About a month ago, the story broke that Katy Perry’s opportunistic parents were looking to set her up with Denver Broncos quarterback with Tim Tebow, which made most of us feel for the guy who just wants to play some football and keep his instrument pure. Not to be deterred for long, Katy soon hopped onstage at the DirectTV Super Saturday Night ahead of Super Bowl XLVI and dedicated a song to Tim that included lewd lyrics about wanting to be the first girl to unleash his “Peacock.”
Of course, it’s rather obvious that someone like Tim certainly wouldn’t be interested in a tempestuous little strumpet like Katy, who sings about kissing girls and is recently divorced from a British comedian that’s shagged the whole of England. Not to mention that Katy just signed divorce papers with a happy face and then rocked some major cameltoe (and more questionable lyrics) onstage at the Grammys. Still, the talk of Katy wanting to hook up with Tim has spread to some of her young and impressionable fans, and one of them actually asked Tim if he was going to go out with Katy. Here’s how Tim responded:
Maybe her parents are trying to set them up and maybe Katy Perry gave Tim Tebow a shout-out during her performance for the DirecTV Super Saturday Night party where she dedicated a song to him with the lyrics, “I wanna see your peacock.”
But today, the question of whether these two are having a fling was finally laid to rest (we think) when a young child asked the Denver Broncos quarterback what was going on.
Yes, really.
Tebow met with 100 kids at the Challengers Boys & Girls Club in south Los Angeles today, promoting books and reading, along with sharing his struggle with dyslexia since he was a kid.
All very sweet, we know.
But when it came to the question-and-answer portion, one little fan got straight to the point and asked if he “has a thing” with the pop singer. Oooooh!
Tebow laughed and assured all his young and inquisitive friends that he does not, and we wouldn’t like to think that he lies to kids.
[From E! Online]
Poor, poor Tim. What an uncomfortable question to be asked (it’s nearly as awkward as the “Are you saving yourself?” inquiry) and especially coming from a child. But it sounds like Tim handled it well enough, and hopefully, that will be the end of the issue.
Photos courtesy of WENN
My response to his answer is as follows….
No duh.
Did anyone really think that they would hook up? Well, anyone except the Perry family?
She is disgusting…… The end.
Bahahaha!!! He laughed and said no, now if only someone would ask about kat face so that she can get it through her head that he wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole.
Dear tebow…stay away from hollywood starlets…they will only ruin you with their fakeness. Dont think with your peacock
Katy and Kim are no good for Tebow. They’re both sluts. Nuff’ said.
He is the polar opposite from them and can usually have any man they lay their slutty little eyes on. I love that he’s the one neither of them can get. Bwahaha!!
I dont like Perry much but…’tempestuous little strumpet’…I literally did a double take when I saw it, lol.
This seems like a non-issue. He’s not interested and I doubt she really is either, Lord knows she’s not listening to anything her parents say in their own attempts to fame-whore off her name.
This guy seems to be pretty decent. He deserves someone better. Way better.
Her act at the NFL awards show was riduculous. For some reason she announced the NFL offensive rookie of the year and it was too lame for words. And as for “Peacock”, it just shows what a no-talent she really is. Her chances for Tebow are about the same as cat-faces, ZERO!
Whenever I see Katy Perry, my first reaction is, “Why is Zooey Dechanel dressed like an asshole?”
LOL me too! Then I read the caption and it all makes sense and I’m able to breathe again.
I heard Camel-toe Katy, Kat-face Kardash and Tim had dinner and many drinks at a local Chili’s …and then got their 3some on …
Now it must be true because you’re reading it on the Internets.
While Katy ain’t perfect, I find Tebow and all his dramatics and his love for being center stage and shoving his hateful religious views in everyone’s face all the time, to be really repugnant. Honestly? She’s too talented and pretty for him, even if she is kind of a hot mess. He looks like a troll.
Good boy, Tebow. You’re better than that.
OMG, you called Katy a “strumpet” lololol
Tim can do better…keep saving yourself dude!
That first picture. I don’t even know what to say. It is horrible and looks even worse on her.
hahahaha here in my neck of the woods Tebow will always be known as the former Florida quarterback who cried on national TV when they lost to Alabama. “Tebow jokes” are really popular here. I can’t help but imagine him crying when I see his picture. If he weren’t such a sanctimonious evangelical little douche I would have felt sorry for him.
I’m from England so I have no idea who this man is but he certainly has the ladies in a frenzy hasn’t he? Is it just the virginal purity thing? And of course he doesn’t look like a sack of shit either, but still.
I kind of like how the tables are turning in the gender world. It used to be women who had to stay pure and untouched. Turns out they enjoy it the other way round too..?
lol he’s just some guy who cried on tv once
“Of course, it’s rather obvious that someone like Tim certainly wouldn’t be interested in a tempestuous little strumpet like Katy”
And how do you know this? I have seen where holier than him have fallen to the flesh, Dont believe everything people/men say or do, at the end of the day he is still Adam’s descendant.
I dont really care for Katy or who this dude hooks up with but you never know what can happen…..maybe secretly he desires a strumpet or whatever.
Haven’t these people (Katy, her parents, Kartrashian) moved on to stalking Jeremy Lin yet?
He’s attractive and seems like a decent guy.. He deserves way better than Katy.