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Nov 11
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Third Time’s the Charm, Britney!

Britney & Kevin
Everyone is talking about Britney this week, due to her impending D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

As an expert in “WT”, I have been keeping up on all things Britney. Everyone EXCEPT for K-Fed is pretty happy for Brit and the “little taters”, now that she’s FREE AT LAST!

D-I-V-O-R-C-E is tough. Even if you are a pop star millionaire single mom. I want to encourgage Brit to keep her spirits up, because as my dad always said, “THE THIRD TIME’S THE CHARM”!

Third time’s for love. Second time’s for money (you blew that one Brit). First one is for practice. I’m sure if she remembers this WT Golden Rule, it will make her feel much better.

Written by White Trash Mom

Posted in Breakups, Britney Spears, Divorces, Kevin Federline, Photos

7 Responses to “Third Time’s the Charm, Britney!”

  1. I think she got that second time concept totally backwards. Britney hon, you’re not supposed to be looking to give the money away…

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  2. Third time a charm? How about 3 times a loser? I had a friend one time that was divorced twice. She wanted XXX tattoo’d to her forehead if she ever got married again. Face it, Brit is simply trailer trash and she found her own level. No one forced her to marry K-Fedtrash, she did it on her own. Her choices suck and so does she. Who cares about white trash anyways?

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  3. I can’t wait for her to get back to her career!

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  4. The percentages get realy really bad after your second divorce actually… something like 80% of third marriages fail. Sorry, but it’s true.

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  5. If she’s smart (and that is doubtful), she will concentrate on being a decent mother instead of searching for spouse #3.

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  6. Get him gone Britt..see if you can get this so-called marriage (and it was a one-sided marriage !) annulled…He wasn’t a husband nor a father figure by any means…If u can get it annulled, you won’t have to pay the Free-loader a dime ! He spent $$ MILLIONS of your money over the past 2 years and enough is enough ! I look forward to you springing back and you look great ! Keep up the good work !

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