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These are new photos of Kim Kardashian at Miami International Airport a few days ago, and in Beverly Hills over the weekend (the black shorts photos). First, can we talk about how Kim is still messing with her Kat-face? Whatever is going on with her mouth is just terrible, and it pisses me off to no end that Kim thinks we believe that she’s “natural”. It’s debatable as to whether the ass is natural – but can we all agree that her face is NOT?
Anyway, last week there was a rumor going around that Kim had been quietly dating Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. Kim denied the rumor, and she pushed this story to TMZ:
Kim Kardashian isn’t secretly dating Mark Sanchez … she’s not interested in Tim Tebow — in fact, sources tell TMZ, the reality star is completely DONE with football players in general … all thanks to Reggie Bush.
In case you haven’t heard — there were reports Kim and Mark were seeing each other on the DL whenever she was in New York. There were other rumors Kim came on to Tim Tebow because of his old-fashioned values. But we’re told … it’s all BS.
Sources close to Kim tell us, her break-up with Bush in 2010 was so rough … she has lost her taste for NFL players entirely — and has no plans to play the field in the near future.
Now that she’s moved on from NBA players too … she’s only left with baseball, hockey, soccer and golf. Hey, Tiger’s available!
[From TMZ]
See, I don’t believe this at all. I don’t think Kim “lost her taste” for football players just because of what went down with Reggie, just like I don’t believe Kim “lost her taste” for basketball players because of what went down with Kris Humphries. It’s predictably dumb for Kim (or anyone) to paint all athletes with the same stereotype, by why compartmentalize between various sports? B-ballers are fine, football players are bad, but baseball players are the best? Meh. Kim just wants someone high-profile and wealthy, I doubt she really cares who or what he does.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Kim Kardashian
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More like football players won’t date Kartrashion again. I was wondering why she kept up with this subject but I just realized: She is sooo riding the coat-tails of the Superbowl for publicity. Klassy, Kim. But I guess, you shouldn’t expect less from a woman who used the homeless and the victims of Haiti for publicity. Just go to hell, Kim. I’m done with you.
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So true – what would Mark Sanchez or Tim Tebow want with her.
The Tebow one is a riot… he’s RELIGIOUS. She is um… not?
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*banging head against wall* Stop, please stop.
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I’d rather bang her head against a wall.
Yes, she is making me that aggressive. I’m gonna go meditate or eat chocolate to calm the f-ck down.
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It’s going to take alot more than chocolate to calm down from Kardashian-hate. Maybe a couple of shots. Chocolate is to docile for the devils spawns off-spring
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I hope she dies alone. Selfish gross bi*ch.
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That is so mean! I think Flavor Flav will save her at the end. They belong together.
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LOL! Good one.
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Hey, we aim to entertain! Laughter is so much better for facial muscles than cringing.
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she looks awful! her lips are totally from another planet… aka planet of cracken.
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Planet of Cracken? Tooo funny!
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THANK YOU. her lips are the first thing i noticed! what in the nightmare priscilla presley hickory collagen and restalin train wreck HECK has happened to her face?!
and someone please tell me why she is orange…. please? lol.
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And the entire NFL just breathed a huge sigh of relief!
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LOL!!! Good one.
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didn’t she date another football player? can’t remember the name, but he was mixed race, I think it was for a texas team?
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I thought the headline was a misprint and was supposed to read “Football Players Won’t Date Kim Kardashian.” Now that I’d believe.
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The close-up picture (with her holding the coffee cup) doesn’t even look like her. Maybe she’s been meeting with a plastic surgeon on the downlow, instead of the football player.
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Yeah, that’s brilliant…she should hook-up with a plastic surgeon and get all her work done for free.
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Yes! I just wrote something is going on in the mouth area. she looks one more time different!! She morphed into something weird and painful to watch, can’t wait to see her in 20 years time
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When will this glorified ho go the eff away. A groupie doesn’t choose, fact is no one is choosing her. We will see how long her break from footballers, and Bballers last. Oh and she dated a string of footballers after Reggie so the ho is lying as usual.
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That Tebow diss hit home! lol….oh well, now check out hockey players, there’s always A-rod man-ho for a quickie rebound.
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Well kim has a type, and they don’t play hockey. Watch out baseball or maybe rappers.
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A-Rod would more likely be interested in Khloe, rather than Kim.
He likes them manly.
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Originalone – Every comment I think is funny is yours! I literally laugh out loud and then I see they’re yours. Thanks for the many laughs!
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Tiger Woods may be available, but I don’t think that he’s that desperate to want to boink her.
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I love that “lost her taste for footballers”…coming from the home porn queen I think that say’s it all.
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Hahaha. Awesome.
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Asli says: More like football players won’t date Kartrashion again
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Exactly! I think any guy that starts dating her is asking to become a laughing stock. Her 15 minutes are almost up.
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Something is off with her mouth, she looks completely different…again?!
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Agreed. In the second pic, she looks like a light skinned black girl. Similar to Beyonce’s new bleached out shade. They are basically the same. Color-wise and famewhore-wise.
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It is clear that you wanted to just slide in hate for Beyonce. #1 Bey does not light her skin, she happens to be a light skinned black woman. *gasp* they do exsist. When she appears darker it is because she tans her skin. *gasp* Yes blacks can do that too! And the famewhoring part? Beyonce has talent, she deserves shine. Kimmy cakes, shouldn’t even be put in the same category. Good day.
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I was wondering if she had a nose job, there seems to be more space between her nose and mouth. I have a feeling that face is going to be unrecognizable in five years…
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You CAN stereotype football players. Run for the hills sisters! #justsayin
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Is it just me or can she pass for Osaka, Osakana (what ever the hell Mel Gibson’s ex’s name is) twin?? Holy hand shake are they same person??
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I really am getting sick of this bitch and her mom planting stories/rumours, just so they can deny it and get attention. Just sit down and STFU for a minute. Give people a chance to miss you (lmao). What happened to her being so upset she can’t leave the house?
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Thank god she’s not dating Mark. I would have to start hating the Jets.
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Oh this is getting soooo old. Kim this Kim that, Kim wants to study the bible, Kim doesn’t date football players. Kim is a whore, Kim likes baketballers, Kim likes to get peed on, Kim will take it up the butt, Kim is a horrible untalentanted whore. Let’s just stop all of it so she can fade away with her horrible family and spend all that ca$h made from putting out one disgusting sex tape. There is nothing new about her or her family just the same ole same old.
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Well Kimmie K off footballers? The whole damn league just won the SUPERBOWL if that were true;)!
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Her face/lips look absolutely freakish. I just wish her and the entire Kardashian Klan would GO AWAY! Money-grubbin’ attention whores all of them…………
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Something nice: she looks like she’s lost some weight, and her body doesn’t look like it’s stuffed in sausage-casing-like clothing anymore.
That’s all I got.
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Oh please. She’ll go after anyone who will get her more media attention.
I like the idea of her and Tiger Woods. They deserve each other.
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Totally the perfect Valentine couple! Cupid, do your magic!
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i guess her psoriasis must be better, since she is wearing shorts.
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I think her mouth looks weird, and face in general really, because of her bad spray tan. I’m all for spraying, but you’d think with the money she has, she’d invest in a better quality tan.
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She’s looking her looks. She appears waxy, greasy, orange, and sad.
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The jig is up.. everyone knows my game.. oh woe is me!
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by the way that mouth looks , she will look like one of her anscestors Camel in about 6 mos….
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I wish i could have a chance in this life to just get a hug from Kim. I so love her.
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what…? o.O Please please please tell me you’re joking?!
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Hug on one of those department store mannequins, it will be the same thing as hugging her.
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Kim. Please stop trolling these websites. No one likes you. You. Are. Un-redeemable. Or is it the devils spawn, momager and adulterer Kris Jen I’m talking to?
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Because you seem nice, I’ll supply the Hazmat suit when you finally get that chance.
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Khloe, you are so funny!
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She actually looks good in the first picture. Almost back to looking human.
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So she lost her taste for football players after her divorce from her basketball player? Huh?
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Attention all baseball, hockey, soccer, tennis, swimmers any other sports players I have missed, you have been warned.
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It’s cute how she thinks NFL players would still date her with her track record. Keep dreaming, Kimmie. Maybe one day you’ll be as awesome in real life as you are in your head, but I kind of doubt it.
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LOL! In Kim’s head, the sex tape and first husband never happened.
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Hell, in Kimmie’s head she never rode Paris Hilton’s coat tails or was a mere sales girl. But she was! Oh and maybe she is in a break out of herpes and that is why her mouth looks so weird, her lips are simply one big herpe.
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To be fair, Paris Hilton’s “coattails” have been ridden hard by most everyone.
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@Originalone – Bahahahhaha – So wrong to laugh but I can’t help myself
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I haven’t been paying attention to what is going on with her but the first thing I noticed when I saw this post was what the hell is wrong her with her mouth? Its like the something has happened to the space between her lip and the her nose. WTF! She is looking more and more jacked all the time. What is the point? What is look is she going for?
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What about professional bowlers? Ping-pong players? Curlers? Come on, Kim !
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The space between her nose and lips looks like a skate park half-pipe. VERY WEIRD on a face.
Her cheeks and jowls have deflated but her lips look to have been inflated with a bicycle tire pump. Those sausages are gonna pop.
The Medusa hair is horrid. Certainly not a good proportion for someone so obviously short. (Short on intellect, short on style, short on manners, short on personality, short on wisdom, short on patience, short on quality, short in stature.)
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Seriously. My initial thought was, Did her face fall?
She is much too young to have jowls.
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for someone who acts so fashion forward, she can’t dress for her big ass for shit.
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I think the title is supposed to read
“NO FOOTBALL PLAYER WILL EVER DATE HER.” Nor will any man with a drop of self respect.
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This deserves to be in all caps:
SHE LOOKS SO OLD!!!!!!!
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With every pic she’s looking more & more like Rachel Uchitel (sp?)… WEIRD.
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OMG!
If street cleaners would give her more attention, she’d be all into em’
Like a hair in a biscuit
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correction: she is not dating them, she is boning them. There is a difference. At least in her mind.
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Okay, so Kim is not “dating” any ball player.
But that does not mean she won’t be f*cking them. hahaha!
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Nothing about her is “natural” She’s tweaked beyond reccognition. Nobody in the NFL, NBA, MLB or any Soccer league would touch that. I’m surprised she isn’t banging the CEO and President of E!
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Kim looks like she has been possibly consoling herself with food. She looks a bit more chunkier than usual.
Am I the only one anxiously looking forward to Kim looking like a cross between Michael Jackson and Joan Rivers? I can’t wait for that day.
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I don’t think we are going to have to wait too long hehe.
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What is the NFL coming to: First, Goodell is considering canceling the pro bowl because it has become glorified touch football; 2) the NFL is being sued by former greats like Tony Dorsett over the concussion issue; and 3) wonder of wonder Lardassian is done with football jocks;
There is always the ball boys and guys that man the chains, but I’m guessing they have more taste.
Q. What do you call the sound of a famewhore weeping. A. Music to our ears.
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What is that? A picture where Kim didn’t abuse a make up counter at the mall like a 16 year old girl? Wow! She must read these entries and figured out that the world was right! She does look like total shit with all that make up on.
Anyways, she still sucks and needs to figure out if she’s the fame whore that we all know her to be, or if she wants to live a happy life. If she wants to live a happy life like she claims, she needs to stop being a needy whore.
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She needs a new shade of lipgloss. I honestly think that would help her lips look less scary. Have to say Kim is looking like she has lost a bit of weight in these photos too.
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I will never forget when Kris (ex-husband) told her that by the time she has kids, no one will even care about her. I hope that day comes soon; not kids – just the second part.
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I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m seeing a female version of Jay-Z in these pics, they even have matching famewhore attitudes. Although, to be fair, Jay has actual talent. Maybe Jay can introduce her to R. Kelly, he seems to enjoy urinating on women, plus he’s probably one of the few people on Earth with a worse PR rep than KK.
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R. Kelley would most likely be more interested in the youngest Kardashian, than Kim. Nothing older than 14, remember?
Yeah, ewwwwww!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! So WRONG, yet so right, you are spot on as usual! Baaaaaarf!
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SHE GOT HER LIPS FILLED!
Bitch thought I wouldn’t notice!
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OMG! Hey Kaiser!
I just read that Lardashian and LeAnn Rimes are hanging out together….they have the same preacher…..what a hoot!
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If Kim actually said this and not from a “close source”, she’s a liar. The first guy she dated after Reggie was a football player.
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I thought this hefer had roseca (sp?) on her legs?
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Um yeah. If her lips could even move (they can’t because they’re being treated like stuffed sausages) they’d scream PLEASE STOP PUMPING SHIT INTO US! WE ARE NOT SAUSAGES!
Remember a year or more ago when she was photographed with lips this big, and she said she had an allergic reaction or something? The poor things are probably allergic to the SHIT SHE KEEPS PUMPING INTO THEM! Poor lips.
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Yes I agree she looks like she lost the weight she put on dating Kris ( thought she was getting heavy even right before she got married which I thought was odd, most brides lose weight )… and to me her lips look bigger and her filler is not as full in her face. Maybe she only got her lips touched up, not her cheeks after that last touch up where they looked HUGE.
Kinda like how Jwoww looks now. lol
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I googled her old pictures, many when she was still hanging out with Paris Hilton. Gosh, she looks now like a COMPLETELY different person!!!
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Ogechi i have a few advice for you, stop idolizing kim like she is God’s gift to the world because she’s not. Get a clue girl
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Kim will date anything with a pulse, a d*ck and endorsement deals.
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Dredz, I saw a picture of her from back in those days as well…I remember back then thinking she was very attractive (circa 2005 or so), but now…whatever she did to her face is really, really tragic.
And is it just or did Mark Sanchez’ face look eerily similar to Kris Humphries in the one pic they used?
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Kim Kardashian sempre linda
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perfeita
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