True story: yesterday’s Christina Aguilera story grossed me out. Christina performed at Etta James’s funeral, and the whole thing was arguably disastrous. My take was that Christina made the funeral about her drunken wailing, her sketchy, gross-looking bolt-ons, and the fact that she had something dripping down her legs. Oh, and she probably wasn’t wearing panties. That’s the gross part – worst case scenario, she was dribbling urine or menstruation, which likely means Christina was going commando to a FUNERAL. Best case scenario, Christina was drunk and overheated, and she sweated off several layers of body makeup/fake-tan. Anyway, Christina has heard our cries of “EWWwwww” and she (an “insider”) tells Us Weekly what was really going on:
Xtina did Etta proud. Christina Aguilera sang at Saturday’s memorial service at an L.A. church for the late Etta James — crooning the legendary blues’ singer’s classic “At Last” for hundreds of mourners. (Stevie Wonder sang with the church choir, while Rev. Al Sharpton delivered the eulogy.)
In photos of Aguilera’s incredible tribute to James — who passed away Jan. 20 — fans noticed odd streaks running down her legs.
“She sang her heart out. It was a memorial service for her idol and she was nervous,” an insider explains to Us of the performance. (Aguilera, 31, has been covering “At Last” for years and called James “a true gift to music and a woman of great spirit and courage” on her website after James’ death.”
“It was her proudest moment,” the source explains. “The sweat caused her spray tan to streak.”
[From Us Weekly]
Do you like how Us Weekly broke up that quote? “She was nervous…” AND? She was nervous, so she piddled on herself? She was nervous so she had diarrhea? She was nervous because she wasn’t wearing drawers in church?!?! TELL ME. Ah, she was nervous and sweating. Got it. That’s what I originally thought too, but in other photos I’ve seen of the sketchy liquid, I have to admit… (ugh)… I think she might have gotten her period. I don’t know.
These are new photos of Christina, her son and Matt Rutler from Sunday. Are those her period leggings?
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.