting. Some people look funny without the blond
    (Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson), and others should just stay away from it all together(Katherine Mcphee, Katy perry)

  39. april says:

    George looks old in these photos. Stacey looks very nice. She should dump him for someone better looking.

  40. tracking says:

    She just never gets it right. Even with a beautiful figure and nice dress, she always looks a little cheap.

  41. Maritza says:

    George Clooney looks like a clone of his father.

  42. Snowbunny says:

    Her dress isn’t bad, shoes are great. That hairstyle looks great on a few women, she obviously is not one of them. If you take off half the makeup and change the hair she would look pretty good. Her clothing choices have improved since Toronto but not her hair or makeup.

  43. nikzilla37 says:

    Haaa…is her stylist Snookie by chance?

  44. CHRISTIAN_GIRL says:

    Don’t know what kind of PAIN people think George is in, But he was RUNNING to the podium for NO reason in what appeared to be painfree movements.

    His grimmaces must mean something else.

  45. Mia says:

    Stacy has a killer body but her face always looks painfully too tight, especially across the forehead. And I wish she would get a new makeup artist because the one she has now seems to use EVERYTHING in her/his kit on stacy’s face. Stacy has a girl next door look that could be polished to a real statuesque beauty! Such a waste.

    And George needs a Tom Cruise MI4 face-rejuvenation. His face is crumbling before my eyes and it’s horrifying to see. I think he should consider trading Stacy in just because her ultra-tight face only highlights his limp jowls.

  46. ! says:

    Here they are the poor man’s Brangelina!!!!

    He looks old and worn out and she looks cheap no matter what she’s wearing. You can put lipstick on a pig it’s still pig.
    I don’t think she’s not good enough for him though, like a lot of people tend to think, to me they are at the exact same level, he’s not better than her and I don’t think he can do better than her so he’d better stick with that one.

  47. Julie says:

    My theory, she absolutely doesn’t think shes the one to change him. He’ll marry her, etc. He has her come out and say these things so it looks like a more real relationship. He probably even has Elizabeth (sp?) come out and say those things right b4 they ended (contract expired) so it would look like a plausable reason for it ending. All of this is fake. He controls what she says and the image she presents….IMO.

  48. Kim says:

    Whoever does her hair & makeup for events needs to be fired. She always looks like a tranny. WAYYYYY to much makeup w/ an old lady updo.