Here are photos of Michelle Williams at the Paris premiere of My Week With Marilyn. I don’t… I can’t… ugh. She’s wearing head-to-toe Dior – her dress is Christian Dior Couture from the Spring 2011 collection, which surprised me because this looks like a vintage dress. And I said that to myself in a bitchy way, like, “This looks like vintage. How sad.” For the most part, I dislike blondes in pink. I feel it’s too obvious, too cutesy. Someone like Viola Davis can work a bubble-gum pink dress and she’ll look awesome and vibrant. On someone like Michelle, with her little Mia Farrow haircut and her affected “fragile” look and vibe, it just seems too… childish. It’s not just the color – it’s the style too. The bow at the bust is killing me. Then the lacy appliqués and the long train… it’s all just… too much.

I’m going to go on, okay? It feels prom-y, like Gwyneth Paltrow’s 1999 Oscar dress. It also gives me a strong cotillion vibe – in many cotillions, the girls can only wear white, but sometimes they can pick their own gowns, and this style and color will be a popular choice for Southern debutantes. While there is nothing empirically wrong with prom dresses or cotillion dresses, or even with too-girlish, too-twee dresses, I just get so tired of it on Michelle. But I’ve learned not to expect her to rock my fashion world. This is her “thing.” Cutesy. Girlish. Virginal. Which is a whole other discussion.

Oh, and she looks like an upside-down cotton candy ball. There, I said it.

Photos courtesy of WENN.