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Michael Fassbender is wishing your sweetshop a happy Valentine’s Day. Here’s a new interview with him – he says, in part, “I don’t close myself off to love. If you fall in love you’ve got to go with it because it’s an amazing journey…[My favorite part on a woman’s body is…Well the neck for me, I love that… And shoulders, and the bone there [points to back of neck], I don’t know what that is called, the hands, the wrists. You know, women are amazing!” [Belefast Telegraph]
This blind item is obvious, right? I caught a whiff of crack with this one. [CDAN]
Taylor Swift‘s new music video. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Yes, Jonah Hill is gaining some weight back. It happens. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Kirk Cameron made a movie and it looks… um…? [Videogum]
Even Lindsay Lohan‘s enablers are trying to get her to give up Marilyn. [Celebslam]
Whitney‘s mom & cousin want Whitney to be buried in Atlanta. [Bossip]
Another Transformers movie is happening. [OMG Blog]
Nicki Minaj throws M.I.A. under the bus too. [Amy Grindhouse]
Miranda Lambert hates Chris Brown. Girl, I agree. [ICYDK]
Secrets of the Champion Dog Show! [Deadspin]
The Duggars have a new interview. [Radar]
Sienna Miller is engaged, for real. Look at her preggo lips! [Life & Style]
Kate Upton‘s Esquire photo shoot. [Hollywood Rag]
Is this the dude who inspired Adele‘s 21? [LimeLife]
Emma Watson cast in Beauty & the Beast? [Celebs]
Celebrity DERP. [CityRag]
Justin Bieber is really sweet for doing this. [Bitten and Bound]
Miley Cyrus‘s new haircut! [Starpulse]
Written by Kaiser
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- Colin Firth is looking good [Lainey Gossip]
- Internet celebrity charged with murder! [D-Listed]
- What is Paz Vega wearing? [Go Fug Yourself]
- New bachelors on The Bachelorette [Reality Tea]
- Goodbye to The Office [Pajiba]
- Bachelor Sean’s fiance cheats on him [Evil Beet]
- Britney Spears out with her man [Popsugar]
- Nina Dobrev works it [Popoholic]
- Cindy Crawford needs to lay off the ‘tox [Celebslam]
- Who said it: Carrie Bradshaw or The Dalai Lama? [Buzzfeed]
OMG! Imagine him kissing (and doing other things to) all those places *SWOON*.
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ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑAAAMIIIII!!!
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Two Words: Crest Whitestrips.
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took the words out of my mouth
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hahahahahahahahahha
Zoom treatment needed!!!
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Even if they were white, his smile still freaks me out.
It seems like he has more teeth than a normal person. I know it’s because of the way he’s smiling, but I keep waiting to see fangs or something.
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I know what you mean, even though I think he’s the sexiest dude ever sometimes it really freaks me out when he smiles big!
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Oh Kaiser, I was in love for a moment! I felt that lust you talk about, i just kept imaging him saying sweet-shop-murmers over and over and over…
Then i saw that picture, of those teeth.
I’m sorry, back to my (yes i know, questionable) James Franco crush/obession.
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Lol ! XD
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I couldnt agree more.. James Franco.. (swoon)
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I know right!
I talk BS hipster nonsense to myself and pretend we are ‘on the same level’
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not the most attractive grin! Give us a close mouthed smile hon. Looks much better. Still hot though.
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Are you sure those pictures aren’t of Justin Theroux? ‘Cause the fifth one looks just like J.T. as Smilin’ Bob of Enzyte male enhancement fame.
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Yeah that is one toothy grin.
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Love this post
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I can’t believe Jonah was walking around with his pants split down the inseam. Time to retire the skinny suits.
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Love him, fat or skinny, but wear clothes that fit you! How embarrassing.
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Poor guy, bless his heart he is really trying with the weight issue. Love him fat or skinny.
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I’m sorry, but the smile in that last picture is a bit creepy. It’s like he’s so sexy in all the other pictures but then he opens his mouth and bares his insane shark grin. The interview quotes are cute, though.
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I found a cure for my hot flashes…
that last pic!
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Eww, need some corn to go with all that butter.
This guy shouldn’t smile at all…
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OMG!!!!!
I am so glad I’m home from work right now. I literally just peed a little as I was spewing water out of my mouth! It’s one of those one liners that you never get tired of hearing.
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My lecturer looks a little like Mr Fassbander aka the reason why I’m always punctual and present in the lecture and sit at the front
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What class is this and how do I enroll?
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You chicks are crazy who wouldn’t want those teeth gently sucking and pulling on your nipples slowly moving down towards….see here I go again. That’s why I am trying not to look at any pictures of Fassy smiling. Who wouldn’t want to wake up and look down between…and find fassy…. okay bye ya’ll I am getting the stink eye from my boss who is probably wondering why I am whimpering and rocking back and forth as I am typing. (lol)
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you should be writing harlequins. haha
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I agree. Fassy could put his teeth anywhere he wanted too and I’d beg for more. It’s his imperfections that make him so perfect.
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Agreed.
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His body is nice but that doesn’t mean I want ALL of him. Sorry, he just doesn’t really do it for me as a whole package. My hubby works out, eats right & trains in martial arts and his body could tell Fassy’s to sit the hell down & he has a killer smile. Seriously, I am super-proud of my sweet heart and I might just be a little spoiled and non-appreciative of these hunky dudes because of him.
Mmmmm…I’m going to sext my hubby now, excuse me.
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Snorted out my tea when I read this one, funneee!!
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Seriously? His teeth are the LAST thing I’m looking at. The fact that he refuses to whiten his teeth to the Hollywood chiclet standard just makes me like him more. Then again, I never understood the attraction to metro dudes. Crest Whitestrips? Um, no honey, not my man…
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You are completely right. I hate those artificial hollywood smiles. He looks completely normal (and delicious).
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I like him,he’s cool and he’s a good actor.
He has a lot of personality and charisma.
He’s the best revelation(with Viola) of 2012.
A true star.
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I’m sorry but oral hygiene is important especially if you are a habitual smoker which is disgusting anyway, and makes for bad oral health. My mom took care of her teeth but she was a big smoker. When she finally quit she had pyorrhea (sp?) and lost teeth and everything.
Crest white strips are perfect because they don’t make you look overly bleached and if you have a sharky grin like that and want to be smiling for cameras and in people’s faces then take the time sparkle and shine those bad boys up for the love of all that is Listerine.
This is not 1012. We’ve come a long way baby. Let’s use that technology for the good of camera bulbs everywhere!
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But just because he has teeth that aren’t blindingly white doesn’t mean he doesn’t brush or use mouthwash. There’s definitely a genetic component involved-just like skin color/eye color etc. One of my best friends is obsessive about her oral health but doesn’t have white teeth and refuses to use the strips due to the chemical component (she’s an herbal healer).
But listen it’s ALL GOOD-fans of chiclet teeth can date George Hamilton and leave Fassy for the rest of us to fight over!
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OK you know I love you! We see eye to eye on many things. On this we disagree.
We can put genetics and personal beliefs to the side. Fassy is not an herbal healer (if he cared about his health, he’d put the fags down which have nasty chemicals in them). So he is not opposed to chemicals going in his body, and if genetics plays a part, well that’s understandable. But he is more than capable of gong up a shade or two. I am not saying he doesn’t take care of his teeth but smoking and drinking coffee do stain. And as children most kids cut pearly whites. MOst.
He is not some regular joe blow. He’s a star now, and he doesn’t have to have Hamilton’s grill, but can we work up to Ecru or mother of pearl?
I personally find him fugly. His lips are so thin.
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Don’t worry Victoria-during most of the time he and I will be together the lights will be out so teeth color is not of importance!
I think his lips look thinner in pictures for some reason. I don’t usually like thin lips on dudes but in Shame I thought his mouth looked a lot plumper? Although again, wasn’t spending too much time staring at his mouth!
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Ah, thanks for the eye candy Kaiser!
But Michael should whiten his teeth and stop smoking!!!
If he was a regular dude- maybe not necessary…but when you are going to be photographed/famous, you should definitely whiten up.
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For the love of God – that’s what NATURAL teeth look like! Not bleached into oblivion – they are perfectly healthy and not Stepford White. Jeez. That said, dude is fugly – sorry Kaiser but he is gross.
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Seriously. We just don’t know what normal looks like anymore.
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What? I’ve seen very few people in real life with teeth that yellow – smokers and coffee drinkers included.
Normal teeth are not Hollywood white, but definitely not Fassbender yellow either.
I agree that he’s gross though (not based solely on teeth color).
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Guillermo Del Toro is a great director,probably one of the best of his generation.Well played Emma!Well played!
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I love all of those pictures and I love his shark smile
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Teeth are far too yella for my liking.
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http://ismichaelfassbenderashark.tumblr.com/ This crack me up every time.
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LOL!
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This is so funny!!!I can’t believe he sharked Viola in front of her husband!LOL!
I want to make it official:
I have a FASSY stan card now!
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Sorry the best link is the CDAN blind. You know why? Because they name an Oscar winner worried about her red hair dyed blond and becoming bald.
And people were guessing Lindsay. OSCAR winner? That had me laughing! Nominated for Herbie, I can imagine it now.
Sorry, don’t get the Fassy love too much. I vastly prefer hot hubby. Which is good for me, since he and I are not going to meet. Hoping for a sweetshop wrecking of my own later.
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I don’t care if his teeth are yellow: He’s Michael Hot F–king Fassbender!I’m not picky. He’s a chain smoker, I don’t think it’s to do with oral hygiene but more the cigarettes. For anyone else the yellow teeth and the chainsmoking would be an issue. With Michael…I’ll forgive him ANYTHING. Sigh.
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Kaiser I hold you responsible for my newly found obsession for Fassy! At first I was all like “look at her getting all hot and heavy for this mediocre dude, how cute and funny”…Now I need my daily fixes of Fassy love
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Thanks for the Fassbender post, Kaiser!
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He beats his damn girlfriend just like Chris Brown but ole Bustthatassbanger gets a pass cuz he’s so hot! Gee wonder why? *heavy sacarsm
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Oh please, give it a rest. Some people love to throw Chris Brown all over the place to people who are not like that angry woman hater. Chris Brown has anger issues. Chris Brown has had anger issues for a very LONG time. We all saw Rihanna’s face, we followed their dysfunctional relationship. We KNOW the truth.
We have NOTHING on Fassbender. He had a relationship with tiny Zoe Kravitz and there were no abuse issues, they are still friends. He dated Miss Germany and there were no issues. There was another girl in between, again no issues. There is only one ex-girlfriend who after their break up placed a restraining order on him for two incidences on dates he was out of the country and there are pap pictures of him out of the country at the time. The woman has a big house in Beverly Hills and her baby daddy is a rich movie producer, she has no need of money. Fassbender on the other hand was a poor actor at the time so the B.S. about him paying her off is ridiculous. There is no evidence of anything and the district attorney didn’t have anything to follow up on. Also he is now famous if there were any other non rich ex-girlfriends with a beef they would have leaked enough information to the tabloids and then blackmailed him for hush money. So far nothing.
You should spend your energy on REAL abuse cases. Maybe volunteer at your local women’s shelter if you really want to do something about abuse. But harping on a non-issue with a guy that there is no evidence of anger issues or abuse in multiple other relationships is just you trying to find a reason to hate a person that you hate other people for liking.
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You tell them T.C. My friend’s husband abused her for a looong time. Yeah, there would be multiple reports if it were true. A beater doesn’t just start and stop like that. It’s a build up to that sort of behavior.
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Kaiser. I love you. Fassbender personally stripping for me (he is doing it just for me right?:)) from one picture to the next is H.O.T. Drop the sheet baby! He can slide those NATURAL teeth over my neck any time, I don’t need fake bright teeth. Oh god I think I just had an O.
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Isn’t this the guy with the domestic violence record? I guess he and Chris Brown are considers winners around here.
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Nope. No Domestic violence record, no police record, no 911 record. No district attorney investigation. No anger issues. Multiple good relationships and all his female co-stars adore him.
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Why do those pictures make me laugh like an idiot?
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Sorry but those teeth are at least two shades yellower than regular “non-bleached” teeth should ever be. And you can whine all you want, ladies, but yellow teeth are not sexy.
He’s hot though. I’d hit it, pee-stained old man teeth be damned.
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The comments on this post are hillarious !
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Woah…………. I might have changed my mind about Michael F… First picture and black and white one………yikes, yikes!!
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Sidenote: I finally get Ryan Gosling.
He never did anything for me, nothing. Then I saw “Drive” on Saturday. Holy f*ck.
Then I saw “Crazy, Stupid, Love” – HOLY F*CK.
Ok, he is HOT.
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I don’t get it. This Fassy guy, the Gosling guy… I don’t find there to be anything memorable about them. Muscular I guess, but lots of guys are. People with character and individuality are so much more interesting.
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No one commented on the Adele link? It’s all about teeth? Many more links to check out than just looking at pics.
Adele link: Is that really “21″?
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Those pictures of Justin Beiber made me cry. What a sweet little girl. Praying for her and her family.
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Aw, Bieber! That is really sweet of him! I know how in love I was with A.J. of The Backstreet Boys back in the day and how I would have just been so over the moon for him to see me, especially if I was so very ill.
Keep that little girl in your hearts, I wish the best for her and her family.
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when are you guys going to report on the beating MICHAEL FASSBENDER gave to his on/off girlfriend???
He is hot and all but come on!
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The top pictures are amazing. Sigh. My godness he is good looking …
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Um, I think I may have had an orgasm.
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Dios Mio!
To quote TC:
“Oh please, give it a rest. Some people love to throw Chris Brown all over the place to people who are not like that angry woman hater. Chris Brown has anger issues. Chris Brown has had anger issues for a very LONG time. We all saw Rihanna’s face, we followed their dysfunctional relationship. We KNOW the truth.
We have NOTHING on Fassbender. He had a relationship with tiny Zoe Kravitz and there were no abuse issues, they are still friends. He dated Miss Germany and there were no issues. There was another girl in between, again no issues. There is only one ex-girlfriend who after their break up placed a restraining order on him for two incidences on dates he was out of the country and there are pap pictures of him out of the country at the time. The woman has a big house in Beverly Hills and her baby daddy is a rich movie producer, she has no need of money. Fassbender on the other hand was a poor actor at the time so the B.S. about him paying her off is ridiculous. There is no evidence of anything and the district attorney didn’t have anything to follow up on. Also he is now famous if there were any other non rich ex-girlfriends with a beef they would have leaked enough information to the tabloids and then blackmailed him for hush money. So far nothing.
You should spend your energy on REAL abuse cases. Maybe volunteer at your local women’s shelter if you really want to do something about abuse. But harping on a non-issue with a guy that there is no evidence of anger issues or abuse in multiple other relationships is just you trying to find a reason to hate a person that you hate other people for liking.”
To quote me: Get a life!
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I wish ppl would stop trying to make this Fassy happen in HW. I keep telling you the next Brad Pitt is Channing Tatum. Look at the box office for his latest movie.
Fassy maybe a great actor but it’s tatum that HW is betting on to be the next Brad Pitt.
He’s young, hot and American. If he didn’t get married at a young age, and had dated several HW starlets , he would be half way there by now.
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Wrong!he’s the new Bruce WILLIS.Liam HEMSWORTH is the new BRAD!FASSY is the new Jude LAW!
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Channing Tatum? “The new Brad Pitt”?!?!? That’s probably the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. Brad Pitt is STILL Brad Pitt, he ain’t going nowhere anytime soon.
That being said, Tatum is an OK actor, but I don’t forsee him winning or even being nominated ever for anything (except a Razzie). I can’t get past his flesh coloured lips and his beady, dead souless eyes…. errrr creepy!
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Come on, people. Is it really necessary to bash smoking cigarettes when talking about Fassy’s teeth? If being a heavy smoker discolored men’s teeth, there would be a lot of celebrities with yellow smiles (Danny Dyer, Shia LaBeouf, Jude Law, Joaquin Phoenix among many more). Stop picking on us guys who like to smoke, K?
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