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Jessica Simpson supposedly picked up a male prostitute online



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Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Fake News, Hookups, Jessica Simpson, Photos, Sexy

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15 Responses to “Jessica Simpson supposedly picked up a male prostitute online”

  1. Her marriage to nick SUCKED. Im glad she’s out of it and I hope she can find someone who can embrace her sillyness and not constantly make fun of it. I hate nick.

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  2. Nick seemed very critical and judgemental of her.

    Yeah, she needs someone who will laugh with her and not at her.

    Life is too short for the wrong man.

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  3. Jessica Simpson is a talentless hack. Some men find her attractive, I find her annoying. She can join Britney and K-Fed in the holy trailer trash park in the sky and they can live off of cheeto’s.

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  4. your comments are too funny for words,mr t. She is a nobody, and I wish people with talent could get a break instead. I shouldn’t even be commenting about her.

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  5. jess and brit need to hang out. swap tips.

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  6. jessica and britney need to hang out. swap tips.

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  7. disco,
    wouln’t you rather see Jess and Brit hang out and swap spit? I know I would…

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  8. not really. all a bit dull this gog stuff.

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  9. Why would Jess pick up a male prostitute when K-Fed is now available????

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  10. Are sure that’s Jessica Simpson in the photo.. Sure don’t look like her.

    Course, I guess. Everybody looks like crap every once and a while. Somebody ought to tell her to put on some lipstick and some eye shadow. And make herself look presentable.

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  11. Why fault Jessica for atleast reaching out and trying to find a guy. Tell her to contact me, I’ll take her out - course I live in the middle of no where in Tennessee.

    Does she like BBQ & the Blues ?

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  12. AC and DogRunner seem to be the same person….

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  13. Quickies…

    + Forehead? More like fivehead! [Bastardly]
    + These bitches must shop at the same store [CityRag]
    + Russel Crowe violates a chicken [popbytes]
    + How dare they…HOW DARE THEY! [Bricks and Stones]
    + Review of the season’s first Christmas …

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  14. MAN I HATE THAT CHICK..GIRL YOU DESERVE TO GET ALL YOU DO….MAYBE IF YOU WOULD HAVE PAID MORE ATTENTION TO NICK…NOT YOUR DADDY…YOU WOULD STILL BE MARRIED TO THAT NICE GUY STILL…..GOOD HE IS HAPPY WITH VANESSA…AND GREAT YOUR A LONELY MISERABLE BITCH!!!! HEY CALL DADDY….HE CAN KEEP YOU COMPANY..! AND THIS ARTICLE IS PROBABLY TRUE…SHE IS PRETTY FAKE ON THE OUTSIDE….AND STUPID ALL AROUND!

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