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Jennifer Lopez & facially challenged Casper Smart are loved up in Miami: gross?

CB has been doing most of the coverage of Jennifer Lopez and her facially-challenged boy-toy, Casper Smart, but I just had to chime in when I looked through these photos. These pics are of Jennifer in Miami, doing a “steamy” (oily?) photo shoot with Mario Testino. Casper was at the photo shoot, of course, because he basically has nothing else going on in his life other than following J.Lo around. Paparazzi managed to get lots of photos of Jennifer “posing” for Testino, and in between set-ups, the paparazzi caught all of these “candids” of Jennifer and Fubar.

You know what? I’m kind of done making excuses for her? Even at her worst, I can usually find some love for the diva-monster hurricane that is J.Lo, but Casper is one facially-challenged move too far. I think I would be able to overlook her need to take some young, dumb lover… if only he had actually been attractive. But Jennifer is got young, dumb and fug. And I just don’t see how she’s that bad off? That’s such a massive downgrade, I can’t even start. Like, I don’t even think Kirstie Alley would want Casper. Yet here’s Jennifer, making lovey-dovey faces at this meathead.

By the way, I swallowed my dry heaves and checked out Casper’s Twitter feed, the one he used to defend his love with Jennifer. In one tweet to a friend, he mentions what he’s been doing lately, which is “choreographing” and “been in acting classes.” OH GOD. That’s what’s next, isn’t it? Jennifer is going to get him a job in one of her movies.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Written by Kaiser

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102 Responses to “Jennifer Lopez & facially challenged Casper Smart are loved up in Miami: gross?”

    • Caz says:

      oh well. She couldn’t be seen as single and “lonely” could she? I know this isn’t the place but have to say…I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at that photo of the poor Toddlers & Tiaras girl in a Snooki pose above. It gets me every time.

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  1. quinnie88 says:

    I don’t get it. Its like he trys to be even doucier with the hat and glasses.im starting to think he never takes it off to hide that enormous shaped head off his!!

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  2. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    Listen, I really need this to never go out of this site, what I’m about to say.

    BUT, seeing his fug ass makes me wish for Marc Anthony. I’ll take Skeletor over him any day. At least he has talent and has worked his ass off to be a super success.

    And that is the last I’ll ever defend Marc.

    J. Lo I ignore. This is just her in between phase. Look for her to pull a Salma Hayek next, but with way less class.

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    • ahoyhoy says:

      ITA that Jen will pull a Salma. It’s unfortunate but true that her big-money making days are waning fast. Happens to every woman, but most especially to female singers WHO CAN’T SING.

      Plus, IMO, she has been beyond stupid with her money. Fronting a super-luxury lifestyle when everyone knows the clock ticks 10x faster for famous women whose main selling point are their looks & body.

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    • Capella says:

      Great post @OriginalVictoria!!

      From now on, no one is allowed to use “Love is blind” as an excuse. In 2012, you will state “Love has been sadly JLoed”. I waited to see if the ghostly kid has maybe some brains, but his poetry/gagetry has made the whole situation even sadder for JLo.

      Anyone thinks she will now have to keep him around, because she’d look a fool and lose face if she would dump him?

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  3. I.want.shoes says:

    Ugh.

    On the plus side, she looks good in bathing suit.

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  4. Laurie M. says:

    Gross! I think I have lost the last bit of respect I ever had for JLo.

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  5. Rux says:

    She just seems like a lost cause at this point. If he was some hot piece sure but I would not trust this guy to bag my groceries. He seems like the lil twat at the gym that stares at you while you are working out — shutter –

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  6. laura says:

    gawd….they are both so gross. nothing’s worse than a limp muscled arm covered in tats.

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  7. po says:

    3 reasons why we wont be grossed out for too much longer.
    1)They’re not close in age so that means when she discusses experiences she’s had in the past it wont really be a conversation as much as a history lesson.
    2) They’re not on the same economic level so when she wants to go to the expensive places she’s become accustomed to over the last decade he’s left to be made to feel like the child who needs his parents to pay.
    3) She likes men she can take care of because that’s her way of passive aggressively dominating them until the day comes when she gets bored.

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  8. Lucy says:

    He must be doing something right, because Jennifer is sure looking at him with love/lust in her eyes…I could never stand JLO and was sooooo happy when Ben Affleck broke free from the cage she was holding him in…but I have to say she is looking gorgeous,and the bitch actually gets better looking every year (somehow)…so with her money, looks, and connections, what the hell is she doing with this BUDIWWTB (back up dancer I would’nt want to bang)!

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    • Pat says:

      The way she is looking at him reminds me of the way she used to look at Ben, you can definitely tell she is “in-love”. She could have had anyone, Jason Statham, Rodrigo Santoro and of course Bradley Cooper who was probably more her league than the others, BUT NO, she chose THIS guy. Clearly she wants him around all the time. I say, more power to her, if men can do it why not her and Madonna, I bet she’s having the best sex of her life (sorry to those of you who just lost their lunch) because if he moves in bed the way he moves on the dance floor, then girlfriend is getting some serious sexy time. Maybe her fans can finally stop pining for a Bennifer reunion, because honestly that would really make me sick!

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    • MW says:

      Yeah but @Lucy, we’d all look better year after year if we could afford to spend the time and money on the plastic surgery that she’s obviously had. I just Googled “Jennifer Lopez, Anaconda”. Wow, what a shock! When she made that movie in ’97, she was only 27 or 28 and she sure didn’t look like anything special or memorable back then, when she had her real face and bod.

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      • Lucy says:

        I remember seeing Anaconda. I didn’t know who JLO was back then…I actually remember sitting in the movie theater thinking “damn, this actress has a huge ass”…lol…

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      • LunaT says:

        I’ve noticed that she’s had work done before, like a nose job, but her lips definitely look fuller and her eyes look bigger—like she’s had her eyelids nipped(not sure of the proper term but like she’s had some skin taken off to make her eyelids tighter). Never been impressed w/her attitude = don’t see her as a beauty and definitely not a natural one.

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  9. Lee says:

    Eww. Fug, fug, fug. Why didn’t she find someone like the dark haired hottie behind her in the black tee, holding up the black cloth? I mean, it’s not like there aren’t all kinds of attractive men in her line of work. And quite a few of them are intelligent enough to be gainfully employed, as the hottie I mentioned obviously is.

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  10. Marjalane says:

    Not a fan of Jlo’s AT ALL, but I have to say- she looks ahella lot better with wet hair and minimal make up than her usual clown style. Boytoy looks like the creep who stands in the shadows whispering, “psssssssst, hey over here”.

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  11. Jackie says:

    i find this so humiliating for her. is she really this desperate?

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  12. Cathy says:

    That guy in the yellow shirt in the last two pictures kind of looks like my Uncle Frank, only younger. Which isn’t saying much because this guy has salt and pepper hair. lol

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  13. HappyMom says:

    He’s creepy, she’s got the worst taste in men EVER (although she’s runs a close race with Cameron Diaz) but on a plus note: she actually looks fantastic in these pictures.

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  14. Jennifer says:

    Aside from everything else, he has small feminine hands….GAG. He def. is FUBAR. Good call.

    That is an unfortunate swimsuit for someone as flat chested as her.

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  15. luls says:

    Bitch is so fine. Its like she owns the magic potion for youth and beauty. She’s STILL WAY hotter than any of the young pop stars of today.

    As for Casper, he looks soo much like Marc Anthony to me. She obviously has a type.

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  16. Little Darling says:

    I hate to say this, but Casper Smart might be fug, he might be young but he CERTAINLY is not dumb. First of all, to even land it as a back up dancer for ANY high, high profile singer you need to have skills. You need to have dedication to your talent of dancing….which takes years and years of class and hard work. I too was like, “belch, gross, look…he’s just so…WHACK! (ten points to anyone who gets that song reference.) Then, I checked him on youtube….

    Tell me you don’t like him just a little bit more after watching these? He seems sweet, humble, like a hard worker and really, like he was well on his way to a rising star in his industry in his own right….he’s got some thing called TALENT!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrgEB4708tA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrwDGEnetZ0&feature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF7MHXxWH1Q&feature=related

    So…all I am saying is that the only thing that seems to be bringing this boy down is the COUGAR WITH HER CLAWS IN HIM!!!!

    Kind of makes me feel bad for him, because really, she’s the one that is BLECH, GROSS LOOK…she’s just so WHACK! For taking this cute little baby out of his crib where he belongs.

    However, he might have more hustle than Blake Lively…and if he can choreograph some more movies because of this, more power to him. He *seems* like he is deserving of it, based on hustle and work credits alone. He’s also much cuter than any image would ever capture.

    TEAM CASPER!

    (Not really, but certainly not on team JLO, and I loathe that controlling bag of bones Skeletor)

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  17. mln76 says:

    She looks really, really good in these pics. Too bad she had to bring along the ‘The Thing’

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  18. ThatBoyLuke says:

    LOL this is such a joke, If Marc Anthony got with some younger girl would everybody be hating on him? This to me seems like sexism (whether intentional or not).
    Caspar is NOT ugly at all, so he isn’t some pretty boy get over it and yes i’m sure JLO is using him for sex but how does that make him a douche?
    You’re basically calling him a douche because you don’t like his face which is pathetic, i mean… what young guy would turn down JENNIFER LOPEZ?! seriously?

    P.S JLO looks HOT in that bathing suit.

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  19. Jennifer12 says:

    I’m sorry, but what really bothers me is the haste with which both JLo and her husband ran off to other people. Can your kids get used to the divorce first? Can you be alone for 5 seconds? And you can tell with JLo that she already adores this idiot. She needs to be IN LOVE. Hope she gets a prenup with this one.

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  20. Brittany says:

    Marc IS with some younger girl…

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  21. Tazina says:

    He seems to be keeping her sane and happy anyway. Lots of sex and something to cuddle. Look at Demi and Heather Locklear who fall apart with no man to bolster their low self-esteem. As long as she doesn’t bring him around the kids, what’s the big deal.

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  22. Alexis says:

    She looks happy and gorgeous.

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  23. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    Great posts Thatboyluke :) JLO looks good and doesn’t appear to have gone the face filla route and Casper looks like Jon Cryer.

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  24. Maritza says:

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Jlo must see some good qualities in Casper for her to want him by her side all the time. Not every guy has to have a cute face to be worthy, at least this shows she is not that shallow. She is in love, whether it works or not she is just living the moment.

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  25. Meanchick says:

    She looks happy, she looks great. Maybe she’s just cleansing her palate with this lil(hor d’oeuvre) dude, before she moves on to the entree? Nothing wrong with that. She could be huffing shit like Demi, but JLo has found a healthier way to deal with her demons. A lil boo-tay never hurt nobody.

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    • Sasha says:

      Agreed! He might not be a ‘hot piece’ as you say, but maybe he is a kind person? Maybe Marc was so controlling that she just had to be with someone simple, someone who wouldn’t demand things from her. Someone who would just do her and be nice to her? We don’t know this dude’s personality but you never know. Maybe he is pretty supportive in his own way and is just what she needs at the moment.

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  26. hillbilly in the corner says:

    Now Jay-Lo has two Big Asses……
    one she wears
    and one shes sleeps with !
    thats the guy
    who you cross the street
    to avoid walking by….

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  27. Jaana says:

    I love them together! I really dnt get all this hate for Casper, he seems really sweet, not a douche at all. J Lo is SO HOT! U can tell he is really into her. And so what if he isn’t rich? She is sharing her wealth which is great and selfless, and does help the economy if you think about. More mega rich persons should do this.

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  28. Blue says:

    He’s not even making eye contact with her in a lot of those pics. She’s looking at him all lovey and he’s else where.

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    • Kasey says:

      That’s because he looks like a little boy who just smartly confessed to his mum in public that he did something naughty so she wouldn’t kill him. I remember this trick. JLo looks just like my mummy when she told me to come closer and whispered in my ear that I should remember that none of those people will be around when we get home and she disciplines me. But she could also be pardoning him b/c he was honest and told her (he does look relieved in that last pick). This trick is about 50% effective.

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  29. Jayna says:

    Gross gross gross. At least Madonna has a hot boytoy with a French accent. I just don’t get the attraction to Caspar. Jennifer is beautiful. And this is what she is with? Ugh. Of course, after having tiny, skelator, nicotine breath Marc in bed for seven years, maybe she finds this guy hot and she doesn’t have to answer to him.

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  30. Julie says:

    i dont like either of them but i also dont get the hate on him only because you dont like how his face looks like. seriously?

    from the same people that are b+tching about that our society is so focused on looks and some sick beauty ideal.

    do you guys want to be judged just because of your appearance? he is obviously good enough for her.

    if you judge his worth only based on his looks dont come crying back if a guy is only interested in your boobs.

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  31. anne christoff says:

    Terrible thighs. Good hair extensions. He is beyond comment

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  32. Jover says:

    All I want to know is how is JHo getting all these corporate endorsements (cosmetics, FIat,etc.), whose being paid off, most people don’t want to see her money grubbing face anymore, music is just a prop for her to lead the life, is she really that popular? I’m not hispanic is she really that popular in the latin community, whose is demanding to see her face on half the commercials on network tv.? Just asking. Janaa who is she sharing her wealth with, do you have access to her tax records and yearly charitable contributions. Weren’t she and skeletor actually BEHIND in their taxes for some of their homes which was in fact reported and widely commented on on this site. You sound like her pr flak. DO you know something we don’t know?

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  33. Ogechi says:

    I love JLo, she is one of the ladies I admire. But I honestly feel sad that she could condescend to this level.

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  34. StrawberryGirl says:

    I’m 26, and I wouldn’t touch this pocket sized douche with a ten foot pole. The only thing going on in that head of his is “dooooooooohhh”.

    I think what’s annoying is she has two small children who are very impressionable. If she didn’t have any kids then it wouldn’t be a huge issue.

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  35. bubbles says:

    he looks like he should be dating Snookie on on Jersey Shore.

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  36. The Truth Fairy says:

    “facially challenged” lmao

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  37. HA! says:

    “Like, I don’t even think Kirstie Alley would want Casper”….LMAO!!!! Almost choked after reading this line…too good!

    Her hips are H-U-M-O-N-G-O-U-S!!!!!!!!!!
    Casper: lil’ Polly Pocket gold digger! He’s Jen’s pocket sized live vibrator…LOL…

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  38. Petunia says:

    I find it gross because she’s only been separated for a short time and has glommed onto Casper too quickly. And the overtly sexy stuff is inappropriate to me because she has little kids. I couldn’t care less about the age difference, although I suspect that he’s not with her for her looks (although she’s gorgeous.) It just seems to me that a young guy would want hot young chicks (if he goes that way, which I question,) even if JLo is hot. It’s just one of the ways of young men.

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  39. lucy2 says:

    I don’t have much of an opinion of him, but JLO and Marc are both gross for instantly hopping into relationships with people way too young for them, and letting the kids be witness to it all. It’s got to be confusing enough for them to have their parents split and family fall apart, and now this.

    I can’t stand her but she is very pretty, funny she seems into unattractive guys.

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  40. truthful says:

    she’s desperate in my eyes and so is Madonna.

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  41. the original bellaluna says:

    Gross. Not because of the age difference; not because of the size of her ego; but because of her arrogance and “LOOKATMELOOKATME!”-ness.

    I’ve been over Jel-Lo for awhile now, and this is simply re-affirmation that my decision was sound.

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  42. Ann says:

    Jennifer looks fantastic. She could do a whole lot better than that little twink.

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  43. Istanem says:

    She should be going out with the guy in the second photo. YUM!

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  44. Jenn says:

    He is probably a very nice guy and she seems happy at the moment. I seriously doubt the women who are posting negative comments are married or dating Brad Pitt lookalikes. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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  45. Esmom says:

    And people say J Theroux is a kept man?! I hope this puts JustJen into perspective. Much more equal partnership.

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  46. Coucou says:

    yeah that stage hand is hot!

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  47. Schnauzers!!! says:

    Did ya’ll ever stop and think maybe he’s NICE to her? Maybe he’s good to her? Maybe he’s a good guy and not a complete control freak douche?

    Ok, maybe you did.

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  48. ZenB!tch says:

    HAHAHA! I thought the point of a boy toy was to have him be younger and hotter than you are. J-Ho’s looks older and more out of shape than she does. Despite of my dislike for her, girl looks good.

    @Schnauzers!!! of course he is NICE to her. I’m nice when I’m on retainer too.

    I do get your point, I never got why she got with Marc Anthony either. We all knew what he was before she married him.

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  49. Sophie says:

    She’s starting to look like Kim K. Must have the same doctor.

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  50. Funnylilou says:

    he is not with her for her looks? while she is insanely gorgeous and he is hard to look at? any man about any age would go crazy for just the idea of being with her.
    Your comment is a very sexist.
    Men go for hot women, just hot women and at that game JLO beat out any twenty something looker.
    I am not a fan of her but God she is incredibly hot!

    PS: there is no ways young men or women go for a specific and pre-determined way ,they just go for what attracted them.

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  51. Julie says:

    I don’t care my for her, but I’m sick of pp ragging on her because of her BF’s looks and age. She obviously doesn’t care and I don’t care. On a different note, I think she looks beautiful in these photos.

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